The losers in daily youth have all become witches

"...Let's put the student council president aside, I'm not very good at dealing with that vice president."

Li Mo rubbed his forehead tiredly: "She seems to have been trying to get me into the student union."

"For the student union, the reputation of 'top student in the grade' can enhance the prestige of the student union itself. Naturally, you are a very worthy candidate to be recruited."

Shizuka Hiratsuka was very pleased to see Li Mo's defeat: "Why don't you just give up and join the student council? I heard that this year's student council is full of high-quality beautiful girls. It should be quite a good deal for a boy, right?"

"I'm not some frivolous guy who'd yell that the student union is my Harem."

"A man who says something like that might actually be a good, reliable man, depending on the situation."

(note)

"I think I can vaguely glimpse the reason why Hiratsuka-sensei can't find a good man."

"Hiratsuka Smash!"

"Are you the green-skinned barbarian from the comics..."

"Damn it, why can't I hit it?"

"I maxed out my dodge because I'm afraid of pain."

Shizuka Hiratsuka felt so angry when she saw Li Mo's leisurely look.

But after a moment, she sighed, chewed the chocolate, and asked incoherently: "So you want to go to the student union?"

Li Mo thought for a moment and shook his head: "Forget it, it feels very troublesome to deal with the student union..."

The cell phone Li Mo is using now is the one he has had with him since he traveled through time.

It can be seen that the original owner has been using it for a long time, and the model is already out of date. If you go to a used store, you can probably find one in better condition for a few thousand yen.

However, the mobile phone itself is not important. What is important to Li Mo is the information in the phone, the contact information of acquaintances, etc.

In his previous life, he didn't have the habit of changing his mobile phone to keep up with the trend. He would usually replace a phone with a new one when it became extremely slow or the battery was about to die.

But now that my phone has been confiscated, it seems I won’t be able to get it back for a while, so maybe this is a good opportunity to buy a new phone.

As for contact information... Honestly, he had only known a handful of people in the six months since he traveled through time. Asking for contact information again wouldn't waste too much time, and he could also use it as a dividing line to completely sever all ties with the original owner's past relationships.

"Just keep it in mind. If you really need it, I can contact the student union for you. I'll return your phone in two days at the latest."

Although she was happy to see Li Mo get humiliated, Shizuka Hiratsuka was still a teacher who cared about her students. She said with concern: "My cell phone must be quite important to you."

Shizuka Hiratsuka naturally knew what happened in Li Mo's family. She even approved Li Mo's work permit half a year ago - you know, Sobu High School originally did not allow students to work part-time for too long.

Just from this point, Li Mo is actually quite grateful to Shizuka Hiratsuka. He will be more tolerant of the occasional extreme behavior of this older beauty.

"Then I'll leave it to Mr. Hiratsuka."

Li Mo subconsciously wanted to say "No need", but then he thought about it and felt that it was a bit silly to explain his mental journey to Shizuka Hiratsuka. Anyway, whether he could get his old phone back or not would not prevent him from getting a new one, so he just said thank you without further explanation.

After saying goodbye to Shizuka Hiratsuka and leaving the classroom office, Li Mo went to the service club's activity room.

Just like there are requirements for student attendance, the school has requirements for the activity time of each club. If the activities do not meet the standards and are judged to be idle clubs, they can easily be disbanded.

Although he had already completed the task of establishing the club and the rewards had long been in his pocket, it would not have much impact even if the club was disbanded.

But Li Mo was not sure if his club would be disbanded, or if strange tasks such as having to prevent it would appear... Unfortunately, he did not intend to become an idol at the moment, so even if it was just a pretense, he had to pretend that he was still active.

"Come to think of it, there are more people on my side of the activity room right now, right?"

Li Mo counted and found that even if Shaoyan Lemon would not appear in the activity room due to the track and field club activities, he was still a member of the Ministry of Magic. Yuigahama Yui and Yanami Anna might also join Chihaya Asagumo in a while. In comparison, Yukinoshita Yukino was the only one in the Service Club. So, it would not be an exaggeration to change the name of the activity room to the Ministry of Magic Activity Room, right?

This may be another form of usurping the throne.

Very good, let’s use this topic to tease Yukinoshita today.

Li Mo, with a heart full of goodwill, happily opened the door of the activity room and greeted everyone inside: "Ciallo~☆"

But the next moment after he saw everyone in the room, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, Asakura Takuma-kun."

The vice president of the student union, Amakusa Shino, who had gorgeous long, straight black hair, put her hands on her hips and said to him energetically: "Hurry up and join the student union, and join me in rebelling against the beautiful student union president!"

Zhuo was careless and didn't dodge.

Note: Shizuka Hiratsuka is talking about the protagonist Sugisaki Ken in "Student Council's Own Opinion." Although he claims to want to build a harem, he is actually a good person who wants everyone to be happy. Also, "Student Council's Own Opinion" is just the subtitle of the first volume of the novel. The real name of this work is "Biyo Student Council Records." It is my second favorite light novel (my first favorite is "Baka and Test Summoning Beasts").

Chapter 86 Threats.

Ever since Li Mo's grades stabilized in the first two years of the school year, the persuasion from the student council... or more precisely, from Amakusa Shino has never stopped.

To be honest, the conditions offered by the other party were quite attractive to Li Mo at the time. A certain number of cafeteria meal coupons could be reimbursed every month, more credits and more relaxed attendance requirements. Each benefit was right in Li Mo's sights.

It's a pity that the workload of the Sobu High School Student Union is quite astonishing. If he was really pulled in, I'm afraid the daily routine work alone would take up a lot of his personal time. By then, let alone squeezing out time to do the tasks, he might not even have enough money to work and earn a living. So at that time, Li Mo decisively rejected the other party's recruitment.

And after he became financially independent, there was no need for him to join the student union.

"I've been keeping an eye on you, Asakura-kun, for a while now. You've maintained excellent grades since you enrolled. Could you lend your outstanding abilities to our student council?"

Today, Tiancao Xiao once again extended an invitation to Li Mo without giving up.

"There's no connection between good grades and having talents that the student union needs, right?"

"That's right, but if it's Asakura-kun, then it's definitely okay."

"I'm sorry that my grades aren't as good as they've been since I enrolled. Just maintaining my current grades is exhausting, so please forgive me for declining."

"Asakura-kun, you are too self-deprecating. I know that your grades have skyrocketed, so I chose to invite you to join the student council."

The girl said: "Excellent grades are the icing on the cake, but continued hard work is just as important as XX before ○○!"

"Strange, I seem to hear some words that shouldn't exist in such a serious conversation..."

Yanaijian muttered.

"It must be just an illusion."

Yuigahama Yui said in a low voice.

"If you must say so, isn't there someone here who better fits your description, Amakusa-san?"

Li Mo pointed out the problem in the other party's words without hesitation.

Before Li Mo traveled through time, the original owner's grades could only be described as not as good as the best but better than the worst. It was not until the end of the first year of high school that he made rapid progress to his current level after Li Mo's efforts.

In contrast, the second daughter of the Yukinoshita family has maintained her academic performance at the top of the school since she entered school - although she did not perform well in the academic ability test this time and suddenly dropped to around tenth place, but including her grades in the first year of high school, her average score is still higher than Li Mo's.

"That's what he said, Yukinoshita-san."

Amakusa Shino turned her gaze to Yukinoshita Yukino in the corner of the activity room.

"I have no interest in student union."

Yukinoshita Yukino answered coldly.

"Don't say that. Your Service Club was established to help students solve their problems, right? But the Student Union can also take on such functions. Rather, solving students' problems is something that should be done by the Student Union."

Amakusa Shino looked at Yukinoshita Yukino with great determination: "Or is Yukinoshita-san dissatisfied with the current students?"

"Not all students have the courage to approach an official organization like the student union when faced with difficult situations. Especially under President Niijima's consistent high-pressure policies, there are even more students like this."

Yukinoshita Yukino calmly retorted, "The Service Club exists to solve the problems of students like this."

"It seems that Yukinoshita-san is also dissatisfied with the policies implemented by the president. Then you are a comrade in the revolution."

Amakusa Shino said happily.

Yukinoshita Yukino's face, which usually kept expressionless, now showed clear signs of resistance and disgust.

However, perhaps she felt that continuing to refute would only make things more troublesome, so Yukinoshita Yukino remained silent.

"Come to think of it, Asakura-kun's strange club is pretty much the same thing, right?"

Amakusa Shino turned her attention to Li Mo again: "Even with Mr. Hiratsuka's special approval, the student union still has the right to abolish clubs that have no actual activities. Asakura-san, you don't want the club you worked so hard to create to be abolished, do you?"

"Amakusa-san's tone has become like that of a troublemaker in a weird movie."

Yanami whispered.

"She did it on purpose."

Li Mo asserted.

"cough……"

Perhaps realizing that her statement was indeed somewhat inappropriate and might mislead the general public about the student union's image, Amakusa Shino, who hadn't yet completely let go, coughed dryly. "Anyway, Asakura-kun's club doesn't have any activities or functions, so it's fine even if it's abolished, right?"

"That's not the case!"

Yuigahama Yui, who had been standing quietly by the side from the beginning, finally couldn't help but say: "Asakura-san's club is not useless. At least I was saved by Asakura-san, so I joined his club and wanted to be like Asakura-san!"

The girl, who was usually the best at reading the atmosphere, didn't care about that at all. She just said seriously, "And using the abolition of the department to threaten Asakura-san with joining the student council is really too much!"

Amakusa Shino looked at her somewhat awkwardly.

"Well... this is just part of the bargaining. I wouldn't actually do such a thing. Otherwise, given Asakura-kun's personality, he wouldn't be sitting here talking to me so calmly, right?"

Yuigahama Yui looked at Li Mo blankly, and the latter nodded helplessly.

Just like someone who is full of dirty jokes but is actually still a virgin, although Amakusa Shino always says some tasteless threats like "Madam, you don't want to have sex either", but in fact, that is more like a joke, similar to her dirty jokes. As long as you refuse properly, the other party will not actually do the things she says.

Otherwise, according to Li Mo's temper, he would not sit here and chat with the other party.

"Woo..."

Yuigahama Yui covered her face shyly and let out a cute cry.

"President Niijima is already in his third year of high school. He should be gradually stepping down from his duties as student council president after the summer vacation. Is there any need for Amakusa-san to be so anxious?"

Li Mo patted Yuigahama Yui's back as a comfort, and asked Amakusa Shino with some curiosity.

"The key is that the school rules established by President Niijima are so outdated that they have crossed the line of humanity. We must take strong action!"

Amakusa Shino said seriously.

"Although the current student union is indeed a little stricter in its rules and regulations, it's not to that extent, right?"

Li Mo asked doubtfully: "What on earth is Amakusa-san dissatisfied with?"

"There are many areas of dissatisfaction, such as Article 8 of the new regulations."

Amakusa Shino answered without hesitation.

"Article 8..."

Li Mo took out his student handbook—he always carried it with him, as he could prove his student status and get half-price tickets at places like the cinema—and flipped to the newly added school rules and regulations, reading out the corresponding clause: "'Verbal harassment of female students is prohibited'... Is there anything wrong with that?"

"In that case,"

Amakusa Shino argued confidently: "Isn't it possible to tell dirty jokes to girls?"

"So what?"

"If we can't even tell dirty jokes, then what are students actually doing in school?"

"For study."

"This is too strange!"

"It's your brain that's weird!"

Chapter 87: The Cliff Alliance.

Amakusa Shino tried to persuade them for a long time, but neither Li Mo nor Yukinoshita Yukino had any interest in the student union. In the end, she could only accept the reality for the time being and wait until next time.

"By the way, although I was just joking when I said I was going to abolish the club, President Niijima does have plans to reorganize the club's resources recently. I guess many clubs that don't meet the standards will be abolished."

Before leaving the activity room, Tiancao Xiao said to Li Mo and the others: "You'd better be mentally prepared in advance."

It was obvious that in her opinion, both the Ministry of Magic and the Ministry of Service were clubs that 'did not meet the standards'.

The former is because the club's activities don't meet the standards, and the latter is because there aren't even enough members...

Yanai showed a rare look of worry: "What, the snack club is going to be gone?"

"I really want to encourage you and tell you that this isn't true, but before this, didn't you even get the club wrong?"

Li Mo complained: "Don't treat this place as a snack bar just because you get snacks as long as you participate in club activities!"

"Actually, I have a little objection to this."