The losers in daily youth have all become witches

Li Mo said to Xue No very naturally, "If you don't mind, we can talk about our own things. You call me dad, and I call you Xue No."

"I didn't lack fatherly love when I was growing up, and I didn't mean to sell my virginity cheaply,"

Xue Nai looked down at Li Mo with cold eyes and said, "As I said before, it is really rude to make such a joke to a woman."

"So you want to keep your distance from me?"

Li Mo asked in surprise.

At least this way he wouldn't be harassed by his sister-in-law Yukinoshita Haruno.

"No, I will correct your behavior according to the moral values ​​known as common sense in this world."

Yukino said proudly.

"Common sense in the world can no longer stop me!"

Li Mo pointed his finger in a serious manner, and several pens on the table that were covered with syrup and turned sticky turned into slender blind snakes. But before he could turn the snakes back into pens, several cats jumped onto the table and ate the slow-moving snakes as spicy strips.

"Don't do that, you'll get constipated!"

Yuigahama Yui said worriedly, as her hand slipped and the cat escaped several times, which even made Li Mo start to suspect that there was butter on her hand.

"S-Shouldn't we be concerned about this kind of thing..."

Goto Ichiri, who looked dirty and covered with cat hair from head to toe, asked tremblingly. Her eyes were filled with tears, but it was not because of her deep love for this land, but because she was the only human and witch among the cat-catching members present who was tricked and defeated by the cat.

At that time, a cat was standing on her head arrogantly, and it was Li Mo who rescued her from the pile of cats.

"Those two cats seem to have been transformed from books. When they return to their original form in a while, you might see two pens stuck inside them."

Chihaya Asagumo guessed as she watched the cat escape to the top of the cabinet and start licking its fur.

"It's also possible that there are two pens embedded in the book."

Li Mo also speculated from the side.

Elsewhere, the burping Gokou Ruri seemed to have transformed into the Pope of some strange religion. She raised her hands high and declared, "The Earth is a giant cat! So understand cats! Feel cats! Accept cats! Those who don't know cats don't know what peace is!"

"Okay, that's about enough for this."

Li Mo gently tapped Wu Geng Liuli's head: "Remove the curse and stop making things difficult for everyone. Yanai will be back soon."

The girl puffed up her cheeks and muttered a few words as if she was angry, but in the end she obediently removed the spell, and the cat that had been running around the room returned to its original appearance and fell to the ground with a crackling sound.

Chapter 240: Return Journey.

By the time we finished packing everything, it was already a little late.

Li Mo asked Yukinoshita Yukino to send Yana to see Kyouna and Yamada Ryo, and Ichichi Hongxia and the others to go back. After all, she had the three life-saving hairs he gave her, that is, after she had the [Scale Flash Pattern], even if facing the 460mm Type 94 battleship main gun, theoretically Yukinoshita could fight the opponent for a whole day without worrying about any accidents.

The only thing we need to worry about is whether Yanami Anna and Yamada Ryo, who have packed a lot of food, will get tired and run out of steam halfway through the journey...

As for the others, Li Mo planned to drive them back. After all, his little car had quite a lot of space - Traceless Extension Spell, kid!

Although Li Mo really wanted to say so, in fact, the only people he wanted to send were Goto Ichiri, Asagumo Chihaya and Yuigahama Yui. Even without the Traceless Extension Spell, they could still fit in.

"Although I've heard Yui-chan talk about it before, the feeling of sitting on it myself is really amazing..."

Chihaya Asagumo, who took the passenger seat as if nothing had happened, observed the interior of the old car with great interest. When she saw some strange places, she couldn't help but touch them gently.

The small, dilapidated garage began to shake with a hissing sound.

"This guy seems a little ticklish, better not touch him like that."

Li Mo reminded.

Chaoyun Qianzhao quickly raised his hand and smiled a little embarrassedly, while Li Mo added: "And fasten your seat belt."

After making sure that everyone was seated securely, he pressed the invisible button. From the outside, it looked as if the broken car had melted into thin air in an instant.

Then Li Mo stepped on the accelerator and rushed straight into the sky: Even though he had driven it many times, Li Mo still enjoyed the process of taking off.

He suspected that there was some other magical power inside the shabby car, otherwise it would be hard to explain why his ears did not feel any pain due to the change in air pressure when he suddenly and rapidly rose hundreds of meters.

Yuigahama Yui rolled down the car windows out of curiosity. As an antique car, the windows of the old car were naturally controlled by classic joysticks. However, as a modern child, Yuigahama Yui had rarely seen such window controls, just like she had rarely come into contact with a roulette phone. Naturally, she was curious about this kind of thing.

"If you open a window to the sky..."

Li Mo had just finished speaking when a howling wind rushed in through the window, making the three people's hair rustle.

Yuigahama Yui quickly rolled up the window again, and the air in the car finally settled down.

Goto Ichiri and Asagumo Chihaya's hair were all messed up, making them the culprits. However, Yuigahama Yui, whose hair was shorter than theirs and had been tied in a bun, did not suffer much.

"There will be a strong wind blowing in,"

Li Mo's voice was half a step late, and he shrugged innocently - he couldn't do his preferred hand-spreading gesture while driving - and said: "I thought you knew."

"yes,"

Yuigahama Yui shrank her head, feeling a little guilty about the sharp gaze from Chihaya Asagumo in the front seat, which came from under her messy hair. "I remember it so well. I will definitely not do that next time."

In the next ten minutes or so, Chihaya Asagumo was busy fixing her hair. Although her long hair looked beautiful at ordinary times, it made her look like a ghost after being messed up.

Perhaps it was because he saw his own miserable appearance in the rearview mirror that Chao Yun Qian gave up talking and concentrated on taking care of himself. But before that, he specifically asked Li Mo not to look at him until he had taken care of himself, and Li Mo naturally agreed.

But by the time she had almost finished, the old car had already arrived at the station: her home was the closest to Sobu High School.

After Li Mo slowly landed with a beautiful glide and parked the car in an empty alley next to the girl's house, Chao Yun Qianzhao got out of the car somewhat disappointedly.

"See you."

Li Mo nodded at her, and just when he was about to become invisible and take off again, the girl suddenly turned around and looked at him.

"Takuma-kun."

she said softly.

"What's wrong?"

Li Mo put down his hand that was already touching the key, looked at the girl curiously and asked.

"I think Takuma-kun has done a lot for the success of this Founder's Festival and has made an indelible contribution."

Chihaya Asagumo said.

"It's not that great."

Li Mo sincerely felt that the time and energy he spent on this Founder's Festival was not something worthy of praise. In fact, in terms of contribution to the preparation stage alone, Yanami Anna's contribution might be even greater than his.

"I just couldn't help. I couldn't help in either the preparation or the execution."

Asagumo Chihaya looked at him.

Because of her identity, she was neither a member of the Ministry of Service nor a member of the Ministry of Magic (list), and even less a member of the Student Union. She had no reason to join the Founder's Festival and could only watch Li Mo and the others working around the clock.

"That's not something to apologize for. After all, it was me who proposed letting you go free as a special agent in the first place."

Li Mo comforted him nonchalantly.

"I lost my pocket watch and am now just an ordinary person. I don't have the powerful strength of Xiao Liuli and Xiao Yili. As I am now, it is difficult for me to be a surprise weapon that can use a winning move."

Chihaya Asagumo looked at Li Mo very seriously: "So I hope to join the Ministry of Magic, so that I can legitimately help you...you guys."

"That's it..."

Li Mo looked at the girl.

"I'm sorry if that bothered you."

Asagumo Chihaya lowered her head and spoke softly.

"No, it's just that I didn't notice your mood. I'm sorry."

Li Mo shook his head. "You can join anytime you want. Just submit your application to Mr. Hiratsuka. Everyone in the Ministry of Magic will welcome you."

Chao Yun Qianzhao bowed to Li Mo again.

Li Mo made a cheering gesture to her, and then the little broken car jumped up under the girl's gaze and melted into the blue sky.

Chao Yunqian stared at the empty sky except for large patches of clouds for a long time, and finally turned around and returned home.

Li Mo quickly sent Yuigahama Yui to her home, and made an agreement with her to visit her home when he was free. Then he flew into the sky again with the only remaining Goto Ichiri.

From a while ago, Goto Ichiri didn't say a word, as if he was thinking about something.

Of course, she usually looks silent and dull. If someone is not familiar with her, they might be fooled by her expression and think she is some kind of cool and beautiful girl.

But Li Mo felt that the girl was just in a daze.

So he took the initiative to speak.

"One mile."

"Yes, it is!"

"Let's go on a date this weekend."

"I'm sorry, my singing is so bad... Huh? Ehhhhhhhhh——?!"

Chapter 241: Early morning at the Goto family's house.

The weather in early June was starting to get hot and humid. The sky was so clear that it was depressing. The blazing sun started spreading the sweltering summer heat early in the morning.

Goto House.

Naoki Goto, the head of the family, was sipping steaming coffee and opening the newspaper he had just taken out of the mailbox, intending to see what the latest news was. Although mobile phones have long been able to replace traditional media such as newspapers, reading the newspaper every morning has become a habit for Goto's father. The new world brought by smartphones does not have the capacity to accommodate an old man like him.

Well, actually there are some, for example, he would secretly use his mobile phone to watch his eldest daughter's YouTube channel every day, and occasionally when he had some free time, he would fight with the haters in the comment section for three hundred rounds, fully satisfying his heart as an old father who loves his daughter.

Michiyo Goto virtuously prepared breakfast for her family of four and their dog.

At this time, their little daughter Goto Jiri ran down from upstairs with quick little steps.

"Mom and Dad, Yili seems to be broken!"

She said loudly.

"You should call her sister. You can't be so disrespectful."

Goto Naoki said this with a straight face at first, then said calmly: "After washing up, let's get ready for breakfast."

It’s not that he doesn’t care about his eldest daughter, but Goto Ichiri always does a lot of weird things, and Goto Naoki has long been immune to his eldest daughter’s weird behavior.

In his opinion, his eldest daughter Goto Ichiri can grow up healthy and happy (doubtful) more than anything else, and her eccentric personality is not a big deal...

"Is she doing something weird again?"

It was Goto Michiyo who was serving miso soup to the table who asked with concern.

It's not that she cares about her eldest daughter, but watching her eldest daughter Goto Ichiri doing strange things in the room with her younger daughter is a way for her to kill boredom as a housewife...

"Since yesterday, I've been making this disgusting 'hehehe' laugh. But after that, I'll inexplicably fall into a state of depression, and occasionally bang my head against the wall."

Goto Jiri said seriously.

"Isn't that no different from usual?"

Goto's father said calmly as he closed the newspaper.

"It's still the same as usual."

Goto's mother said this with a subtly disappointed look.

"But just now, when my sister was washing up, she was still muttering about going out on a date today!"

The young detective Goto Jiri gave a testimony that turned things around.

"Nani!"

Goto's father accidentally almost knocked over the coffee cup.

"She..."

Goto's mother wiped her eyes and said, "Has her brain finally gone bad? As expected, I should have stopped her from bragging about getting a boyfriend on her YouTube updates..."

"Why would you rather believe that my sister is crazy than believe that she really has a boyfriend?"

Goto Jiri asked curiously.

Goto's father: "Because it's just Ichiri..."

Goto's mother: "Because it's Ichiri..."