The losers in daily youth have all become witches

Chapter 238: The activity room is in a mess.

Li Mo originally thought that Yukinoshita Haruno, who was offended by his directness, would express some dissatisfaction, but she seemed to be completely unconcerned.

This made him regret that his aggressiveness was still too weak.

It seems like next time I should learn from Amakusa Shino and start with a dirty joke...

"You might even be taken directly to the police station."

Yukinoshita Yukino commented: "After all, this is already considered harassment."

She held a white porcelain tray in her hands, on which were two brightly colored macarons and a small piece of cauldron cake covered in cream.

Behind her, Anai Yanami was desperately piling fries onto her plate, as if challenging the Tokyo Skytree.

This is not an auditorium. After the performance, Li Mo called everyone from the Ministry of Magic and the band members to the Service Department activity room to have a party to celebrate the successful conclusion of the Founder's Festival - well, actually not. The activities in the auditorium are still going on, but the invited guests have begun to leave gradually. What follows is just a carnival for the students.

Considering the aftereffects of Goto Ichiri's curse and the impact of his own wonderful stage play, in order to prevent being blocked by guests with ulterior motives, Li Mo simply pulled all the relevant parties away.

Although she was very busy, Amakusa Shino did not stop Li Mo. She also understood what he meant and obviously acquiesced to Li Mo's actions.

When Li Mo brought them to the activity room and opened the door, everyone was surprised by the scene in the room - although the room was not specially decorated, the originally separate desks were put together to form a huge dining table, which was filled with various dishes that at least looked quite delicious.

There were baked potatoes piled high, roast chicken legs marinated in an unknown spice, certified by Weasley, sizzling steak fried in butter, large plates of baked oysters, beef soup stewed in red wine, corned beef sandwiches, layers of bacon and eggs, as well as iced pumpkin juice and the almost standard fish and chips. Desserts included not only the baked muffins commonly found in nearby dessert shops, hot Yorkshire puddings, and cauldron cakes, but also pound cakes covered in maple syrup, apple pie sprinkled with icing sugar, various dried fruit preserves, colorful macarons and candies, raspberry ice cream, and chocolate sauce...

At that time, Yanami let out an incomprehensible scream and almost fainted from happiness. Fortunately, Yuigahama Yui quickly supported her. But after that, Yanami cried in her arms and said that if she had known there were so many delicious foods in the activity room, she should not have eaten those cheap snacks in the auditorium before...

Yamada Ryo's expression not far away seemed to be similar.

"I've heard that,"

At that time, Li Mo said: "The so-called 'big meal' means there are no green leafy vegetables."

It can be seen that at least Yanami agrees with his statement.

Back to the present.

"Come on,"

Li Mo muttered: "President Amakusa's words are much more harassing than mine... My harassment power is only 3,000, while hers is at least 100,000. I didn't see her being captured..."

"Because Amakusa-san is very beautiful,"

Yuigahama Yui said excitedly: "Beautiful people seem to have privileges."

"Indeed, Yukinoshita-san is able to occupy such a large activity room even without any club members."

Li Mo nodded in agreement.

"I accept your compliment, although I know I'm cute even if you don't say it."

Yukinoshita Yukino nodded. "But I still have to remind you that the reason I was able to use the activity room wasn't because of my appearance. The service club's activities are primarily non-profit public welfare activities to help classmates..."

"Ah, Xiaoxue, this is delicious, come and have a piece!"

Seeing that Yukinoshita Yukino seemed to be about to argue with Li Mo again, Yuigahama Yui hurriedly forked a piece of pound cake full of raisins and put it on Yukinoshita Yukino's plate. The maple syrup on it mixed with the original cream in the plate, turning into a sticky lump of strange substance. Yukinoshita Yukino's eyes twitched when she saw it, and she looked at Yuigahama Yui helplessly.

The latter knew he was in the wrong, so he laughed and stuck out his tongue.

Cute.

"That's right, Takuma-kun eats too."

Chihaya Asagumo, who had come to Li Mo's side at some point, added some food to Li Mo's plate.

Li Mo muttered "Enough, enough," and after taking two bites, he couldn't help but ask, "Why are all the extra oysters given to me?"

“Because it’s delicious.”

Asagumo Chihaya held a spoon in her mouth with an innocent smile, which made Li Mo wonder if he was being too suspicious.

What bad intentions could a cute girl with a big forehead have?

So Li Mo had no choice but to finish the food on the plate.

On the other side, Yamada Ryo piled his plate with food in a very ergonomic manner.

"Liang, stop it, it looks so embarrassing!"

Ijichi Hongxia couldn't help but persuade.

"...I must defeat that guy this time."

Yamada Ryo glanced obscurely at Yanami Kyouna who was not far away. She was clearly eating and adding more food, but for some reason, the height of the building on Yamada Ryo's plate seemed to be taller than that of the building on Yamada Ryo's plate. "On my grandfather's name..."

"No, no, no, Grandpa Yamada is just an ordinary person. It's completely meaningless even if you bet on his name!"

Hongxia was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

"It's done... This is my final masterpiece!"

After adding a few more hard biscuits to his plate ("Those are rock cakes," Li Mo said, "You'd better soak them in milk or pumpkin juice before eating them") and using a whole piece of crucible cake as the top of the tower, Yamada Ryo said proudly: "I name it, the Tower of Babel!"

"You should have known that before you named it,"

Hong Xia said helplessly: "The story of the Tower of Babel being destroyed halfway through its construction."

"Nani?!"

Apparently, the single-threaded Yamada Ryo didn't know about this.

Then the food tower in her hand began to shake and collapse: "Pochi, be careful!"

Goto Ichiri, who was eating a small piece of buttered baked potato like a little rabbit, looked up blankly, and was hit directly in the face by a piece of Laputa-shaped crucible cake, and cream splashed all over him.

"Guah, eyes! Eyes!"

The girl uttered a pitiful cry and fell to the ground, struggling.

Gokou Ruri nimbly avoided the fallen Goto Ichiri, and with the agility of the magic spell [Cat], she jumped to dodge the flying cake from Yamada Ryo, and after showing a smug smile, she bumped into Yanami Anna.

So after the Tower of Babel, Tokyo Skytree is also in danger.

With his reaction ability seven times better than that of an ordinary person, Li Mo helped Yanai Kenkai to stabilize the tray again at the critical moment.

As a result, he happened to step on a chicken leg that had rolled to the ground at some point, so the move that was supposed to turn the tide turned into a collision that could knock down a huge mountain of gold and a huge pillar of jade.

Suddenly the entire northwest Shanxi... I mean the activity room was in chaos.

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at the messy activity room, and then looked with a grim face at the two ice cream cones (used for ice cream) that someone had inserted into her chest.

She took a deep breath and then shouted sharply.

"No! Waste! Food!"

"No, that's not the main problem..."

Li Mo, who had finally struggled to get up from the ground, wiped the ketchup he had used to dip the French fries on his face and complained.

"You'll clean up the playroom, right?"

Yukinoshita Yukino said as she stared at Li Mo with eyes that were sharp enough to shoot through him.

Li Mo looked at the cone on the girl's chest that was beginning to peel off due to gravity, and felt that if he refused now, he would definitely not be able to eat the cone himself, so he nodded.

"We'll clean the activity room."

He said it with a solemn oath.

"Resist, protest... We are clearly the victims!"

Yamada Ryo brushed the pancake off his face and said something, then stared at the pancake in his hand for a long time, took another bite and started eating.

"If you join in the cleanup, you can take the food here away."

Li Mo said.

"That's no problem!"

The girl answered immediately without hesitation.

Chihaya Asagumo, who had retreated to the corner when she saw the situation was not good and was the least harmed at this moment, with only a little pumpkin juice splashed on her body, came to Li Mo and wiped the ketchup off his face with a tissue.

After wiping for a while, Li Mo stopped her action: Rather than rubbing ketchup, Li Mo always felt that she was more like spreading ketchup more evenly on his face. Now his whole face began to emit a wonderful sweet and sour tomato smell.

"It's so sticky, it's really terrible..."

Gokou Ruri frowned and looked at her clothes, which were now covered with cream syrup and jelly-like apple pie filling.

Just by looking at it, the girl felt desperate about how to clean her clothes. You know, this was her favorite cosplay costume that she made by herself.

"Yes, I'm sorry, it's all my fault..."

At this time, Goto Ichiri finally recovered from the panic of being shot in the head and began to apologize hurriedly.

Ijichi Hongxia, whose face was also covered in cream, kindly and gently consoled her, "Ichiri, don't blame yourself so much. The main responsibility lies with Ryo! I clearly told her that there was no room for so many things!"

At this moment, the door to the activity room was opened again. A slightly exhausted-looking Amakusa Shino walked into the room, only to be shocked by the scene before her: the room was a mess, and all the girls had a strange sticky substance on their faces or bodies to varying degrees. Some girls even had a noticeable milky white fluid on their faces...

Her expression changed from listless to excited at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Could it be that I missed a party?"

"No such thing!"

Everyone in the activity room complained in unison.

Chapter 239: Earth Cat Cult.

At the beginning, the cleaning progress was very slow. Li Mo used their own actions to prove that without suitable cleaning agents, it was very difficult to deal with oil stains and sticky sugar stains. At least it would not be fast using ordinary cleaning tools.

This made Li Mo feel very emotional in his heart. He thought it would be great if the house-elves could come to the activity room. They would surely be happy to help him and his group clean the room.

Unfortunately, due to the restrictions of the contract, those house-elves seemed to have to stay in the kitchen as much as possible. Even the food they prepared was done in the kitchen and then directly teleported to the place designated by Li Mo using magic.

However, after Li Mo thought of something, the cleaning progress improved by leaps and bounds.

The specific method was to first send away Yanami and the other two committee members of the band except Goto Ichiri - Amakusa Shinobu hurriedly ate something and then left. After all, unlike Li Mo and the others, the Founder's Festival was not over for her yet and needed a complete ending - in this way, only the Ministry of Magic members and related parties were left in the activity room, and then Li Mo and Gokou Ruri used spells on the items stained with oil and sugar, turning them into snakes and cats, and then lifted the spell, and the original stains on the items disappeared.

"The conservation of mass no longer exists."

During this time, Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but say this.

"But it's magic,"

Li Mo spread his hands. "Otherwise, you have to first explain the process of mass-energy change in the process of objects turning into animals, and where the energy that drives this process comes from. This is not comparable to the force analysis in the last question of the physics test."

So Yukinoshita Yukino quickly calmed down and decided not to think about these things for the time being: Although she did not completely give up on exploring the mysteries of magic, it was obvious that this problem was not something she could solve at the moment: after all, even after Newton was hit by an apple, he did not immediately propose the law of universal gravitation, right?

There were some minor incidents during the cleanup.

Li Mo prepared a lot of drinks and placed them on the table for everyone to drink when they were thirsty after working, but Wu Geng Liuli accidentally drank the one Li Mo prepared for him and took a sip of the butter beer that was specially placed on the other side.

The girl's face flushed red all of a sudden, her wine-red eyes with colored contact lenses sparkled as she looked at Li Mo with a bright and silly smile on her face.

"Liu Li?"

Li Mo realized that something was wrong and quickly shouted: "If you are tired, you can take a rest..."

"I'm not tired yet~"

The girl stretched out her tone, burped adorably, put her hands on her head to make ears, and called out cutely: "Cat!"

The direct result was that a group of cow cats conjured by magic ran around the activity room like crazy, forcing everyone in the activity room to temporarily change their work from cleaning the floor to catching cats all over the room.

"Hey, I thought someone said 'Butterbeer is a non-alcoholic drink', right?"

Yukinoshita Yukino said to Li Mo with a forced smile: "Then can you explain why Miss Gogen is obviously drunk now?"

There was a cute plum blossom footprint printed on the side of her face. It appeared when the girl caught a fluffy kitten that turned into a pencil case and wanted to secretly pet it, but the kitten punched her in the face.

"Oh,"

Li Mo looked around, avoiding the other person's gaze, as if he was very busy and could only spare a few words to answer: "Actually, there are two types of Butterbeer: non-alcoholic and low-alcohol... just like Mojito. Non-alcoholic Mojito is Sprite with a mint leaf and a lemon slice. The difference from Sprite is that a glass of this starts at 200 yen, and the specific price depends on the bar's decor and style..."

"So the cup Liuli drank contained alcohol?"

Yukino ignored the other party's attempt to change the subject and went straight to the core of the problem.

"She just took the wrong one."

"So you were planning to drink alone secretly?"

"Don't look at me like this, I'm actually already thirty years old."

"Physical age?"

"Mental age."