Where is the third collapse? ! !

I have kidney deficiency.

If life didn't force it, who would—huh? It's kidney deficiency, then it's okay.

......

Fu Li had just finished feeding the lazy big orange fish when, with a "splash", another silver-gray Taimen salmon was pulled out of the water by the neighboring fish after struggling for a long time.

Everyone immediately gathered around him upon seeing this. Brother Lu, who had kidney deficiency, patted him on the shoulder with great excitement, "Great job, Old Wang! This Taimen must be a meter long!"

"The largest one on record here in Tianjiang seems to be only 1.3 meters, while the one in Russia is over two meters." Fu Li, who had mixed in with the others, quickly took out a measuring tape and said, "Quickly measure the size and see if it breaks our record!"

"We suggest measuring and releasing the fish. Killing such a large fish would be too detrimental to nature." Another Zhongdeng who had gathered around deliberately put on a gloomy expression. "Of course, it's mainly because I'm jealous."

As we all know, big fish will emit a kind of miasma. When people catch it, the smell will paralyze the cerebral cortex and make their sense of direction confused, usually manifesting as getting lost. It will also affect their language function. They will only repeat simple words such as "just caught, several dozen kilograms" to everyone they meet. The symptoms usually last for about a day.

In addition, there is a sequelae, that is, every time a festival or a new year comes, the fish in the memory will grow by several kilograms. It took several years or decades to grow from 20 kilograms to 30 kilograms, 30 kilograms to 50 kilograms, and finally in the lingering memory it weighed more than 100 kilograms, which is really terrifying.

"How about we take a photo together?" someone suggested: "We can post it on WeChat Moments or something, and it can be considered as taking advantage of Lao Wang's fame."

Doing so can effectively prevent the recurrence of sequelae. As we all know, photos cannot be photoshopped, so they are real.

"Just post it on WeChat Moments, forget it." Another person sympathized: "Last time I posted it on WeChat Moments after fishing, my Buddhist mother-in-law got angry and insisted I release the fish back into the sea."

Fu Li was shocked: "Isn't this a freshwater fish? Put it in the sea? Isn't that killing it?"

"That's what I answered, too. Guess what the old man said?" He said in a serious, hoarse voice, "'No way? How can you tell if the fish is salty or not before you put it in the pot?'"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Everyone burst into laughter after hearing this. This is one of the few pleasures for these middle-aged men.

"Come on, everyone stand up!"

During this time, Fu Li pretended to operate a holographic intelligent live broadcast photography drone. When everyone lined up, he caught a glimpse of Lao Wang, who should have been the most excited, but was hiding in the corner without making a sound.

Not only him, but others also noticed this.

The cartoonist teased, "Why? Are you reluctant to let your beloved get zero appearance fee?"

"No."

Old Wang, with a weathered face, sat on a simple stone stool, a quarter-empty cigarette between his yellowed fingers. "I'm planning a divorce."

"Are you planning a divorce now?"

"You've already cheated on me, is it too much for me to ask for a divorce?"

"Because I had sex with a man you didn't know?"

"What do you mean? You think it's okay?"

"Our twelve-year relationship couldn't withstand a single physical impulse between me and a stranger? You'd rather end things like that and leave your daughter without a father or mother than give a woman you've been with for twelve years a second chance? Isn't that ridiculous?"

Recalling the content of the quarrel between the two before leaving, the man closed his eyes and said in a voice without sadness or joy: "My wife cheated on me."

It was as if an angel was flying across the sky, and Diaoyutai fell silent in an instant.

Everyone looked at each other and opened their mouths, not knowing what to say.

Noticing that his impromptu remarks had caused the atmosphere to become tense, Lao Wang puffed away his cigarette, clapped his hands, and smiled. "Didn't you say you wanted to take pictures? Come on, we'll have to put the fish back into the lake after we're done. Lao Yu is right. If this treasure really falls into my hands, it will hurt people, if not the world!"

Someone murmured quietly: "As long as it doesn't harm the Republic."

"Screw you!"

Lao Wang kicked him, then turned around and tucked Fu Li's head under his armpit: "I haven't asked before, does Li Xiaogui have a girlfriend? If not, uncle, I'll introduce my daughter to you."

The boy was shocked: "No, no, no! Your daughter is only eight years old, I don't want to go to jail so early!"

"So you have a girlfriend?"

"Of course there are!" The young white-haired cartoonist said with envy and jealousy. "Didn't you see the three people staying in the hotel with this guy? The pure Nordic lady with white hair and blue eyes, the three-no attribute twin-turbo Slavic little loli, and his handsome and cool cousin - hey, the inspiration for the villain character in the next stage of the comic came immediately."

"Why am I the villain?" Fu Li pointed at his face and protested, "I look like a sunny and cheerful protagonist! I've even thought of a title for the comic for you: 'Where's the Promised Third Disaster?!'"

"Forget it, that name sounds like a loser." The young white-haired man waved his hand. "Besides, who wants to see a sunny, cheerful, and orthodox protagonist these days? Tragic life story, extraordinary talent, strong character, complex network of relationships, and abundant romantic luck—aside from the last one, how can you possibly match any of the others?"

I'm a reborn person! I even carry a system with me! The kind that gives me an AI wife!

The boy stroked the cat's tail in frustration.

"Giving away an AI wife."

Dr. Mei on the moon had a wicked smile on his face.

"Someone, please don't forget that her current identity is also System AI No. 2."

Prometheus seemed calm, but a blush quietly crept onto his usual innocent little face.

"But to be honest, I also want to buy a tombstone for my wife." Thinking of the fierce woman at home, Old Yu, who had previously suggested releasing the big fish, gritted his teeth: "Of course, she is still alive now."

"Although your wife may never be able to open a can in her entire life, she will definitely be able to open your head after hearing this."

"Hey, Lao Zhao, don't say that!" The cartoonist took over and said, "My wife used to be really mean to me, so I later made her learn karate and kendo."

"Huh? So is she going to beat you up even more, or start talking to you about martial ethics?"

"Both. Now before she hits me, she bows to me and says 'Red Bean Paste Private Marseille!'"

A dozen old men gathered together to chat, and the atmosphere soon became lively again.

Some people took out grills and seasonings from the car and started grilling on the spot, while others took out cooled draft beer from the car refrigerator and distributed it. They were also very considerate and got a few bottles of physical energy for Fu Li, the only minor.

Everyone ate barbecue, sang songs, and sat cross-legged by the river drinking. Gradually, the topic shifted from high-sounding things such as the international situation, stocks, and gold to the daily necessities of life.

After talking for a while, the atmosphere froze again.

Yes, at their age, they have to please the elderly, set a good example for their children, and cater to their superiors. They have to constantly fight for their livelihood, face, house, car, and money. Even the things they loved in the past will gradually be worn down by the inconsistencies of the world.

Middle age is an age for making jokes, and people in middle age are worse than dogs.

After saving for decades, you can buy a house;

The money saved for decades is enough for one operation.

Life is so hard! Living with dignity through labor is so hard!

How do ordinary people spend their lives?

The parents are open-minded and there is no domestic violence;

Completed nine years of compulsory education, never experienced school bullying, natural disasters, or car accidents;

I have never been defrauded of all my property by a fraud gang, and I have never been sexually assaulted or robbed;

Not so poor that they can’t pay their rent, nor do they suffer from a serious illness;

Live in the city, use smartphones, play games, and watch TV series when you have nothing to do;

I have never done anything bad in my life, and if possible, I happen to have someone I love enough;

This is obviously only the life of a minority of people, but everyone calls them ordinary people.

“It shouldn’t be like this…”

Someone murmured.

Yes, the world shouldn't be like this.

There should be no sky-high priced earrings, no 4+4 medical doctorates, and no conflicts or confrontations between men and women.

The atmosphere of silence gradually spread, and suddenly someone in the crowd shouted: "Kings, princes, generals, and ministers, are they all born with a different kind of blood?"

The sound traveled very far, so far that the men, whose nerves were numbed by alcohol, did not react at first.

But soon, responses came one after another.

"Princes, generals and prime ministers would rather have the seed!"

"The blue sky is dead, the yellow sky shall rise! In the year of Jiazi, the world will be blessed with good fortune!"

"Don't say the stone man has only one eye, how dare he laugh at Huang Chao for not being a man!"

"Clouds follow the dragon, winds follow the tiger, they serve the people, not the master!"

"Eh? Isn't that the Dragon and Tiger Hero Ao Cang Qiong?"

"You've watched too much of the New Three Kingdoms! Eat something good, brother!"

"Never mind that! I know locksmithing and CNC!"

"I have some knowledge of electrical engineering."

"I don't have that much ability, my family just has some assets!"

Everyone looked at each other and subconsciously focused their attention on Lao Wang.

The man coughed lightly and said as expected: "I have an idea..."

The next day, Fu Li was taken out of the local police station by Fu Hua, who looked helpless. The charge was - well, gathering a crowd to commit a crime.

"A bunch of grown men are gathering to commit a crime? Do you think this is the corrupt country next door?"

If the person involved is furious, you can just say that he is gathering to cause trouble!

As for why the arrest was so quick, it's so funny. We all know that so many of you grown men get together all day long, how could they not have a few spies among you?

Chapter 43: “Two or Three Things from Last Week (Fu Li, Yun Li, and the Ruler of Consciousness)”

Not even half a day after leaving the police station, Fu Li was "invited" back again.

This time it's not about gathering people to cause trouble, but about helping to solve the case.

In the office, Yan Qing, who was disguised as Jing Yuan, a police officer, had a strange look on his face.

"You mean to say that he came in pieces?"

"Yes." Fu Li pointed to the remains of the corpse on the ground, which had turned into a giant. "I caught them one by one."

After a person dies, the bacteria living in the body grow and multiply wildly because they lose the control of the immune system, producing a large amount of dirty green putrefactive gas that fills the body, eventually causing the entire corpse to swell up into a giant. This phenomenon is called gigantism.

Fu Hua held her forehead in her hand. She had just brought Fu Li out in the morning, and this guy ran to the lake to play again, jumping around.

As a result, no fish was caught, but instead a bunch of human fragments were caught.

The corner of Yanqing's mouth twitched, and he suddenly remembered an old internet joke.

Murderer: No one will find the body if we leave it here.

Fisherman: Hey, breastfeeding guys, let me tell you that I found a great place with no one around yesterday!

It seems like you fishermen can catch anything except fish, right?

"Anyway, thank you for your enthusiastic assistance, Mr. Fu Li." Instructing his men to remove the body for investigation, the contemporary sword master lowered his police cap and said, "If there is nothing else."

The intention to see the guest off is obvious.

"You are busy."

After hearing this, Fu Hua quickly pulled her little cousin, who was both brave and fearless, away. The latter looked at the bloated head on the table, wanting to say something but stopping himself.

Honkai-qualified people always have some special abilities. Even though they have become giants, he can still see at a glance:

The other party was the "skilled woman" who had bravely entered her room and boasted that she would have a good fight with the family of three.

The boy considered whether to report the matter, but when he thought that the person in front of him was one of the contemporary Seven Swords of Taixu, he simply gave up struggling, shrugged his shoulders, and let his cousin hold him by the scruff of the neck and leave like a kitten.

That’s right, Fu Li saw through Brother Yanqing’s elaborate disguise, which he thought was flawless, at a glance.

The reason is not complicated. After the opponent in the previous episode died at the hands of foreign enemies, her good friend, contemporary Baiye Yunli, issued a bounty order, seeking talented people to help her kill the enemy.

The term Baiye is well-known in the Honkai side. It is a unique title that only the top blacksmiths in the Taixu front are worthy of. No weapons or equipment made by him are below grade A. He is definitely a wholesaler of magic weapons.

Even so, there are still very few applicants.

Even if there were some curious people who came forward to reveal the truth, after learning the inside story, they would be so scared that they would cancel the task and dare not mention it again.

Because the person who killed Yanqing was Shuhu.

It is said in "Zhuangzi·Inner Chapters·Responding to the Emperors·Chapter 7": The emperor of the South Sea is Shu, the emperor of the North Sea is Hu, and the emperor of the Center is Hun Dun.

The most ancient divine power in China, symbolizing the order of yang and yin, movement and stillness, the two emperors suddenly appeared.

Although they are called the Two Emperors, they are actually a combination of the two, which is why people call them Shuhu.