Where is the third collapse? ! !

And it doesn't have the illusion camouflage like the gym bike, so it can't pass the inspection of the soldiers at the border ports of China.

This is also the reason why Fu Li did not take out this thing before.

"What are you laughing at? It's all extracted from your system. Work harder, System Spirit."

"And my vehicle is powered by solar-to-electricity, which is completely natural and pollution-free. Rounding it off, it means the future trend is electric cars!"

The boy who was skilled at bickering with her held the steering wheel firmly with one hand and stroked the big orange cat that was curled up on his lap and taking a nap with the other.

Even though the owner has been empty-handed for two days, the cat still stays with him. Good job!

"Electric cars are the future? Then I wish the host to use a Huawei flagship phone, play Source God on mobile, and White Myth: Bajie on PC. After graduation, he'll drive a Honda and have a Hongqi for his family. He'll get a 30-year mortgage with a 5.5% interest rate and buy a pre-sale apartment with Midea, Gree, and Haier appliances. His wife will receive a 500,000 yuan dowry and an electric motorcycle. And he'll drink Wu Niang liquor at his wedding banquet."

"You're full of jingles. Are you planning on taking the postgraduate entrance exam? Tell me, have you been secretly surfing the internet behind my back again lately?"

"Surfing the Internet—Pfft! What a classical expression! The host's mental age is worrying."

"The relationship is still underway on Xiaohongshu?!"

This system AI is no longer acceptable!

"Speaking of which, host, have you ever been to Tianjiang before?"

Fu Li, who had turned into a small forest, asked in surprise, "You figured this out?"

Pu Ya nodded silently. From the end of March to the beginning of July, she had been observing (watching) and raping him for more than four months. She could still see the nostalgia in the boy's brow.

"Yes, I've been here, but not here. I went to the Aksu region further south." Fu Li's answer was exactly what the little girl expected. "I've told you before that before my parents disappeared, they often loved taking me around the world. That time, my mom was invited by Shenzhou to come here."

The little AI raised an eyebrow: "Host's mother?"

"Yes, Zhou Can, an energy expert with a bit of an imperial stature." The boy said nostalgically, "She was invited to investigate the huge natural lake beneath the Tarim Basin and find a way to make it usable."

The Tarim Basin in Tianjiang, the largest inland basin in China, is also the location of the Taklamakan Desert.

The surface here is extremely dry, but there are amazing fresh water resources underground.

Some geologists estimate that the total amount of its groundwater resources is equivalent to 10 times the total of the five Great Lakes in North America or 10 times that of Lake Baikal. It is mainly composed of ancient glacier meltwater, snow mountain meltwater and ancient seawater residues from geological periods.

Once it can be effectively utilized, it is not impossible to create a small land of abundance similar to Sichuan and Chongqing.

"Unfortunately, the project ultimately failed. They said mining could cause groundwater levels to drop, destroy the existing oasis ecosystem, trigger land salinization, and cause various geological disasters. Plus, my parents had a major breakthrough in their research at the time, so we ultimately couldn't continue."

Fu Li shrugged. "By the way, some people say this vast underground water system is the source of many rivers, such as the Yellow River, the Yangtze River, or the Burqin River that connects to Kanas Lake. Of course, the authenticity of this is questionable."

Puya keenly noticed a word: "Research?"

"Yeah, 'Arming Yourself with the Mind,' 'Sea of ​​Consciousness,' 'Endless Clean Energy,' 'Kabbalistic Tree of Life Sephiroth,' I don't want to hear a single word of it, and I don't understand a single word."

"That sounds impressive."

"Yeah, he's super awesome." Fu Li said calmly, "So awesome that he even threw me, his own son, aside and left him alone. In the end, he even disappeared. Haha."

"Host......"

"No, it's okay."

The boy, realizing his mood was off, took a deep breath and smiled as usual. "It's still a while before we get to the fishing platform by the lake. How about I tell you a joke?"

Seeing that he wanted to change the subject, the little AI nodded slightly, raised his fingers, tied up Dr. Mei, who wanted to ask more questions, and gagged him.

Fu Li recalled and said, "That was something I experienced personally back then. Didn't they say my parents were conducting research in Tianjiang? At that time, we were living in an empty dormitory at a local university."

"One day, an electric motorcycle caught fire under the teaching building, igniting the flowers in the green belt and the sand-proof poplar trees. The fast-growing poplar trees in Tianjiang can grow to seven stories high, while the teaching building is only four stories high. Furthermore, the trunks of the trees were only three meters away from the teaching building. The entire teaching building urgently sounded the alarm and announced evacuation."

"The entire building was quickly emptied, with the exception of a classroom on the top floor, which was locked from the inside. The substitute teacher was conducting a pop-up test and, believing that a small fire downstairs wouldn't affect the safety of the top floor, insisted on completing the test before get out of class was dismissed."

"Even when the firefighters broke down the door, he was still calmly explaining the difficult exam questions."

“Puff!”

Little AI couldn't help laughing.

Fu Li continued, "After the fire was put out, the principal slapped the teacher several times in front of the firefighters and hundreds of students. The slaps could be heard across half the playground. He then yelled at him to submit his resignation letter that afternoon."

"After that, the principal asked farmers from the surrounding area to come to the campus and cut down all the poplar trees on Sunday to prevent fire."

"He's a responsible and good principal."

"The following Friday, I received a fine from the Department of Parks and Forestry. The amount of the fine was several times the amount of the fire damage."

"This fine...shouldn't the academy reimburse it?"

"No, not only was the money not reimbursed, but the principal was later interviewed by the Disciplinary Inspection Commission."

Fu Li patted the lying cat, and the cat cleverly made a helpless gesture: "Because he not only sold the trees on campus, but also pocketed all the stolen money."

Prometheus on the moon slowly uttered "Huh?" and turned to see Dr. Mei's face looking extremely bad.

"Have something to say?"

She took off the gag, and the latter gritted his teeth, "I'm reminded of those high-ranking Fire Moth executives from the previous era who were disloyal, infighting, extorting, and disappearing at crucial moments."

"Ok."

I understood it in an instant.

Before we knew it, the amphibious fishing RV had slowly arrived at the edge of Kanas Lake.

Kanas at around ten o'clock is in the transition period when the morning mist dissipates and the sun begins to appear. The remaining mist on the lake floats like a veil, reflecting the outlines of snow-capped mountains and spruce forests. When the sunlight penetrates the clouds, it refracts tiny golden spots, and the fragrance of pine, cypress and wild flowers fills your breath.

Fishermen were gathering here in twos and threes. When they saw the peculiar shape of the RV, they greeted it by waving their hands or nodding their heads.

"Little Li, come here, uncle just dug a nest."

"Little Fuli! If you drive your car into the water again and scare away the fish today, don't blame me for being merciless!"

"Shh, be quiet, I feel the big one coming!"

After hearing this, Fu Li stopped driving and took out a fishing rod disguised as the Shadow Sword and went to the shore.

From a common sense perspective, Kanas Lake is a scenic spot with high entrance and exit ticket prices, so you shouldn't come here just to fish.

However, local anglers always find various ways out, and over time, a secret route that is tacitly known to the locals has been formed.

It's such a big place with so much jungle, you can't fence it all off and make money, right?

Not to mention that the official policy towards the people of the autonomous region has always been to appease them. As long as they don't cause trouble or say anything that is detrimental to unity, everyone will turn a blind eye.

"But being able to blend in with everyone so quickly is one of the host's unique talents."

Puya sighed, then changed the subject: "So you plan to 'take' the amplification potion today as well?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I haven't used that thing!"

Fu Li's face darkened.

Since it was a mission, Mei prepared a lot of convenient props and amplification potions for everyone before leaving.

Considering that there would be no time to take drugs in the face of a sudden battle, she was very 'thoughtful' and made some of the medicine into suppositories.

That’s right, the suppository that’s inserted into the anus.

According to Mei, it would probably be too late to stuff the medicine into her mouth the moment she encountered the enemy, but tightening her anus was quick and almost instinctive.

Once you lift your anus, the amplification potion will be crushed by the contracting buttocks muscles, and the medicinal effects contained in it will take effect immediately, buying our people extremely precious reaction time.

In this regard, Fu Li's evaluation is:

Well done, don't do it again next time.

Bronya was more straightforward:

Sukabulie (go to hell)!!!

This poet?

......

Chapter 42: "The Daily Life of Fishermen"

Mei was not annoyed when her suppository-type amplification potion was returned by Fu Li and Bronya. Instead, she calmly said that it was just designed like that and she could still put it in her mouth and take it when the battle really came.

They were immediately beaten back by the Big Three with ugly expressions, and this time they couldn't even hold Kiana back.

I can only say that geniuses all have something seriously wrong with their brains. This stereotype is really true.

The finished drugs could not be reprocessed, and seeing that this batch of suppositories was about to be scrapped, Kiana suddenly came up with an idea and contacted Theresa to sell them all to Saint Freya at a 20% discount.

The dean patted her (deflated) chest and said she accepted everything. She didn't mind the appearance of the amplification potion at all, because it was her subordinates who would use it, not her.

As for whether the Valkyries need it...you have to know that not everyone has the heaven-level conditions like Hyperion.

Even though Saint Freya's welfare is top-notch in Tianming, who would complain about having too many means to save their lives?

Thus, Mei inexplicably achieved a particularly crazy achievement: "Developing all the Saint Freya Valkyries' Xiao♀flowers."

Compared to Shigure Kirara's purely fabricated history of "Siegfried touching the buttocks of all the Valkyries in Schicksal", the one above is the real deal and there is no deception.

What a scary woman, Mei Raiden.

"I wonder if Theresa will sell some of this stuff as well. If she does..."

Fu Li shuddered, suddenly recalling the rumor the girl had told him last week when he and Yun Li were avenging Brother Yan Qing:

"Libao, according to the history I've read, spells like curses used to be hidden from the public, but they weren't as widely condemned as they are now."

"It all started with a master who pioneered a whole new way of playing in this world of our imagination."

"What exactly are they?"

"The master manipulated the Curse of Flesh to grow taste buds in his enemies' intestines."

As for why we are talking about the curse, we have to talk about the culprit who killed Yan Qing last week, and the target of their pursuit is the Divine Power and Shuhu Emperor II.

"Ah, I've taken the bait!"

The fishing rod in his hand trembled slightly, and Fu Li's scattered gaze suddenly became focused.

He pretended to hold out for a while and then hung it up, only to find that it was a five-centimeter-long little bean.

"cut!"

The fishermen surrounding the boy dispersed in a hurry, their voices mixed with disdain and relief, fully demonstrating what it meant to be "afraid of your brother's hard life, but also afraid of him driving a Land Rover."

If Li Xiaogui really caught a big fish, they would be embarrassed.

"Filthy! Such a filthy thought! As the saying goes, one begets two, two begets three, and three begets all things. Now that this first time has been accomplished, everything will be fine from now on!"

Fu Li shouted as he skillfully removed the bones, and then fed it to the big orange cat that was eagerly waiting beside him.

"Awoo" she swallowed it all in one gulp, and then rubbed the boy's calves back and forth with her furry head, tempting him to pick her up and rub her hard for a long time before letting her go.

"Get better? Hard to say."

A white-haired old man next to him chuckled, holding a toothpick in his mouth with a look of unruly expression.

As he lifted the rod, a large fish with scales gleaming in the sun soared into the sky and landed accurately in the bucket brought by Fu Li.

"Consider this a reward from me, brother. Don't let your little gas tank go hungry."

"Meow!"

The big orange cat was quite unhappy when he heard this: "Who's fat? Who's fat? This cat's body shape is already very slim among orange cats. Well, a few days ago, several local female cats came to teach me!"

"Not accepting charity is something people say, but cats don't need to worry about that." Fu Li skillfully speared the cat again, greeting it with a full dose of emotion: "Thank you, Uncle Lu, for catching that big white fish! I wish you good fortune as vast as the East Sea, a long life, and may we hold hands and celebrate our golden wedding anniversary, chanting poems together through the years until we're old!"

"How many times have I told you to call me brother? I'm only ten years older than you!"

The result was that his defense was broken.

Fishermen who often come here know that this "Uncle Lu" is 26 years old.

The reason why he has white hair at a young age is due to his job as a cartoonist.

Seeing this, friends outside the screen may ask: It’s just drawing a comic, it shouldn’t be so energy-consuming, right?

As for.

Before Brother Lu officially came on board, he drew standard erotic comics, and he was the type of big-name artist who was well-known even on the R station. Fu Li (and Anna, who was led astray by him) who had been with the R station in the past were all familiar with his level.

It is said that when they heard that he had been promoted, many people went to the comments section to complain about the pros and cons:

We clearly agreed to be a team for life... to draw Huangman for life, so why do you always want to leave? Ultimately, you're just exposing your true colors as a pretentious hipster! You really think serious comics are superior to Huangman, right? You traitor!