Yukinoshita's Correction Method

"It's no different from usual..." the curly-haired housewife recalled, "I didn't look closely."

Volume 4: School is about to start: Chapter 116: Exorcism Curse

"Did you buy any new furniture after your trip? The kind that will automatically start working." Dong Yunshan suggested a new idea. "Or maybe there's somewhere nearby being renovated."

"No..." The curly-haired housewife stared at Dong Yunshan suspiciously, "Are you really an exorcist?"

Shouldn't you normally ask if you've encountered anything recently?

"Well, actually I'm not an exorcist, but a curse caster." Dong Yunshan showed a malicious smile, "Is there anyone else in your family?"

"You..." The curly-haired housewife took a step back cautiously, "What are you going to do?"

"If there are other people at home, you'd better call them now." Dong Yunshan lowered his voice, "Otherwise, you will regret it when my curse takes effect."

Without waiting for the curly-haired housewife to reply, Dong Yunshan clasped his hands together, stepped on the Tiangang step, and muttered something.

"No!" the curly-haired housewife screamed and was about to stop him, but she saw that Dong Yunshan had already stopped.

Dong Yunshan put down his hands, his smile darkening, "Time is running out."

The curly-haired housewife took out her cell phone and dialed the number, her face full of fear: "Hurry... hurry up and answer it..."

After waiting for a long time, the phone finally connected, and the curly-haired housewife's voice was panicked: "Son, you're okay! Are you okay?"

"It's only temporary." Dong Yunshan said, "If you want everything to be fine, let him sit at the dining table with his favorite snacks."

The curly-haired housewife tried to steady her voice and instructed her son according to Dong Yunshan's instructions. When she heard that her son was already in the restaurant, she looked at Dong Yunshan helplessly: "What did you do? What do you want?"

"I wanted to show you what exorcism is." Dong Yunshan chuckled. "It's all right now. At least your son is safe."

"Really?" The curly-haired woman stared at him, clutching her phone. "Why would you do that?"

"Because we can't delay." Yukinoshita Yukino rolled her eyes helplessly at the rather engrossed Azuma Yunshan, "The ceiling of your house could fall down at any moment."

Curly-haired housewife: "What?"

"The questions I asked you before have already ruled out most of the possibilities. This is the only one left." Dong Yunshan pointed upwards. "The dog noticed something strange about the ceiling and felt like it was about to collapse, so it refused to sleep on the sofa in the living room."

"So it suddenly left the sofa because it heard the ceiling cracking, and it barked towards the living room, trying to get me to stay away?" The curly-haired housewife looked bewildered. "But... I didn't hear anything."

"Dogs can not only see things that humans cannot, but they can also sense things that humans cannot," Yukinoshita Yukino explained, giving an example. "Dogs have an accuracy rate of over 80% in warning plasterboard cracks, an average of more than two hours ahead of humans. In the 72 hours before the Hanshin Earthquake, over 60% of abnormal dog behavior was confirmed to be related to infrasound waves from building structures."

“So… that’s how it is…” The curly-haired housewife didn’t understand, but she roughly understood the meaning. “Then just tell me directly, why… ah!”

She gave a short scream and got the answer herself.

Because why.

If you tell her directly to call home and ask everyone at home to stay away from the living room, she will definitely ask why.

And there is a high possibility that the ceiling will collapse while Azuma Yunshan and Yukinoshita Yukino are explaining.

So we must use the fastest method to make her take action immediately.

"Thank you so much." The curly-haired housewife bowed deeply. "If I hadn't met you..."

"You really did find someone to perform a ritual at your home." Dong Yunshan put his fingers together and tapped his temple. "Your dog must have seen something unclean. It's going to cost a lot of money to exorcise the evil spirit. If you don't pay, I'll curse your house. The ceiling collapsing is just the beginning. Now I tell you this, do you still believe it?"

The curly-haired housewife laughed: "Of course I don't believe it."

"This is exorcism." Dong Yunshan clasped his hands together, tilted his head and smiled, "Or, you can also call it [Disenchantment]."

The curly-haired housewife was stunned: "So that's what you mean?"

Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at Azuma Yunshan and said, "That could be what you mean."

The curly-haired housewife wanted to say something when her cell phone rang. After answering it, she heard her son crying.

From the child's fragmented narration, the curly-haired housewife comforted him while learning what happened at home.

The ceiling collapsed, still slightly connected to the walls on both sides, and the middle completely hit the ground, with the sofa and TV trapped underneath.

Azuma Yunshan and Yukinoshita Yukino looked at each other. They didn't expect it to be so fast.

"Thank you so much!" The curly-haired housewife was as scared as she was relieved.

After leaving Dong Yunshan's contact information, the curly-haired housewife and the glasses housewife hurriedly left together. Before leaving, they said, "You two are really a perfect match. I wish you happiness!"

happiness?

Yukinoshita Yukino's eyes shifted, and she realized that after pinching Dong Yunshan's waist, she did not put her hand down, but gently pinched the corner of his clothes to intimidate Dong Yunshan not to go too far.

As a result, when I thought about it later, I forgot about it.

I'm used to it...

After hearing the curly-haired housewife's blessing, Yukinoshita Yukino finally reacted and loosened her hand that was pinching the corner of Azuma Yunshan's clothes.

"I thought you were just talking about learning a few tricks." Yukinoshita Yukino withdrew her hand as if nothing had happened. "Do you really have an exorcist friend?"

"Of course." The wrinkled corner of his clothes was still warm from Yukinoshita Yukino's fingertips, and Dong Yunshan pushed the shopping cart. "Want to learn? I'll teach you. Let's start with big moves..."

"First, take care of the ingredients." Yukinoshita Yukino put the frozen mackerel into the shopping cart, "Then study hard to improve your cooking skills."

"Okay," Azuma Yunshan followed Yukinoshita Yukino, "Teacher Yukinoshita."

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At Higashi Yunshan's house, Yukinoshita Haruno looked at the two quilts on the bed, and a smile without a smile gradually appeared on her expressionless face.

Two quilts.

If Dong Yunshan sleeps in the living room, there is no need to put two quilts in the bedroom.

There are two quilts and two pillows on the bed now.

This means that there were two people in the bed last night and this morning.

The question is, after these two people fall asleep, will they continue to use two quilts and two pillows?

Silently closing the door, Yukinoshita Haruno returned to the living room and turned on the TV.

Not back yet...

Are these two people going to buy groceries or to elope?

Volume 4: School is about to start: Chapter 117 Grilled Mackerel

"Welcome back." Yukinoshita Haruno stood at the entrance and bowed to the two people who opened the door with a smile.

Compared to her usual liveliness, her gentle smile has a unique charm.

In an instant, her short hair seemed to have turned into a tight bun, and her casual clothes turned into an elegant kimono.

Azuma Yunshan was carrying a shopping bag full of food, with a look of surprise on his face behind Yukinoshita Yukino.

What's going on?

Yukinoshita Yukino frowned slightly: "What are you doing?"

"I'm doing what I should do." Yukinoshita Haruno's smile remained unchanged. "What's wrong?"

"......" Yukinoshita Yukino pursed her cherry lips, put down her keys, changed into slippers, handed the other pair to Azuma Yunshan's feet, and stood up to take the shopping bag from his hand.

But Yukinoshita Haruno reached out and took the shopping bag from Azuma Yunshan's hand first, exclaiming exaggeratedly: "Wow~ It's so heavy, you can carry it so easily."

"It's okay..." Dong Yunshan put on slippers, watched Yukinoshita Haruno take the ingredients into the kitchen, and turned to look at Yukinoshita Yukino.

what's the situation?

Although no words were spoken, a look was enough to express the meaning.

Yukinoshita Yukino, as if suffering from a headache, placed her slender fingers against her temples and sighed helplessly and tiredly.

She also didn't know why Yukinoshita Haruno was behaving so abnormally.

I was about to go home, but now it turned out like this.

Dong Yunshan was quite happy.

If you want to correct Yukinoshita Yukino, Yukinoshita Haruno is an existence that cannot be avoided.

Closely observing how the two sisters get along will be very helpful for him to correct Yukinoshita Yukino.

"There's more than just the grilled mackerel set meal." Yukinoshita Haruno poked her head out of the kitchen. "Let me make something else."

"No need." Yukinoshita Yukino walked into the kitchen, "I'll make it myself."

"Okay~" Yukinoshita Haruno responded in a drawn-out voice, "Then I'll look forward to tasting the delicious food."

Then he winked mischievously at Dong Yunshan and said, "If it doesn't taste good, I won't hold back when I criticize it~"

Now she looks a bit like her usual self.

Azuma Yunshan raised his chin in the direction of Yukinoshita Yukino: "I've been prepared for this."

"We're all ready, why are you still dawdling?" Yukinoshita Yukino urged expressionlessly, "The way you enter the kitchen won't affect the taste of the food."

"Hurry up, hurry up~" Yukinoshita Haruno waved her hands, "Come on, come on~"

"I'm here." Dong Yunshan walked into the kitchen. "Grill the fish first, right?"

"Cook the brown rice first. That way, we'll have just enough time to finish the dish." Yukinoshita Yukino handed the rice to Azuma Yunshan. "Three of you...cook enough for five."

Dong Yunshan: "You guys eat too."

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Hmm?"

"I mean, I'll eat the brown rice and cook some white rice."

Yukinoshita Yukino shook her head: "That's not necessary."

"Hmm." Yukinoshita Haruno said, "I want to eat the same thing as Touno!"

"That's fine." Dong Yunshan scooped some brown rice and added it to the rice. "Is this ratio okay?"

"Okay." After Azuma Yunshan cooked the rice, Yukinoshita Yukino took out the mackerel and said, "I'll make one portion, and you follow my lead and make one portion."

Dong Yunshan: "Understood."

"Wipe off the water on it and make three diagonal cuts on the surface of the fish skin, about one centimeter apart." Yukinoshita Yukino held the fish meat with one hand and held the knife with the other, quickly making three cuts. "This will cut through the fish skin fibers and prevent the skin from curling up when grilling. Be careful not to cut it."

Dong Yunshan did as he was told and quickly completed the replica.

"Then sprinkle a generous amount of salt evenly on both sides..."

Eastern Spruce asks the key question: “What’s the right amount?”

"About 2 percent of the fish's weight," Yukinoshita Yukino added. "Then let it sit for ten minutes to allow the salt to penetrate the center of the fish and enhance the umami flavor. You can also press it lightly with a heavy object to speed up the dehydration and remove the fishy smell. Then preheat the oven. If you don't preheat it, the skin won't be crispy enough."

Under the demonstration and command of Yukinoshita Yukino, Azuma Yunshan prepared the grilled mackerel set meal in an orderly manner.

He studied seriously and worked attentively, but Yukinoshita Yukino could not help but glance at the smiling Yukinoshita Haruno.

What on earth is she going to do…?

The more confused she was about her sister's thoughts, the more Yukinoshita Yukino cared about her gaze.

Yukinoshita Haruno is not someone who will give up easily.

There must be another purpose behind his considerate appearance.

"It's almost time." Yukinoshita Haruno reminded, "You can start grilling."

"I know...wait a minute." Yukinoshita Yukino gathered her thoughts and patted Azuma Yunshan's hand. "Don't worry, wipe the water off with kitchen paper first, otherwise the fish skin will be soggy and not crispy."

"That should be enough." Dong Yunshan put the dried fish into the baking tray. "How long do you bake it for?"

"Use the grill and place a baking tray underneath to collect the oil." Yukinoshita Yukino corrected her, then added, "Bake for twelve minutes. For the last three minutes, increase the temperature by twenty degrees. This way the skin will be crispier."

Dong Yunshan set the timer: "I think I can only bake so much at a time."

"Use a frying pan for these pieces." Yukinoshita Yukino stepped aside, "I said, you do it."

"Hmm." Dong Yunshan picked up the frying pan and asked, "How do I do the first step?"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Put the pot down."

"Pfft!" Yukinoshita Haruno laughed out loud.

"I used to know how to cook." Dong Yunshan muttered, "I only learned it for a while and now I don't know how to cook anymore."

This is a normal phenomenon after being denied again and again... Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at her sister: "You did everything right before, there's no need to be so nervous... Don't move!"