Yukinoshita's Correction Method
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"So..." Yukinoshita Yukino put her hands behind her back and walked briskly, "Do you treat your sister like a child?"
"Of course not..." Azuma Yunshan noticed that Yukinoshita Yukino's brisk pace slowed down significantly, "Did you?"
Volume 4: School is about to start: Chapter 114: No falsehood
"Answering like that is like putting counterfeit money into a bank ATM." Yukinoshita Yukino rolled her eyes at him. "Are you so afraid of being tickled?"
"This is a normal reflex," Dong Yunshan corrected him seriously. "You say it as if you're not afraid."
"At least she won't be as extreme as you." Yukinoshita Yukino felt like Azuma Yunshan was about to jump up.
"I can fly," Dong Yunshan said seriously. "I can jump into the sky with just one jump, shoot lasers from my eyes, and use planets as bench presses..."
"You could have questioned me directly instead of talking nonsense." Yukinoshita Yukino stood still, her arms folded across her chest. "I've spoken outrageously and made gaffes before, but I never lie. If you don't believe me, just verify it yourself."
"You said it." Could Dong Yunshan let her go? He had been pinched so many times. He reached out and gently pinched Yukinoshita Yukino's slender waist. "How is it... really no reaction?"
Azuma Yunshan looked at Yukinoshita Yukino in disbelief, surprised at her composure.
"There are three reasons: First, I'm not as overreacting as you are." Yukinoshita Yukino shook her head slightly, "Second, tickling and pinching are two different things."
Dong Yunshan asked curiously, "What about the third one?"
"You didn't touch it." Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Azuma Yunshan with a hint of sympathy in her eyes, "You just pinched my clothes."
Why didn’t Dong Yunshan discover it?
Because he had no experience in this area, he couldn't tell whether he was pinching the girl's waist or the girl's clothes.
This is the first time that East Spruce...
Well, no.
It was the first time while awake.
When we slept together before...
"Hmm!" Yukinoshita Yukino made a faint sound, pursed her lips and stared at Higashi Yunshan.
When she was thinking about what happened before..., Dong Yunshan suddenly scratched her waist gently.
"Control variables." Dong Yunshan said calmly, "You didn't even say hello when you tickled me."
"...It turns out that my reaction is indeed smaller than yours." Yukinoshita Yukino raised her fair chin slightly, "What else do you have to say?"
"I don't believe it." Dong Yunshan said bluntly, "Let me try again."
"What if you still don't believe it?"
"How could I not believe it?"
"I lack trust in someone who just lied."
"I also lack trust in people who habitually act tough."
"......" Yukinoshita Yukino frowned slightly, then thought of a good idea, "Okay."
"Hmm?" Azuma Yunshan didn't expect Yukinoshita Yukino to agree. "Wait, what are you doing?"
"Just in case you continue to disbelieve it." Yukinoshita Yukino placed her hand on Azuma Yunshan's waist and smiled. "If you don't stop, I won't stop either. Let's see how long you can verify it."
"I believe it." Dong Yunshan rationally changed his mind. "After all, Yukinoshita-sensei has made outrageous remarks and gaffes before, but he never lied."
"Don't believe it!" Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't tolerate Azuma Yunshan's casual attitude and urged with a stern face, "Hurry up and start."
Careless... Dong Yunshan realized his mistake.
If we had put it another way, this matter might have passed.
But this kind of deceptive rhetoric will inevitably arouse the disgust of Yukinoshita Yukino.
Dong Yunshan moved his fingers slightly and lightly tickled Yukinoshita Yukino's slender waist.
Just scratch it a few times and deal with it.
That’s what Dong Yunshan originally thought.
But as soon as he started, Yukinoshita Yukino also started tickling him.
While he was blushing from the itchiness, there was only a blush on Yukinoshita Yukino's cheeks.
If it ended like this, it would mean that he was tortured by her for a long time, while she was fine.
With this in mind, Dong Yunshan was unwilling to stop there.
Since he didn't stop, Yukinoshita Yukino naturally wouldn't stop either.
A man and a woman, on the street, blushing... scratching each other.
Of course, Yukinoshita Yukino felt something, but it was just not as strong as that of Azuma Yunshan. In addition, the warmth from Azuma Yunshan's palm penetrated her clothes, making the blush on her face even more obvious.
But she still relied on her excellent self-control to hold it back.
But the fatigue is unbearable.
Yukinoshita Yukino's physical strength was really limited, so her hand movements inevitably slowed down.
When she slowed down, Dong Yunshan felt embarrassed to speed up.
I can only follow Yukinoshita Yukino's rhythm and slow down a little bit.
Finally, both of them stopped, only their hands were still reluctantly placed on each other's waist.
A man and a woman were walking on the street, hugging each other's waists... their faces were blushing.
Yukinoshita Yukino took a deep breath to calm herself down, then raised her eyes to stare at Azuma Yunshan: "Do you want to continue verifying?"
"No need." Dong Yunshan was convinced and put his hand down first. "You win."
"Okay then." Yukinoshita Yukino also lowered her hand, "When you get home, throw away all the things you hid."
"Huh?" Dong Yunshan protested sternly, "I don't remember setting such a win-lose condition before we started."
"Whether or not such conditions have been set, you should throw those things away." Yukinoshita Yukino's breathing became slightly rapid. "Throwing them away will be good for your mental and physical health."
"Those things played a huge role in my physical and mental growth," Dong Yunshan said firmly. "Even though I use them less now, I can't just throw them away... Wait, are we talking about the same thing?"
"You're the ones who mentioned magazines, comics, and study materials." Yukinoshita Yukino repeated what Azuma Yunshan had said before, "They're still the type that need to be hidden."
"Bodybuilding magazines, fighting comics, and fitness learning materials." Dong Yunshan raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong?"
Yukinoshita Yukino's expression froze, and the cute blush on her fair cheeks changed quite noticeably: "...Then why did you hide it?"
"I'm afraid of being misunderstood." Dong Yunshan flexed his muscles. "They're all on the covers of bodybuilding magazines, and the house is full of them. It's easy to be misunderstood, so I put them away."
"What about fighting comics?"
"Observing the beauty of muscles, especially 'Dragon Ball,' makes my blood boil and gives me more motivation to work out." Dong Yunshan paused, "But the story is so exciting, I get so engrossed in it that I miss my workouts. I have to hide in a secluded place to prevent myself from watching."
"The study materials..."
"Please refer to Bodybuilding Magazine."
Yukinoshita Yukino avoided Azuma Yunshan's gaze and looked to the other side: "...Is the supermarket here?"
Volume 4: School is about to start: Chapter 115: Encounter with the Housewife
Azuma Yunshan pushed the shopping cart and followed Yukinoshita Yukino.
He often comes to this supermarket, but this is the first time he comes with other people.
"Huh?" Seeing Yukinoshita Yukino continue to move forward, Azuma Yunshan reminded her, "Aren't you going to buy okra?"
"Buy last." Yukinoshita Yukino looked up at the sign above. "There are a lot of ingredients to buy, so you should choose the grains at room temperature first, and then choose the other items. This can minimize the loss due to temperature differences."
"It shouldn't take so long..." Azuma Yunshan had a new understanding of Yukinoshita Yukino's perfectionism.
"Since you've decided to learn cooking from me, you'd better put away this casual attitude." Yukinoshita Yukino turned around and stared at Azuma Yunshan seriously. "Anyone can make simple dishes, but to further enhance the flavor, you need this kind of accumulation of details."
"You're the teacher, I'll listen to you." Dong Yunshan raised his hand and pointed in a direction, "The grain area is over there."
Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at him, walked over and selected carefully.
"Do I need to choose one?" Dong Yunshan was puzzled. "Any one will do."
"Those are over-processed fake brown rice." Yukinoshita Yukino simply explained the difference. "This brown rice with germ is more nutritious."
Dong Yunshan was convinced and praised, "Amazing."
Since they were all picked for him anyway, Dong Yunshan naturally wouldn't be stingy with his praise.
"It's nothing special." Yukinoshita Yukino chose a suitable one and gestured to Azuma Yunshan to put it in the shopping cart. "On the contrary, I'm a little surprised that you've been working out all the time but didn't know this."
"With the time to choose, I can do three more sets." Dong Yunshan admitted, "If I had come here alone normally, I would have been on my way home by now."
Yukinoshita Yukino held her forehead with her hand as if suffering from a headache: "...It seems I need to re-evaluate the difficulty of teaching you."
Dong Yunshan gave a thumbs up: "I believe you."
Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at him: "I don't believe you."
"I just didn't pay attention to this before." Dong Yunshan said innocently, "And there's also the factor of the merchant deliberately misleading..."
"Some of it is indeed misleading from the merchants, while some is due to different needs." Yukinoshita Yukino pointed in the direction of the soy products, "We're going to make miso soup when we get back, and you go choose the tofu."
"Uh..." Dong Yunshan was dazzled. "This shouldn't be it."
"Of course not." Yukinoshita Yukino folded her arms in front of her body, "That's cold salad. If you want to eat it, remember to choose the high-calcium type."
"I remember this is the one used in miso soup." Dong Yunshan found a familiar one.
"Are you sure you want to choose this?" Yukinoshita Yukino said with a straight face, "Don't look at my expression, think about your own needs."
"I need... this is seasoned tofu." Dong Yunshan carefully checked the ingredient list. "It contains sugar and soy sauce. I can't choose this."
Yukinoshita Yukino nodded: "Finally saw it."
A housewife's voice rang out: "I heard that dogs can see..."
Azuma Yunshan and Yukinoshita Yukino looked over at the same time.
The person who was speaking was a curly-haired housewife in her forties, and next to her was a housewife of about the same age wearing glasses.
Being stared at by the two men and being pushed twice by the bespectacled housewife next to her, the curly-haired housewife finally reacted and apologized hurriedly: "I'm sorry, I was talking about my dog Taro... He's been acting a little strange lately."
"We were just talking about this." The woman with glasses also helped to explain, "We were talking and walking at the same time, and then..."
Yukinoshita Yukino sighed. She wouldn't mind this kind of coincidence, but now there's someone beside her...
"Huh? From what you said," Dong Yunshan raised an eyebrow, looking very interested, "is your house haunted?"
A gloating Eastern Spruce.
Yukinoshita Yukino knew this would happen, so she reached out and pinched the soft flesh on Azuma Yunshan's waist, warning him not to be too obvious.
"I'm an exorcist," Dong Yunshan said seriously. Noticing the suspicion in the two housewives' eyes, he remembered his age and added, "I'm an intern. If it's too troublesome, I can find someone to help."
The curly-haired housewife looked defensive: "No... no need..."
"Maybe it can be helpful." The bespectacled woman lowered her voice. "It's the same at the hospital. If you can't find the director, you can talk to a young doctor. If you encounter a problem they can't solve, the young doctor can call in many expert directors."
"That's right... well, it's like this." The curly-haired housewife's eyes were filled with unconcealed worry. "My dog Taro usually sleeps on the sofa in the living room, but since we came back from our trip, he hasn't slept on the sofa anymore."
"Maybe it's a new habit formed when traveling," Dong Yunshan guessed, "It doesn't feel haunted."
"I didn't think much of it at first, but it always slept on the sofa with me. Even when it slept on the floor, it would always have a blanket or something." The curly-haired housewife's eyes were filled with fear. "I didn't think much of it at first, until one day, when I was holding it on the sofa, it suddenly jumped down and ran under the dining table, yelling towards the living room, like..."
Dong Yunshan continued dimly, "It's like there's something in the living room that you can't see."
The curly-haired woman shuddered. "Don't people often say that dogs can see things that humans can't?"
"The canine retina can detect ultraviolet wavelengths completely absent in humans. Their visual clarity in moonlight is equivalent to that of humans at dawn. Their dynamic vision and wide-angle monitoring capabilities are superior to humans." Yukinoshita Yukino's voice was almost flat. "To some extent, dogs can indeed see things that humans cannot."
"Ah...ah." The curly-haired housewife was stunned. "Is that so?"
"How old is the dog?" Dong Yunshan asked. "A sofa that is too soft may cause increased pressure on the lumbar intervertebral discs in elderly dogs."
The curly-haired matron shook her head: "Taro is only three years old."
"Have the appliances changed? Have they changed their positions, or added new appliances?" Yukinoshita Yukino pressed. "Adjusting the position of appliances can cause changes in the local electromagnetic field. Dogs are over a hundred times more sensitive to geomagnetism than humans."
"No..." The curly-haired housewife shook her head, "Everything is still the same as before."
"How about bowel movements?" Dong Yunshan asked. "If you're feeling unwell, a harder surface can help relieve the pain."
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