My chat group is so weird

Chapter 9: Autistic Lao Qi comes online

Mo Wang and Kiana played games until midnight.

A pile of snack bags and drink bottles were scattered all over the floor.

If someone came at this time, he would probably shout: Damn, what a garbage dump.

"Why, why did he die again! 凸(艹皿艹)WNM!"

On the game screen, the character controlled by Kiana had its head chopped off by Mo Wang's character.

The word "vegetable" in capital letters was placed on it, as if mocking Kiana.

"Alas, life is really as lonely as snow."

"As I said, let's play games and let Ban Ya come!"

Mo Wang put the controller aside in a relaxed mood. As expected, anyone who has played the game knows the feeling of bullying a weak opponent. No wonder so many experts used to like to use smurf accounts to fish in the pond. It was so fun.

"Hmph! I don't want to play anymore!"

Kiana was like she was angry at this moment. She threw the handle away and fell down hugging the pillow on the sofa. She even couldn't help but kick Mo Wang with her long white legs.

"Ouch? We're only halfway through the fight and you're already giving up? This is not like you." Mo Wang looked at Kiana lying on the sofa behind him and found that she was pouting, as if she didn't want to look at him.

For Mo Wang, who had known the habits of a certain white-haired ball dozens of times, he could tell at a glance that this girl was worried.

Whenever this guy is in a bad mood, he likes to lie down on the bed or sofa like this, looking autistic.

"Hehe, I say, you can't be autistic because of playing games, right? I usually see you being beaten so badly when playing games with Bronya, but I've never seen you so autistic?" Mo Wang felt a little funny at this time.

However, at this time, Kiana's long legs made Mo Wang kick even harder.

"Who, who is autistic? I am not that kind of person!" Kiana turned her head to look at Mo Wang, but immediately lay down again.

"I just feel a little unhappy."

"Oh, that's how it is."

When Kiana said this, Mo Wang immediately understood.

This isn't just about playing games and becoming autistic.

It was because after being beaten by him during the day, I found that not only could I not beat him in games, I couldn't even beat him in a fight.

For a moment, I couldn't accept that I was a waste, and then I fell into a state of autism.

Don’t underestimate the three members of Honkai Impact 3rd. Kiana is the most lively one among the three and seems to have the best mentality.

But in fact, everyone knows that in a fight, the one who looks the happiest in a group of three is usually the one who is most likely to become evil psychologically.

People like Naruto and Eren basically follow this pattern.

As expected, Kiana said to Mo Wang with a gloomy face, "Mo Wang, do you think I'm useless?"

"Why do you ask that?"

After learning about Kiana's symptoms, Mo Wang, the psychological mentor, life guide, and logic master, immediately went online.

"Look, I've been in Saint Freya for a year now, but in this year, I haven't made any progress at all."

"She said she wanted to be an A-rank Valkyrie, but she hasn't even been on a few missions yet. She's even worse at fighting. Last time I fought the class monitor, I couldn't even get close to her. Not to mention Mei and Bronya. She's in the top few spots in the grade, but I'm the only one who's stuck where I am. I haven't made any progress at all."

Lao Qi was counting the things he had done recently. After thinking carefully, he realized that he seemed to be getting further and further away from the goal he had originally set.

"Oh, you actually have some self-awareness?" Mo Wang looked at Kiana in surprise.

When did the stinky salted fish actually reflect on his own affairs?

"You're right. After all, you sleep in class during the day and play games in the dorm at night. You always come to Theresa and me to steal comics and snacks. You eat a lot and move very little every day. It's not an exaggeration to say you're a slacker."

Kiana, who was standing by, was so angry when she heard what Mo Wang said.

Normally, shouldn't I be comforting her at this point? Why is he just going too far?

"Ah, and besides, you said you wanted to become an A-rank Valkyrie, but you haven't even bothered to understand the specific requirements, have you? Last time you went on a mission, you didn't follow Jizi's instructions at all, and ended up provoking a swarm of Honkai beasts. The Valkyrie armor you were trying to use was destroyed, and that really pissed off the dean, didn't it?"

"I, I'll bite you to death!"

Kiana couldn't bear it anymore at this time, and pounced on Mo Wang like a big white cat, and stretched out her claws to scratch him twice.

"Stop it, I'm just telling the truth." Mo Wang pushed the noisy Kiana away and then said.

"But I don't think you need to compare yourself with others. It's completely meaningless."

Hearing Mo Wang's words, Kiana suddenly stopped what she was doing.

"Honestly, if you keep comparing yourself to others, you'll find that there's always something you can't match."

"Does it make sense for you to compare your performance with Mei and Bronya? One of them is a technical flow, and the other is a firepower coverage flow. You, who rely on intuition and motor nerves, are on different paths."

"Instead of learning all that theoretical knowledge in school, it would be more practical for you to learn a few more moves from Immortal Fu Hua."

"If you always compare yourself to others, you will only end up in endless mental exhaustion, my friend."

"Instead of thinking so much, why not just be a lazy person like me and play games for a while."

Mo Wang said sincerely to Kiana at this time.

"Yes, is that so?" Kiana touched her head, feeling that what Mo Wang said seemed to make some sense.

"Then, why don't you tell me when I can defeat the class monitor?" Kiana asked curiously again.

"Well... I think it might take you a few years to defeat Fu Hua. Don't be impatient~"

Mo Wang turned away somewhat embarrassedly.

Defeating Immortal Fu Hua? For Kiana, it was still too early to think about this.

After all, even if Fu Hua has lost her memory, she still has the strength of an S-class Valkyrie.

With Kiana's current abilities, I'm afraid only a Pufferfish can defeat her.

The few years he said would pass was a conservative estimate based on what would happen after this guy became the End.

"Ahem! Don't be too anxious about getting stronger. We all got here step by step. I guarantee that when your squad leader was your age, he definitely wasn't as strong as he is now!"

Mo Wang patted his chest and said.

"I always feel like you're just trying to fool me." Kiana muttered somewhat dissatisfiedly, "Then how did you become so strong all of a sudden?"

"Hey, what are you talking about! It's obvious that I became stronger entirely by myself." Mo Wang said to Kiana without any shame.

"Besides, I was just scolded during a mission. Don't be afraid. Hyperion is my territory now!"

"If you want to go on a mission in the future, just tell me directly!"

"Even if you want to fight the Herrscher in a duel, I'll take you there, okay?"

"From now on, just follow my instructions."

As Mo Wang spoke, he turned around to look at Kiana and found that she had fallen asleep without him knowing when.

Looking at Kiana lying on the sofa, drooling and snoring softly, Mo Wang silently stood up from the ground.

"Don't catch a cold, you silly white fur ball."

At this time, Mo Wang took out a blanket from the nearby cabinet and covered Kiana with it. Then he quietly sat back at his desk and began to deal with the remaining official business.

At this moment, a letter suddenly appeared on Mo Wang's computer screen.

[Alert Notice - A large number of Honkai beasts have been discovered near Canghai City. Far East Branch, please take immediate action.]

When he saw this news, Mo Wang's eyes narrowed slightly.

Chapter 10: The Black-Hearted Cuckolded Bishop Deserves to Be Cuckolded

Canghai City is the closest city to St. Freya College.

As the most prosperous city in a country, it can be said to be the favorite place for students of Saint Freya.

Whenever they have a holiday or an opportunity, the Valkyries always choose to come to Canghai City for sightseeing or even to work to earn a living.

Until Mo Wang traveled through time, this city was still the most frequently appearing city in Beng Sanli.

At this time, all the Valkyries of Saint Freya came together to the sky above Canghai City.

But it is obvious that everyone is definitely not here for tourism this time.

"Everyone, get ready! Teams one and two, go stop the Honkai beasts from entering the city. Teams three and four, follow me for support. Team five, get ready to stop the giant warship that's docked above the city!"

At this time, Ji Zi was giving the objectives of this mission to the Valkyries around her.

I saw a huge warship docked in the sky above Canghai City.

As the warships sailed in, a large number of Honkai beasts began to pour into the surroundings of Canghai City like a tide.

"Moonlight Throne, is it finally here?"

Mo Wang, who was sitting in the cab, couldn't help but sigh as he looked out the window at the super battleship that looked several times larger than the Hyperion.

You know, this battleship in front of us was developed by an organization that has basically mastered the black technology of Anti-Entropy for 60 years.

Originally, it was the ultimate weapon developed in the pre-civilization period to deal with the end.

It can be said that it is the crystallization of wisdom created by people from two different eras.

[A Hyperion tanker]: Too bad, this thing, aside from its initial impressiveness, has no plot at all. Not only that, the main gun was removed and placed on the Hyperion.

[Someone from Teyvat]: So why remove the main gun and put it on the Hyperion? Wouldn't it be better to just use Moonlight Throne?

[Someone's Savior]: I guess it's because the energy consumption of this thing is too outrageous, right? A cannon that requires a Herrscher core to activate, Saint Freya would probably go bankrupt after firing it once.

[Video Store Owner]: And I remember it being cursed. The ancient civilization used it to shoot at the Doomsday, but couldn't even scratch the surface. And then they were just as terrible against the Pufferfish.

[Train Trash King]: Perhaps this is a common problem among gamers, right? After all, don't many people just like to strip down the equipment of characters they dislike and put it on their favorites? Even if the stats might show signs of weakening, at least the proficiency is improved, right?

[Owner of a video store]: The crystallization of 60 years of anti-entropy was directly demolished like this. I guess Dr. Crayfish and the blue-haired chicken coop head must be vomiting blood, right?

[A Hyperion's Tank King]: I think it's such a pity. I guess the dismantled Moonlight Throne was taken away by Theresa and sold as scrap metal, and then used to pay Saint Freya's electricity bill.

[Someone's savior]: That makes sense. After all, Theresa is a money-loser. She doesn't have much income, but she still wants to learn from her grandfather and make clones. Didn't you see that she has already become a college idol to pay off her debts?

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[A yellow-haired man from Teyvat]: I seem to see a golden Judas shining on your head.

[Someone's savior]: Ah me! I was wrong, isn't that okay? Big brother, big brother, I was wrong! Don't kill me!

While the Valkyrie was dispatched, Mo Wang was chatting in the chat group the whole time.

After all, as he said, these jobs are not his job at all.

In just a short while, Ji Zi had arranged all the tasks, and the Valkyries had already set off with her.

Even the other people on the battleship began to work in an orderly manner.

It was as if he was a transparent person.

But that's normal. After all, he is just a leader who was parachuted in yesterday and is even a student. These Valkyries probably won't listen to him.

If it were an ordinary person, he would probably be depressed and anxious if he felt that he, as a leader, had no one listening to him.

But Mo Wang was different. He even took out snacks and game consoles, intending to start a complete mess.

Damn, I was busy being a spiritual mentor to Kiana yesterday, and was busy doing documents all day, which made the lazy soul in Mo Wang almost explode.

Now that we have such a good opportunity to slack off, it would be a shame not to do it!

At this time, the busy staff on Hyperion looked at Mo Wang who was eating snacks and playing games, and they really just showed strange expressions.

"As expected, he is the slacking king of the school."

Those who had already heard of Mo Wang's name just complained for a while and then started to deal with their own affairs.

I guess they still regard Ji Zi as the real boss, and Mo Wang was just pushed over to take the blame.

[The first team has made contact with the Honkai Beast and successfully defeated the attacking soldiers and the Honkai Beast.]

[The second team has rescued the trapped people and is now moving to another target.]

[The third and fourth teams have arrived and are preparing to launch a blanket strike with heavy firepower!]

[The fifth team has successfully landed on the mysterious warship and the operation continues.]

Mo Wang was eating snacks and playing games at the same time, and he could also hear the staff around him reporting information about the Valkyrie's movements.

In response, Mo Wang scoffed at these commands.