My chat group is so weird

"It's been a while since Jizi came. I finally waited for you to come." Ai-chan said with a look of relief.

"By the way, the deadline for some documents seems to be tomorrow."

"That's it, boss! Ai-chan's leaving now~ I'll leave this place to you!"

Having said that, Ai-chan planned to run away first.

However, Aijiang obviously didn't expect that Mo Wang's hand speed was even faster than she imagined.

Mo Wang grabbed it and refined it in an instant.

He picked up Ai-chan like a chick.

Are you kidding! If Ai-chan runs away, I'm afraid I'll be busy here until I die!

He finally understood. The reason they asked him to be the captain was to find someone to handle documents, right?

"Ai-chan, can you explain these electricity bills and why there are dozens of extra games among the sundry purchases?"

At this time, Mo Wang spoke to Aijiang with a 'pleasant' face.

"Well, this might be a Valkyrie who applied for it herself." Ai-chan turned her head away, but she was already thinking that she was doomed in her heart.

She almost forgot that this guy Mo Wang even knew where her secret base was.

"Hehe, Ai-chan, you don't want Theresa and Himeko to find out that you used Hyperion's public funds to buy games, figurines, and snacks, and even stole large video games, right?"

At this time, Mo showed an erotic smile to Ai-chan.

"You, what do you want to do! I'm warning you first! Don't do anything rash!" Aijiang hurriedly hugged her barren breasts and looked at Mo Wang in front of her as if he were a pervert.

As the number one idol in Honkai Impact 3rd (self-proclaimed), Ai-chan believes that her looks are absolutely top-notch (bushi).

Looking at Mo Wang in front of him, could it be that after being caught, Mo Wang was going to start to act like a beast and do this or that to him?

Ai-chan, who has rich experience, had her mind filled with all kinds of blushing and heart-pounding plots.

If you look closely, Mo Wang’s appearance is actually not bad, and you can even say he is quite handsome.

If he wanted to do something like that to me, should I agree?

However, just when Ai-chan started to blush, Mo Wang threw a pile of documents directly into Ai-chan's hands.

"Okay, in that case, I'll leave these things to you. After you're done, remember to ask me to stamp them. I'll go first, and you give them to Luda!"

Before Ai-chan could react, Mo Wang had already escaped.

Aijiang looked at the documents in her hand in a daze, then looked at Mo Wang who had disappeared, and became angry.

"Bastard Mo Wang, come back here!"

Chapter 8: A professional slacker who can always find supplies from various places

Seven o'clock in the evening, in Captain Hyperion's office.

At this time, Mo Wang was like a robot, constantly stamping these documents with his seal.

On the ground next to her, Ai-chan had turned into a Q-version image, looking completely burned out, and collapsed on the ground.

And white smoke was still coming out of this guy's head, it looked like he was dead enough.

"Also, there are these documents! As long as I can finish these, I can..."

Mo Wang looked at the documents in front of him with a painful expression. For a lazy person like him, asking him to finish so much mechanical paperwork in one day was no different from asking him to commit suicide.

Ke Mowang wanted to escape, but it was obvious that Theresa and Jizi, who had already known his nature, could not be unprepared.

In order to prevent Mo Wang from escaping from here, the two men actually locked the office.

If you don't finish these things, there's no way you'll open the door.

What's even more cruel is that these two people not only set the network to LAN mode, but also started the system monitoring program.

If he slacked off for a moment, the two would know within a second.

"Kusuo! Those bastards, can't they just find a civilian staff to do these things!" Mo Wang looked at the half-meter-high document in front of him with a painful face, and he began to feel hopeless.

At this time, Mo Wang was lying on the table, and his stomach was rumbling.

He thought about it carefully, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

Why is the captain of Hyperion different from what he imagined?

He carefully recalled the plot of the game and found that every time the Hyperion was dispatched, it was either the militant captain Ji Zi or Theresa who was in command of the operation.

Although Jizi is not the captain for the time being, but as the highest-ranking Valkyrie in the Far East Branch besides Theresa, she is the one who will be dispatched every time there is a mission!

So, it seems that the actual command power still lies with Ji Zi, right?

So what is he, the captain, doing here?

"Hold on! So I'm the clerk who was called in, right?" Mo Wang took out a bag of salt from somewhere and threw it hard on the table.

However, after the fall, Mo Wang immediately began to wilted again.

I was angry just now, and it completely burned Mo Wang out.

Now he just wants to be a salted fish.

You say, there are good civilian personnel, can't you just find someone else? Why choose this stinky salted fish to be the captain?

It couldn't be that he was secretly writing erotic stories for a certain bishop, and one of the protagonists was a fox, and he was discovered, right?

I clearly used an anonymous account and a public computer at school when I posted...

Just when Mo Wang started to daydream and wondered whether he should brag to others, the door of the captain's office suddenly opened.

At this moment, Kiana, with a shifty look on her face, carefully slipped in through the crack of the door.

"Kiana? How the hell did you get in here?"

As soon as Mo Wang saw the white-haired ball coming in, he was stunned.

"Shh, keep your voice down! I stole my aunt's key and came here secretly."

Kiana glanced at the office and saw that there was no one there, then she slowly walked in carrying a basket.

"Good guy, it's okay to steal Theresa's key." When Mo Wang heard that Kiana got the key from Theresa, he first called Kiana bold, and then felt like it was nothing.

After all, Kiana has often stolen snacks and comics from Theresa.

"So, what the hell are you doing here? Let me make it clear, there are no snacks, and no game accounts for you to borrow! If you want to play games, go and borrow some from Bronya. I'm very busy right now." As he spoke, Mo Wang pointed to the half-meter-high document in front of him.

"Bah! What are you talking about!" Kiana scolded a few words at this time, and then shook the basket in her hand.

"Ahem, Meiyi heard that you have been busy with official business today and haven't eaten yet, so she asked me to bring you dinner."

"Huh? The meal cooked by Mei? Can you be so kind?" Mo Wang stared at Kiana with suspicion.

You have to know that in front of Kiana, anything Mei makes basically won’t last more than half an hour.

This girl would actually be so kind as to give it to herself?

"First, let me make it clear first! I came here because I saw that you were working so hard. So... I didn't come here to be your maid because I lost the competition." Kiana turned her head and handed the basket in her hand to Mo Wang with a proud look.

"Ah?" Mo Wang looked at Kiana in dumbfounded.

So this guy came here because of this matter?

No, she really came to be a maid?

Originally, Mo Wang made this bet just to tease her when they quarreled in the future.

But unexpectedly, Kiana actually took it seriously.

"Hey! Are you going to eat it or not? If not, I'll take it away." Seeing that Mo Wang was staring at her, Kiana's face turned red instantly.

"Eat, eat, eat. Ouch? These sandwiches are really made by Mei." Mo Wang opened the basket and found three exquisite sandwiches neatly arranged inside.

As someone who often eats for free, Mo Wang recognized at a glance that it was made by Meiyi.

"Yeah, that's the taste! It's so authentic!" Mo Wang picked up a sandwich and stuffed it into his mouth.

By the way, he didn't forget to give a thumbs up.

"No, you brought lunch this time, but didn't you bring anything else for me?" After Mo Wang finished eating a sandwich, he checked the basket that Kiana brought.

I found that there seemed to be only sandwiches inside.

"Anything else?" Kiana touched her head. It seemed that she had not forgotten to bring anything.

"I say, where did you hide Mei's **? Tell me, did you hide it!" Mo Wang pointed at the basket and said to Kiana.

"How can there be such a thing? If there really is such a thing, I would want it!" Kiana was very angry. This guy really couldn't say anything.

"Hey! Is that what you want? You're clearly just lusting after Mei's body, you slut!"

"Aren't you? You were clearly staring at Mei's body before." Kiana said to Mo Wang unhappily.

"Kiana, you still don't understand. I really want to taste what it tastes like." Mo Wang shook his finger.

Sure enough, Kiana still didn't understand what these old guys were thinking.

Mei's ** and beautiful girl-flavored instant noodles are two mysterious delicacies circulating in the world of collapse!

It's something all captains are eager to try.

As a gourmet, he was really curious about what these two things tasted like.

"So, there's really no ** to drink? Meiyi's is not, and yours is not..."

"No! Don't even think about it!"

At this moment, Kiana wished she could just shoot this guy who was talking dirty.

Fortunately, they have been in contact for more than a year, and Kiana has long been accustomed to this guy's unruly behavior all day long.

........................

"Huh~ I'm full, I'm finally alive. It must be Mei's cooking." After eating three sandwiches, Mo Wang finally felt like he was alive again.

He originally planned to continue processing the remaining documents before his lazy fish syndrome came back.

However, Mo Wang discovered at this time that Kiana was still sitting on the sofa beside him and staring at him.

That look, like that of a cat waiting to be played with, made him feel uncomfortable.

Mo Wang touched his smooth chin and seemed to understand what it meant.

At this moment, he actually took out a game console from under his desk.

"Well, do you want to play together? I just bought the latest Honkai Impact 3rd."

At this time, Mo Wang handed a handle to Kiana and invited her to a battle.

"You actually hid this thing here?! How did you do it?"

When Kiana saw Mo Wang actually took out a game console, she was stunned on the spot.

No, didn't you just move into this office? How did you get all these things out from under your desk?

"Don't worry about the gamers' affairs. Whether they play or not."

Mo Wang continued to shake the handle and said to Kiana.

"Play! Why not play!" Kiana snatched the controller from Mo Wang's hand and sat next to him naturally.

Neither of them knew how many times they had done this secretly.

I've already become very skilled at it.

"Speaking of which, do we have snacks for playing games?" Kiana asked Mo Wang while logging into the game skillfully.

"I say, are you still the Great Sage Qi Tian? Why are you here eating and taking things?"

Although Mo Wang was complaining, he still took out a bunch of snacks and a few bottles of Coke from behind the sofa.

A professional slacker can skillfully take out various supplies no matter what environment he is in.

If Theresa and Jizi knew that Mo Wang had hidden so many things in this room that was almost fully equipped with surveillance cameras, they would probably be furious, right?

However, this is no longer the business of these two people.

Because the game between the two has already begun.

[Day 4 of Flop Diary]: From sending the book on Monday to finally signing it today. The long slog of signing the contract is finally over.

This is really a long way around.