I am a loser, a socially phobic, and a shut-in? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

'None of this matters anymore. Now that Youshen is here, we must teach him a lesson...'

Chapter 59: Women only affect the speed of my sword drawing

Taking a deep breath and looking at the curtains in front of her, Sun Shihan's red and blue heterochromatic eyes became more serious.

"Yes, I am Yi Xiangfeng!"

Shooting a video through the curtains is just like not showing your face as usual, and uploading it to Bilibili. It doesn't matter as long as no one can see it. My voice has become full of energy and even a little arrogant.

"Oh, you're the one who loves to throw dirty water at me online?"

"When faced with my recollection of meeting you, instead of running away, you came to my door... I was just about to look for you, but you came to my door. It's like there's a road to heaven but you don't take it, there's no door to hell but you just barge in."

"..."

Listening to Sun Shihan's arrogant words through the curtains, You Shen, who had reacted, felt something strange.

I recall meeting Sun Shihan, and it is indeed surprising that Sun Shihan seems to be a woman or a cross-dresser, but why do we have to talk through the curtains? Can't we talk without the curtains? No way, it shouldn't be.

"Contrary to the rumors, Yi Xiangfeng seems to be a woman. Trouble."

To some extent, beating women is more popular.

However, seeing that the direction of the barrage in the live broadcast room had changed because of Sun Shihan's appearance, even You Shen frowned secretly, wondering why so many bootlickers suddenly appeared.

Appearance is justice, and people with good looks can always gain the favor of others more easily. Now it is discovered that the B station UP host Yi Xiangfeng is so beautiful in real life. Not to mention Yi Xiangfeng’s fanatical fans, even his own fan base has changed their views on Yi Xiangfeng. This is not a good development direction.

"Damn it, he plays the erhu well, has the power to split marble, is suspected to be extraordinary, and is suspected to have a high level of attainment in the field of hacking, which is fine, but he is actually so good-looking. With such a hexagonal warrior, how can ordinary people like us live?"

Even Youshen was amazed by the stunning glimpse he just had. There was such a perfect person in the world. To some extent, Yi Xiangfeng's appearance was indeed far beyond his expectations.

Before I actually met Yi Xiangfeng, I had guessed what Yi Xiangfeng looked like countless times, but I never expected that Yi Xiangfeng would have such a terrifying appearance... and that special temperament that could kill any innocent girl in seconds. He is invincible.

"If she chooses to give in now in the face of the challenge, it would be difficult for me to take action in front of the live broadcast audience. I can only wait until the live broadcast is over before taking action... It would be a bit uncomfortable to take action like that..."

If Yi Xiangfeng really chooses to admit defeat, it would be like punching cotton, which would make Youshen feel very uncomfortable. At the beginning, he really just wanted to get some popularity, but now it has become a matter of face. Youshen wants to get back the face he has lost, and then get what he wants from Yi Xiangfeng. Only then can it be called perfect.

"With the personality that Yi Yi Xiangfeng showed, he won't give in, he definitely won't give in..."

'She was indeed angry about my previous actions, and she was very confident in her own ability and felt that she would definitely beat me. The probability of her agreeing to a fight was very high. As long as she agreed to a fight, I would be able to beat her 100%!'

There was absolute confidence in Youshen's eyes, not only the trust in his invincible Iron Sand Palm, but also the trust in his ultimate trump card.

If Yi Xiangfeng was a man, I could beat him. Now I find out that Yi Xiangfeng seems to be a woman, so my chances of winning are even greater. A woman's body structure is not naturally suitable for fighting!

"Women will only slow down my sword-drawing speed. Even if you might be a woman, I will not show mercy if I accept the challenge..."

"But I, Youshen, am also very sympathetic to women. Little sister, if you don't dare, you can choose not to accept the challenge. I am a magnanimous person. Just apologize to me and let this matter go."

[66666, he is indeed Brother Youshen. Even though he was framed by Yi Xiangfeng, he still wanted to forgive him. He really made me cry]

[It turns out that Yi Xiangfeng is really a girl, and she is so pretty! The beautiful girl plays the erhu, and suddenly I feel that the erhu played by Yi Xiangfeng in the past has become even better]

After posting this comment, Liu Lanlan looked at Xu Lin beside her, only to find that Xu Lin's eyes were wide open for some reason, looking very shocked.

"Even Xu Lin was shocked to find out that Yi Xiangfeng was a girl!"

After all, Xu Lin likes to listen to Yi Xiangfeng playing the erhu the most.

"No, it's not..."

Xu Lin looked at the location displayed in the live broadcast room with a strange expression. Wasn't that her uncle Sun Shihan's house next door? And the cat-eared girl who appeared in the live broadcast room just now must be her uncle Sun Shihan.

It turns out that the B station UP Yi Xiangfeng that I have always liked is my uncle Sun Shihan?

"My uncle is no ordinary man, as he can split marble so easily. How can a superhuman be beside me? ? ? "

"But... is it really okay to fight that wandering god?"

Looking at Yi Xiangfeng, also known as Sun Shihan, behind the curtain in the live broadcast room, accepting the challenge, Xu Lin's eyes were full of worry.

My uncle is not simple, but that Youshen is not simple either. I have watched all his videos. Youshen is very strong... He seems to be at ease even when splitting marble... I have no idea how strong he is when he gives his all. Fighting is ultimately a competition of size. It would be troublesome if my uncle cannot beat Youshen.

...

"Well, it's worthy of Yi Xiangfeng!"

After so many attempts to scam people and gain traffic, only this time of Yi Xiangfeng made Youshen feel so embarrassed.

When You Shen heard that Yi Xiangfeng was willing to challenge him to a duel, his eyes lit up and he couldn't wait to trample Yi Xiangfeng under his feet to avenge his previous humiliation.

The happy expression did not last long, as Yi Xiangfeng's next words made You Shen's face darken.

"You were the one who proposed this fight. Essentially, you wanted to challenge me."

"I know what you have in mind, but I don't care. My strength is enough to break everything... However, if you want to challenge me, you must at least prove that you have the strength to challenge me."

"You have to defeat my apprentice first before you can challenge me!"

"..."

Yi Xiangfeng's words directly placed her in a higher position than Youshen, which made Youshen extremely unhappy.

"Disciple, Yi Xiangfeng is still accepting disciples?"

You Shen felt extremely disdainful of this. You Shen could also accept disciples, but You Shen felt that his level was not yet at the level for accepting disciples. He hadn’t even accepted one yet, and Yi Xiangfeng was already accepting disciples?

"I will beat you both, master and disciple..."

Although he was furious in his heart, Youshen had a warm smile on his face.

"Okay, where is your apprentice now? Let him come over."

Chapter 60 If I Become the Willow God in the Future

The commotion here attracted many passers-by, and gradually a large circle formed in front of Sun Shihan's house.

"You called me?"

The curtains were drawn open, and a cute green-haired loli appeared in the sight of the onlookers and all the viewers in the live broadcast room.

She was 1.40 meters tall, with light green hair lazily draped around her waist, her fair and rosy skin allowed you to see the veins at a glance, and her clear and bright light blue eyes revealed a pure and innocent look.

Light willow-shaped eyebrows, a small nose, delicate lips exuding a charming luster, slender arms, a waist that can be held in one hand, wearing a light and fluttering ruffled dress, barefoot...

"I still feel a little uncomfortable..."

The wolf ears and wolf tail are both part of his body, and are essentially willow branches. He can easily control these things. According to the request of Sister Sun Shihan, in order to avoid associating himself with the werewolf in the werewolf exposure incident, he has retracted his wolf ears and wolf tail into his body.

Opening the window, looking at Youshen who was standing on the air conditioner outside with a look of surprise on his face, Sister Liushen did not hide her hostility at all.

Sister Sylvie is a very great existence. Correspondingly, Sister Sun Shihan is above Sister Sylvie and must be an even greater existence.

And a mere parade god actually dared to provoke such a big sister Sun Shihan, just like an ant provoking an elephant. Because of the difference in status, the elephant is unwilling to pay attention to the ant, but the ant keeps picking and choosing...

Sister Liu Shen watched the development of this incident throughout, and knowing what You Shen had done, she had long been dissatisfied and angry about it, but she just didn't know what she could do. Now seeing You Shen coming to her on his own initiative, and waiting for Sister Sun Shihan to speak, Sister Liu Shen couldn't wait to teach this unknown young man who came to cause trouble a lesson!

[awsl, it's a lolita, Yi Xiangfeng's apprentice is so cute! ]

[What a delicate little Lolita. Just looking at her makes people want to protect her. I can’t describe this feeling. At this moment, I have a special liking for this little Lolita. Maybe I just simply think that Lolita is really nice.]

[I felt a sense of tranquility and purity like nature... Just looking at this loli, my mood began to become peaceful]

[What a charming little girl, but does this little girl really want to fight Youshen as Yi Xiangfeng's apprentice? Boxing is also heavyweight. The physiques of this little girl and Youshen are too big. The size represents the power that can be exerted. It is impossible for this little loli to defeat Youshen with her size.]

[Compared to this, I care more about the apprentice... Who exactly is Yi Xiangfeng? Accepting apprentices sounds like a plot in a martial arts novel. However, when some special skills are to be passed down, apprentices must be accepted. Could it be that Yi Xiangfeng has mastered some very powerful martial arts?]

Cats are popular because they are cute, and cute things can always gain people's favor more easily. The appearance of Liu Shen's sister caused the barrage of comments in You Shen's live broadcast room to go crazy, and You Shen himself couldn't help laughing out loud.

"I thought I had to call someone, but this little girl who looks like she's not even an adult is Yi Xiangfeng's apprentice?"

"No way, no way. You said that I have to defeat the disciple first before I am qualified to challenge Yi Xiangfeng. What do you mean by picking a little girl? Are you setting a trap for me on purpose? I can't take action against a little girl, so I lose. Are you kidding me?"

Looking at the cute and skinny Willow God sister in front of him, veins popped up on Youshen's forehead. He felt an unprecedented insult. He thought someone would come over, but they ended up calling over such a little girl. Who were they looking down on?...!!!

If it were in the past, Youshen would not show mercy even if the child was in front of him. However, looking at Sister Liushen at this moment, because of her racial talent [Natural Affinity], Youshen still felt soft-hearted. While he had a great affection for Sister Liushen, he was a little reluctant to do it.

"Go play, kid. How can you be a hero hiding behind a little brat? Yi Xiangfeng, you are still a man... come out here, bitch!"

As he spoke, Youshen opened the window on his own and wanted to climb into Yi Xiangfeng's house, but at this moment, Sister Liushen moved.

"?"

Under Youshen's puzzled gaze, Sister Liushen stretched out her left hand and slowly moved it towards her forehead. It seemed that the speed was very slow and it was easy to dodge, but when Youshen really wanted to dodge, he found that no matter how he moved, he was firmly locked by that left hand!

The pink left hand gently placed on Youshen's head, causing Youshen to frown.

“Little brat, don’t think I wouldn’t dare just because you’re a kid.” “Bang!”

Unimaginable power gushed out from the pink left hand of Sister Liushen. Even though Youshen subconsciously used all his strength to resist, he was instantly held down by Sister Liushen's head and pushed downstairs. Facing Sister Liushen, the strong Youshen was like a child, unable to fight back. He leaned back weakly and fell heavily to the ground from the second floor, and his cell phone flew far away.

"Oh no! The guy climbing the stairs accidentally fell down!"

Seeing someone falling from the building, the onlookers exclaimed with a hint of excitement.

"boom"

The brand new Apple phone was smashed on the spot, the live broadcast room was forced to close, and Youshen himself climbed up from the dust as if nothing had happened.

"You can actually get up..."

Seeing that Youshen was still able to get up, Sister Liushen frowned slightly.

What Sister Sun Shihan meant was that Youshen could be killed, but not in public. Now all that was needed was to make him lose his ability to move.

It was precisely because he was worried about accidentally killing You Shen on the spot that he had only used one ten-thousandth of his strength just now. He thought that this amount of strength was enough to deal with You Shen, but he never expected that You Shen could actually get up.

"Yes, you are very strong. You can still stand up against me who used only one ten-thousandth of your strength."

As she spoke, Sister Willow God opened the window. Although she weighed three tons and had an astonishing body density and mass, she still fell to the ground as lightly as a willow leaf, without causing the earth to shake.

When the onlookers in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they immediately exclaimed in surprise.

[When the phone was hit and flew away just now, it felt like we were the ones being hit and flew away. It was really scary.]

[Youshen's live broadcast room is temporarily closed. Fortunately, there are also good things for passers-by, otherwise it would be very uncomfortable not to see the next development! ]

[Fuck, what’s going on now? That little Lolita actually jumped from the second floor to the ground easily! ! ! ]

Chapter 61 Please, You Are Weak

[Just now, it felt a bit absurd that the Youshen was pushed to the ground with just a slight push. The Youshen is so strong that even if you use clever strength, you still need a certain amount of strength to push the Youshen. With the strength of this loli, it is not enough to accomplish this. Now she has jumped directly from the second floor! ]

[I remembered that someone in the comment section of the video that was said to be of a cat-eared girl filming said that a cat-eared girl jumped down from the second floor and acted like nothing happened. Now it seems that the cat-eared girl is indeed Yi Xiangfeng. If the master can do such a thing, it seems understandable that this little Lolita can do the same thing as Yi Xiangfeng as an apprentice! ]

[It may be because of some special force-generating technique, like some special force-releasing posture. In opera, there is a kind of zombie jump, which is when the character played by the actor dies, he suddenly jumps up and falls on his back on the stage. The zombie jump is to overcome the human instinct and let the back muscles tighten or relax to release the force, so as to reduce the damage of falling...]

[Big brother, you have some insights, but some of the professional terms you mentioned seem to be wrong. It’s not a big problem. I think Qinggong is the same as parkour. In essence, it also uses some special force-releasing techniques to relieve force. This little Lolita seems to have jumped from the second floor, but in fact, she didn’t jump from the roof of the second floor, but from the position of the second floor window... The second floor window is not far from the ground, which is still within the scope of what humans can do... When I was a child, I read too many martial arts novels and jumped from the second floor window once, but that time I had a problem with my landing posture and accidentally broke my leg...]

[I have seen Taoist Master Chen's video. In the video, Taoist Master Chen can also jump down from a very high place without getting hurt. This uses some extremely difficult skills that require talent to learn. It is said that it is related to bones... This little Lolita can use this skill at such a young age. Her future must be limitless! ]

[66666666, am I the only one paying attention to You Shen? You Shen was pushed down from the second floor without any preparation and fell to the ground. In the few short seconds before he was about to hit the ground, You Shen quickly adjusted his landing posture, tensed his body like a zombie jump, and landed on his back, thus minimizing the damage of falling from the second floor, so he was able to stand up again as if nothing had happened.]

[As long as you don't understand physics, there is magic everywhere in life. The wandering god is also something, and that little loli is not simple either... I am looking forward to the duel between these two. It will definitely be like a martial arts novel where the sky is dark and the earth is dark.]

[Does anyone remember what the fight started for in the first place...][It seems like it was because Yu Shen hired a group of trolls to stage a self-directed attack on Yi Xiang Feng to gain popularity? ]

[Nonsense! It's obviously Yi Xiangfeng who wants to take advantage of our brother Youshen's popularity!] [Stop arguing, stop arguing, wait until the fight is over before settling the score. I didn't expect to see such a good show today]

[I remember, but now it’s not important. I had already given up hope for the fight between Yi Xiangfeng and Youshen after seeing the size difference. I didn’t expect it to be interesting again. Both of them are very strong! I’m looking forward to seeing who will win this fight!]

[But to be honest, this little green-haired girl is just Yi Xiangfeng's apprentice. Even the apprentice behaves like a master. I'm a little curious about how powerful Yi Xiangfeng's fighting ability is.]

[I didn’t expect to see real martial arts today. I suddenly feel so excited. A friend once told me that martial arts exists to defeat the strong with the weak. At that time, I didn’t believe it. Now I see that it is indeed true! ]

[Who will win between these two people? Who will be the winner?]

"Don't be so complacent, little brat!"

After spitting a few times and brushing off the dust on his body, Youshen looked at his sister Liushen with a ferocious face, wanting to get angry.

But once he saw Sister Liushen, smelled the fragrance in the air, and felt his increasing favorability towards Sister Liushen, Youshen's expression began to struggle again and became quite complicated. Youshen found that even if Sister Youshen hit him, he couldn't be angry with Sister Youshen. Instead, he began to wonder if he had done something wrong, so Sister Liushen hit him... If he hadn't done something wrong, how could such a lovely Sister Liushen hit him...

'There's something wrong with this loli. She can even affect my mind! ! ! '

Realizing that something was wrong instantly, You Shen bit his tongue hard and quickly came to his senses.

"It's so scary. This little girl looks small, but she is probably a supernatural being with some supernatural abilities that I don't understand."