"I'm telling you! I'd rather die than submit!"
"Wait, what are you writing?"
"You're asking about this?" Miss Fox pulled out a pair of glasses from somewhere, put them on, and then held up the board in her hand for Chen Ping to see:
"Since you refuse to repent even at the cost of your life, I can only conclude that you need to be dealt with severely."
The board skirt has several types of zero-sentence methods of the criminal law, among which the most severe is life imprisonment.
Yes, that's right, originally.
Miss Fox just wrote and drew on the board, and at the bottom she wrote a new judgment method and checked it.
"Considering that you not only knowingly broke the law, but also possess supernatural powers and disregard the law, and have even fled to avoid punishment..."
"I felt that the criminal law originally intended for ordinary citizens was not suitable for you, so I came up with a special one just for you!"
Tap the board with the pen.
"During the labor reform, you will be stripped of your Chinese citizenship and human rights. In exchange, you will be granted pig rights."
Chen Ping: ?
"What? Pig rights?"
“Yes, Pig Rights.” Miss Fox nodded. “It means you’ll be Pigsy, working at any pig farm. It’ll end when you’ve changed your mindset.”
Chen Ping's face flushed red and then turned pale, his eyes were fierce, and his fists were clenched tightly together, as if he wanted to tear Miss Fox to pieces.
But Miss Fox didn't care. She continued to explain to Chen Ping the judgment method she had just thought of:
"Don't worry about you becoming a meat pig. I'll make you stronger so you can be a breeding pig. I'll let you experience what it's like to be in a harem. Isn't that great?"
"Of course, if you're not satisfied, I have an alternative: be a sow responsible for giving birth. You won't have to do anything yourself, which would be even more comfortable..."
"Enough!!" Chen Ping interrupted Miss Fox, his eyes now incredibly fierce!
"Hmph! Hmph hmph hmph!? Hmph hmph??"
With a thud, the silver bracelet fell to the ground. Chen Ping discovered that his hands had turned into a pair of hooves, his field of vision had changed, and the sensory feedback from all parts of his body was very strange. He couldn't control his center of gravity while sitting in the chair and fell, feeling dizzy and disoriented.
Before Chen Ping could even adjust, a piece of paper was stuck to its head.
Miss Fox's voice came from above: "I'm not discussing this with you, this is just a notification."
“Hehehe!!!”
Chen Ping shouted angrily, but no one could understand what he was saying.
Miss Fox patted its head.
“Perform well and try to have a hundred babies in a year. Maybe you can get a reduced sentence, Miss Chen.”
After saying that, he closed the door and left.
Chen Ping was left staring blankly at the closed door from a low angle.
The doorknob, which was once within easy reach, is now an unreachable height in its eyes.
With such a heavy body, let alone jumping, even maintaining an upright posture would probably be extremely difficult.
Really...
Wait a minute, what did that demon, who's bound to be punished by heaven, just say?!
Chen Ping shook his buttocks and found he felt nothing. A little panicked, he strained to look down at his genitals—
"!!!"
Soon, deafening squeals of terror echoed through the base, drawing curses from those whose work had been disrupted.
"Who's there! Bringing a live pig in here! This isn't a market or a kitchen!!"
"The mess hall! The mess hall! There's a pig here, and I'm having roast pig tonight! You guys figure it out!!"
"A giant shumai of the universe! If there's a pig in it, it must be a giant shumai of the universe!!"
"..."
"Cosmic Giant Shumai!!!" ×N
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Chapter 1099 What Does Miss Fox Like?
"What are you looking at?"
Now that Miss Chen Ping's matter has been resolved, it's natural that you can come and find Qi Pu.
Clutching her phone in a corner, her fists clenched and teeth clenched from time to time, Miss Fox was quite curious about why Qi Pu was in such a mood.
He glanced at the contents of her phone and was taken aback.
[Spiritual energy resurgence! A "Lin Daiyu" (a character from Journey to the West) fell from the sky above XX city in eastern Guangdong!]
The content is an aerial video.
Although the video had already finished playing, Miss Fox could roughly guess what it was about. It was just about someone playing with drones accidentally filming Qipu landing without any protection.
It's mainly comments.
In the comments section, besides some questioning the authenticity, some directly applied the concept of the cultivation world, believing that Qi Pu's behavior of restricting Chen Ping's absorption of spiritual energy was shameful, as it was an act of obstructing people from seeking the Dao and blocking them from pursuing immortality.
Yes, people in the comments section are blaming Nanagi for what Miss Fox did.
And a fierce debate ensued in the comments section.
One side views Qi Pu and the country behind him as trash, immoral, and purely villainous.
One side believes that although Qi Pu's remarks in the video were bloodthirsty, Chen Ping deserved to be punished for murder and contempt of the law.
Another group of people believe that since Qipu is so good-looking, he can't be a bad person.
In short, there's all sorts of random stuff.
"Damn it! These keyboard warriors!" Qi Pu's fists clenched so tightly they cracked. "You better not let me find you through the internet!"
Miss Fox shrugged, unconcerned about the comments.
She was more concerned about why the video was even posted, and what's more, it had been almost half an hour and it still hadn't been deleted, and it had even gone viral.
That shouldn't be the case. Qi Pu used to travel by private jet, so there should be a department monitoring him.
This approach isn't entirely wrong, because even if it were true, if there's no follow-up, netizens will quickly forget about it and naturally assume it's fake.
Conan Edogawa: They're probably planning to release the information little by little. With this groundwork laid, revealing the truth won't cause too much of a reaction.
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Hmm, that makes sense.
Qi Pu Gui Yue: @NewbieFoxWhoJustMakesTheNumbers!!!
Qi Pu Gui Yue: Do you have the ability to find people by following the internet connection?!
Newbie just trying to fill a spot: Why don't you just flip through Nia's book yourself?
Celine Kaslana: Mom, aren't you two sitting together? Why are you talking in a group chat?
『 』 (empty): Hmph, that's called a sense of ritual.
Mingming: →_→
Everyone here is my wife: Is it troublesome to find keyboard warriors through the internet? I support that!
Winter Spring Fire Wine: Hmm, will there really be people who run up the mountain to find a master in order to cultivate immortality?
Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: There may also be people jumping off cliffs/swallowing gold ingots.
Seven-Colored Leopard Leaping Jade: Are they short-handed in that other world? Are they managing to keep up?
Newbie just filling in the numbers: Can you manage?
Celine Kaslana: ...The police and fire departments' phones are probably going to be ringing off the hook.
Conan Edogawa: The number of missing people will also increase.
Newbie just filling in the numbers: ∠( ? 」∠)_
Newbie just filling in the numbers: Judging from the current situation, they seem to be focusing more on Xiao Liu's teleportation portal and promoting the Qi cultivation method internally. And looking at those people's dark circles, it's questionable whether they've even had six hours of sleep.
At this base, almost everyone is working frantically and non-stop. Among the various departments, only security is relatively free. Everyone else is either busy moving things or processing documents.
According to Xiao Liu, many administrative staff were taken away to develop the world of Akame ga Kill!, leaving the area short-staffed.
Therefore, we are considering promoting the Qi cultivation method internally so that employees can maintain their energy even when working overtime.
Kiyohime in two roles: Listen to this, it sounds like a capitalist's statement. If you didn't know better, you'd think it was America!
Everyone here is my wife: Civil servants are already very busy (shrugs)
【】:@Newbie who just wants to make up the numbers So, when are you coming back to help me research transformation? (Half annoyed, hands on hips)
Sirin Kaslana: →_→
Mingming: Speaking of which, how is Xiaolongnu doing? I hope she won't leave my senior brother a widow.
Newbie just filling in the numbers: ∠( ? 」∠)_
Newbie here to fill in: How is Little Dragon Girl? I don't know. She's probably still in her cocoon, right?
Mingming: You've already broken it so quickly!?
Seventeen-year-old girl: Oh dear, those are really suggestive words~
Dear older brother: Is your senior brother being cheated on?
Kamen Rider Against Entropy: Beware of the Spirit Queen!
Qi Pu Gui Yue: I never expected you to be such a fox!
Celine Kaslana: It's okay, I believe Mom is just playing around and won't get emotionally involved.
Noelle: So you're really admitting that the fox has already played along, is that it?
Silver-haired Saiga: Uh, wasn't that Miss Fox helping her evolve...?
Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: @SilverHairIsTheBest, nobody cares about the truth/eating melon seeds
A seventeen-year-old girl: The truth doesn't matter~
Silver hair is the best: ...
Newbie just filling in the numbers: ∠( ? 」∠)_
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Anyway, since there's nothing else, I'll head over to the Doctor in a bit.
Kamen Rider of Anti-Entropy: Oh? Want to come over and start typing? Come on, I've prepared your computer and your little black room!
Celine Kaslana: You use that dark room for this kind of thing?!
One person, two roles: Kiyohime: →_→
Noelle: What else do you want to do? (Tilting her head)
Winter Spring Fire Wine: Key Words for Imprisonment
Winterspring Fire Wine: By the way, Fox, aren't you really going to go check on the evil god? His resentment is really huge.
Newbie just filling in the blanks: Who is the evil god again?
This is Hana-hime: The evil god is Hayate-chan!
Nanoha Takamachi: Huh!? Hayate-chan is an evil god!?
Dear older brother: Miss Fox still hasn't settled any of her romantic entanglements~
Celine Kaslana: There's no need for Mom to handle this.
Newbie just filling in the numbers: ∠( ? 」∠)_
Newbie here to fill the numbers: Doctor, what did you find in the Stigmata space at Kaslana's house?
Kamen Rider Anti-Entropy: Didn't I tell you? There are soul fragments of the former owner; we can find Kallen.
Kamen Rider of Anti-Entropy: If you come, you should be able to revive Kallen, right?
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