That really stinks!
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Chapter 878 The Fox: I Just Want to See This Expression!
Snapped!
With a light snap of his fingers, skilled vines sprouted throughout the palace, binding soldiers, nobles, and the king into caterpillars.
Of course, the dog that the eldest princess secretly kept was not spared either.
After letting the other party hold the weapon without even breaking the skin, he slowly kicked them one by one in front of the eldest princess.
"How embarrassing, Your Highness."
With a disgusted pinch of her nose, the pool of liquid below the eldest princess made Miss Fox have no desire to get close.
The vines originated from the fox's will, and the eldest princess was the only one who wasn't bound like a caterpillar; only her upper body was bound.
Because the vines didn't want to touch the person's exposed lower body.
"Let me go! You despicable intruder! The Three Holy Warriors will not let you get away with this!!"
The eldest princess struggled in terror, trying to break free of the vines and escape.
But outwardly, he appears to believe in the heroes, and tries his best to encourage the three heroes who are bound like caterpillars with only their eyes showing.
Yes, this is undoubtedly effective for those three heroes.
Their struggles intensified, especially the archer and the spearman, who were fighting with their lives on the line.
"For victory, now that the anaconda is dead, I suggest you throw yourselves into the electronic darkness."
In response, Miss Fox commented, "Or an electronic emergency call system would work too."
Iwatani Naoto:......
The only one present who understood the reference was the Shield Hero, who didn't know what Ryuki Takumi was.
But isn't Electro Dark weaker than regular Electro? And what is Anaconda? Did the new card released by DogK after the time travel die at lightning speed, or is it a buff to Electro Dark?
"The anaconda is the nemesis of deck fusion," the fox declared confidently, humming the anaconda melody.
At the same time, the extra finger, still yelling, was flipped 180 degrees by the vine and slammed face-first into the ground—aiming at the pool of yellow liquid.
He even playfully rubbed the eldest princess's face against it a few times.
Now, it's finally quiet.
Naoto Iwatani stared at Miss Fox and repeated the question: "Who exactly are you?"
The Shield Hero felt a little smug looking at the scene before him.
The scene of the high and mighty princess having her face pressed down and rubbed against her own excrement was especially exhilarating.
But since he contracted PDS from a woman, it's hard for the Shield Hero to have any good feelings towards Miss Fox.
Especially since Miss Fox appeared, her constant bluster and cryptic remarks have been nothing short of provoking his PDS and exacerbating his condition.
Raphtalia the raccoon also drew her weapon, staring at Miss Fox as if facing a formidable enemy.
"Hey~"
The fox made a strange sound.
"Stop whining, don't you think it sounds weird to use that fake voice?" The Shield Hero said with a disgusted expression.
This woman was never serious from beginning to end.
"You really don't know how to appreciate things. A beautiful woman is whining at you, and you're disgusted." Miss Fox shrugged, her words showing disgust, but her expression betrayed her true feelings.
The Shield Hero felt that talking to this shameless elf would drive him crazy.
I'm really bad at dealing with these kinds of unserious people.
"Okay, okay, I'm a traveler, a passing traveler."
"I came here to fulfill our promise to go to the anime convention together."
Suddenly, she winked at the raccoon Raphtalia, "Iwatani must still remember, after all, you were the one who invited me~"
The raccoon almost got its fur standing on end!
She stood in front of Naoto Iwatani: "Lord Naoto, please reconsider your promise to her!"
The raccoon felt that if Naoto Iwatani were with Miss Fox, he would be eaten so badly that not even bones would be left.
Miss Fox's eyes were filled with the predatory aggression of a carnivore, and Little Raccoon judged that Naoto Iwatani was no match for him at all!
"Can you take me back?" The agreement doesn't matter, but what Iwatani Naoto cares about is the more important information in the words.
"That's certainly possible." He nodded.
It's just opening a door; it's a trivial matter.
However, when Miss Fox's gaze fell on the stunned raccoon, a hint of pleasure flashed in her eyes.
"But can you bear to abandon her?"
Naoto Iwatani was taken aback, his expression slightly stiffening.
Since being framed by the eldest princess and filled with resentment towards the world, he thought he would not hesitate or have any concerns when faced with the opportunity to return to Earth and live a peaceful life on the island.
But now, after a brief exchange of glances with the raccoon, he couldn't help but turn his head away.
Hesitated.
"Lord Shangren," the raccoon smiled and said, "This world only persecutes you. Returning to the other world is the best choice. Go back there, Shangren, you must be happy..."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't explain clearly." Miss Fox suddenly interrupted, "I just meant to ask if you're willing to part with her, not that I can only send you back to Earth. Bringing one more person is no problem at all."
Raphtalia the raccoon: ......
Shield Hero Iwatani Naoto:......
It's hard, the fist is hard.
What's wrong with this person? How did they grow so big?
His skin is so hard that even weapon energy cannot penetrate it. Is this power only possible because of his personality?
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Take a deep breath and calm yourself down.
Naoto Iwatani looked at the raccoon, "Raphtalia, you..."
"I do!" Having given up all hope, the little raccoon declared, "Shangren is already my most important family member, and I don't want to leave him!"
“Yes, Raphtalia is an important member of the family.” Naoto Iwatani breathed a slight sigh of relief. “I will definitely introduce my sister to my parents later, and they will definitely like you.”
Wonderful sister card!
While enjoying her melon, Miss Fox couldn't help but cheer for Naoto Iwatani's choice of a younger sister card!
However, compared to the sister card, Fox thinks Naoto Iwatani would prefer to play the daughter card, since the raccoon was a little girl when they first met, and the subsequent plot is also about raising a daughter.
However, given the current appearance of the raccoon girl, Naoto Iwatani gave her the "little sister" card.
In short, seeing that the two had reached an agreement, Miss Fox quickly finished the melon.
Then he said, "However, I cannot send you to Earth right now."
The Shield Hero & the Raccoon: ...
Can you really finish your sentence in one breath? Are you doing it on purpose?
“Yes, I did it on purpose.” Miss Fox pointed to her face. “Come on, if you’re not happy, you can hit me here, hit me as hard as you can.”
(╬ ̄俣)!
How did this person grow so big?!
He has such an exceptionally handsome appearance, so why isn't he mute? Why does he have a mouth?!
"Yes, why is that? I'm looking for the answer too." The fox put his hands on his hips.
"Can you shut your mouth?!" Naoto Iwatani shouted angrily.
“That won’t do. My mouth is on my body; I can’t just shut it whenever you tell me to.” Miss Fox shook her head. “Because I would lose face if I did.”
A happy smile was on his face; I just wanted to see that expression.
Naoto Iwatani got anxious, and the scoundrel was very happy.
I couldn't help but use a little more force to rub the princess's face a few more times!
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Chapter 879 The Legend of the Four Holy Warriors!
After taking a few deep breaths and adjusting his mindset, the Shield Hero managed to calm down.
After all, the sound of the eldest princess's face rubbing against the ground was the best remedy for him to regulate his mood.
The anger that had been building up after being targeted by the King and the eldest princess during the distribution of rewards had dissipated considerably.
Even just seeing Miss Fox's playful and smiling face makes my blood pressure feel like it's going to spike!
I didn't see this guy being so rude during our conversation before I transmigrated!
“It’s simple, because back then you were just a passerby.” Miss Fox saw right through Naoto Iwatani’s thoughts.
Strangers, who would reveal their true nature right away?
"Isn't it like that now?" the raccoon asked, its eyes wide.
Indeed, they are still strangers at the end of the day, judging from their relationship.
But that only applies to Naoto Iwatani.
"That's not the case for me!"
Ta-da! The Legend of the Four Holy Warriors!!
Miss Fox held up the book that serialized Naoto Iwatani's story like a light novel, just like Doraemon.
“That book!” Naoto Iwatani recognized it. It was because he glanced at the synopsis in the library that he was transported to this world and became the Shield Hero.
"Can't we go back immediately? Is it because this book needs a cooling-off period?"
He misunderstood something, thinking that Miss Fox came into this world through this book.
The excuse that they can't go back for the time being can also be interpreted as needing some cooling-off time for the round trip.
"That's not how it works."
Normally, an ordinary transmigrator who wants the Shield Hero to hatch Filo would naturally lead Naoto Iwatani to believe that.
But is Miss Fox just an ordinary time traveler?
Yes, and it's a very ordinary one at that.
But Miss Fox didn't share the same thoughts as her other colleagues.
She simply punched open a passage back to Naoto Iwatani's island nation, letting him see the view on the other side to satisfy his craving.
Then close it.
"There's absolutely no cooldown time required for round trips! And there's absolutely no cost involved!"
"Do you feel your fist getting harder?"
"Come on, aim here, and hit hard!"
The fox used the same trick again, leaning forward as if it was about to slap me in the face.
It's like that big, crappy card that's stuck in the back row, with its 2800-point butt lounging in the front row, and its card art is so sarcastic.
It makes you want to beat her up.
Iwatani Naoto:......
But it's not easy to beat her up, because my strength doesn't allow it.
The fact that she could so easily wield a sword, spear, and bow, along with her companions and the king and princess, shows that this person is so infuriating because her strength gives her the confidence to be infuriating without actually getting beaten up.
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