How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

crumb!

[Customer Service: It's as dead as can be, so don't worry about it.]

"Just filling in the numbers, newbie": This excuse is utterly ridiculous...

Asuna: Customer service! Is this operations customer service? Can I log out of Yaif game now?

Big Brother's Words: Goodness, even gibberish is appearing!

Seventeen-year-old girl: You guys, hurry up and verify the newcomers' identities!

Leafa: Games?

Leafa: I didn't bring any virtual equipment, so why am I able to see this chat room in my field of vision?

Leafa: And there was absolutely no option to refuse. Is this how you all force people to buy things?

Genius Witch: Yeah, yeah, this stupid group has absolutely no option to refuse.

Leafa: Asuna can't log out of the game, is she a player trapped in SAO?!

Silver Hair is the Best: Uh...that's great, otherwise I wouldn't have joined.

Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: Yeah, the reactions of 486 and Black Cat were hilarious back then /eating melon seeds

Noelle: I don't remember that at all.

Silver Hair Supreme: Stop! Don't say any more!

Mourning: Noelle was still in the group files back then /laughs

Asuna: Yes, yes, I'm a player trapped in SAO. I can connect to the chat rooms outside. Did they breach SAO's firewall? When can I log out?

After spending two days in a daze in the game, the sudden appearance of the chat room made Asuna Yuuki feel that the world had regained its color.

I'm so excited I can barely type anymore.

Before entering SAO, she never imagined that her normal daily life would be so desirable!

Genius Witch: Hmm, I don't understand at all!

Leafa: But there's still no news about breaking through the SAO firewall. Everything is progressing very poorly...

A seventeen-year-old girl: It seems the two newcomers are from the same world.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Oh, I see, it's the former workaholic Asuna!

Newbie here to fill in the blanks: But I don't know about Leafa, because I can't understand Romanization at all!

Leafa: Hey, how could people from island nations not understand Romanization? Even elementary school students can do that, right?

Asuna: Come to think of it, it seems like everyone's chatting isn't in the same language, but I can understand them all...

Leafa: ...

Kirigaya Suguha then noticed that in this chat room that had been installed out of nowhere in her mind, while some people were chatting in Japanese, others were using languages ​​like Chinese, and the one with the ID "Genius Witch" was using a language she had never seen before.

Then, miraculously, she could understand what everyone in the chat room was saying.

"...The chat room installed in my head doesn't seem so magical after all?"

Everyone here is my wife: The name Leafa, when pronounced, sounds like "Leafa," which means she's my little sister! Silver-haired Saiko: Oh! I remember now, I remember now! It's Leafa-chan!

Leafa: Huh? You guys know me!?

That's impossible! This is a name she came up with on the spur of the moment; she's never used it before. How could she know her?

Asuna: Is Leafa a celebrity?

Leafa: No, no, no, I'm just a regular junior high school student! A regular junior high school student!

Ordinary high school student: ...Come on, Mr. Kamijou is ready!

Ichigo Kurosaki: As the fox lady said, those who claim to be ordinary are definitely not ordinary. Leafa must be hiding some special ability, right?

Asuna: Really? Can you help me? I'll find a way to repay you!

Leafa: No no no no no! I don't have any special abilities! I'm just an ordinary middle school student!

Silver Hair is the Best: That's right. At this stage, Leafa is just an ordinary middle school student. She's only learned a little kendo; she's a completely ordinary middle school student.

Ordinary high school student: ...This seems a little strange.

Bright Red Baby Moon Cat: That's true, after all, you ordinary high school students are anything but ordinary.

Ordinary high school student: Stop talking, Mr. Kamijou just wants to be an ordinary high school student!

Moon Bug: An ordinary high school student who keeps a nun in his dormitory?

Regular high school student: ...

World Travelers: Your level of purity isn't high enough; the topic of Benzi Na was actually skipped.

Mourning: The guillotine for the Nine Heavens is ready.

Asuna: ...Does Asuna mean me?

Leafa: Notebook...you don't mean that notebook, do you?

World Traveler: Of course I'm referring to that doujinshi! [Screenshot of Leafa being attacked by tentacles]

World Traveler: @Newbie_to_make_numbers, are all your Earth Goddesses like this?

Leafa: WEWWEWWEW!!!

What is this!!

That's her face! It's definitely her! Why is she dyeing her hair blonde and wearing such strange clothes while being attacked by tentacles?!

Where did this picture come from?!

Asuna: So... what does "hard-working Asuna" mean...?

Seventeen-year-old girl: Girl, think about it from another angle, this is also proof of your popularity!

Big Brother: Yes, it's precisely because so many people like you that you've become a model worker.

Asuna: I don't want this kind of popularity!!

Noelle: Kirito is on another set, and Asuna is being assaulted by someone else (laughs)

Mourning: Let's use Noelle too / pointing to the guillotine

Noelle: But I only have one head!

Leafa: Kirito, does that mean my brother?!

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Ah, a woman's intuition!

Genius Witch: Does Leafa like your brother?

Leafa: He's my cousin! He's my cousin! Not my biological brother!

Huanmeng: It's not acceptable for blood ties to not extend beyond three generations, is it?

Big Brother: Yes, island nations are possible.

Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: Come on, let me tell you the cruel truth. /Eating melon seeds

Seven-Colored Leopard Leaping Jade: Asuna, the newcomer who joined with you, is your future sister-in-law. She and your brother will have a passionate love story in SAO!

Asuna: Boom! A passionate, earth-shattering love!?

Leafa: Future sister-in-law!?

Mourning: Let's use Mao Yu, the funny guy, too / Guillotine

A seventeen-year-old girl: A girl with a brother complex meets her future sister-in-law in a chat room connecting dimensions, and things suddenly get interesting!

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Chapter 695 Everything Became Acceptable

Asuna: Sachi, Liz, Silica, Me, Leafa, Sinon, Alice...

Asuna: Leafa's brother, is he the male protagonist of a light novel?

A seventeen-year-old girl: Oh my, Kirito's encounters are quite numerous~

Leafa: ...

Kirigaya Suguha never imagined that her brother's future experiences would be so fascinating.

Also, he attracts so many girls.

"What should we do? My brother is still in SAO, we don't even have a chance to strike first!!"

Inside the Kiritani family dojo, Kiritani Suguha clutched her head and howled in anguish.

Asuna: But if Ms. Sachi hadn't died in the beginning, they probably would have ended up together, a relationship between an older woman and a younger man…

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Don't ask, the answer is that you and Kirito are also in a noona romance (older woman/younger man relationship).

Leafa: But how do you know all this?

World Traveler: Silly child, of course we've watched the anime and followed the series, so we know exactly what you're thinking.

Leafa: ...

Asuna: ...

Bright Red Baby Cat: This flat-chested old lady, let's get rid of her.

Mourning: / Handing over the knife

Seventeen-year-old girl: Hmm, to put it simply, it's the infinite monkey theory.

Herbalist: Because you are characters created based on works from another world.

A seventeen-year-old girl: ...

This completely stumped Yukari Yakumo.

In situations like this, shouldn't we switch to a method that newcomers can accept, gradually introducing them to the world?

Such a huge impact right from the start!?

"Newbie just filling in the numbers": This phrase originates from a novel called Sword Art Online, which is the name of the game Asuna is currently playing.

Newbie just filling in the blanks: (The author really likes to depict scenes with a twisted sense of humor.)

World Traveler: For example, this [Screenshot of Leafa being attacked with tentacles]

Leafa: ...

Silver Hair is the Best: Are you guys playing something this exciting right from the start?

Nanoha Takamachi: So it's me too, Fox Sister?

This is Hana-hime: Nanoha is also from a well-known magical girl series~

Nanoha Takamachi: That white tyrant...

Huanmeng: No doubt about it, it's true, Nanoha (laughs)

Ordinary high school students: You guys are going to scare Asuna and the others!

Asuna: No... no, it's just that the amount of information is a bit overwhelming.

Newbie (just filling a spot): It's okay, I'll give you a more informative example.

Newbie filler: The chieftain of a certain snow-covered warrior tribe, who gave birth to a son who was born sickly and unable to become a warrior. After having several daughters, she finally had another son who was healthy.

Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: But then, something happened, and the youngest son suddenly became a daughter.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: In order to turn back into a boy, the youngest son decides to go out and explore in search of a way to do so.

Asuna: ...In this process, the youngest son makes all sorts of friends and eventually gets what he wants?

Leafa: In that case, there's not much information, right, Asuna-neechan?

Mourning: Indeed, given Sister Fa's personality, it's impossible that it's just a story like this. /Tea

Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping on Jade: That must mean that after being away for a short time, the youngest son started dating a guy and decided to change back into a man – that's the ending. /Eating melon seeds

World Traveler: This story sounds familiar

Moon Bug: I feel it's not that simple.