How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

"Although I don't really like that guy, I'll keep him until the end because he spent money on my master!"

The arrogance of the princess!

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P.S.: Today I'm the unluckiest person I've ever been.

Playing Yu-Gi-Oh! 2v2 with friends, I had a 20% chance of getting bad hands, but I ended up getting bad hands the whole time and was basically just a burden.

Chapter Sixty-Seven Cats

Paid Newbie: [Images] [Images] [Images]

Newbie just filling in the blanks: Oh, here's today's dose of erotic pictures!

Newbie commenter: But Master is still a bit reserved. His clothes are a bit conservative, and he doesn't want to show his face. It would be even better if we could see his shy, blushing face!

Newbie just there to fill a spot: I can barely keep up right now.

Newbie paying for this: I'm already being generous by showing you this, and you actually have the nerve to leave a review?

Paid newbie: This is my master! I can lick him, can you!? 凸OωO凸

My favorite magical girl: Um, what do you mean by "barely able to push"?

Grief: Isn't this something we can just charge in for?

Grocery store owner: The new guy changed his name back again?

My favorite is Magical Mary: Please don't misunderstand, I don't like that good-for-nothing Merlin, but rather the two genuine Mary-chans in the group! [Cheers!]

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Barely able to make it.

"Newbie just filling in the numbers": This means the erotic images aren't really to my taste, but I can still watch them.

Paid Newbie Guide: Bonus Explanation

"Paid Newbie": "Chong" is a euphemism for a ritual performed by a man in front of erotic images, where the birth of life is compromised due to the absence of a male partner.

My favorite is Magical Merry: ...Merry-chan in the group is also a guy!?

Mourning: That's not the point at all.

Newbie (just there to fill a spot): Doctor, what are you saying, Doctor?!

Paid newbie: Isn't it common knowledge that online idols are male?! Doctor!

Sadness: That's true. After all, she's an online idol, using a virtual character model, so it's normal that there's a man behind her. Only men understand men better and are more likely to be liked by men.

Sadness: It seems there are also people who don't use voice changing techniques and directly adopt a female persona.

My favorite is Magical Mary: I can't argue with that...

My favorite Magical Mary: Let me log off and have some peace and quiet...

Paid newbie: Who is Jingyijing?

Newbie just filling in the numbers: He's the doctor's true love, Da Vinci!

Sorrowful Death: By the way, was Leonardo da Vinci considered male or female?

The memory of the past reminds me of a four-panel comic strip about Leonardo da Vinci being kicked out of the women's bathhouse and then going into the men's bathhouse... In the end, he and Si Zhai could only comfort each other in a bathhouse alone.

Newbie filler: A complete, fertile woman's body, plus a man's soul!

Paid newbie: And good-looking too, isn't that even better!

Mourning: ...What insights do the two seniors have?

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Think about it!

For newbies just filling in the numbers: If you could win over such a beauty, because she used to be a man, she would know the hardships men face, understand their pain points, and be very considerate of men.

Paid Newbie: And as a former man, even though individuals are different, I know roughly what kind of women men like. Do you like this kind of fun?

Newbie here to fill the numbers: Most importantly, because I used to be a man, even if the two of us have a fight, we can calm down quickly, apologize to each other, and easily reach a mutual understanding. It's also easy for our feelings to heat up after the fight and quickly lead to a great ritual of creating life. Isn't that great!

Grocery store owner: That sounds like it makes a lot of sense.

Mourning: ...

Sadness: In this cold society, only the Palico in my arms can bring me warmth.

Shangshi closed the chat group and took a deep breath.

Chatting with these two seniors so early in the morning was definitely not the right choice; it was all a jumbled mess. She was already a bit dazed and couldn't keep up at all.

Just like when the new members joined the group last night, she was almost completely oblivious to everything. "Oh well, I guess I'm just not good at communicating with others..."

Once she calmed down, Shang Shi grabbed the Felyne next to her and hugged it tightly, rubbing against it wildly.

No matter how cold reality may be, as long as you have a cat to pet and cuddle, you can find a sliver of warmth in this cold world.

"Hunter, I understand you like our Palicoes, but could you please stop doing this every time?" The Palico in Shangshi's arms complained, its face full of helplessness.

This wasn't the first time the hunter had petted it like this, and it didn't seem to mind, but well, what did the hunter say?

You pinched my [something]!

"!?!" Shang Shi was stunned, as if he had heard some very shocking news.

"What did you just say? I didn't hear you clearly."

"Hey hunter, you're squeezing my legs too hard, you're pinching my...!"

"Haha, I see..." Laughing awkwardly, Shang Shi gave up petting the cat and put it down.

"Hunter, no matter how much you like Palicoes, we can't be together. There's a reproductive barrier. Cats can't become humans. Having a cat as a companion is just too stupid, Hunter." The Palico licked its paws, grooming its fur, which had been ruffled by the Sorrowful Death.

"Let's not talk about that. We've already found traces of the giant bird in the dense forest ahead."

"What have you prepared for this hunt of the Great Jaggi? Do you need to set up traps beforehand? Pitfall traps or electric traps? If you need any ranged weapon support, just give it to me now."

"Ah, haha, this..." Shang Shi scratched her head awkwardly, feeling like her cat was more professional at hunting than she was.

"Is a katana enough to prepare?" Don't ask why, the answer is simply that I'm poor.

She'd only been here a few weeks, and she spent most of her time finding food and training to get stronger. Even the Palico she named Xiao Ai only followed her after she rescued it by accident; otherwise, a novice hunter like her would never have a cat.

It was only thanks to her daughter in Arad after she transmigrated, and the Martial God's skill tree, that she was able to save Xiao Ai back then. Otherwise, she might have been a beggar by now. Even now, the fact that she can communicate properly with Xiao Ai is only because Xiao Ai helped her cram for the local language. It's truly tragic.

So, today is her first time hunting as a newbie hunter. She only has a light-duty weapon on her entire body.

"...Unarmed it is, hunter." But Ai couldn't see Asahi.

"As a newcomer to the hunter world, it's normal not to have that kind of equipment. Today is just your first time. You'll get these things eventually. Everyone goes through this. Don't worry."

"Then why did you ask me all that, Xiao Ai?" Shang Shi scratched his head and said.

Xiao Ai turned her head away after hearing this: "It's a professional habit. Anyway, hunter, don't be stubborn if you can't win. If you encounter danger, leave immediately. Although I will try my best to help you, I will run away if I can't save you. Remember that, hunter!"

"Okay, I'll remember that." Shang Shi nodded, fully understanding these principles, but he didn't seem to care much about the giant bird.

She knows Teacher Yang Kuku very well!

Even if the 3D hunting game becomes a live-action hunting game, there's no chance of it going wrong. Doesn't Teacher Yang Kuku know what she's capable of?

And don't let the fact that she's only been in the game for a little over a week fool you, she's already reached level 10! She has Arad's Martial God skill tree as a cheat code!

So challenging Lu Yangku Lingku Teacher Er or something is still (very easy), #even without it, with all kinds of trap equipment, she can still fight against him!

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Chapter Sixty-Eight: Teacher Yang Kuku Who Couldn't Survive a Single Chapter

A gigantic, strange bird stood tall.

Humans are as insignificant as domesticated pets, not even as long as a section of the opponent's leg bone, and when standing upright, they blot out the sky. It's like facing a giant.

This is the most direct feeling I had after getting close to the Great Bird through patience and tactical camouflage.

"I've never heard of that..." A bead of cold sweat trickled down Shang Shi's face.

From a distance, it didn't seem like anything special, but once you get closer, what is this huge, strange bird?!

In the game, the characters are about the same size as the giant bird when they stand up. The giant bird is just thicker and bigger, but overall it is not much different from a human. It is a slightly larger monster.

But after getting closer, this huge, strange bird, almost eight meters tall...

Shang Shi swallowed hard: "Is Teacher Yang Kuku this big...?"

(The Great Bird is normally 6-8 meters tall, but in the game it appears to be 2-3 meters tall.)

"Hunter! What are you doing! The giant bird has spotted you!!"

"!" Shang Shi quickly dodged, and after regaining his footing, he tried to observe the giant bird's movements—

Okay, from the current angle, it's impossible to see whether Teacher Yangkuku's ears are open or not.

A deafening scream rang out, and the enormous bird raised its neck, flames reflecting a bright red through its skin! It was a fireball!

"It's a fireball! Hunter! It's a fireball! Don't let it hit you! Get away from it!"

"No, we're too close now! It's too late!" Shang Shi made his judgment instantly!

The size difference is too great. The fireballs that seemed to have a small range in the game are actually much larger than the 6-8 meter tall monster bird in reality. It's definitely not a range that she can escape in a short time!

The best approach now is to "go around behind it!"

Based on her gaming experience, Shang Shi immediately sprang into action. She ducked her head and rolled beneath the giant bird, her physical abilities greatly enhanced by training under the Martial God skill tree, making the task easy for her.

The enormous size of the giant bird allowed it to pass freely between its legs.

"Let's cut off its tail first!" Shang Shi gripped the shallow weapon tightly!

"Hunter, what are you trying to do! Keep running! Don't stop!" Little Ai, who was holding a hastily made spear in each hand, warned from a distance.

"But I've already dodged its fireball, now Teacher Yangkuku is just a target—"

boom! !

Before Shang Shi could even reach the giant bird's thick tail when she jumped, the tail had already disappeared from her sight. At the same time, Shang Shi felt a violent gust of wind behind her. Unable to gain any leverage in mid-air, she was blown away and crashed to the ground, rolling several times!

"My back..." As Shang Shi got up, he felt as if his lower back had been hit harder than ever before, and it ached with the slightest movement!

Her gaming experience blinded her. She blindly believed that while the giant bird was still using its fireball attack, it was just a sitting duck and wouldn't do anything else, which is why she's now suffering a great loss.

Fortunately, thanks to the passive effect of the steel frame, apart from a slight back pain, there were no major problems.

"Get moving, hunter! Don't stop fighting monsters! Keep moving!"

The crudely crafted spear struck the giant bird, but its roughness rendered it largely ineffective. The bird merely let out a few menacing cries before charging toward the spot where the desolate creature had landed.

However, it was thanks to those shouts that Shangshi was able to adjust his state and successfully dodge the giant bird's car.

Learning from her previous experience, Shang Shi dared not approach the giant bird rashly at this moment. Instead, she tried to circle around it, looking for an opportunity to attack, before the bird could relock onto her. "Hunter! You only have one chance!" At this moment, Xiao Ai, who was jumping on a branch, said something out of the blue, leaving Shang Shi completely bewildered.

However, there was no time for Shang Shi to ask questions. Xiao Ai threw a few stones that hit the giant bird's eyelids, alerting it and making it realize that these were the hostile creatures that had just thrown spears at it.

Unable to defeat the Desolate One immediately, the Great Bird changed its target without hesitation.

With a deafening scream, the giant bird flapped its wings, creating a violent gust of wind, but it didn't try to fly. Instead, propelled by its wings, it stomped on a tree trunk and knocked it down!

This is undermining Elysium's foothold!

"Hey, does Teacher Yangkuku have this level of intelligence?! And it's just a Palico, is it really necessary to target it to this extent?!" Sighing, Shangshi wasn't just standing there watching the show.

Now the giant bird is chasing after Xiao Ai and destroying the forest, but it only keeps a small portion of its attention on her, which is exactly the opportunity Xiao Ai mentioned.

Such an opportunity only comes once. The timid and cautious Teacher Yangkuku might forget about it after a game refresh, but in reality, there's no guarantee that Teacher Yangkuku will be easy to deal with in the future.

Therefore, she must deliver a devastating blow to the giant bird, or at least to the point of affecting its movements.

Wings? No way. They'll have some impact, but unless you cut them off completely, it won't be a big deal.

Legs? The most robust part of the Great Bird's body was its legs. Even Shang Shi himself doubted whether a shallow strike could penetrate the Great Bird's thick muscles, let alone cause an injury that would affect its mobility.

"All that's left is the tail, the crucial point of balance, and the vulnerable throat!"

Unfortunately, although she was only at level 10 and had learned quite a few skills, most of them were only effective against humans or people of human size, and she couldn't use them on the giant bird at all.

Initially, I was so confident because I thought the giant bird was only 2-3 meters tall.

"There are still two skills we can use." He reversed his grip on the shallow hand.

The approaching enemy was already quite close, and the giant bird's pursuit of Xiao Ai slowed down somewhat, clearly indicating that it was keeping a close eye on the enemy's location.

It's still a ways off, but the giant bird has already become wary.