How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Please help me out too, I'm just here to fill in the numbers! (* / ? ＼ *)

"..." Miss Fox stared at the ID "Paid Newbie" with resentment, speechless for a moment.

All I can do is follow the rhythm of this person's skirt and awkwardly blow a wave of praise, shout a few words of shameless self-promotion to make my private presence known.

Madara Uchiha: So you're the guys who used ninjutsu on me?!

Madara Uchiha was quite active.

Although it seems to fit the character quite well, something just feels off.

Miss Fox couldn't answer.

Before I traveled back in time, Naruto had ended for several years, and I had forgotten most of the plot, not to mention the details of the character designs.

Miss Fox isn't a hardcore Naruto fan, but she just finds Uchiha Madara a bit strange.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Ninjutsu?

Newbie here to fill in the numbers: Are you the legendary professional ninja from Japan?

Newbie (just filling a spot): Wow, that's amazing...

Paid Beginner: Ninjutsu!?

Paid newbie: Ninja techniques actually exist?!

Paid newbie: Can you teach me the invisibility technique, pro?

Paying newbie: I'll definitely repay you handsomely in the future!

Madara Uchiha: Is this a provocation against me?!

Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...

Why is this idiot licking everything indiscriminately?!

Aoyama the Great Demon King: @Uchiha Madara, all group members Uchiha Madara are here.

It's here! It's here!

Our group admin has arrived!

Aoyama the Great Demon King: The dimensional chat group isn't some kind of ninjutsu. Read the announcement carefully. We are from different worlds, not the same world as you. There's no need to be wary of us.

Aoyama the Great Demon King: By the way, @Uchiha Madara, what's your current situation?

Aoyama the Great Demon King: Maybe I can know your future!

Madara Uchiha: Ha! Predicting the future? Do you think I'd believe that?

Aoyama the Great Demon King: @Uchiha Madara, has your Rinnegan been activated yet?

Madara Uchiha: ! What Rinnegan?

Aoyama the Great Demon King: It seems not. Well, I'll tell you then. Transplanting Senju or Uzumaki cells into the Uchiha clan can awaken the Rinnegan. Aoyama the Great Demon King: Because your ancestors were all Sages of Six Paths, each inheriting different abilities from the Sage of Six Paths. Marriage can increase the probability of awakening the Mangekyou Sharingan, directly granting the Eternal Eye, and also increasing the possibility of awakening the Rinnegan.

Aoyama the Great Demon King: You and Senju Hashirama should have a common goal right now, but you have to fight because you are on opposing sides, right?

Madara Uchiha: !

Aoyama the Great Demon King: Uchiha Izuna will die. If things continue like this, Uchiha Izuna will die in the war against the Senju clan.

Madara Uchiha: What did you say?!

Aoyama the Great Demon King: If you don't want him to die, then make peace with Hashirama Senju as soon as possible.

Green Mountain Demon King: The world is in your hands!

"Ugh! This tactic is so old-fashioned!" Miss Fox had already seen through it all!

Does this Green Mountain Demon King really think all the group members are idiots?!

Is the next thing we're going to see is an animation of Naruto uploaded, so Madara Uchiha can watch Naruto in the Naruto world?

However, it's also possible that this person simply divined it directly...

So… um…

"Let's just improvise!"

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Predicting the future!?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Wow, no wonder he's the group admin, is this the world of the strong?!

Paid newbie: Hiss!

Newbie who paid for this: That's amazing!

Paid Newbie: Predicting the future and changing fate, even across different worlds, the group owner truly lives up to his reputation as a terrifying being capable of creating chat groups!

Paid newbie: This is truly terrifying!

Paid newbie: I imagine the group owner is an exceptionally rare and towering figure, even across all dimensions!

Paid newbie: Group owner, I had no idea I had such a powerful backer!

Uchiha Madara: ...

A seventeen-year-old girl: ...

"Ouch!" Miss Fox bit her tongue!

"This person is terrified!"

This group member is such a suck-up!

I just wanted to give you a simple, awkward compliment to win you over, why are you suddenly going to such lengths to fawn over me?!

Green Mountain Demon King: @Paid Newbie Where are you? Just lucky, just lucky

Aoyama the Great Demon King: Besides, even I can only predict the future for you once. After all, we're separated by a world. The second world would be better prepared.

Green Mountain Demon King: Also, don't even think about flattering me. Cultivation depends on your own efforts. The chat group members can only offer you insignificant help.

Miss Fox couldn't determine whether it was true or false.

Whether this group leader is shameless or truly that powerful remains to be seen.

Anyway, all Miss Fox is thinking about is how to impeach the group admin.

Paid newbie: Oh, not at all. It's already a great honor for the group owner to add me to the group. How could I dare to ask for anything more?

Paid newbie: I just want the group admin to give me a beginner's guide.

Paid newbie: Even if I get hurt, I still want to try my luck at achieving immortality!

Then the group went cold.

"..." Miss Fox seemed to be deep in thought.

Miss Fox felt that this newbie who paid seemed to be playing a game of chess.

She thinks things through and remains calm. Unlike Miss Fox's ill-planned impeachment plan for the group leader, her plan is quite comprehensive.

Step by step, a short conversation smeared the group owner to the skies while simultaneously luring him into a trap.

"...Am I actually quite stupid?"

Green Mountain Demon King: Before we begin, may I ask you what your world is? @PaidNewbie

The group admin spoke up.

They must have calmed down, realized they'd fallen into a trap, and figured out a way to break free.

But it was already too late, in that instant when Leng Qun...

Miss Fox has confirmed that the group owner is indeed a fraud!

Although I don't know why this group owner is acting as a con artist, it's probably because the chat group has some kind of privileges for the group owner!

"Come on, let me see!"

"Keep fooling us!"

Paid Newbie: Minecraft?

Green Mountain Demon King: Yes, in your world, provide some information so I know which cultivation method is suitable!

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Chapter Three: Miss Ruo Xue Sees Through Everything

Paid newbie: Shouldn't the group owner have known this already?

Paid newbie: You can learn about the ninja's past and future just by chatting with him for a few minutes.

Paid Newbie: No matter how I look at it, the group admin's ability to achieve this level is beyond my wildest imagination; it's simply too amazing!

Paid newbie: Even if I'm in the Dharma-ending Age, shouldn't I still be able to be given a method of cultivation?

Newbie paying for this: From now on, no matter what, I will repay the group owner even if I have to do anything for them!!!

Fuyuki City, in a parallel world of Type-Moon.

In a newly built underground laboratory that has not yet been put into use.

The imposing figure's heart was half-exposed. Her Korean-style corset was loose and baggy, her golden hair was casually draped behind her head, and her experimental white robe was draped on the ground without her noticing. Her narrow skirt was lifted up to her thighs, and her long legs in black stockings were casually placed together on the table. The beautiful woman, who was lazily lying in the boss's chair, stared blankly at the virtual projection chat box that only she could see, without saying a word.

The ID of the newbie who made the payment shown above is seriously inconsistent with this person's image.

Aoyama the Great Demon King: That's how it is.

Green Mountain Great Japanese Demon King Zero: Although I can observe Zero at noon (the long river of time), it is, after all, a world apart from yours. I need some information to make observations.

Aoyama the Great Demon King: And there's only one chance; if we try to observe again, the world will notice.

Green Mountain Demon King: So, in order to prepare a suitable cultivation method for you, and also to check if there are any dangers in your world, I need you to provide some crucial information.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Key information?

Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: For example?

Paid Newbie: I was born in 1993 and currently live in Japan. I'm an ordinary international student in Dono City.

Paid Newbie: Recently, a virtual card game called 'Shadowverse' has suddenly become popular, but it seems to require a special phone to play. My few friends, including Yugi Muto, are very interested in it.

Paid Newbie: There's also an urban legend

Paid Newbie: It's said that in this game that clearly requires face-to-face interaction, there's a guy with a blank ID who can play remotely online.

Newbie paying for this service: Group owner, can you tell me about my future? I'm really curious!

Madara Uchiha: What is that?

Aoyama the Great Demon King: Uh…

Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...

If I hadn't already seen through this idiot, I would have actually believed his nonsense!

The shrewd Miss Fox rubbed her slightly itchy back and scratched her bottom, knowing no one would see.

I admire this silly group member who is a "paid newbie". She can talk about all sorts of random things in a serious manner. She is the same type of silly person as me.

Although that's where JOJO is.

"Boxer briefs, boxer briefs, just wait, I will change this reality! One day, the silly emperor will be me, Miss Fox!"

"What genius idiot? I don't understand!"

Newbie here to fill in the numbers: @青山大魔王呐呐, what is the future like for newbies who pay to join?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: I'm curious too!

A seventeen-year-old girl: Even so, I still feel it's not credible enough, group admin.

Seventeen-year-old girl: Can you also tell me about our future?

Aoyama the Great Demon King: @Seventeen-year-old girl, it's possible, but the time consumption of observing across the world is not low.

Green Mountain Great Demon King: Even if it is me, in a short time, I can only observe the river of time in the outer world twice, so please allow me to rest for a while.

Green Mountain Demon King: @Paid Newbie I've already seen it. Your area is basically in the semi-end of Dharma era. The conditions for cultivation are extremely harsh, almost impossible.

Aoyama the Great Demon King: In your world, the tide has turned, and you're not the protagonist. Whether it's Duel Monsters or Shadowverse, you're just a passerby. At least your life isn't in danger. If the sky falls, someone else will hold it up. Don't worry.

Newbie (Paid User): Hey group leader, if I want to cultivate, doesn't that mean…? Green Mountain Demon King: Yes, unless you go to another world, the cultivation techniques I have require a lot of spiritual energy to practice.