How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

"Tsk, this is a real problem."

Looking down at the loli master who hadn't left yet, still clutching that strange spear, the bald-headed uncle's emotions became somewhat complicated.

The flat-headed uncle didn't really want to see such a young child in the cannibalistic world of the Main God Space, regardless of whether the child had any special powers or not, but now that the child had appeared in front of him, he had no choice but to accept it.

"Little sister..."

"What's wrong, Uncle? Do you have a new idea?" Master's eyes lit up, and she couldn't wait for the bald-headed uncle to say more so that she could get more information!

To the master's surprise, the crew-cut uncle suddenly turned his head away, placed a large hand on her head, and gently rubbed it!

"No, nothing."

"Let's try to take the newcomers with us for now. We have plenty of food and gold. We'll find a village outside the main storyline to settle them in tomorrow. Whether they can survive while we complete the mission is up to them."

"...Understood."

The best option is to leave the newcomers with some weapons and food for self-defense, and then the veterans will simply abandon them, taking at most a special loli master with them, and begin their journey through the night to complete the main quest and return to the God Space as quickly as possible.

But perhaps due to a momentary lapse of judgment, the crew-cut man made this decision in the end.

"It's getting late. How about you help distribute the food later, little sister? Uncle will give you an extra glass of milk then~" The hand covering the master's head rubbed it again.

"..."

I'll lead you guys in a fight! Why do you all like touching her head so much? Does it feel that good?!

The master craftsman, who had been keeping his head down, raised his small face and could only excitedly (and somewhat irritated) reply to the crew-cut uncle: "Wow, thank you, uncle! I will definitely work hard!"

We didn't get any useful information, and we even got ripped off. What a huge loss!

As expected of a veteran, someone who has struggled to survive in the Main God Space, their vigilance is no joke. Even her little girl appearance after transmigrating was useless; she was actually tricked by the other party using the same tactics they use on a child!

Damn it!

The little master gritted her teeth, trying her best to act like a child, and ran to the only female senior, flashing a sweet smile: "Sister, I'm here to help distribute the food!"

The experienced woman was taken aback for a moment, then laughed: "Little sister, you're so cute! How did you know there was food here?"

Before the little master's wide eyes, the experienced female reached out and pinched and pinched her cheek repeatedly, as if she were teasing a child!

"..."

As expected of seasoned veterans, none of them are pushovers!

The master was determined to get the information no matter what!

Then, the master blinked her big, bright eyes and asked, "Hey, sister, don't you have any food here?"

Even if it means abandoning all morals and completely embodying the image of a little girl, it's my duty to gather intelligence!

The master's belief was unwavering!

Guo Wen, who was not far away, breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his master. The loli was indeed a loli, not the old hag he had imagined.

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Chapter 340 Humans and elves are different.

The mountain peak not far from Konoha Village, right under its nose.

Obito with his swirling mask and Pain with his expressionless face, looking down at the seemingly thriving village.

"Ha, Konoha." Obito was the first to utter a disdainful sound.

But Pain didn't follow; he couldn't afford it. His emotionless, round eyes stared coldly at Obito.

"Uchiha Madara, or Uchiha Obito, why are you stopping me?"

Even though the Nine-Tails was already in his hands, Obito Uchiha had no excuse to stop him from sending a small gift to Konoha.

This person, who used the name of Uchiha Madara to deal with him, was someone Pain never trusted from beginning to end.

Now that Obito Uchiha has not only revealed his real name, but also his acquaintance with Kakashi Hatake of Konoha and his involvement with Konoha, Pain will not hesitate to take action if he cannot provide a suitable reason!

This is confidence from God!

"Pain, the Deva Path, is a puppet created from the corpse of a friend to replace his own body, as his original body was unable to move freely."

Obito Uchiha did not directly answer Pain's question. Although he gradually straightened up, the eyes visible beneath the vortex mask began to show an increasingly determined look.

Through the figures of Pain and beyond the obstacles of earth and wood, the Sharingan seemed to see Nagato Uzumaki hiding in the cave, his eyes visible.

Now that things have come to this, nothing that happens in the future will stop him from continuing his stealth.

Zetsu has already been scared away and is hiding somewhere. Unheard-of figures in the ninja world are springing up like mushrooms after rain, and there's that damned woman who seems to know about his and Kakashi's past.

The ninja world is about to descend into utter chaos!

"His true form is Nagato Uzumaki, an orphan from Amegakure during the Second Shinobi World War, who possessed the bloodline of the Uzumaki clan."

"How did an ignorant orphan, who had not experienced much stimulation, awaken the Rinnegan?"

"Do you still remember how you obtained the Rinnegan?"

"Of course." Pain's voice was devoid of emotion. After listening to Obito Uchiha's statement, it was as if he were asking why you would ask such a stupid question.

Using Pain's mouth as a pretext, Nagato Uzumaki said:

"Because I am a god, I naturally possess the Rinnegan!"

Everything seemed to be as it should be.

Beneath his mask, Obito Uchiha wore a look of stinginess, and his smile was ambiguous, whether it was mockery or self-mockery.

He shook his head and said, "No, that's not it. You and I are just pawns on a chessboard. Your Rinnegan... no, it should be said that it's the Rinnegan he placed here with you..."

They once dreamed of being chess pieces, but unfortunately, Obito and Rinchiha knew more, and the situation had quietly changed!

"Tomoya"

"The usage period has expired!"

...

Three poles in the sun.

In the wild, there are three female elves, wearing cheongsams, ninjas, and cross-dressers.

Has she always been like this?

Now, without any wilderness survival equipment, Senju Shuji, who survived the night by building a doghouse using Wood Release, pointed at the fox lady who was still sleeping contentedly in the sleeping bag and asked a question to the companion who was actually Xu Sha but was actually Hakusan Gages.

The sun's already high in the sky, why is this elf still sleeping?

When I woke up from the cold in the early morning, I found that the people on night watch were gone and everyone was asleep, so my eyelids kept twitching.

If it weren't for the fact that some of the small warning mechanisms he had set up hadn't been triggered, Senju Shuji would have wanted to flip this shameless elf over and give him a good spanking. Is this how you keep watch?!

But there's nothing I can do. Who told this damn elf to poke at his XP? Even so, what can I do? I still have to forgive him. Can I find someone else?

So in the end, all Senju Shuji could do was warm up, cook breakfast, and wait for others. But the result is what we can see now: Xu Baishan Gages Sato, who had been living a comfortable and peaceful life both before and after the transmigration, woke up early, while the elf was still asleep.

You suggested calling out, but she tried, burying her head in her sleeping bag and ignoring everything. You suggested reaching out to push her, but those slightly exposed, smooth, fair, and alluring shoulders clearly showed she wasn't wearing much underneath. If you actually tried to wake her, her favorability rating would plummet. Senju Shuji wouldn't do something so stupid. At the same time, he couldn't understand how this elf lady could be so carefree as to take off her clothes and sleep while traveling with two men, and even sleep in late.

"You're asking me? Who should I ask to answer you?" Xu Baishan Gages Sha also couldn't control his expression.

As a woman herself, she couldn't understand why this green tea fairy could be so carefree. She even wondered if she had misunderstood, and that the fairy wasn't the green tea fairy she thought, but just a carefree fairy who pretended to be a lady in front of strangers, only to reveal her true colors once she fell asleep.

Now their three-person team is stuck in a dilemma – neither moving forward nor staying still. Seriously, they're supposed to save the world! Their inability to even maintain self-discipline makes one wonder if this elf is truly a warrior.

Moreover, when he makes noise, he tucks his head inside, which makes Xu Sha's eyelids twitch, giving him the illusion of taking care of a child.

Also, because she is currently using the body of White Mountain Gages, a male, it's not appropriate for her to physically wake the elf.

"No! This guy could have done it a long time ago, he just wouldn't get up!"

"But even so, what can you do to me?"

"Indeed, Brother Baishan, even if we know Miss Elf is pretending to be asleep, we can't...wait?"

“???~”

Miss Fox shrank her head and whistled as if she were burying her head in the sand.

Shuji Senju and Xu Sha looked at each other, speechless for a moment. How could there be such a shameless elf in this world? The impression they had built up a couple of days ago had completely collapsed!

If you're going to pretend to be a lady, at least be a little more professional!

The fox peeked out, pulling its sleeping bag over its chin, revealing only its eyes as it secretly observed.

It's not that I don't want to get up, but that I can't. Last night, after finishing my daily training in the sleeping bag, I felt my limit and yawned, preparing to sleep. Instinctively, I took off all my clothes to set up an alarm and lay down with a small barrier, completely forgetting that I was on night watch and therefore couldn't come out now.

What a blunder! She was careless. She had already developed the habit of trying not to take off her clothes to sleep in the wild, but she never expected this!

Forget that she's now portrayed as a refined and elfin woman!

"Good morning, gentlemen. I have trouble sleeping in a new bed, so I woke up late. Please don't mind."

Miss Fox is making a last-ditch effort to salvage her shattered image as a ladylike elf.

The moment Miss Fox met Xu Baishan Gages Sha's eyes, her heart skipped a beat. She knew things couldn't end well; her persona was beyond repair.

She pouted, resigned to her fate: "Fine! I just overslept, you all get out of here! I need to get up and change my clothes, and if you dare peek, I'll smash your heads in!!"

"Uh, I'll go away, I'll go away. Miss Elf, hurry up, what if there are enemies spying around here?"

Shuji Senju sighed, not caring about the embarrassing collapse of his elf persona. On the contrary, he felt that this was more to his liking, and the elf lady gave him a greater sense of authenticity.

"..."

Xu Sha was somewhat melancholy. This sulking, little girl-like reaction was obviously an act, but after this, Xu Sha could no longer treat this shameless little sprite as a green tea.

Instead, a question arose in my heart.

How did this pathetic thing manage to have the ability to travel through worlds and still not be completely devoured?!

Think of Xu Sha, how many trials and tribulations she went through before finding the Transmigrator Alliance, how many scumbags deceived and hurt her, almost making her give herself away, and you're telling her that this shameful thing actually survived until now?!

"People are really different..."

I'd like a cigarette.

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Chapter 341 Cough, cough, cough, cough!

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Phew...

Paid newbie: Teacher Xu, what happened?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): It's nothing, I just have some things I don't understand.

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): What happened?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Isn't there an elf among the people in your three-person team?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): Yes, I know that, Miss Fox is very kind!

Thinking back on the few times he had spent with that fox lady, White Mountain Gages couldn't help but smile warmly.

Ah, Miss Fox is simply an angel! He had only ever felt this way with Megumi Kaname. If he didn't already have Megumi Kaname, Miss Fox would be his ideal type too!

But why did Xu Sha suddenly bring up Miss Fox?

Realizing the problem, Bai Shan Gages's brow twitched. He thought of Xu Sha's act of using his body to wear a cheongsam, her fiery temper with a Northeastern accent, and compared it to Xu Sha's breathtaking beauty and Miss Fox's turbulent emotions...

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): Wait, you didn't use my body to make Miss Fox angry, did you!?

Thunder God in My Heart: There's an elf named Miss Fox... (→_→)

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Hmm~

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): ...Don't think of me in such a dark light. I wouldn't deliberately ruin other people's relationships, nor would I have the kind of jealousy a little girl might have about someone's figure.

Noelle: So, what happened then?

Paid newbie: My acting wasn't convincing enough, so they saw through it and got into a fight?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): I just wonder how this silly elf, who can sleep even while keeping watch in the wild, has managed to survive this long without any sense of tension.

Newbie paying for this: I guess fools are lucky~ (winking)

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Hmph! Teacher Xu, Teacher Xu, Teacher Xu! (Raises hand)

All of you here are my wife, Ling (Baba V(PN) Five:). It must be that kind-hearted people like Ling attract each other; birds of a feather flock together. Miss Fox has only ever met kind people before~

Newbie here to fill in: Teacher Xu, what's the Transmigrator Alliance like? (Curious)