How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

Fantasy Dream: Newbie, give up. The last newbie was rendered speechless by the group leader, Velvet Ball.

Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: Congratulations to the new victim of persecution for joining this group. Here, you will experience the best persecution in the world.

Herbalist: What does the newcomer do? What world does she come from? What special abilities does she have?

The master craftsman aspires to be European: Alas, me?

Newbie (just filling a spot): Oh wow, Mr. Seiya would be perfect as a welcoming ambassador!

Dream: Are you sure you're a welcoming ambassador and not an interrogator?

My mentor aspires to be European: I come from an ordinary 21st-century Earth, with no special abilities. I was just an ordinary person until I was hit by a car and died.

Seven-Colored Leopard Leaps Over Maoyu: Shen Yong was actually blasted out by a newbie.

Paid newbie: The fake hero is still raising a child, while the real hero, even while conquering the first world, is already thinking about strategies for conquering the second.

Newbie just there to fill the numbers: It's all for the daughter, right, father-in-law!

Noelle: Wait, so the newcomer was actually hit by a car and died before being transported to another world?

Herbalist: Didn't expect the group owner to be such a beast?

Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...

Paid newbie: Hmm...

Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: emmmmm...

The master craftsman aspires to be European: W-what's wrong?

Fantasy Dream: Was she actually hit by a car and died before transmigrating?

"Bought by the goddess"

Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm dying of laughter, there are actually people who time-travel and get hit by a car these days!

"My intuition told me there was a problem, but I still updated the latest chapter to keep writing, only to end up abandoning the otherworldly story."

Paid newbie: No way, no way, no way, there can't be people who time-travel and get hit by a car and die, right?!

"I avoided all the flags, but because I was supposed to log in at the designated time to clear my stamina, I still fell for it in the end."

Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: Can a cricket truck really hit someone and cause time travel these days? I never would have guessed!!

"I wasn't even watching One Piece, yet I ended up in a One Piece world."

Noelle: Uh, should I say something...?

"Having dodged numerous classic time-travel plot points, he was ultimately overturned and dragged away to another time."

"Ah Qiu!!"

At the application office for legal time travel, a young woman sneezed violently. For some reason, she suddenly felt her blood pressure rise, and a nameless anger flared up. Instinctively, she threw the model she had painstakingly assembled and cleaned the sprue marks away! It slammed against the door with a loud crash, and soon, a bunch of small parts shattered into pieces! Completely broken!

Time seemed to stand still at that moment. The pleasant feeling of witnessing a well-behaved child obediently standing still before being hit by a car froze in mid-air. The world seemed distorted, and the girl's desperate hands pressed against her face, her mouth agape, became a famous painting—

"My unicorn beast!!!"

The girl was even angrier!

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Hmm? I don't know why, but I suddenly feel really good, and my mood suddenly brightens up.

The master craftsman aspires to be European: QAQ

Fantasy Dream: Being hit by a car and time-traveling must mean you have a cheat code, right? What's a newbie's cheat code?

Paid Newbie: Gul'dan

Noelle: Damn, I can picture it now, and my mind is already wandering!

The master craftsman aspires to be European: Ah, ah? A cheat code?

"Hey little girl, I'm not a good person... Pshaw! I'm not a bad person. We'll be teammates struggling together from now on, so there's no need to be so afraid of me. I'm not some kind of animal husbandry guy."

The middle-aged man with the crew cut was smoking and sighing, looking worried.

Before the teammates could even believe it, a newcomer, a newcomer who looked about twelve or thirteen years old, woke up first. It wasn't a surprise, it was a shock! A red-haired girl who had just joined and hadn't been enhanced was actually awake before several people who had enhanced their bloodlines and improved their physical abilities. There was no more ridiculous joke than this!

If there is such a thing, it's that this red-haired girl, just like any other child, was hiding in a corner on the other side, wary of him, as if he were a bad guy.

That wary look in his eyes made it seem like he couldn't even communicate properly.

Oh, what a worry...

The crew-cut man lit another cigarette and waited quietly for the rest of the members to wake up.

Little did he know, the red-haired girl opposite him was even more worried than he was!

She just got hit by a car and passed through time, why are you making fun of her like this? Getting hit by a car and passing through time is a very normal thing! Why are you laughing at her!

And why assume she has a cheat ability? Even if she was hit by a car and transmigrated, cheat abilities aren't standard! If transmigrating into a twelve or thirteen-year-old red-haired girl whose appearance she doesn't know is a cheat ability, then she'd rather not have one!

ah...?

An online game interface suddenly appeared in front of the master, and his little brain immediately went blank.

Master is determined to become a European: Um... does my daughter's skill in the game count?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Hmm? (Alert)

Newbie paying for the game: A game daughter? (Adjusts glasses)

Fantasy Dream: What game is it? (Following the trend)

Noelle: ... (Although I don't know why, I'll just say it in parentheses anyway)

Herbalist: Oh, what kind of profession is that?

The master craftsman aspires to be a European: a battle mage...

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: What?! A little girl joined the group?!

Paid newbie: What?! Terran players have joined the group?!

Huanmeng: What?! An apostle has joined the group?!

Noelle: So you mean she's a flat-chested character, right?

Heart-Mind Thunder Lord: Speaking of which, I'm the first one with small breasts.

Heart of Thunder Lord: @Newbie_to_Make_a_Number I have the latest news! Madara Uchiha suddenly went to the Senju clan and stayed there for a day and a night, then took Hashirama Senju and ran off to the Land of Wind.

Lord Thunder God of the Heart: What do you think you should know?

Newbie (just there to fill a spot): Huh? What could I possibly know?

Paid newbie: The only flat-chested one in the group, that's a rare find! But when it comes to feel, only the face matters.

The master craftsman aspires to be European: QAQ

How come people in the group knew so immediately that she's a loli now?

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Chapter 326 The twenty-first person was actually myself!

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Thunder Lord of the Heart: What do you think?

Newbie just there to fill a spot: What else can I watch? I'll just lie down and watch, too bad I don't have any soda.

Paid newbie: I'm watching by clinging to my master's leg.

The master craftsman aspires to be a European: No way!

Huanmeng: What could they possibly be doing if they both disappeared?

Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: Is it hiding to give birth?

Mourning: ...

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Hiding away to give birth!

Paid newbie: Um, here's the question, I think Uchiha Madara is a tsundere.

Noelle: Tsundere Evolution

Silver-haired Supreme: The Arrogant Loser?

Newbie (for filling a spot): Tsundere Loser, Adult Stage, Red Card, Evolution Effect: Destroys one card from your safe zone and two cards from your opponent's safe zone.

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Hehe~

My master aspires to be a European (European)! ? My turn, Normal Summon Uchiha Madara! Set four cards face down, End of turn!

Paid newbie: So strong, that's incredible!

For newbies just filling in the blanks: Lightning Storm Feather Duster, anyone want to check it out?

Fantasy Dream: Cosmic Cyclone Twin Tornadoes, is there a chain?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Oh?

Huanmeng: Yo yo yo yo yo?

Silver hair is the best: Yo-Gi-Oh! Duelk!

Paid newbie: It's ygocore!

Heart Thunder Lord: I think these two probably went to find the group owner.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Looking for me? How are they going to find me? They can't possibly travel across worlds to spank me, can they?

Newbie here to fill in: I, the group admin Qun Aotian, am putting this out there today! If that humming monster really comes over and spanks my butt, then I'll get a bald guy from the group!

Paid newbie: Baldy

Seven-Colored Leopard Leaps Over the Jade: Whenever I think of bald heads, I think of Saitama-sensei.

Heartfelt Thunder Lord: It seems that apart from Saitama, I don't have many other bald guys in my memory. Saitama has firmly established himself as the bald icon.

Noelle: What does Saitama look like with hair?

Paid Newbie: But speaking of this kind of topic, given the group admin's tendency to invite whoever they mention, I bet a bald guy will pop up in the group soon.

Paid Newbie: By the way, I haven't cared about my appearance since I transmigrated, and I often stay up late, but my hair quality hasn't deteriorated at all, and I haven't lost any hair, which is pretty good.

Huanmeng: Ah, come to think of it, me too. I've been out in the wild the whole time and haven't even had a proper hair wash.

Noelle: I...uh, I guess I'm a robot.

Silver Hair is the Best: The robot's hair looks even more realistic than the real thing, Noelle is amazing!

Paid newbie: It seems users are quite satisfied.

Newbie just filling in the numbers: Noelle has received positive feedback from her first user! Congratulations!

Noelle: Hey! You guys are saying this on purpose, aren't you?!

Master, who aspires to be European: Isn't this a bit inappropriate? What if Saitama walks in and sees you talking about hair? It might upset him!

Heartfelt Thunder Lord: @MasterCraftsmanAspiresToBeEuropean They're talking about this, that's exactly the effect they want.

Heartfelt Thunder Lord: Because Saitama can't spank them through a chat group, that's why he dares to go all out and slam their faces.

Master aspires to be European: But doesn't the group have a time-travel function?

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Hehe, yeah, there is a time-travel function, that's for sure~

Miss Fox's eyes crinkled into crescent moons as she laughed, imagining a bald guy joining the group chat and getting a stroke from all the hair-pulling she did. He was so angry he couldn't vent it online, his bald head covered in veins... and it just made her want to laugh! A hearty laugh!

Seeing someone with a full head of hair while you have no hair is also part of life. If you're unhappy, just delete your account and start over! And there's one more thing!

Newbie commenter: Someone like Saitama wouldn't be easily let go by the world's consciousness, right? At least if Earth had consciousness, it definitely wouldn't let Saitama leave so easily.

The master craftsman aspired to be European: Why?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: I don't know!

Paid Newbie: Dragons and above can cultivate the earth's surface. As long as Saitama is there, there will be no god-level threat. In a sense, Saitama is a restraining force in his world, preventing the birth of beings capable of destroying the world.

Huanmeng: You said it yourself, and now you're saying you don't know? Is that reasonable?!

Paid Newbie: So it's unlikely that Earth's consciousness would let Saitama escape to another world, since he's an important restraining force.

Noelle: Hey, newbie who's just paying, you don't need to explain to this pathetic little ball of fluff. This little ball of fluff doesn't even know what it is.