How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

Kakashi Hatake was completely baffled by this man, just as he had never understood what Shuji Senju was thinking. This nonsensical conversation offered no clues whatsoever, and it was already a sign of his restraint that he didn't openly express his confusion!

Are all time travelers like this, with such erratic thinking?!

"...You want me to say something, but I don't know what to say for the moment."

"I understand. Come on, Kakashi-senpai, say one of your favorite lines, like an excuse for getting lost, or that line from the ninja world..."

Senju Shuji considered himself a qualified transmigrator, and the moment he saw the fox lady ask Kakashi to do this, he understood.

When watching anime, you hear voices, right? I know, I know. After being transported to another world, besides being able to get up close and personal with your virtual wife, the only other thing you can do is listen to her voice. The combination of a voice actress wife and a virtual wife is perfect – you get a voice you love, a character you love, and a body you can actually touch!

But now.

Shuji Senju gazed at Miss Fox with deep affection.

Konan, Mei Terumi, Shizune, Karin... I'm sorry. I've met someone more suitable now. Please consider the past and the beautiful things that haven't even begun as a moment of confusion between us. It's not that we were bad, but that we weren't suitable for each other. Being together would only be forcing ourselves, so why force ourselves to be trapped in this relationship? So let's break up. I wish us both a better future. I will go first and leave you with encouragement and blessings.

Come on!

"..."

Miss Fox shivered and shifted her position in disgust.

Unexpectedly, this action seemed to provoke Senju Shuji, making his gaze even more intense. Miss Fox was almost ready to activate her passive ability and run away!

"Miss Fox!"

She's looking at me! She's looking at me! She's looking at me! She's interested in me! She's interested in me! She's interested in me!

Shuji Senju suddenly noticed that the fox-girl seemed to be getting quite close to Kakashi Hatake, and his heart skipped a beat. He remembered that Kakashi, the white-haired character, had a huge female fanbase even when he was just a fictional character in his previous life, and this fox-girl seemed quite familiar with Naruto. His first thought was that he wanted to hear Kakashi's classic lines from the real world...

With a quick movement, Shuji Senju stood in front of Kakashi Hatake and smiled, "Let's ignore this dead-eyed guy who only has Obito on his mind. Let's go in quickly. I'm pretty lucky; Tsunade is my cousin. Miss Fox, would you be interested in learning medical ninjutsu? Putting everything else aside, my cousin is top-notch in the ninja world when it comes to this!"

"Shuji, is your cousin's medical ninjutsu your way of picking up girls?!" Tsunade shouted from inside, but she didn't seem to be blaming him. Instead, she turned her head away from the fox lady's gaze and gave her an encouraging look.

Put on a smile for Miss Fox:

"Is this... the group owner?"

"Group owner?"

Miss Fox's face scrunched up in confusion, utterly bewildered by Tsunade's way of addressing her.

At this moment, he noticed the newcomer, Shirayama Gages, who had been silent for a long time inside, looking at him with a conflicted expression. When they met eyes, well, his expression was so complicated that it was impossible to tell anything.

But it doesn't matter!

Everyone here is my wife: @凑数萌新 @凑数萌新 @凑数萌新

Everyone here is my wife: You you you you you you you!?

Miss Fox's eyes lit up, and she excitedly ran over to circle around White Mountain Gages, her face full of curiosity. She poked White Mountain Gages' body and tugged at his clothes.

She exclaimed in surprise:

"Are there really that many time travelers these days? There's actually one more!"

Newbie just filling in the numbers: Aba? Aba aba aba aba?

Everyone here is my wife: ...

White Mountain Gages's eyes became suspicious as he stared at Miss Fox's face, hesitant to speak.

Tsunade was very surprised.

"Aren't you the group admin who came with him? Another time traveler?"

This is outrageous.

I finally managed to process the information about the members of the White Mountain Gages chat group today, the news that there's a transmigrator lurking in this world who wants to destroy it, and the fact that my cousin, who's almost forty years younger than me, is a transmigrator. And now another transmigrator has appeared!?

Outrageous! Absolutely outrageous!

Tsunade was already in pain; it felt like her head had been hit on the head with a blunt object, then hit a few more times while someone was carrying bricks, and then a few more times while someone was smashing beer bottles.

If someone were to tell Tsunade now that, besides Kaguya on the moon, there is another Otsutsuki who has come to this planet and is lurking somewhere unknown, Tsunade could believe it even without evidence. Wouldn't that be much more credible than the endless stream of outrageous information we've been receiving today?

"Grandma Tsunade, it's Aunt Fox! It's Aunt Fox!"

After waiting for so long, Naruto knew his chance had come! This was his moment to shine!

"As I mentioned yesterday, the fox aunt I met in Loulan is Aiyo!"

A single chop to the neck interrupted Naruto's casting.

"Call me 'sister,' or if that's not possible, call me 'Mom,' but forget about calling me 'Auntie'!"

No, no, no, calling someone "Mom" is even more problematic!

White Mountain Gages suppressed his urge to complain with a blank expression, while his suspicions about Miss Fox deepened.

Every move she made seemed to be forcing others to complain about her, and in Bai Shan Gages' eyes, she could never shake off the shadow of that velvet ball group leader.

Although I don't want to believe that the infuriatingly fuzzy ball group leader is actually such a pretty girl, it's still better than having a muscular monster as the group leader. Otherwise, I'd be three points weaker in terms of presence right in front of her.

What is there to say?

Reading is for reasoning with idiots; exercising is for getting idiots to reason with you.

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Huh? I think I heard someone saying behind my back that I'm handsome!

"Hello there! Judging from your appearance, you must have just transmigrated here. We're both transmigrators, so please take care of me from now on~"

The elf, backlit, bent down, legs together, one hand resting on her knee, the other lifting her fallen golden hair, and smiled at him.

Heavens, angels!

White Mountain Gages was silent, unable to think!

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Chapter 295 A Dead Fish Eye Glare!

"Oh~"

"In other words, Naruto, there is a transmigrator in your world who wants to revive the Divine Tree. As long as the Divine Tree is revived, the world will be destroyed."

"And that guy over there is an outside helper invited by the Sage of Six Paths..."

Looking left and right at White Mountain Gages, Miss Fox tried to widen her eyes and appear very curious.

I carefully examined the newcomer.

He has a clean-cut appearance and regular features, which is enough to qualify him as handsome. If he were thinner, he could definitely be called a pretty boy. However, he has put in a lot of weight and is not heavy enough to be used as a prostitute. Well, maybe he is more interested in that kind of thing.

"I didn't expect you to have such a great physique, huh? To be able to serve as an outside helper in a savior-level mission, you must have some special abilities..."

He made two shooting gestures with his hands.

"Da da da, da da da!"

"Are your firearms all carried using space compression technology?"

With eyes scanning every part of the body suitable for hiding props, it's no surprise that nothing is found.

After all, Miss Fox already knew exactly what the newcomer was carrying when they first met up. And after being imprisoned in Konoha, he probably lost everything. At most, he'll get back that big bag of compressed food and the peaches that the group leader kindly gave him to balance his nutrition.

There wasn't enough room in the newbie bag, so Miss Fox had to spend some time removing unnecessary items before she could fit the peach in.

The newcomers these days are too young; they have no idea what to prepare for wilderness survival.

"Well, it's not as extreme as space compression technology..."

Feeling a little embarrassed by Miss Fox's gaze, White Mountain Gages awkwardly explained that he came from a modern, technologically advanced world. As for the topic of weapons, it was best to skip it, since even if he had brought any, he couldn't take them out now—they'd all turned into peaches.

In his heart, he was already cursing that damned velvet ball group leader for making up the numbers and causing him to embarrass himself in front of this elf lady!

Everyone here is my wife: Hey, Velvet Ball, when are you going to give me back my guns? I'm counting on them to save my life!

"That's it..."

Miss Fox returned an awkward but polite smile.

So, you're just an ordinary person in this modern technological world, you don't even have the basic level of Yin-Yang magic that that bastard Aoyama had back then, yet you dare to participate in this kind of mission. I don't even know what to say.

Perhaps it's because of the comfortable living environment that they couldn't calm down once they got carried away.

"Do you have any leads right now, young man?"

Newbie (just there to fill a spot): What gun? I don't know, I didn't take any.

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Look, you're a leader of a group, aren't you? What use are those guns that can't even break my defense?

Besides, firearms probably wouldn't even be able to deal with a genin.

While the chakra system in Naruto doesn't significantly enhance physical defense without special abilities, it is undeniably powerful in terms of agility and destructive force.

Ten paces away, a gun is faster; within ten paces, a fist is faster.

It doesn't mean their reaction speed is faster than a bullet, but rather that they are faster than you. No matter how powerful their attack is, it's all nonsense if they can't hit you.

Therefore, "Bomb it!" is justice!

Playing with a strand of hair between her fingers, Miss Fox said politely, "The chat group admin is reassured that an ordinary person from this modern, technologically advanced society like you can come here. You must have some extraordinary intelligence, right? The advantages outweigh the disadvantages, that's why the admin allowed you to come, isn't it?" "Uh..."

White Mountain Gages was embarrassed and had no idea how to answer.

To be honest, it's embarrassing, extremely embarrassing. But if I don't tell the truth, and go along with the kind and beautiful elf lady's excuse... he knows his own abilities perfectly well; at best, he's just somewhat clever. Asking him to find any clues would be asking too much of him.

It would be far more useful for Kakashi Hatake to be exposed to modern information than for him!

"Miss Fox, please don't ask. He's just an ordinary person. Kakashi-senpai has already assessed him. He came to participate in the mission without even bringing a weapon. He probably thought he was the protagonist, so he didn't think too much about it and just came."

Shuji Senju moved closer, giving the impression that he wanted to stand between Gages and Miss Fox.

His face was expressionless.

"That kind of thinking is perfectly normal. After all, we all come from modern society, influenced by novels, anime, movies, games, and all sorts of other media. When we discover we have the chance to transmigrate and even have a cheat code, it's only natural to think we're the protagonist. That's how I felt when I was first reincarnated..."

"So, although this Mr. Baishan is quite important, cousin, I suggest we send someone to protect him. It would be best to send him to a place that has nothing to do with us, such as the Snow Country, so that we can help him and his group leader solve the world crisis!"

Shuji Senju offered reasonable advice.

It's true that being so blunt can hurt someone's self-esteem, but it's also the best solution.

"If you're worried about not being able to adapt to the climate of the Land of Snow, that's fine. The Land of Snow storyline is over, and Naruto's harem has already grown by 1. Now the Land of Snow should be called the Land of Spring, so there's absolutely no need to worry about not being able to adapt to the cold climate there."

"Have Naruto write another letter, asking for special consideration, and guaranteeing that you will become a guest of honor in the Land of Snow, and you don't need to worry about treatment."

We pause here.

Senju Shuji composed himself and pressed, "What do you think, Mr. Hakusan?"

"That is indeed a good suggestion."

White Mountain Gages nodded in agreement.

He joined the mission in a moment of passion, but once he calmed down, he knew that as an ordinary person with no abilities, he would only be a hindrance or cannon fodder. So, from the beginning, he didn't plan to do anything in this mission. He just wanted to find a place to hide, slowly figure out what cultivation path he should take, wait for the group leader, that fluffy ball, to complete the mission, and then collect some rewards.

Unexpectedly, his birth point was right in Konoha Village, and he didn't even have a legal identity to appear in Konoha Village. Before the original plan could even begin, it was stillborn. His guns were also stolen by that bastard Fuzzy Ball, who stuffed half a backpack full of peaches into his bag.

So Shuji Senju's suggestion was good and aligned with Hakusan Gages's plans, but Shuji Senju made him very unhappy!

"But I..."

White Mountain Gages paused, then suddenly looked at Miss Fox. Through the filter, the beautiful and kind elf was looking at him with concern.

So he smiled and said:

"The Land of Snow is indeed the most suitable place for an ordinary person like me. Don't worry. Although I'm just a newbie and don't know much, the group leader's stealth ability is so good that even Kakashi couldn't detect him in front of him. Even if I can't beat him, I can still be of a lot of help to you..."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow and glared with his dead fish eyes!

"You're saying the group admin was right next to you at the time?"

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Chapter 296 You bastard! You've ______ again!

Why ask that?

White Mountain Gages frowned, realizing something was wrong.

"The mission teleportation in the chat group should all lead to the same location, but the group owner didn't show up. He just stayed in stealth mode and typed with me. If you don't believe me, you can ask the ninja who has seen my memories."

"Mr. Hakusan, please don't worry, we in Konoha really have no other choice..." Tsunade said quickly.

But White Mountain Gages waved his hand, interrupting him.