I am practicing in the Nianghua Warring States Period

"Ding!" Levi became hard immediately, or to be exact, his whole body became hard.

"Ah! - What are you going to do..." It can be seen that there is a hint of dissatisfaction and... a little excitement in Oda Nobuhime's voice?

However, the next thing she saw was Beidou Xinwei forcing himself to pull the knife out of the sheath... It was not a meat knife, but an iron knife.

Chapter 11: Just a fatal injury, 1 blood is not a problem, 2 blood is healthy!

“Swoosh! Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!—”

Then, a burst of piercing sound was heard, followed by the sound of arrows slicing through the air. More than a dozen arrows shot in from outside the wooden paper-covered sliding door, piercing through the thin sheet of hard paper.

Beidou Xinwei stood in front of the panicked and stunned Oda Xinji, taking a defensive stance. He blocked all 10 arrows fired from the courtyard outside the sliding door by himself, which could be called a god-level blocking. After all, the blocking direction provided by the system is similar to that of music games, as long as you aim to block it - but Beidou Xinwei is just like an ordinary person, his music game skills are not very good. Blocked 10 arrows -

Two more arrows hit him directly—it hurt! One in his lower abdomen, and one in his right chest. This kind of injury could be considered fatal, this kind of...

He's lost about two drops of health. His stamina (health) is now exactly 20 points. After being shot twice, his health is now (20-2 = 18 points)—very healthy! He can even be more aggressive! As for health, 1 health is no problem, 2 is healthy, and 3 health is no harm!

"Are you okay?" Beidou Nobuyuki stood straight before Oda Nobuhime, still in a defensive stance. Blood flowed from his body. However, he couldn't turn around now, and he didn't wait for Oda Nobuhime's answer.

"I..." Oda Nobuhime wanted to answer that she was fine, but seeing how much blood was flowing from Hokuto Nobumi, she felt that she should be more concerned about him! Moreover, as a female warrior in the Warring States Period, she quickly realized what had happened. She even knew who was coming to kill her! She always had a good idea of ​​who she had offended. But, she would not change! For example, when she was grilled later, she would immediately guess that it was Akechi Mitsuhide who was rebelling - but, she would not change!

"Get behind!" Beidou Xinwei had barely finished his words when several assassins rushed out from the opposite side. They might be called assassins, but their attire was truly awful! About seven or eight of them, about 1.4 meters tall, dressed in night clothes and wielding sickles or katanas, screamed and kicked open the wooden paper-covered sliding door, which had been shot through with a round, intending to chop off the head of Oda Xinji, who had been shot like a hedgehog.

However, what greeted them was not a sad smile in a pool of blood, but a katana coming towards them.

"Crack!" With one blow, Beidou Xinwei cut the enemy charging towards him in half. He cut the enemy and the paper-covered wooden sliding door together. Then he followed up with a few steps, killing each enemy with one blow! These miscellaneous soldiers were not easy to deal with. They stood in front of Oda Xinji like a mountain. He stared coldly at the enemy in front of him -

Each soldier had a health bar above their head, because they were just ordinary soldiers. Therefore, each one's health bar was (1/1). A single strike would kill them instantly. The criticism of his gaze, like a sharp sword, was ultimately inferior to the sword's physical criticism. He took a stance, the blade rising and falling with his movements, the air and flesh emitting bursts of killing sounds. Several enemies who rushed over were quickly surrounded by him, his figure like a tiger descending from the mountain—

Tiger Drop! Tiger Drop—With a body as nimble as a tiger, he can kill an enemy with every swing.

[Ding! Swordsmanship experience +10, personal experience +10

Ding! Battlefield Honor Points +100; Courage Points +50]

With a thunderous swift movement, he slew half the charging enemies. Then, the remaining three screamed and tried to flee. How could that be possible? — Hokuto Nobuyuki rushed forward, demonstrating his fine tradition. He killed one with his right hand, then nearly crushed a 1.4-meter-tall adult man under his left armpit. Chasing the last deserter, he decapitated him before he had even gotten ten steps. Finally, leaving one alive, tucked under his armpit, he returned to Oda Nobuhime's residence.

It's all in the blink of an eye.

Apparently, the atmosphere between Oda Nobuhime and Hokuto Nobuyoshi had been quite ambiguous, even to the point of sexual intercourse. The female warriors and attendants hiding nearby had automatically made way. Everyone was young, and aside from the two eavesdroppers, they were eager to leave work early and go to lunch. The moment the guards relaxed their guards, they were suddenly attacked.

By the time the remaining female warriors came running in panic, Beidou Nobumi had already arrived in front of Oda Nobuhime, carrying the enemy who was squeezed to the point of suffocation.

"This... Avi, are you okay?" The address immediately turned into a friendly nickname. Oda Nobuhime immediately ran over and saw Levi's panic-stricken appearance - her hands were on Beidou Nobuyuki, not knowing where to put them.

Don't touch it. It wouldn't be good if something happened in public. Beidou Xinwei had never been hit by an arrow before, so he didn't know how to deal with it.

"Go check on those two maids." He was clearly looking at the two maids who had been knocked unconscious in an instant. These two maids were the only ones who had been eavesdropping at the door. "Go check on them."

"It's okay, she just fainted." A female warrior had already run over to check on her sisters, and immediately two female warriors reported that the maid was fine.

"It's you who's doing it—!" Oda Nobuhime looked at the way Hokuto Nobuyoshi was shot by an arrow and said, "Wait a minute, I'll send someone to Furuno Castle to get a doctor! I'll go get Asai Bizen-no-kami! I..."

"It's okay, I guess." Beidou Xinwei found that he was really fine, so he sat down on the tatami, squinting his eyes. He used the samurai sword in his hand to cut two holes in his shirt, revealing the arrow wound.

"Neither of them are fatal," Beidou Xinwei breathed, watching his health bar slowly recover. He felt that things were getting better—just too good. It would heal instantly! He still had to remove the arrow.

"This……"

The surrounding female warriors stared at the body with wide eyes.

In ancient times, East Asians, especially those in Northeast Asia, weren't particularly obsessed with eight-pack abs. Instead, they collectively believed in waist-horse power. As long as waist-horse power was high enough, one could control the lower body in foot combat and the horse in cavalry combat, which was considered a success. In ancient battles, being well-fed was considered a blessing, as a large amount of fat provided emergency fuel. So-called abdominal muscles were the result of consuming a lot of fat, and only after this loss of fat would they gradually become visible—and, of course, abdominal muscles are more appealing.

"I'm sorry to let you see my useless appearance." It was indeed a bit unexpected to be surrounded by a group of women, especially since it seemed as if these girls' eyes suddenly lit up as if they had been injected with chicken blood for some reason.

"No, no, no...it's just right." The maid next to him said something, causing a group of nods.

"That's enough! Go find me some gauze!" Oda Nobuhime kicked the group of idiots around her one by one: "Get out of here! - Avi, hold on, I... Hey! Are you crazy!"

"Crack!" Beidou Xinwei observed the situation. The blood recovery rate gradually increased, and his skin could feel itchy and healing! He couldn't wait any longer. If he waited any longer, it would heal along with the arrow! So he gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and pulled the arrow out directly.

...It doesn't hurt much. I guess the adrenaline or the buff given by the system hasn't worn off yet.

"Ouch!" Although it wasn't very painful, it still hurt. Blood spurted out from his chest and lower abdomen, and then was blocked by something. Xin Wei looked at Xin Ji: "Are you just going to look at me like that?"

"Oh oh oh—" Oda Nobuhime looked at Beidou Nobuyoshi in front of her, and immediately picked up the gauze handed to her by the attendant in a hurry: "I'll stop the bleeding for you..."

"Who told you about me? Look at the one I just caught." Beidou Xinwei was furious, blood was flowing out. He looked scary, as if he would die from excessive blood loss at any time.

But his health was recovering, so he was not afraid at all.

"This is the only survivor I've caught. Catch him! Don't let him get away!" Seeing Oda Nobuhime failing to live up to his expectations, Beidou Nobuo immediately said to the few lesbian warriors around him...who seemed to be concerned about the wound on their stomachs, but were actually looking at their eight-pack abs and two mermaid lines: "Go and hold him down! Yes, dislocate his jaw! Smash his teeth. What if he has poison hidden in his teeth and commits suicide by taking the poison if the mission fails!"

"There's no need to exert yourself." Oda Nobuhime wasn't as flustered as Hokuto Nobuyoshi, who looked at the other man's handsome face with a 15-point charm with such eagerness. Instead, she smiled and bandaged him herself. "Don't exercise so vigorously—as for who's coming to kill me, I know without asking."

"Who is it?" Beidou Xinwei was stunned.

"My mother." Oda Nobuhime looked proud.

"...Stepmother?" Beidou Xinwei asked suspiciously.

"No, my mother." Oda Nobuhime shrugged. This was because she had been studying Confucian classics since she was a child. Although it seemed unreliable, why did her father Oda Nobuhide and his teacher Hirate Masahide grit their teeth and support her?

Based on unearthed artifacts and her later actions, one thing is certain: she was an excellent student from a young age. She eloquently quoted from Chinese classics, her cursive Chinese characters flowing with energy. Virtually all official documents were written entirely in Chinese characters. Oda Nobuhime patted her chest nonchalantly. Bras weren't a thing in those days, so the patting was natural. She proudly declared, "My mother has been encouraging my brother to kill me for a long time. She's always disliked me."

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

Your family is awesome.

"?!" There's no such thing as absolutes in the humanities, but Beidou Xinwei was still shocked by this scene of a loving mother and a filial daughter: "This doesn't make sense, right? This..."

"Duke Zheng defeated Duan Yuyan—it's true I don't speak Chinese as well as you, but I've been thoroughly familiar with the Han Dynasty classic, Zuo Zhuan, since I was a child." Oda Nobuhime gently bandaged Beidou Nobue, fearing to hurt him by touching his wound. However, she calmly spoke of her own family's troubles: "Duke Zhuang of Zheng's mother was the same way. She loved her youngest son so much that she let him kill him. It's hard to explain such things. Women are terrifying. No, they're both terrifying and selfish, with a strong desire for revenge—it's irrational to like or hate someone, isn't it?"

Duke Zhuang of Zheng, a minor overlord during the Spring and Autumn Period, was an outstanding contributor to Chinese language and literature. He contributed a series of idioms, including "If you do too much evil, you will surely perish; wait for it," "Until we reach the netherworld, we will never meet again," "Their joy is overflowing," "Deliberate and deliberate," "Insincere," "Overestimating one's own abilities," "Riding the wrath of the world," and "Stab someone in the back," over 2,700 years ago.

Oda Nobuhime's historical trajectory and family dynamics mirror those of Duke Zhuang of Zheng: her father's lack of control over the family, her mother's unkindness, divisiveness, and preference for her youngest son. Both of them murdered their own younger brothers (Oda Nobuhime was more direct), and their mothers were equally deranged and insane.

"..." Beidou Xinwei didn't dare to respond, because the other party was a woman, and the impact would be too wide. And there were indeed many crazy women in Japan during the Warring States Period.

"The grace of raising a child is worse than the grace of giving birth. I wasn't raised by my mother since I was a child. Besides—" Oda Nobuhime took a deep breath and knelt down heavily to Li Wei. The girl knocked her forehead on the tatami and said solemnly: "Thank you for saving my life again. I, Oda Nobuhime, will never forget this kindness!"

Beidou Xinwei really wanted to help the other person up - but his body wouldn't allow it.

"And more." Oda Nobuhime didn't raise her head, still maintaining her dogeza posture. But her voice changed from infinite gratitude just now to teasing: "You are not boki again now, are you?"

"!!! You, what nonsense are you talking about! - There are so many people watching here! How can you slander my innocence for no reason! I... I have something else to do, so I'm leaving now!"

Really! You’re really good at judging people!

But it's my body that's at fault, not my mind! I can only blame the system for overstrengthening this body!

Chapter 12: The Spirit of Aphrodisiac - Braised Beef Flavor

We have to admit that some people are very easygoing! For example, Oda Nobuhime, yes, she is pretty, with a small face and good temperament.

She's the type who, when the mood strikes, feels love. She'll unilaterally commit to a life together without a second thought about the other person's feelings. Cats, like cats, will grab a handful of whatever they like. Gender equality is universal; men and women, regardless of age, have essentially the same thoughts at 18.

What's more, it has a fishy smell.

Two flowers bloom, each with its own beauty. I hope you will all experience the feeling of a blood flower.

Flowers fall and fly all over the sky, who will pity them when their color and fragrance are gone?

Flowers are blood flowers, let us bravely explore the world! This body, even after being wrapped in the woven cloth, still feels like blood seeping out. Of course, this is a trivial matter in Beidou Xinwei's eyes - but on the other hand. Even though I am a sponge, I can spit blood anytime, anywhere for fun.

But my measuring stick is made of flesh, not iron or a joystick. Oda Nobuhime was enthusiastic, but clumsy. It was like your first time playing with a joystick at an arcade. You know how to use it and have read books about it, but when you try it yourself, it's obvious—it doesn't work.

"What are you doing!?" Beidou Xinwei clutched his right chest and left abdomen. His health had almost fully replenished from the kill. Now it was the blood he'd lost from pulling out the arrow. But now he pretended to be overwhelmed: "I'm a newly injured patient. Isn't it inappropriate for you to do this? There are so many people watching..."

The masses were united on one point: to enjoy the excitement. Seven or eight pairs of bright eyes, filled with curiosity, gazed at the blushing old man, Nobuyuki Beidou, with their faces flushed. They were all around the same age as Oda Nobuhime, and naturally, that's when their thirst for knowledge is strongest! As everyone knows, the more knowledge you gain from books and movies, the more it proves you're just a cynic, less useful than a single round of offline PK!

The maids and female guards covered their faces, too embarrassed to look over - but the gaps between their fingers were even wider than the class gap.

"?" Oda Nobuhime, a senior who grew up in Japan's Warring States Period, naturally didn't understand what Beidou Nobuyuki said: "Why, you're not used to people watching you?"

"I'm not used to it at all! And I was seriously wounded by an arrow." The handsome young man covered his left abdominal muscle, indicating that if you really want to take the next step... I really don't have the habit of multiple P.

"That's true." Oda Nobuhime released the joystick. She had always been surrounded by maids since she was born. This difference was like northerners entering a public bath naked, while southerners were watching Godzilla vs. King Kong. It was completely incomprehensible! - Living habits from childhood led to completely different understandings of play. She immediately waved her hand, her eyes shyly wandering for a moment. Then she settled into a teasing look that seemed to want to laugh, but was a little shy. "You guys are so badly injured, but you're in such good spirits! I've never seen such a pervert as you!"

You're just not that experienced! In so many genres, the male protagonist, with eighteen holes in his body, still gets a good fuck before dying. There are so many, like "Holy Wars" and "Brothers' Success." Check them out.

"But you do need to rest. I will ask a qualified doctor to diagnose you tonight. You can rest here with peace of mind." Oda Nobuhime withdrew her hand.

Beidou Xinwei is neither up nor down.

"You should leave as well." Oda Nobuhime signaled the other maids and female warriors with her eyes: "We'll have a meeting later! - How did you let these monsters get so close to my room? Are you all just eating for free?"

"Outside, the warriors standing guard were all knocked unconscious." The leading female warrior answered without daring to look up.

"Forget it, I'll trouble you later - as for you, you are my savior. Well... that's good." Oda Nobuhime didn't know what she was satisfied with. She looked up and down at Beidou Nobumi with satisfaction as if she was looking at pork. In fact, her inner world was like that of the little fat boy in 45, passionate and explosive!

After all, Beidou Xinwei's appearance was the object of her one-sided affection during adolescence. However, she discovered that he was very talented, and then she further discovered that he had a decent personality. She then further discovered that this man could die for her (one-sided opinion).

Wow!

At 18, she felt this female impulse and woman's happiness violently impacting her brain! This kind of happiness in love was very mysterious, as if she could do anything!

"You don't like being looked at? You don't like a lot of people? - Ah, I didn't expect you to be so conservative. You like something more conservative? Well... it's not impossible. Just try hard." Oda Nobuhime muttered as she walked out. When she finally reached the sliding door, she suddenly turned around and said, "Hey, remember to tell me what type you like in the future! If I really can't do what you ask, then I'll find a way to make you dislike it."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

Did you forget something?

"...Don't go! Wait, where's the money we agreed on? Even if you saved my life, at least you should pay me for coming here to perform today!"

Even though the rain is heavy, it cannot wake up the brain that is in love; even though Buddhism is vast, it cannot save the infatuated middle school students.

If you forget to pay, the problem becomes much more serious.

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Beidou Xinwei felt emotionally betrayed, like a naive anchor on her first night. The audience made countless requests, and the anchor reluctantly agreed. They engaged in all sorts of sexual positions, only to be met with resolute dereliction of duty when the payment was due.

This kind of emotional deception is extremely serious, and it made him extremely angry. She had agreed to pay him, but she didn't pay him, and she even hit him (using the joystick) and cursed him (calling him a pervert).

What kind of people are these?! If you hold back for a moment, you'll only get angrier. If you back down, you'll only lose more. Beidou Xinwei believes that good integrity is the fundamental principle of business dealings. They immediately left a letter and repaid the debt overnight.

...No, I'm not afraid that the Oda family's trivial matters will bring trouble to myself.

The next morning, Oda Nobuhime wore a women's kimono and put on some makeup for the first time. But when she saw that Hokuto Nobuyuki had left without saying goodbye, she was furious. That's another story.

"you are back."

When Beidou Xinwei returned to the courtyard where he rented, Kikyo hurried over and bowed to him.

Her gentle and elegant appearance made him deeply feel the greatness of personal dependence in feudal society.

"Yeah." After returning home, he found himself not alone, but with a woman waiting for him. This feeling was quite new to Beidou Xinwei, and he nodded to the young witch in front of him. He sighed, smiled, and said, "I'm back. Thank you for waiting for me..."

"No, I am..." Kikyo didn't expect that the other party would come back so early in the morning. "It just so happens that we just lit a fire at home. What do you want to try?"

"..." These past few days, I've been surrounded by radish strips, cubes, soup, and slices. From the emperor down to the humble pawnshop, radish is plentiful, filling, sweet, crunchy, and relatively easy to store—a good thing. But I really can't eat any more! These days, it's been radish-filled meals, every single day! I'm practically succumbing to all the radish!

"Kikyo, please cook and wash for me every day these days. To be honest, I am on Cheng Hui's side."

"..." Kikyo looked at the man in front of her for about a second. As a woman whose brain might not be very good, she shook her head slightly and said, "No, I'm here. I just do the laundry and cooking. I can't repay your kindness in lending me the food..."

"How about this?" Beidou Xinwei interrupted the other person's chant and said with a smile, "How about I cook something delicious for you myself?"

"Ah? Master Avi, you know how to cook too?" Kikyo covered her cherry lips in surprise. Then, this somewhat dazed young miko said, "Excuse me for being blunt, but men's cooking tastes like chewing wax. You'd better not come and make trouble. I'll do the cooking."

"You're just looking down on people. This is sexism, right? You're discriminating against me, right?"

"of course not……"

"Come on, then say: Beidou Xinwei, go cook for me. Come on, say it."

"How can that be? I... okay." Kikyo was quite persuasive. For some reason, she looked up at the handsome young man who was walking towards her. Suddenly, she chuckled softly, "Since you want to cook, I won't stop you. Go ahead and see what you can cook. But..."

Her wispy eyebrows narrowed slightly, still looking very pessimistic about the man in front of her: "I still don't think he's a good person. Don't waste the food."

"!!!"

[Ding, awaken skill [Cooking Lv.01] (Experience 0/100) →

No matter what dish you cook, you can choose to give it the taste of [braised beef], even if there is no beef or braised beef in it.

When you make [Braised Beef Noodles], the total time will not exceed 3 minutes before it is ready to eat.

Unlock skill [Aphrodisiac Spirit Lv.01] → According to historical records, many of the ingredients we see in daily life, such as pepper and chocolate, have aphrodisiac effects.

When a member of the opposite sex eats your food, there is a 5% chance of activating the Aphrodisiac Spirit skill.

Cooking Level 02 will unlock →【Chicken Stewed with Mushrooms】.