So this is called a threat?
This Japanese female warrior, please swallow your odor! ...No, your odor is really pure: "Beidou Xinwei, you don't want the whole world to know that the righteous warrior with full spirit in front of the battle is actually a pervert who secretly peeks at female warriors, right?"
Beidou Xinwei now really hopes that the other party can understand one thing: you misunderstood me, I am actually a gangster - I don’t care about reputation the most.
And since you're threatening me with yourself, should I say you're sacrificing yourself, or are you just reckless? ... Considering Okehazama's example, this woman is definitely a crazy person when she needs to recklessly rush in.
But now the posture is more like... "Come on, kneel down, I want to ask you a favor"?
Who gave you the courage to talk to me like this, Fish Leong?
"Hmm..." But looking at the numerous women surrounding him, Beidou Xinwei wasn't a complete psychopathic killer. These maids or female warriors clearly lacked any murderous intent. At least, up to this point, Beidou Xinwei himself hadn't entered "combat mode"—the system automatically put him into "battle stance" once he did. Guangping's presence proved that these people had no intention of attacking him.
"Go ahead." Beidou Xinwei looked at Oda Xinyi, who was lying on top of him, her long black hair brushing against his face. Her breasts were half exposed from her slender neck, and her long legs were exposed, pressing against Beidou Xinyi's body. Brother, if you don't treat me like an outsider like this, I'm going to scold you. "What do you want me to do?"
"...I haven't thought about it yet." Oda Nobuhime said, staring at Hokuto Nobuyoshi's face for about three seconds. Then she stood up and put away the knife. "I'll come back when I think of how to threaten you. But remember, you've defiled me! If you say anything stupid outside, I'll bring people to kill you! Do you understand?"
He seemed a little angry at the end, but it was obvious that he couldn't bring himself to kill.
"Okay, go and rest tonight." I don't know if he remembered something embarrassing.
For example, just now, after the other person left, he was holding the other person's portrait and sending out a constant stream of love! Although it is said that everything is finally explained at the age of 18, being seen by the person you like is not something you can justify! "From today on, you must obey my orders at any time, otherwise I will tell everyone about your peeping today!——"
"..."
You see, this is what happened: first, you don't allow me to tell anyone about what happened today because it concerns your reputation; second, you threatened me that if I don't listen to you, you would tell anyone about this.
Is there something wrong with your logic?
But regardless, this was an opportunity to back down. Considering her history of mental illness and her eccentric behavior, Beidou Xinwei felt that anything the girl in front of him did wouldn't surprise him at all.
There was an awkward silence.
"Young Master." A maiden knelt before Oda Nobuhime, put away her sword, and knelt on the ground, saying to Oda Nobuhime, "Dinner is ready, please enjoy."
"Ah, yes." Oda Nobuhime quickly followed suit. The dusk enveloped the entire world, but she could still clearly see a slight blush on the other person's face. "Light the lamps, bring the food over, and let's eat together."
"......?!" The maid beside her was stunned. Aren't you trying to ease the awkwardness? The best thing to do now is to separate the two of them.
"Ahem!" Oda Nobuhime coughed violently several times and glanced at the maid beside her: "Hurry up and get ready! Oh, right, bring me... bring me the Chinese book that I usually read."
"..." Maid Yoshino didn't quite understand whether the other party had developed a new mental illness, so she subconsciously asked, "Young... Um, Princess. What do you usually read?"
"The Four Books, the Five Classics! Sun Tzu! Zhuangzi!—I usually read all of these! Just give them to me!"
Oda Nobuhime glared at her usual handmaiden and uttered a harsh remark, then coughed softly. "Come, I'll treat you to a meal. Normally, I read the Four Books and the Five Classics at home, things of a higher quality."
The upper class in Japan at that time used Chinese characters throughout their writing as a way to show off, and spoke with an authentic Chinese accent, which was considered as elegant and classy as an authentic London or Parisian accent in the eyes of some people today.
Of course, a middle school student like Oda Nobuhime wouldn't miss this opportunity to show off in front of the rustic samurai, Hokuto Nobuo. "I'm not just someone who does nothing but love! I'm also well-read!" — That's how history works.
"What, you don't understand?" Oda Nobuhime looked at Beidou Nobuyoshi's shocked and puzzled expression and immediately sneered. With a full sense of superiority -
The nearby female warriors withdrew and resumed their guard around the main hall. The maids quickly helped to clean up and set up two small, Japanese-style tables with separate dining arrangements. Oda Nobuhime was happy to have a couple more, so several bottles of sake were placed on the table for them both. Several maids quietly helped her adjust her clothes. A few minutes ago, the atmosphere was tense, but now the banquet was already set.
Simple side dishes were also served. The dinner was very sumptuous and included:
Radish and kelp soup, radish pickles, fresh radish strips, and radish sauce.
Beidou Xinwei stared blankly at the landlord's silly daughter treating him with this...she seriously suspected that the landlord was being incredibly stingy. She would go eat the special meal after he left.
But in fact, in ancient times, from the royal family to the common people, and from Japan in the east to Korea in the west, the aristocracy of these two countries all thought that radish was a delicious, tasty and high-end food, and a royal banquet would not be held without it.
"I've been thoroughly versed in Confucian classics since I was seven." This was true, Oda Nobuhime said immediately. "My father invited a professional noble from Heian-kyo to teach me the true Tang Dynasty pronunciation of Yayan Kunyin. What I just said is actually the meaning of the 'Four Books' and 'Five Classics' in Japanese. Even if you don't understand, you can understand. Lately, I've been studying the profound Tang Dynasty military strategy, 'The Art of War'. Have you heard of it?"
“…I’ve heard of it.”
"...You've heard of him?" Oda Nobuhime was stunned for a moment, then shook her head nonchalantly: "Ah, that's right! Sun Wu is so famous, I'm sure the Japanese samurai have heard of him. But let me tell you, it's not enough to just hear the name. You have to study carefully. Do you understand the 'spirit' of 'Sun Tzu'? Ahem, for example, I've been studying 'The Art of War' recently - 'Bingzhe, Guo Zhi Da Shi. Sisheng Zhi Didi, Sun Wang Zhi Daoao, no... ahem, subsidy subsidy.'"
Levi was stunned for a long moment. He finally understood the other person's stilted Chinese and a few fragments of words, which were related to Sun Tzu's Art of War. He finally realized that the other person was saying, "Warfare is a matter of great importance to a state, a matter of life and death, a matter of survival and destruction. It must be carefully considered." Oda Nobuhime figured the other person wouldn't understand anyway, so she just threw in a few random words to fool him.
"It's normal not to understand." Oda Nobuhime's eyes flashed with a gleam. "How about this, I heard that you want to improve yourself and hone your abilities. I think Chinese is very important, maybe even the most important skill. If you don't understand Chinese, how can you understand real technical articles? If you don't understand Chinese reading, how can you punctuate sentences? This is something you can't learn without more than ten years of hard work. How about this, you come to me, I'm a kind person, and I can spare some time every day to teach you Chinese..."
love.
It's the collapse of your own will—it's visceral and uncontrollable. Unless you pee and look in the mirror and decide you have absolutely no chance, if there's even a sliver of possibility, you'll unconsciously succumb to this mysterious biological instinct.
Oda Nobuhime is now in the feeling of first love in adolescence - as for why she fell in love for the first time at the age of 18, it may be because of her carefree personality and the will of the universe.
First loves usually don't lead to anything, primarily because: you're an ordinary person, and the person you like is also an ordinary person. There's no class divide between you, no possibility of success. If you're the naive son of a landlord, and your first love is the daughter of a tenant farmer who has to bow and scrape with you and owes you a few bushels of grain every year—see if your first love leads to anything, and it becomes your first night after three days.
【Ding! Awakening Skills【Chinese】
Level 60 (0/3050)
Skills: 1. Standard Mandarin (21st century)
2. Compatible with Mandarin of all dynasties (from 21st century BC to 21st century AD)
3. Accessible reading of simplified and traditional Chinese characters
4. Accessible reading of progressive classical Chinese (very plain classical Chinese)
5. Compatible with accent recognition in various regions.
Level 70 will unlock: Broadcasting Voice]
"Uh..." Beidou Xinwei initially felt aggrieved. How could a native Chinese speaker like him only have a Chinese proficiency level of 60? Then, seeing that the broadcasting voice wasn't unlocked until level 70, he understood what was going on. And he didn't think he had an accent, either. Wasn't this regional accent recognition compatible?
"I do understand a little bit." Beidou Xinwei looked at himself, feeling quite emotional as he suddenly awakened a level 60 skill. He then said to Oda Xinji, "You just said, 'War is the most important matter of state...' The last sentence was so strange, I didn't understand."
Although no one understood English, they had seen pigs run even if they hadn't eaten pork. Even if they hadn't seen movies, they had seen pornographic movies, and they could tell the authenticity of the accent right away. Oda Nobuhime and the other maids present fell silent.
"...What did you just say?"
"Chinese."
"Why is the Chinese you speak different from mine?" Oda Nobuhime hesitated for a moment, then shamelessly asked with a licked face, "Do you know how to recite it backwards?"
"Can't you recite it?"
"Of course I can!—I, I was just testing you."
"Therefore, it is governed by five things... Therefore, it is as quiet as a forest, as miraculous as the wind, as aggressive as fire, and as immovable as a mountain! It is as unpredictable as the shadow, and as powerful as thunder..."
What's so hard about this?
"..."
Beidou Xinwei watched Oda Xinji's expression change from shock and disbelief to anger, unwillingness, and stamping of feet! - and then finally fascinated, leaning over the table to watch him read and recite the entire text with emotion.
"That's about all I have to say." Feeling the other person's expression change, Beidou Xinwei felt it was not appropriate to continue showing off like this. It was easy to be fooled: "Do you have any other questions?"
"Just now... uh, what were you talking about?"
"Chinese?"
"Then why can't I understand?" Oda Nobuhime leaned on the low table and tilted her head. The food had long been removed, and there was only a head on the low table that was not even as good as a carrot.
There is a purity in his eyes that has not been polluted by knowledge.
"..."
Chapter 10 High and hard!
Beidou Xinwei pinched the bridge of his nose, his face a constipated. He felt like the type who gets a 60 on a test and thinks he's awesome, only to be clueless when asked. It's understandable; after all, I was the same when I took the teacher's certification exam. Passing is a win, any extra points are a waste. But the butt determines the brain. I've already been promoted to the teaching class, which makes me different from you, the students and peasants. He who slays a dragon will eventually become a dragon...
"Your Highness, let's talk about something else." Beidou Xinwei felt that the other party's intelligence seemed to be still underdeveloped, which was normal. Some people only understand the importance of social etiquette and intelligence after experiencing certain things. "What do you think of the Oda family at present?"
"Very strong." Oda Nobuhime gave a reason without hesitation: "We just defeated the Matsudaira clan."
"...Let me ask this in a different way." Beidou Xinwei had done a lot of research recently and learned a lot: "Our Oda clan, the so-called Oda clan. Do you know what the situation is?"
"My father is the head of the family!"
“…” Beidou Xinwei.
The idea of female-oriented literature is that my father is the head of the family, so I have a noble status and I am awesome.
"Okay, let's just take it as a random guess, but how many families are there in the Oda clan?" You can't reason with a child's way of thinking, you have to proceed step by step.
"Uh..." The fire was extinguished instantly.
Beidou Xinwei raised a finger and slowly said, "If you don't want to talk about it, let me tell you. After the Muromachi shogunate was established... well, the Sasaki family was a member of the shogunate's family. Through nepotism, they became the shugo of Echizen, Owari, and Totomi, a hereditary system. Because the distance between them was too great (a mere 100 kilometers as the crow flies), it was difficult to govern. So, the Sasaki family, headquartered in Echizen, appointed the Oda family as the shugo deputies of Owari, the local region."
"That's right." Oda Nobuhime nodded and said with satisfaction: "My Oda family has been the guardian of Owari for over a hundred years. We are descendants of a famous family! Yes..."
"He was a retainer of the Sasaki family, and he was appointed by the Sasaki family. But now Owari is no longer part of the Sasaki family." Hokuto Nobuyuki looked at the girl's boastful expression and raised two fingers. "A hundred years ago, during the Onin War, the Shogun family split, and the Sasaki family split with it, and your Oda family split with it."
"Well... in troubled times, it's normal for brothers to be enemies." This is what the person who later stabbed her brother to death (Oda Nobuhime) said.
"The main Oda family governs the four upper counties of Owari Province (Hatan, Nakajima, Kasugai, and Hakuri); the branch Oda family governs the four lower counties of Owari Province (Aichi, Chita, Kaito, and Kaisei)—and the branch family itself has three important ministers. One of these is the family of your Highness's ancestor, 'Dan Masatada,' right?"
Owari Province is roughly 1,700 square kilometers, about 1/35 of Tongliao, and has a population of less than 400,000, about 1/7 of Tongliao. To tell you a hell of a joke, Japan's Warring States period lasted almost a hundred years, and the chaotic situation of each nation fighting for its own people actually led to a much larger population than when the evil feudal emperors gave random orders, with a subtle trend of doubling.
Oda Nobuhime's father ruled over one-eighth of Owari, or one-two hundred and eighty-tenths of Tongliao; he had a population of about 50,000 people under his command.
Oda Nobuhime's official name is: Taira (ancestor), Oda (surname), Dan Masatada (branch ancestor), Sanniang (rank), Nobuhime (given name). Oda is not her surname, but her surname. The names of District 11 are rather odd; here, they are generally referred to as Oda and Nobuhime.
"In general, your family is a branch of the true rulers of this area (the Shogun, the Ashikaga clan) (the Shugo, the Sasaki clan) (the Oda main clan) (the Oda branch clan) (a key official of the Oda branch clan)." Hokuto Nobuyoshi spread his hands and said, "To this day, your father has still not been able to unify all of Owari. Lower Owari obeys orders but not orders, while Upper Owari neither obeys orders nor orders. He simply seeks to block the enemy's interests. So, Princess: your nobility is actually worthless. It's not your family's due that you have everything."
If this were a typical female protagonist in a female-oriented novel, she would have exploded by now! This kind of rigorous logic, mental health, and objective materialism should not appear in female-oriented novels. However, this is simply historical truth. Oda Nobuhime was not an ordinary woman who would slap Hokuto Nobuo, nor was she an ordinary feudal lord of this era who would just stab Hokuto Nobuo.
The girl was silent for a moment, as if she had grown up in an instant.
"You mean... our family isn't the real ruler?"
"No, your family is the true ruler. I'm just telling you a Chinese saying: 'Does the Son of Heaven have a specific lineage? He who has strong soldiers and horses is the ruler.'" Beidou Xinwei translated this into Japanese and repeated it to the other party, then gently coaxed him, "A true ruler doesn't rule legitimately because of his status, but because everyone believes he's legitimate. The best way to do this is through the machinery of violence—the military, the law enforcement, and the like. And what keeps these people loyal to you isn't your natural status as heir, but who can bring them benefits."
"Power and money are the two noblest things in the world. They will not bow to anyone. On the contrary, they only choose to temporarily reside with people they think are suitable. When the rulers are satisfied with the basic conditions of 'rights', the rights exist; when the rulers cannot be satisfied, 'rights' will change hosts. After Heian-kyo, there was the Kamakura shogunate, and after the Kamakura shogunate, there was the Ashikaga shogunate; who will be after the Ashikaga shogunate depends on who is capable!" Beidou Xinwei felt that he had explained it clearly enough.
"Then..." Oda Nobuhime suddenly felt like she had grasped something. This boy before her... was he really 14? That was a bit too transcendent! She had never heard anyone say such things to her before. Loyalty and betrayal could be analyzed very rationally—but sometimes, rationality didn't work so well.
For example, at this moment, she was completely obsessed with the thought: "The boy in front of me is so handsome!" This kind of self-indulgent indulgence is an irresistible biological instinct.
"How do you think I can become the head of this family? You know, my brother and I have always had a bad relationship. My family believes that it will be difficult for a woman to inherit the family heir. I..."
"The Tang Dynasty had empresses, and Japan had female emperors. It's just about profit, simple enough." Beidou Xinwei saw that the other party finally started to think, and felt that he had made money today. If he didn't blackmail the other party for a thousand or eight hundred coins today, it would really be a shame for his eloquence: "You can make your retainers feel that only by following you can they obtain the greatest benefits, and they can keep on coming. To accomplish this, you must eliminate all enemies. Your brother is Oda Nobuyuki, right? The retainers support him, and so do the relatives outside. This is good. A group of scattered sand is nothing special. It's easy to kill them by forming alliances. What can't be solved politically can be solved on the battlefield. What can't be solved on the battlefield can be solved politically. If you understand this, you can easily control Owari."
It was effortless. I won over some, suppressed some, elevated some, and belittled some. In the end, I killed them all, leaving only myself. Owari was too small to hold both families.
"Oh oh oh!" Oda Nobuhime was fooled by Beidou Nobuo, and suddenly felt that the values of the whole world had changed.
It turns out that I am really a member of the female channel's "Divine Cult of the First and Second Classes". Now I finally understand that the Divine Cult of the First and Second Classes is bullshit! I have a knife in my hand, I am not going to play bullshit with you about the Divine Cult of the First and Second Classes!
"Snap!" Oda Nobuhime stretched out her scallion-like fingers, and her fair little hand grasped the large hand of Beidou Nobumi. However, she didn't just say "Your hands are so big," as a normal woman would.
"I heard that King Wen of Zhou heard the cry of a phoenix when he achieved his hegemony at the foot of Mount Qi, between Jing and Wei. After Duke Mu of Qin got Baili Xi, he felt as if he had heard the cry of a phoenix for the second time at the foot of Mount Qi! - What you said to me today was like thunder in my ears! It was like an epiphany! It was like I had heard the cry of a phoenix for the third time at the foot of Mount Qi! -" Oda Nobuhime grabbed Kitato Nobuo's hand and refused to let go.
Probably less than ten minutes ago, these hands were acting as masters of kneading.
To be honest, it's quite exciting.
"Your Excellency, I know that I am just an ordinary daughter of a minor daimyo, and being an heir is just my status. Perhaps I am not worthy of you - can you condescend to wait for a while! In time, I will definitely become a true guardian of Owari! By then, I will hire you to become a true elder and important retainer of our Oda family!" Oda Nobuhime suddenly pushed the table in front of her, and the girl knelt in front of Kitato Nobuyasu like a tiger.
The other party said a lot of heartfelt words, which were very touching.
Beidou Xinwei only had eyes for the peach buttocks raised high.
Although Beidou Xinwei is the soul of an adult, his current body is only 14 years old after all.
14 years old means health, impulsiveness, and complete lack of control! He's erect in the morning, erect at night, and even when he yawns, he's still erect. He'll be stunned for three seconds at the sight of a hole, and will spend a long time craving something even the slightest bit of food.
There is no way. As Kira Yoshikage said - I am boki.
Oda Nobuhime spoke in a high-sounding manner, kneeling on the ground and kowtowed for a long time in accordance with the fine tradition of the Japanese people. She spoke a lot of passionate words, waiting for Beidou Nobumi to enter the plot of the emperor and minister being in harmony - however, this matter was not as simple as the plot developed.
She raised her head slightly and saw the white jade pillars supporting the sky and the purple gold beams spanning the sea in front of her!
"...Pervert." The girl held it in her mouth for a long time before cursing out this word.
It's different from her previous voice, and even a little cute. And this voice sounds familiar.
But at this moment, her pretty face was as red as a dripping peach. For the first time in her life, she had been so intimate with a man in such an ambiguous room. As a beautiful girl from the Middle Ages, she was somewhat late in maturing, but she subconsciously cursed in a cute, coquettish tone, "What a pervert!"
"I, well..." His mind was spinning wildly, and the boy's face flushed. He felt that this matter was indeed a little awkward, but they were all adults (the other person was 18, he was 14. In ancient times, they were all adults. In modern times, who cares about your man's mood?). "Weren't you just..."
"Shut up! Pervert! - He looked so handsome just now, I almost fell for it! He's just a handsome pervert -"
In my previous life, when I was 14 years old, I was sweating on the basketball court; I could be happy all day just by watching the borderline ball; in my previous life, when I was 18 years old, I was sweating on the basketball court hoping that some female creature would notice me, and I could be happy all day just by watching the borderline ball.
This flesh-transmigrating body had never experienced anything like this in its two lifetimes, at the age of 14, let alone being thrust into by an 18-year-old sister when it was 14! There was something strangely ambiguous about this scene. Both parties' breathing quickened, and Beidou even found it embarrassing! He had actually been aroused by such a simple arousal! Where had the mindset of watching all the porn in the world gone?
The atmosphere has reached this point, although Oda Nobuhime is still a novice and has no idea what to do next.
But Beidou Xinwei had already followed his instincts, a familiar routine. When a woman looked at him like that, the next step was to simply kiss her slowly. There was no need for so much nonsense, but… it happened suddenly.
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