Mountain and Sea Museum

Ming Huo's first birthday party was very lively, everyone gave him various birthday gifts, among which the gift that Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu sent together was the most practical - a luxury gift bag of early childhood education toys for babies.

Minghuo picked up a building block and looked at the two of them speechlessly.

Dan Xiao said solemnly: "Xiaoyu and I have been choosing for a long time, and we think this gift is the most suitable for you, it is beautiful and easy to use."

Ling Muyu kept nodding: "When you are a few years older, uncle will pay you to enroll in specialty classes. We enroll expensive ones and don't save money. You can learn a little bit of any specialty, and you can't lose at the starting line."

Minghuo rolled his eyes, the bastard pushed and took advantage of him, and didn't think about why he was a generation shorter than him for nothing.

Fenghuang drank a few sips of fine wine, became so drunk that he couldn't control it and changed back to its original shape. The whole bird was flying crookedly and erratically. Yu, human beings have a poor capacity for alcohol hahaha, the Bai Ze family and Xiao Jiu are all drunk hahaha..."

Ling Muyu: "..."

This bird is so drunk and stupid that it laughs at humans.

Dan Xiao looked at Fenghuang, then stretched out his big hand, grabbed Fenghuang's neck and "teared" it off Ling Muyu's body, and threw it away.

Feng Huang was dizzy and fell head-down, drawing a parabola in the air, hitting Nine-Tailed Fox with a bang.

Nine-tailed Fox was eating roasted chicken with one hand and spicy strips with the other. After being hit like this, he fell to the ground and used it as a cushion. The roasted chicken and spicy strips also fell on the ground. It was so angry that it turned over and jumped on Fenghuang. , to fight it for three hundred rounds.

The other monsters immediately cheered happily around them, and the Fat Bird took this opportunity to kick the unsuspecting Fat Snake into the lake with a splash, and the Fat Snake fell into the water with a huge splash, knocking all the people on the shore, Sniper, Zhu Xi and the other demons were chilled, and He Luoyu directly changed back to its original form and dived into the water. Ten bodies like big fans crackled and slapped the Fat Snake. Of course, the Fat Snake would not be passively beaten.

The big monsters expressed their "love each other" in a conventional way, and the little monsters worked together to move the dining table away, lest the big monsters "love each other" too intensely and knock the dining table over.

During the process of "loving each other", one of the monsters "accidentally" kicked Zhang Shan, who was unconscious and drunk, and kicked a red mark on his face.

Bai Ze was furious: "Who kicked the hill?"

But none of the monsters admitted it.

Bai Ze didn't care about it, and immediately changed into his original form, joining the team of "loving each other".

"Bai Ze, you don't hit your face when you hit a monster."

"You're still slapping your face, you're excited, aren't you?"

"Aww, hit other places, don't hit your face..."

Holding a bowl of sweet soup, Ling Muyu felt that there was nothing to say to these stupid monsters, so she simply couldn't see it.

Ming Huo's accumulated spiritual power was exhausted at this time, and he had no choice but to turn back into a one-year-old baby, covered by a grown man's big clothes.

"Hahaha..." Ling Muyu burst out laughing.

Dan Xiao also smiled at the corner of his mouth, and squatted down to lift off the clothes covering Ming Huo's head. Under the clothes, the naked baby was lying on the ground, the chubby face was full of depression, and he yawned sleepily.

"It's time for you to lose weight." Dan Xiao pinched Minghuo's fat arm, wrapped him in clothes, and held him with one arm.

"Let's go, go to rest, it's very noisy here." Dan Xiao held Ling Muyu's hand and was about to go back to the bedroom.

Ling Muyu put down the sweet soup and was led away.

When passing by Ji Meng, he even greeted him, saying that the three of them went to rest first, and it was so late today, it would not be safe for Li Jiujia to drive back late, so he asked him to arrange Li Jiujia's dormitory.

Ji Meng ate the roast chicken, nodded casually, glanced at the drunk Li Jiujia hanging on his body, looked at the sky speechlessly, and continued to eat the roast chicken.

Ling Muyu left, and said to Dan Xiao: "Is Li Jiujia drunk too? Hug Ji Meng so tightly."

"It's all spiritual wine for thousands of years. Humans can't drink it. The spiritual energy is too strong, and one cup will make you drunk." Dan Xiao's voice came from afar.

While eating the grilled chicken, Ji Meng told Xiao Jiu that he couldn't drink this wine, but if he didn't believe it, he went to drink fine nectar, and got drunk to a puddle of mud, hmph!

He is a god, can he still deceive people?

"Mengmeng, Mengmeng, Mengmeng..."

Li Jiujia, who was drunk, was actually not so unconscious, but drunk and cowardly, not to mention that he was not too cowardly a human being, so the only bit of mind he had was spent on eating tofu.

Holding Ji Meng tightly with both hands, rubbing his face on the other's shoulders, muttering in his mouth, he looks like a little bird clinging to others.

"Mengmeng, Mengmeng, you are so cute, I like you." She also took the opportunity to confess.

"Even if you are taller than me and have a flat chest, it doesn't matter, I like you." Taking the opportunity to confess, she also complained with real feelings.

After eating a roast chicken, Ji Meng rubbed his oily hands on Li Jiujia, proudly raised his chest and said, "Who dares not like me!" The rain drenched him to death.

Li Jiujia hummed and smirked: "I like Mengmeng the most."

Ji Meng glanced at Li Jiujia, saw that he was flushed with drunkenness and complimented himself, so he didn't care about the fact that he was hanging on his body and groping, picked him up, and said to himself: "Look at you like this!" If you believe in this God, I will let you sleep in the house."

He walked to the "bedroom" while talking, opened the door of the room next door to him, and threw Li Jiujia on the bed to let him sleep, without helping him take off his clothes or cover him with a quilt.

After making arrangements for Li Jiujia, Ji Meng went back to his room, took off his clothes and walked to the separate bathroom.There is a very large bathtub in the bathroom. After attracting mountain spring water, Ji Meng completely turned into his original appearance and lay down in the bathtub.

Gods are actually dust-free and do not need to reincarnate, but Ji Meng, as the god of rain, especially likes water. He used to like to play in Zhangshui, and there will be a storm when nothing happens.

Now Zhangshui is gone, and many other waters have been polluted by human beings. After swimming in it, there is a strange smell on his body. He can only use mountain spring water to soak in it every day.

Here Ji Meng was soaking in water, Li Jiujia in the next room struggled a few times, finally got out of bed, walked out softly, opened the door, he was stunned.

Outsiders are not allowed to enter the "bedroom" behind the museum, and this is his first time here. The corridor courtyard outside the door made his dizzy mind even more dizzy, but he didn't get dizzy from a very important question —Which room does Ji Mengmeng live in?

Just as he was hesitating whether to continue looking for Ji Mengmeng or go back to sleep, the monsters who wobbled back gave him the answer.

"Human, why are you in my room?" Tao Tie roared angrily.

Li Jiujia's dull brain took a while to react, and she apologized again and again: "I'm looking for Ji Mengmeng, do you know where she lives?"

Taotie snorted coldly, took Li Jiujia to the door of Ji Meng's room in the blink of an eye, kicked the door open, pushed the man in, and shouted inside: "Ji Meng, I brought your people here. , don't let your people run around, or... hum!" It left after threatening, and closed the door with its paws.

Li Jiujia was staggered by Taotie's push, and after finally standing still, he looked around the room.

Ancient and desolate decoration style bedroom, the light on the candlestick on the wall is not electric lamps or candles, but soft light luminous pearls, a few luminous pearls illuminate the room brightly, and a black dress embroidered with silver dragon patterns is thrown on the floor , it was the deep clothes that Ji Mengmeng was wearing today.A landscape screen with eight screens separates the room. Behind the screen, the light is brighter and there is the sound of water. It should be the bathroom.

It turned out that this was Mengmeng's boudoir.Li Jiujia smiled idiotically, and found a chair to sit down, looking very cute, although he preferred to sit on the big carved bed.

"Mengmeng, I'll sit here and wait for you." Li Jiujia yelled in the direction of the screen.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ji Meng's voice came from the side of the screen: "Bastard Taotie, beat him tomorrow."

As he spoke, Ji Meng turned around the screen and met Li Jiujia who was sitting on the chair.

Li Jiujia opened his eyes wide, looking down from Ji Meng's dragon horns, then the long eyes, dragon beak, arms with silver feathers, strong chest muscles, abdominal muscles, and then down...

He blinked, looked up to confirm that the body of the dragon head was indeed Ji Meng, and then down...

He rubbed his eyes, staring at the part that was still majestic even in deep sleep, silent...

At this time Ji Meng said: "I forgot that the next door is Taotie's room, and I don't know which room I can live in. You can sleep with me tonight."

Li Jiujia: "..."

Ji Meng: "Why don't you speak?"

Li Jiujia: "..."

Ji Meng thought that this human being was stupid for drinking, so he hurried over and pushed him, and asked, "What's the matter with you? Just tell me if you have something to do!" Since you believe in this god, you brought delicious roast chicken Above, the God who can help you will definitely help you fulfill your wish.

Then, he felt a part of himself being held.

He lowered his head, looked at a certain part of himself and the hand holding that part, and then followed the hand to look at the face of the owner, furious!

The beard and hair on the dragon's head: "Bold man! Let go of your claws!"

Li Jiujia held it, squeezed it, looked up at Ji Meng's faucet, and said in a voice full of disbelief, "Mengmeng, are you real?"

Ji Meng was furious, slapped Li Jiujia's hand away, lifted him up by his collar, opened his mouth and shouted: "Who told you it was fake?!!"

In the roar, he unconsciously brought spiritual power, Li Jiujia was stunned, his head tilted, and he fell limp, only supported by the collar held by Ji Meng.

"What are you doing?!" Ji Meng was stunned for a moment, feeling extremely depressed, he threw Li Jiujia onto the bed and lay down himself.

The room was suddenly quiet, and after a while, there was a rustling sound on the bed, and it was Ji Meng who turned over on the bed depressed.

Turn over, so depressed.

Continue to turn, still very depressed.

Looking down at a certain part of myself, I couldn't be more satisfied with this size, but why is it still depressed?

Ji Meng was depressed all night, while Li Jiujia had a dream all night.

In the dream, he confessed to Ji Mengmeng, and Ji Mengmeng also accepted his confession, and then he kissed his lover with his feet, and the two of them fought like firewood, kissing so hard, just like every time he had dreamed before. same scenario.

But this time, his erotic dream took a magical turn——

They were still inseparable from each other, tearing each other's clothes wildly, and finally saw each other naked, and then Ji Mengmeng took his hand and went down. objects.

Ji Mengmeng asked him shyly, "Is it big?"

He was terrified, Ji Mengmeng pushed him down, and still said shyly: "I knew you liked it." Then she gave him this and that.

Li Jiujia opened his eyes suddenly, obviously frightened by the scene in the dream, he was still panting when he sat up from the bed.

It was already bright outside, and there was no one else/god in the room except him. When he got up from the bed, there was a knock on the door, and Ling Muyu said outside, "Mr. Li, are you up yet?"

"Get up." Li Jiujia replied loudly, "Sorry, I overslept."

Ling Muyu smiled and said: "It's okay, there are clean clothes beside the bed, please go to the bathroom next to the office to wash up, and come to the greenhouse for breakfast after you are done."

Li Jiujia thanked her again and again, picked up the clothes beside the bed, it was a set of dark clothes.After changing, the size of the clothes was slightly larger, he thought, it should be Ji Meng's.

He remembered the dream he had, and the scene in the dream ran through his mind like a fast-forward movie, and then a picture jumped into his mind, that was him holding the faucet Ji Meng, and Ji Meng in the dream had always been It's a humanoid...

So, that was not a dream? !

Li Jiujia ran out in a panic, and almost fell because of the too long hem. He wanted to confirm immediately that he was really dreaming.

When he arrived at the flower house, he met Ling Muyu head-on, immediately grabbed him and asked, "Is Ji Meng a man or a woman?"

Ling Muyu felt that everyone was a partner, so there was no need to hide it, so she said, "Ji Meng is a male god, and Ji Mengmeng is a master of women's clothing."

"..." As if struck by lightning, Li Jiujia let go of his hand, and leaned against the door frame of the hut in a daze, his eyes happened to meet Ji Meng who was having breakfast in the hut.

Wearing a pink embroidered peach blossom skirt, her hair tied up in a cloudy bun, the goddess who is so beautiful and so fascinating is actually a male god?

God! ! !

They stared at each other for a moment, Ji Meng glared at Li Jiujia, and continued to drink shredded chicken porridge without looking at him.

Li Jiujia was even more disappointed.

In the 32 years of my life, I fell in love with a woman for the first time, but I didn't expect...

His first love died before it even started.