Mountain and Sea Museum
Chapter 93
On Minghuo's first birthday, Ling Muyu had long said that he would have a party. After seeing what the party looked like on TV, the monsters were looking forward to it. They all looked forward to Minghuo's first birthday coming sooner.
The garden behind the museum has been removed by the monsters to an open space, and several dining tables are placed at random in the open space, and cakes of various shapes have been placed on one of the large dining tables.The cakes were ordered by Ling Muyu at several cake shops in the city. There were over a hundred cakes, large and small. They were delivered from the city early this morning and arrived at noon.
On the other dining table are all kinds of wine, all brought out by the big monsters and stored for thousands of years. The middle jar is the wine that Dan Xiao dug out from his sleeve. Tens of thousands of years ago, he brewed Nadi ointment with Langganzi and Biguizi.
At that time, the wine was going to be brewed and eaten with grilled fish. Who knew that after the wine was sealed, it was put in Dan Xiao's sleeve. He and Shi Tui both forgot about it. It was Ling Muyu who asked him what he had a few days ago. When drinking, I rummaged through the world in my sleeves, and the wine was found again.
The aroma of the wine is very domineering. Once the mouth of the altar is opened, all the aromas of other wines are suppressed, and the strong sense of presence lingers in the nose, as if to say "come, come and drink me".
Li Jiujia followed Ling Muyu into the museum, and smelled an intoxicating aroma of wine from a long distance. The aroma became more pronounced as he walked back, but it was not offensive.
After turning into the back garden, the scene in front of him shattered the three views he had rebuilt during this time.
Li Jiujia has long known that many of the specimens in the museum are not specimens, but real monsters, and the employees are also transformed from various little monsters, but so many living monsters are drooling around the dining table, it is really a test. of nervous strength.
In particular, these monsters turned their heads to look over in unison, a little horrified.
"Huohuo is here, Xiaoyu, can I have cake and drink?" The monsters cheered, their paws ready to move.
Ming Huo kicked his legs in Dan Xiao's arms, and said angrily: "No, yes, call." These stupid monsters dare to call him Huo Huo, bold!
Dan Xiao stretched out his hand, threw Minghuo who had kicked him several times on Taotie's back, and made Minghuo baby pluck Taotie's hair in anger.
"Hahaha..." The majestic Demon God in those days has now turned into such a soft-handed and chubby figure. No matter how many times he watched it, Ji Meng felt very amused, and burst out laughing out of shame for the Demon God.
Li Jiujia saw Ji Meng, walked quickly to his side, and greeted him with a smile: "Mengmeng."
"Xiao Jiu." After Li Jiujia's subtle influence many times, Ji Meng now calls him Xiao Jiu very freely.
Li Jiujia smiled very happily, and all the gloom in the morning turned into green smoke and dissipated in Ji Mengmeng's beauty.
Dan Xiao walked to an empty dining table, shook his hand, and put all the roast chicken on it. Because it was packed very tightly in an insulated box, the monsters gathered around curiously, picked it up and looked at it.
"What is this?" Fat Relict Bird asked, holding one in its two wings.
Ling Muyu replied: "Boss Li sent it, roast chicken."
When Ji Meng heard that it was his favorite roast chicken, he flew over to get a box.
Minghuo grabbed Taotie's hair and got off its back, not forgetting to declare the roast chicken's sovereignty: "I, of, send, of, of me."
The nine-tailed fox flicked its nine big tails, "This is Xiao Jiu's birthday present for Huohuo?! Then we must eat it!"
Being led by Ji Meng, the monsters are also called "Little Jiu, Xiao Jiu" Li Jiujia.
Xiaojiu stood next to Ji Meng and helped him remove the insulation box, and said silently in her heart: Really, I bought it for my Mengmeng, and brought some for the monsters by the way.
"Wait a minute, don't eat right now." Ling Muyu, who was about to go to the kitchen, reminded the group of gods and monsters, "When the dishes are ready, you can't eat until Minghuo blows out the candles."
Ji Meng was holding a roast chicken and was about to bite it with his mouth open. After being stopped by Ling Muyu, he said unwillingly: "Why do you have to wait until the candles are blown out to eat? I'm so hungry now."
Ling Muyu disdainfully said: "It's a joke, you're still hungry even if you're a god? Of course you have to blow out the candles first on your birthday. I don't know about the sense of ritual. The sense of ritual is very important."
Ji Meng held on to the grilled chicken depressedly.
When Ling Muyu took Dan Xiao to the kitchen and couldn't see him, Li Jiujia secretly said to Ji Meng, "Mengmeng, why don't you eat quietly, and I'll help you block it from Mr. Ling."
Ji Meng's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he whispered to him: "Then you help me block it, I'll eat it quickly."
He said that he was about to become a leader and eat chicken, but unexpectedly, the whispers were heard by the surrounding demons, and all the demons said in unison: "You steal it, I will tell Xiaoyu."
Ji Meng: "..." Bastard monster.
Li Jiujia: "..." I forgot so many light bulbs.
When it was just getting dark, the kitchen finally started to serve food, and several large grills were moved out, two of which were two lambs—their favorite grilled whole sheep.
There were no street lights in the garden, so many huge night pearls were placed on the trees. The monsters turned into human shapes one after another, and Ji Meng, who was fully human, wanted to change back to the dragon head, but was stopped by Ling Muyu.
"Why?" Longtou ate a lot.
"Everyone is in human form, but you are holding a dragon's head, which is very disruptive to the painting style."
"Then Ao Qi and Wei Feng are still in their original form."
"...They want to transform into form, and they want, can, transform, ah!"
Ji Meng was silent, but very dissatisfied.
Ling Muyu rolled his eyes at him: "Compared to children, you'll be better off."
Li Jiujia pulled Jimeng's sleeve and said, "You look pretty like this."
Ji Meng muttered: "What's the use of looking good, and you can't eat meat too much."
"Just be content with it." Taotie passed by, humming: "I can eat a whole roasted whole lamb with one mouth. I'm not just a human being, I have to be gentle when I eat."
Ji Meng: "Hehe."
Taotie said the word "gentlemanly", it's very funny, isn't it!
In front of the dining table where the cake was placed, Ling Muyu took out the "1" candle from the cake shop, first inserted it into the largest cake that was made into a big flower ball, and then rummaged around.
"What's wrong?" Seeing this, Dan Xiao came over to ask.
Ling Muyu raised her head and said, "Without a lighter, how should I light the birthday candles?"
When Fu Dou heard this, he volunteered to help light the candles, and when he opened his mouth, a string of flames burst out, scaring Ling Muyu to swallow it quickly.
"It's dangerous, don't burn the cake." Ling Muyu was in a lingering fear, the flame was only a palm away from the cake, and the cream on the cake was melted by the high temperature.
Seeing that the cake they had been thinking about all afternoon was almost burned, the monsters surrounded Fudou and wanted to beat it.
"I also want to light candles, light the candles earlier, and eat the cake earlier!" Fu Dou argued loudly.
When the monsters heard it, they felt that what it said was very reasonable, so they struggled between beating or not.
"Crack~"
The sound of a metal lighter igniting, Ling Muyu looked at Li Jiujia, who smiled, "I have a lighter."
Ling Muyu watched him light the candles, and then put "1" candles on all the cakes for him to light, and joked: "Fortunately, you came today, otherwise we would have to make a torch to light the candles."
Li Jiujia laughed, "There is a convenience store at the foot of the mountain, just go and buy a lighter. It doesn't need to be so complicated to make a torch."
Ji Meng watched from the side and said, "It's good to make a torch, it's interesting."
"Yes, torches are really interesting." Li Jiujia agreed without principle.
Dan Xiao glanced at him and said nothing.
All the candles were lit, and Bai Ze, who ran out for his Nth honeymoon, brought Zhang Shan back to the museum at the last moment. Under the eyes of all the demons condemning him, he quickly took out the souvenirs he brought back, "Blow out the candles and eat the cake first, Yaoyao has a share, don't worry."
For the sake of the gift, all the demons decided to forgive Bai Ze and his family, and turned their eyes to Ming Huo, waiting for him to blow out the candles.
Minghuo looked at the lit "1"s all over the table, and said helplessly, "Many."
"Real body." Dan Xiao took out a suit of clothes and threw them on him.
Minghuo hummed softly, a dark light flashed across his body, his figure was elongated and tall, and the light blue bear's little clothes were torn apart. After a while, the demon god Minghuo stood naked by the dining table, bending over He picked up the clothes on the ground and put them on one by one.
Li Jiujia watched in shock as the little baby turned into a man about 1.9 meters tall, and Ji Meng said from the side: "This is the ancient demon god, the demon king of obsession."
Li Jiujia hesitated and said, "That..."
Ji Meng: "Huh?"
Li Jiujia: "Why do monsters have clothes on their bodies, but demon gods are naked?"
Ji Meng explained: "Monsters have hair and scales on their bodies, and their clothes are made of their hair or scales. God has no hair."
Li Jiujia turned his eyes left and right, coughed, and asked in a low voice, "What about you? You don't have any clothes for your transformation...?"
"You want to see me take shape?" Ji Meng asked.
Li Jiujia coughed worse, blushed slightly, and shook her head vigorously.
On the other end, Zhang Shan said to Ling Muyu, "Why do I think Li Jiujia is weird?"
"Is there?" Ling Muyu tilted his head to look at it, and after looking for a long time, he didn't find anything strange, so he said, "Don't worry about that, sing the birthday song quickly, the candles are about to burn out."
As soon as the monsters heard that they were about to sing the birthday song, they lined up reluctantly one by one. Feng Huang raised his head, and the birthday song in a wild tone was accompanied by rhythmic applause.
"..." Minghuo, Bai Ze, Zhang Shan, and Li Jiujia all looked stunned.
Ling Muyu supported Dan Xiao and couldn't help laughing, and Dan Xiao couldn't help laughing either.
That's right, the sense of ritual is so important for celebrating birthdays.
After the birthday song was sung, the stunned Minghuo finally came to his senses and blew out a third of the candles in one breath. Seeing this, the monsters hurriedly helped blow out the other candles, and then all looked at Ling Muyu eagerly.
Ling Muyu handed the knife to Minghuo, which was the signal to start eating.
Minghuo put the table knife aside, picked up the biggest cake and wanted to eat it all, and the monsters swarmed over to fight for it.
Ling Muyu quickly took two red velvet cupcakes and shared them with Dan Xiao, and then they went to the other dining table to eat fish.
Zhang Shan grabbed a tiramisu and ate it with Bai Ze.
Ji Meng flew out of the group of monsters with a cake in the shape of a cartoon bear. Seeing Li Jiujia looking at him stupidly, he reminded him: "The monsters here eat like this. If you don't grab it, you won't get it." have eaten."
"It's okay, I don't like sweets." Li Jiujia shook his head, and while the monsters were robbing cakes, he went to take several of the roast chickens he brought and gave them to Ji Meng, "Do you eat roast chicken? The signature dish of Jiujiu restaurant is served in limited quantities every day. I got to know the owner of their restaurant, and after talking a lot of good things, they agreed to bake [-] of them for me. Try it and see if it tastes good."
"Eat!" Compared to cakes, Ji Meng prefers roast chicken, so he gave Li Jiujia the cake that he ate until he had half a bear's body left, and he ate roast chicken.
Li Jiujia watched him eat with a smile, took a fork and slowly ate the remaining bear cake, "I know you like roast chicken, so I bought it for you."
"Buy it for me?"
"Correct."
"Isn't it for Mingzhu?"
"...I didn't know him, and I didn't know that today was his birthday."
Ji Meng stared at Li Jiujia for a long time, Li Jiujia smiled and let him look casually, after a while, he laughed and said: "You human being is very interesting, not bad."
"You are also very cute." Li Jiujia smiled, with tenderness in his eyes, and said, "Beautiful and cute."
On the other side, Zhang Shan elbowed Ling Muyu, "Brother Ling, I still think Li Jiujia and Ji Meng are weird."
Ling Muyu fed Dan Xiao a mouthful of grilled fish, and then his family looked in the direction of Li Jiujia Jimeng for a while, then turned to look at Zhang Shan together, and said together: "What's wrong?"
"..." Zhang Shan silently took the bowl to look for Bai Ze.
Show affection, who wouldn't!
The garden behind the museum has been removed by the monsters to an open space, and several dining tables are placed at random in the open space, and cakes of various shapes have been placed on one of the large dining tables.The cakes were ordered by Ling Muyu at several cake shops in the city. There were over a hundred cakes, large and small. They were delivered from the city early this morning and arrived at noon.
On the other dining table are all kinds of wine, all brought out by the big monsters and stored for thousands of years. The middle jar is the wine that Dan Xiao dug out from his sleeve. Tens of thousands of years ago, he brewed Nadi ointment with Langganzi and Biguizi.
At that time, the wine was going to be brewed and eaten with grilled fish. Who knew that after the wine was sealed, it was put in Dan Xiao's sleeve. He and Shi Tui both forgot about it. It was Ling Muyu who asked him what he had a few days ago. When drinking, I rummaged through the world in my sleeves, and the wine was found again.
The aroma of the wine is very domineering. Once the mouth of the altar is opened, all the aromas of other wines are suppressed, and the strong sense of presence lingers in the nose, as if to say "come, come and drink me".
Li Jiujia followed Ling Muyu into the museum, and smelled an intoxicating aroma of wine from a long distance. The aroma became more pronounced as he walked back, but it was not offensive.
After turning into the back garden, the scene in front of him shattered the three views he had rebuilt during this time.
Li Jiujia has long known that many of the specimens in the museum are not specimens, but real monsters, and the employees are also transformed from various little monsters, but so many living monsters are drooling around the dining table, it is really a test. of nervous strength.
In particular, these monsters turned their heads to look over in unison, a little horrified.
"Huohuo is here, Xiaoyu, can I have cake and drink?" The monsters cheered, their paws ready to move.
Ming Huo kicked his legs in Dan Xiao's arms, and said angrily: "No, yes, call." These stupid monsters dare to call him Huo Huo, bold!
Dan Xiao stretched out his hand, threw Minghuo who had kicked him several times on Taotie's back, and made Minghuo baby pluck Taotie's hair in anger.
"Hahaha..." The majestic Demon God in those days has now turned into such a soft-handed and chubby figure. No matter how many times he watched it, Ji Meng felt very amused, and burst out laughing out of shame for the Demon God.
Li Jiujia saw Ji Meng, walked quickly to his side, and greeted him with a smile: "Mengmeng."
"Xiao Jiu." After Li Jiujia's subtle influence many times, Ji Meng now calls him Xiao Jiu very freely.
Li Jiujia smiled very happily, and all the gloom in the morning turned into green smoke and dissipated in Ji Mengmeng's beauty.
Dan Xiao walked to an empty dining table, shook his hand, and put all the roast chicken on it. Because it was packed very tightly in an insulated box, the monsters gathered around curiously, picked it up and looked at it.
"What is this?" Fat Relict Bird asked, holding one in its two wings.
Ling Muyu replied: "Boss Li sent it, roast chicken."
When Ji Meng heard that it was his favorite roast chicken, he flew over to get a box.
Minghuo grabbed Taotie's hair and got off its back, not forgetting to declare the roast chicken's sovereignty: "I, of, send, of, of me."
The nine-tailed fox flicked its nine big tails, "This is Xiao Jiu's birthday present for Huohuo?! Then we must eat it!"
Being led by Ji Meng, the monsters are also called "Little Jiu, Xiao Jiu" Li Jiujia.
Xiaojiu stood next to Ji Meng and helped him remove the insulation box, and said silently in her heart: Really, I bought it for my Mengmeng, and brought some for the monsters by the way.
"Wait a minute, don't eat right now." Ling Muyu, who was about to go to the kitchen, reminded the group of gods and monsters, "When the dishes are ready, you can't eat until Minghuo blows out the candles."
Ji Meng was holding a roast chicken and was about to bite it with his mouth open. After being stopped by Ling Muyu, he said unwillingly: "Why do you have to wait until the candles are blown out to eat? I'm so hungry now."
Ling Muyu disdainfully said: "It's a joke, you're still hungry even if you're a god? Of course you have to blow out the candles first on your birthday. I don't know about the sense of ritual. The sense of ritual is very important."
Ji Meng held on to the grilled chicken depressedly.
When Ling Muyu took Dan Xiao to the kitchen and couldn't see him, Li Jiujia secretly said to Ji Meng, "Mengmeng, why don't you eat quietly, and I'll help you block it from Mr. Ling."
Ji Meng's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he whispered to him: "Then you help me block it, I'll eat it quickly."
He said that he was about to become a leader and eat chicken, but unexpectedly, the whispers were heard by the surrounding demons, and all the demons said in unison: "You steal it, I will tell Xiaoyu."
Ji Meng: "..." Bastard monster.
Li Jiujia: "..." I forgot so many light bulbs.
When it was just getting dark, the kitchen finally started to serve food, and several large grills were moved out, two of which were two lambs—their favorite grilled whole sheep.
There were no street lights in the garden, so many huge night pearls were placed on the trees. The monsters turned into human shapes one after another, and Ji Meng, who was fully human, wanted to change back to the dragon head, but was stopped by Ling Muyu.
"Why?" Longtou ate a lot.
"Everyone is in human form, but you are holding a dragon's head, which is very disruptive to the painting style."
"Then Ao Qi and Wei Feng are still in their original form."
"...They want to transform into form, and they want, can, transform, ah!"
Ji Meng was silent, but very dissatisfied.
Ling Muyu rolled his eyes at him: "Compared to children, you'll be better off."
Li Jiujia pulled Jimeng's sleeve and said, "You look pretty like this."
Ji Meng muttered: "What's the use of looking good, and you can't eat meat too much."
"Just be content with it." Taotie passed by, humming: "I can eat a whole roasted whole lamb with one mouth. I'm not just a human being, I have to be gentle when I eat."
Ji Meng: "Hehe."
Taotie said the word "gentlemanly", it's very funny, isn't it!
In front of the dining table where the cake was placed, Ling Muyu took out the "1" candle from the cake shop, first inserted it into the largest cake that was made into a big flower ball, and then rummaged around.
"What's wrong?" Seeing this, Dan Xiao came over to ask.
Ling Muyu raised her head and said, "Without a lighter, how should I light the birthday candles?"
When Fu Dou heard this, he volunteered to help light the candles, and when he opened his mouth, a string of flames burst out, scaring Ling Muyu to swallow it quickly.
"It's dangerous, don't burn the cake." Ling Muyu was in a lingering fear, the flame was only a palm away from the cake, and the cream on the cake was melted by the high temperature.
Seeing that the cake they had been thinking about all afternoon was almost burned, the monsters surrounded Fudou and wanted to beat it.
"I also want to light candles, light the candles earlier, and eat the cake earlier!" Fu Dou argued loudly.
When the monsters heard it, they felt that what it said was very reasonable, so they struggled between beating or not.
"Crack~"
The sound of a metal lighter igniting, Ling Muyu looked at Li Jiujia, who smiled, "I have a lighter."
Ling Muyu watched him light the candles, and then put "1" candles on all the cakes for him to light, and joked: "Fortunately, you came today, otherwise we would have to make a torch to light the candles."
Li Jiujia laughed, "There is a convenience store at the foot of the mountain, just go and buy a lighter. It doesn't need to be so complicated to make a torch."
Ji Meng watched from the side and said, "It's good to make a torch, it's interesting."
"Yes, torches are really interesting." Li Jiujia agreed without principle.
Dan Xiao glanced at him and said nothing.
All the candles were lit, and Bai Ze, who ran out for his Nth honeymoon, brought Zhang Shan back to the museum at the last moment. Under the eyes of all the demons condemning him, he quickly took out the souvenirs he brought back, "Blow out the candles and eat the cake first, Yaoyao has a share, don't worry."
For the sake of the gift, all the demons decided to forgive Bai Ze and his family, and turned their eyes to Ming Huo, waiting for him to blow out the candles.
Minghuo looked at the lit "1"s all over the table, and said helplessly, "Many."
"Real body." Dan Xiao took out a suit of clothes and threw them on him.
Minghuo hummed softly, a dark light flashed across his body, his figure was elongated and tall, and the light blue bear's little clothes were torn apart. After a while, the demon god Minghuo stood naked by the dining table, bending over He picked up the clothes on the ground and put them on one by one.
Li Jiujia watched in shock as the little baby turned into a man about 1.9 meters tall, and Ji Meng said from the side: "This is the ancient demon god, the demon king of obsession."
Li Jiujia hesitated and said, "That..."
Ji Meng: "Huh?"
Li Jiujia: "Why do monsters have clothes on their bodies, but demon gods are naked?"
Ji Meng explained: "Monsters have hair and scales on their bodies, and their clothes are made of their hair or scales. God has no hair."
Li Jiujia turned his eyes left and right, coughed, and asked in a low voice, "What about you? You don't have any clothes for your transformation...?"
"You want to see me take shape?" Ji Meng asked.
Li Jiujia coughed worse, blushed slightly, and shook her head vigorously.
On the other end, Zhang Shan said to Ling Muyu, "Why do I think Li Jiujia is weird?"
"Is there?" Ling Muyu tilted his head to look at it, and after looking for a long time, he didn't find anything strange, so he said, "Don't worry about that, sing the birthday song quickly, the candles are about to burn out."
As soon as the monsters heard that they were about to sing the birthday song, they lined up reluctantly one by one. Feng Huang raised his head, and the birthday song in a wild tone was accompanied by rhythmic applause.
"..." Minghuo, Bai Ze, Zhang Shan, and Li Jiujia all looked stunned.
Ling Muyu supported Dan Xiao and couldn't help laughing, and Dan Xiao couldn't help laughing either.
That's right, the sense of ritual is so important for celebrating birthdays.
After the birthday song was sung, the stunned Minghuo finally came to his senses and blew out a third of the candles in one breath. Seeing this, the monsters hurriedly helped blow out the other candles, and then all looked at Ling Muyu eagerly.
Ling Muyu handed the knife to Minghuo, which was the signal to start eating.
Minghuo put the table knife aside, picked up the biggest cake and wanted to eat it all, and the monsters swarmed over to fight for it.
Ling Muyu quickly took two red velvet cupcakes and shared them with Dan Xiao, and then they went to the other dining table to eat fish.
Zhang Shan grabbed a tiramisu and ate it with Bai Ze.
Ji Meng flew out of the group of monsters with a cake in the shape of a cartoon bear. Seeing Li Jiujia looking at him stupidly, he reminded him: "The monsters here eat like this. If you don't grab it, you won't get it." have eaten."
"It's okay, I don't like sweets." Li Jiujia shook his head, and while the monsters were robbing cakes, he went to take several of the roast chickens he brought and gave them to Ji Meng, "Do you eat roast chicken? The signature dish of Jiujiu restaurant is served in limited quantities every day. I got to know the owner of their restaurant, and after talking a lot of good things, they agreed to bake [-] of them for me. Try it and see if it tastes good."
"Eat!" Compared to cakes, Ji Meng prefers roast chicken, so he gave Li Jiujia the cake that he ate until he had half a bear's body left, and he ate roast chicken.
Li Jiujia watched him eat with a smile, took a fork and slowly ate the remaining bear cake, "I know you like roast chicken, so I bought it for you."
"Buy it for me?"
"Correct."
"Isn't it for Mingzhu?"
"...I didn't know him, and I didn't know that today was his birthday."
Ji Meng stared at Li Jiujia for a long time, Li Jiujia smiled and let him look casually, after a while, he laughed and said: "You human being is very interesting, not bad."
"You are also very cute." Li Jiujia smiled, with tenderness in his eyes, and said, "Beautiful and cute."
On the other side, Zhang Shan elbowed Ling Muyu, "Brother Ling, I still think Li Jiujia and Ji Meng are weird."
Ling Muyu fed Dan Xiao a mouthful of grilled fish, and then his family looked in the direction of Li Jiujia Jimeng for a while, then turned to look at Zhang Shan together, and said together: "What's wrong?"
"..." Zhang Shan silently took the bowl to look for Bai Ze.
Show affection, who wouldn't!
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