Mountain and Sea Museum

Shock!The Zhang family's useless material counterattacked and became a Taoist partner with the only holy beast in the world, Bai Ze!

Such a shocking news shook the entire cultivation world in Huaguo.The realm of self-cultivation in Huaguo naturally includes the Zhang family in Puyang.

When Zhang Dounan received a call from his daughter, daughter-in-law, nephew, and grandson, he was so dazed that he seemed to be out of his body. Shi Hanchi, the vice president of the Xiu Management Committee and the head of the Yinyu Sect, sipped hot tea, looking like a fairy, casually Gossiping: "Brother Zhang, what's wrong? Could it be that something happened at home?"

Brother Zhang was still in a daze. The news was so shocking that he was so unprepared that he told the truth: "There is indeed something going on at home. My grandson is getting married today."

"Oh? Which grandson is Brother Zhang? Since it's a happy event, Brother Zhang should go home early."

"Zhang Shan."

"what?"

"It is Zhang Shan who is getting married today."

Shi Hanchi was surprised, didn't he just heard that the Zhang family intends to give this useless child a blind date, why did the child get married only two days after hearing the news, the Zhang family's action is fast enough, no, it's a bit ridiculously fast!

wrong!

Looking at Zhang Dounan's appearance, it seemed that he knew that Zhang Shan was going to get married today, that is to say, it was the useless child who didn't want to be manipulated by his family, so he decided to use a flash marriage to resist.

Shi Hanchi clicked his tongue twice in his heart, he didn't like Zhang Dounan's doting on children so much.If this happened to their Silver Feather Sect, no, their Silver Feather Sect would never have such a disobedience to their elders.

No matter how the times change, the cultivation world has always been patriarchal system. Parents and masters are respected. Those who disrespect teachers and disobey their elders will be expelled from the sect by their cultivation.

"Zhang Shan is a motivated child." Shi Hanchi was very satisfied with the adjective he chose, and smiled and persuaded Zhang Dounan, who was still in a daze, "After all, this child has too much contact with the world and has his own ideas. Brother Zhang, don't place too much on the child. Qi, I think he is a good person, and he has won the favor of God by his own strength." It is especially enviable and hateful.

Zhang Dounan took a look at Shi Hanchi, finally came to his senses, and immediately took his mobile phone to call his second daughter-in-law, but no one answered the call. He was really anxious to death, so he called his second daughter again. In the end, he was really helpless, and sent a message in the Zhang family's WeChat group to ask about Zhang Shan's wedding.

In the WeChat group, Zhang Bai quickly replied to him—[Xiao Shan said that the wedding was held at [-]:[-] p.m.I asked him for an invitation card, and the museum’s red chicken just sent it to me. Grandpa, I applied to call the helicopter at home. 】

Zhang Dounan was blown bearded and stared at by his grandson, holding his mobile phone, typing with two thumbs - [Bastard boy, you think of your own invitation card]

Zhang Bai——[Not only myself, but also my mother, aunt, several cousins ​​and Shui brothers]

Zhang Dounan went crazy - [What about grandpa's?Grandson gets married, what does it look like if grandpa doesn’t show up [crazy]]

Zhang Bai——[[The waves in the waves.gif]]

Zhang Dounan was almost vomited blood by his unlucky grandson. After Zhang Bai finished posting the emoji, he felt that he had gone too far, so he hurried to make up for it—[Grandpa, you are waiting at the repair management committee. I will let the helicopter pick you up first, and then go to the museum 】

That's more or less.

Zhang Dounan put away his mobile phone, and waited for his grandson to pick him up with peace of mind. Seeing that Shi Hanchi was still talking to him to comfort him, but with some inexplicable sense of superiority that he praised his grandson Zhang Shan secretly and boasted about his disciples , This made him very upset, so he came to a slander and a compliment: "This kid Zhang Shan has been very big-minded since he was a child, and I can't control him anymore. Sigh, it's about to hold a ceremony of knotting, and let me As a grandfather, the last one to know is to swear an oath to become a Taoist couple with the Lord Bai Ze, and even hide it, am I a feudal parent who does not allow children to fall in love freely?!"

"That's right, this child is really worrying, and Bai Ze..." Shi Hanchi felt something was wrong as he spoke, and grabbed Zhang Dounan's hand, "Who do you think your grandson will become a Taoist couple?"

Zhang Dounan shook off the "pincers" on his wrist with a smile, stroked the beard on his chin, and said, "It's the Lord Bai Ze, the only one in the world, the holy beast Lord Bai Ze."

Shi Hanchi: "..."

Zhang Dounan continued: "Oh, my grandson has always had his own ideas since he was a child, I can't control it, I can't control it!"

Shi Hanchi... Shi Hanchi heard this and wanted to hit someone.

Zhang Dounan is a bastard, he behaves like a good boy when he gets cheap.

Zhang Dounan: "I'm waiting for Zhang Bai to pick me up, and go to the museum to preside over the ceremony between Zhang Shan and Bai Ze Shenjun."

Shi Hanchi didn't want to talk to this bastard anymore, but when he turned his head to prepare to sulk, he suddenly thought—they, the Silver Feather Sect, can go to the museum to watch the ceremony!

Thinking in this way, he changed his smile and bowed his hands to Zhang Dounan: "Brother Zhang, congratulations, Lingsun Zhang Shan is indeed a good-looking talent, and Bai Ze Shenjun is a match made in heaven."

"Be courteous and courteous, and be happy together." Zhang Dounan clasped his hands back, marveling at his old colleague's face-changing skills, and secretly wary of his sudden face-changing.

When Shi Hanchi heard the word "Tongxi", he almost sprayed Ling Xiao's blood all over Old Zhang's face. The waste materials of Old Zhang's family counterattacked, and their Silver Feather Sect didn't feel any joy at all, thank you!

But I still have to finish: "Brother Zhang, it is a major event in my cultivation world to make Sun and Lord Bai Ze become a Taoist couple. My Silver Feather Sect and your family have always been on good terms, so how can we not add joy to the Zhang family? Woolen cloth."

Now Zhang Dounan wanted to spray Ling Xiao's blood all over Lao Shi's face.Old Shi's face is indeed thicker than Shi Shi's, and it's shameless to say that he wants to take advantage of it so freshly and refinedly.

Except for the repair management committee, this kind of similar dialogue happened in various places where there are children of the Zhang family in Puyang.

So before noon, Zhang Shan received various calls from the Zhang family asking if they could bring friends to watch the ceremony.

The reason why they didn't call Zhang Feixiong and his wife was because they were arrested in such a hurry that they didn't have time to get anything, including the mobile phone.

Zhang Shan was embarrassed by the calls from these people.

What is his status in the world of comprehension? He is like a mirror in his heart. These people do everything possible to come to the museum to watch the ceremony, not for Zhang Shan, nor do they sincerely bless him. the goal of.

He wanted to refuse directly, but was stopped by Bai Ze and his father.

Zhang Feixiong's reason was: "What are you refusing? Let them come. You have to follow suit when you come. There are gods in the Shanhai Museum, there is the God of Sichun, and there is a demon god who handles life and death warfare. Anyway, the Zhang family has some face in the cultivation world, and I am the richest man anyway, so they don’t dare to follow suit too lightly, or they will slap the museum and my Zhang family in the face. Since they dare to come, we will make a small fortune. "

When Bai Ze stopped Zhang Shan, he didn't think about the issue of followers, but he knew that Zhang Shan was looked down upon by these people since he was a child, and today he wants to let these people know that his people are something they can't look down on.

"It's no wonder Brother Zhang's father became the richest man. He is so financially savvy. I think I should learn more from him." Ling Muyu whispered to Dan Xiao, and the conversation was full of admiration for the richest man's father.

Dan Xiao squeezed his lover's hand, and whispered to his ear: "You are also very economical and smart. Look at our museum, and you manage it very well."

Ling Muyu agreed deeply, and smiled happily: "I also think I am very smart, hey, you said that I am really the God of Sichun, I think I am more like the God of Wealth."

Dan Xiao squeezed his face, "There is no such thing as a God of Wealth among the ancient gods, it was all granted and spontaneously believed in by human religions later on."

Ling Muyu expressed regret: "If I were the God of Wealth, maybe I would be the richest man now. At that time, people all over the country will call me 'Daddy'."

Dan Xiao recalled the words written by humans when he was browsing Weibo with his lover, tilted his head and looked at Ling Muyu, and said, "Father Ling, I want to give birth to a monkey for you?!"

Ling Muyu was stunned for a moment, and was overwhelmed by Dan Xiao's brilliant words.

Papa Ling and the like, the shame is too great, I can't bear it.

Dan Xiao pinched his chin and said, "Whoever dares to call you that, I will make him unlucky forever."

Short oil, the male god eats flying vinegar for no reason, it's so cute.Comrade Ling Xiaoyu hugged his male god's waist and laughed like a fool.

Bai Ze looked at the curator and the administrator as if there was no one around, and felt that as a beast who got married before the curator, he couldn't lose in showing affection, so he pulled Zhang Shan's arms towards his waist Wrap around.

But Zhang Shan's height is taller than Ling Muyu's, and it's the same height as its human form, so hugging it like this, it's not like a bird or a beast at all.Bai Ze thought for a while, then secretly adjusted his height, and Zhang Shan was immediately shorter than him.

Several gods and people in the office watched Bai Ze's figure change from the same height as Zhang Shan to more than half a head taller than Zhang Shan, approaching two meters in height.

God & Man: "..." Forget it, it gets married today, as long as it is happy.

Only Zhang Shan was a little worried. If his daughter-in-law raised her height, would he still be able to hug the princess at the wedding?

The small and inconspicuous demon from the museum went out to deliver the invitations. From around three o'clock in the afternoon, children from the Zhang family and guests arrived at the museum one after another.

Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao, as the parents of Bai Ze of the Shanhai Museum, together with Zhang Shan's parents, Zhang Feixiong and his wife, stood on the inside front of the museum... to welcome the guests.

That's right, people from the cultivation world who come to watch the ceremony need to buy a ticket to enter the museum——Brother Ling gave 120 likes to such an economically minded self in his heart.

The museum arranged an empty exhibition hall for the wedding, with tables and chairs, for the guests who came to watch the ceremony to rest and chat, waiting for the arrival of the wedding in the evening.

For this happy event, almost all families and sects in the cultivation world came, and even the Shan family, who was despised by Dan Xiao, had the cheek to take a favor from a collateral branch of the Zhang family, and came to the door with generous gifts.

Xu Wu, the mouse demon with the highest education, did not explain to the tourists in the exhibition hall, but was arranged to register the gifts given by the guests, and the black dragon Ao Wu Ao Liu assisted it.

The guests came to the door, and after greeting for a while, they all went to visit the exhibition hall that was being exhibited tacitly. The spiritual energy on the mountain is to nourish all things in the mountain, and human monks are not included in all things.

At 05:30 in the afternoon, the Shanhai Museum was closed and all the tourists were sent away. For the wedding tonight, all the monsters in the exhibition hall turned into human figures and jumped off their respective model mountains. Find the protagonist of tonight.

Zhang Shan and Bai Ze had already changed into shiny jewel wedding clothes, because there were too many jewels inlaid on the clothes, sitting down with their buttocks, Zhang Shan stood upright in the room.Ling Muyu, who was acting as the master of ceremonies, was reciting the speech, and Dan Xiao, as the god of marriage, put on a gorgeous black dress, so handsome that people couldn't look directly at it.

But all of this did not attract the attention of the monsters. Their eyes were all attracted by the two-meter-tall humanoid Bai Ze.

After the monsters are transformed into human forms, generally, the height of the male is between 1.8m and 1.8m1.6, and the height of the female is between 1.7m[-] and [-]m[-].Of course, their height can be adjusted at will, just like the original shape can be enlarged or reduced.

But adjust my height to two meters...

The monsters suddenly realized that they couldn't look shorter than Bai Ze, so regardless of their gender, they all adjusted their height to two meters.

After Ling Muyu finished reciting the passage, she turned her head and realized that she had become a dwarf, with a million muddy horses running through her heart.Fortunately, Dan Xiao is reliable and still maintains his original height, but his original height is taller than him, so Administrator Ling is still the shortest in the museum.

The cultivators who were waiting in the empty exhibition hall were invited to the wedding hall. As soon as they entered, they felt like they had entered the kingdom of giants. The cultivators fell into a deep silence when they saw a two-meter-tall giant monster that they had to look up to.

At [-]:[-] in the evening, this is the auspicious time calculated by Fat Yiniao. At [-] o'clock, Ling Muyu entered the venue as the master of ceremonies, speaking auspicious words to warm up the venue.

The human monks present looked at him with complicated hearts.I thought it was an ordinary human being, but who knew from the special team that it was actually the ancient god Sichun.

Especially Shan Zaicheng, when he thought of his son once plotting against Shanhai Museum and Dongjun, he regretted it so much.

And that Zhang Shan, if he had known that he had such good luck, he should have restrained his son and not offended others casually.

But thousands of dollars are hard to buy. I knew it earlier.

His proud son was revoked by the gods, not only became an ordinary person, but also shortened his lifespan.The person they thought was an ordinary human being who wanted to plot against him was actually an ancient god; the waste material they had never looked down upon, became a Taoist partner with the Lord Bai Ze, and since then, with the protection of the holy beast, it is not a problem to achieve great fortune.

The monks present were somewhat moved, but the Zhang family, especially Zhang Feixiong and his wife, were extremely happy.

The auspicious time has come, and the newcomers enter the arena.

Everyone turned their heads to the door of the auditorium. Zhang Shan and Bai Ze came in holding hands. Under the brilliant lights, the gemstones and gold thread embroidery on their bodies instantly blinded everyone's titanium alloy eyes.

"This happy dress..." Zhang Feixiong's eyes widened, Zhang Dounan looked at Er'er, afraid that he would say something inappropriate, and was about to stop him, when his son said, "It fits my son's identity too!"

Zhang Feihu asked, "What is Xiaoshan's identity?"

Zhang Feixiong said: "Brother, look at the gold thread, which is embroidered with Bai Ze, and look at the gems, which are shining. Doesn't this mean that Xiao Shan is Bai Ze's Taoist companion and the son of me, the richest man in China? It doesn't quite fit."

Zhang Feihu turned his head and pretended to be drinking, so he shouldn't have asked this question!

The monsters are super satisfied with the costumes they designed, while the monks are envious of the aura contained in the gemstones on the costumes, while secretly despising Zhang Shan's behavior of flaunting his wealth—for fear that others will not know that his father is the richest man.

Dazzled by gemstones, Ling Muyu continued her task of master of ceremonies very strongly, said a lot of praises to Zhang Shanbaize, and then invited Dan Xiao up to officiate the wedding and send God's blessings to the couple.Then the parents of the Zhang family, Zhang Dounan and Zhang Feixiong, came up to send their blessings.Finally, Fenghuang and Zhang Bai, as representatives of the same generation, sent blessings.

In this process, I don't know what strange TV dramas the monsters refer to.

After the blessing was over, Zhang Shan and Bai Ze faced each other, held hands tightly together, and said at the same time: "Zhang Shan/Bai Ze made an oath with Dao Xin today, and became a Taoist couple with Bai Ze/Zhang Shan. Unswerving."

After they swore with Dao Xin, each of them could sense the mysterious feeling, as if their words were recorded by the Dao of Heaven.

After the oath was over, Qilin immediately gave them a jade ring to exchange, and then Taotie sent a bouquet of flowers for them to throw at the guests.

"Bai Ze, come here." Zhang Shan secretly stuffed the bouquet to Bai Ze, "You have great strength." Usually it's the daughter-in-law who throws the bouquet.

Without saying a word, Bai Ze threw the bouquet out.Seeing that it was thrown by the god Bai Ze, all the monks scrambled to grab it for a good start.

The master of ceremonies, Ling Muyu, shouted: "Cut the wedding cake." The monsters were not calm as they watched the repairmen snatch the flowers, and they all surrounded the cake.

Making a wedding cake is very complicated, and it needs to be booked in advance. With Bai Ze's flash wedding model, there is no time to order a wedding cake, so Ling Muyu bought a lot of 3-pound red velvet cakes and put them together to make a big red wedding celebration Cakes, the monsters have been staring at these cakes for a long time.

The newlyweds were both holding table knives, and the cake was snatched away by monsters with just one knife, and Bai Ze and Zhang Shan were rushed into the bridal chamber.

"A spring night is worth a thousand dollars. The bridal chamber is the most important thing. Hurry up and go. We will eat the cake for you, so we won't make trouble in your bridal chamber."

Bai Ze wants to eat cake and want to have a spring night at the same time, it seems that he has reached the crossroads of animal life, and it is difficult to make a choice.

Zhang Shan held its hand and said dotingly: "Tomorrow we will go buy cakes. We will buy cakes of various flavors for you. You can eat as much as you want. Let's bridal chamber first today."

When Bai Ze heard this, he was delighted, and immediately dragged his man to the bridal chamber.

Ling Muyu saw that the couple had already gone to the bridal chamber, and the monsters were busy grabbing the cake. As the administrator of the Shanhai Museum, Ling Muyu had no choice but to shoulder the heavy responsibility of entertaining the guests, and smiled embarrassedly at the Zhang family.

The process of getting married by the monsters is simply... indescribable.