Mountain and Sea Museum

On the 2nd of January, tourists who had planned to visit Guhe Town and were sold by netizens, arrived at the Shanhai Museum and were shocked by how popular the museum is today!

The tourist service center and Que Gate are covered with red silk and red flowers.Entering the gate, the original cloud pattern avenue has become a red carpet avenue, with red flower balls dotted beside the avenue.Even in winter, the lush trees in the gardens on both sides disappeared, and all the trees were full of red plums. It happened to snow, and the white snow and red plums were very artistic.The inside and outside of the exhibition hall are also decorated with various red silk and red flowers. Many red happy characters are pasted on the pillars and walls, and festive small red flowers are hung on some specimens.This kind of festive dress was not missed even in the themed exhibition hall. No matter how good-looking the vampires in the exhibition hall were, they couldn't save the hot eyes of the mix-and-match style.

Some tourists who came yesterday and came back today expressed their shock at the fact that the museum became so popular overnight, and tourists who just came today took a picture of the museum, laughing that they might have come to a fake museum, but they actually entered it by mistake A large wedding venue.

Tourists and netizens who saw all kinds of photos posted on the Internet thought carefully, and there was only one truth-the owner was happy.

Then I don’t know who started to lead the rhythm. The official Weibo comment area of ​​Shanhai Museum was all neatly written "I wish the curator and administrator a happy marriage for a hundred years".

If Ling Muyu hadn't gone shopping with Dan Xiao early in the morning with the list given by Fat Yiniao, she would definitely be dumbfounded when she saw the official Weibo.

"This is a cake and a bouquet. Are they going to have a Chinese and Western wedding and a wedding?" Ling Muyu was urged to go out by the monsters at seven o'clock, and Dan Xiao took her to the city. At eight o'clock, I stood on the street looking at Fat Yiniao's ghostly talisman, "There are still these food, it seems that I didn't eat it yesterday, and I plan to make up for it at the wedding banquet today?"

Dan Xiao got together to look at the list, smiled, held his lover's hand, and said, "Let's go buy cakes first. I wonder if there are fish-flavored cakes."

"No." Ling Muyu sullenly was dragged away by her male god.

Fish cake?

How did the male god come up with it?

That's dark cooking, okay?

Here, Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao are going to make a big purchase.

In the museum, Zhang Shan was restless, thinking that he might have premarital anxiety.

Bai Ze had already left to go to Puyang to invite his mother, and Chu Wu and Fei Yiniao calculated his father's location through blood connections, and went abroad to invite his father back.

The other monsters in the museum were preparing for the opening. Seeing Zhang Shan pacing up and down nervously in the office, he couldn't help but say, "Why don't you go to sleep first, recharge your spirits, and welcome the wedding at night with a full spirit. "

Zhang Shan: "I'm nervous, I can't sleep."

All the demons: "..." But you walked around and looked at us, making us dizzy and making us want to sleep.

Zhang Shanyi grasped one of the nine-tailed fox's front paws and said, "Why am I getting married suddenly? I feel so unreal. I confessed my love to Bai Ze before, and it even lost its temper. Why did it suddenly get married?" Do you want me to marry you? Does Bai Ze like me or doesn't he like me? If he doesn't like me, why did he marry me? If he likes me, why does he get angry when I confess?..."

The temporary worker talked non-stop for several minutes, and the monsters couldn't get in if they wanted to, and ran away one after another if they couldn't take it anymore.

"Shut up!" Nine-Tailed Fox roared, interrupting the chatter of the temporary worker.If it weren't for the fact that the temporary worker was getting married today, it would have given him a slap in the face of his noise pollution.

Zhang Shan shut up, and looked at Nine-Tailed Fox aggrievedly. The latter pulled his claws out of his hand, stood up and shook his fur, "You guys should talk about the matter between you and Bai Ze in private, don't show it out." Enai." Hmph, show affection, die quickly.

"I didn't show affection, for me, I just don't understand Bai Ze's brain circuit, so I asked you." Zhang Shan grabbed the corner of the sofa, his face wrinkled like the sofa he was grabbing.

Nine-tailed Fox snorted coldly: "What you said is too ridiculous. You don't understand Bai Ze's brain circuit, so do I understand? I am Nine-Tailed Fox, not Bai Ze."

Zhang Shan muttered softly: "Isn't it because you are all monsters..."

After a while, he thought of another question. He grabbed the Nine-Tailed Fox's paw and made the fox stagger. He still had to worry about gain and loss: "Bai Ze won't abandon me all the time, right? It's a divine beast. Or an auspicious beast, it should be loyal and unswerving?"

"I'm a monster, not an auspicious beast. Why do you ask me! I can eat people, do you want to experience it?" For the sake of his marriage today, it endured it.

Zhang Shan let go of the Nine-Tailed Fox's paw, and waved his hand: "No experience, thank you." It's better to change to an auspicious beast to harm...uh, to exchange feelings.

After the Nine-Tailed Fox, Qilin was caught by a temporary worker, and he listened to him rambling in confusion with a lion face: "Qilin, I didn't expect to marry Bai Ze one day. When I was young, I was always bullied because of my cultivation aptitude. I fantasize that one day a great power will appear and teach me a set of unrivaled magic skills, so that I can defeat all those who bully me. Although I have not practiced the peerless magic skills yet, the only Bai Ze in the world belongs to me. I really do have the halo of the hero..."

Qilin twisted his face like a lion, the mane on his head was blown off, and looked pitifully at the other monsters for help.

The monsters pretended not to see them, and ran to the exhibition hall separately. Although it was not work time yet, they were good monsters who loved their jobs and worked hard hahaha.

Seeing this, the blood races hurried to the theme exhibition hall to pose.

Qilin... Qilin wants to fight a demon when he sees it!

On the other side, Bai Ze went to Jinyang Mountain in Puyang City, and found the cultivation cave that the Zhang family arranged on the mountain.

There are several rooms in the cave for self-cultivation and retreat, and each room is equipped with a gathering array for monks to practice and live in.

Bai Ze used his spiritual sense outside the cave to sense it. There were eight people in retreat, including three women. He didn't know which one was Zhang Shan's mother, so he communicated with his spiritual sense one by one—"Excuse me, are you Zhang Shan's mother? I’m Bai Ze, and I’m going to marry Zhang Shan tonight, so I’m here to ask you to witness our marriage.”

As soon as these words came out, the three women in the retreat were shocked, and one of them, a middle-aged woman with a good face and wearing the latest winter clothes of a famous foreign brand, ran out of the room quickly.

Then the other two women also ran out.The words that sounded in their spiritual consciousness were too much information, how could they have the mood to retreat and practice!

Bu Wenjun quickly ran to the outside of the cave, and saw a handsome man with white hair and white hair standing outside, he hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Hello, I am Zhang Shan's mother, may I ask, my son wants to marry you What means?"

"It means that Zhang Shan and I will unite and swear that we will never be separated again," Bai Ze explained.

Bu Wenjun was so shocked that he forgot to speak.Swear?The heart oath is the most important oath for a monk. If you swear with the heart of the Tao, if you violate the oath, the demons will enter your body.

The two women who came out one step later looked at each other when they heard the words "make a vow with one heart", and one of them saw that Bu Wenjun seemed to have been hit too hard and lost his mind, so he asked, "Which sect are you from?" Why do you want to become Taoist couples with my Zhang family's children, but don't follow my Zhang family's rules?"

Another person echoed: "That's the reason. Although Zhang Shan is not talented, he is also a child of my Zhang family. You look gentle and gentle, and you even took the name of a divine beast. Why are you acting so disrespectful?"

While the two were talking, the other monks from the Zhang family who had been notified by the two came out, among them was Zhang Bai, who saw Bai Ze and exclaimed: "Shenjun Bai Ze, why are you here?"

"Bai Ze?! Divine Lord?!" The two women who had just yelled at Bai Ze also exclaimed, looking at Zhang Bai and then Bai Ze in disbelief.

Zhang Bai nodded: "This is Lord Bai Ze, haven't you seen its human form?"

The two women almost fainted, but before they fainted, they wanted to beat Zhang Bai up.

— May I ask where they are going to meet the human form of Lord Bai Ze? !Before the museum opened to the public, they couldn't even get in the door!

The expressions of the other male monks were also indescribable, ranging from surprise to joy and surprise.

"Shenjun Bai Ze, may I ask if this is..." Zhang Bai asked.

Bai Ze said: "Come pick up my mother-in-law and go to the museum to witness my marriage with Zhang Shan."

Zhang Bai: "???"

Bu Wenjun: "..."

The monks of the Zhang family: "!!!"

Bai Ze walked up to Bu Wenjun with a smile, held her arm, and said, "Mother-in-law, we'll shrink into inches later, and we'll feel a little dizzy on the way, please bear with it for now."

After it finished speaking, it took Bu Wenjun and disappeared in front of the Zhang family.

A few members of the Zhang family directly fried the pot, quickly took out their mobile phones to call Zhang Dounan, and then called the rest of the Zhang family. Within half an hour, everyone in the Zhang family, including the head of the Zhang family and the collateral, knew that Zhang Shan was going to talk to Zhang Shan. Lord Bai Ze vowed to become a Taoist couple.

Bu Wenjun was taken by Bai Ze to the Shanhai Museum. At this time, the museum was already open, and there was an endless stream of tourists, taking pictures in amazement at the big red that was full of the museum.

"Shenjun Bai Ze, you said you want to marry my son?" Bu Wenjun finally came to his senses.

"Yes." Bai Ze nodded.

"Keep it tonight? Swear?"

"Correct."

Bu Wenjun didn't know what to say, he sighed for a while and said, "That kid Zhang Shan never told his family about you. You're getting married soon."

As she said this, she paced back and forth anxiously, and asked Bai Ze, "Do you really want to marry my son? You are a man and a monster, and you are both male. What should you do if you can't have children? Really swear Will not abandon my son? Although my son is a bit stupid, he is a good boy. He respected his teachers and teachers and united with his classmates since childhood. The architects who have won awards and achieved such achievements in less than [-], are dozens of blocks away from those who are good at cultivation..."

She babbled about her son's good points, and Bai Zean listened quietly, echoing "I think so too" and "No one is as good as Zhang Shan" from time to time.

Bu Wenjun hadn't finished boasting about his son, when Zhang Feixiong, who was wearing pajamas and a nightcap, appeared suddenly beside him, Zhang Feixiong, who was wearing pajamas and a nightcap.

"You two big monsters, can you slow down?" Zhang Feixiong said weakly.

"It's already here." Zhu Wu despised Zhang Fei's weak body like a bear, wasn't it just shrunk to an inch, how uncomfortable it could be.

Zhang Feixiong stood still in a dizzy state. When he saw his wife across the way, he immediately felt wronged. He called out to his wife and began to complain: "I was brought by two big demons, and I shrunk into inches all the way. I almost vomited." gone."

Bu Wenjun patted her husband, looked around in embarrassment, and whispered, "You're almost done, your son is getting married today, don't be stupid."

"What?!" Zhang Feixiong stopped dizzy immediately, and ignited raging anger, "My son is married, why don't I know? I told my family that my son is not allowed to marry me. Why did Xiaoshan tell me on the day of the wedding? Is it his father or someone else from the Zhang family is his father? What a deception! Come on, tell me, which shameless sect insists on marrying its disciples to my son!"

Bu Wenjun: "..."

Husband and son are stupid in the same line, and as the pillar of the family, she can only pamper them a lot.

"Don't be so busy getting angry, the one who married your son is Lord Bai Ze."

"Ah?" Zhang Feixiong was stunned, and turned to see Bai Ze smiling gently at him.

Son, and, Bai Ze, married.

He knows all these words, when combined together they...

Zhang Feixiong pulled his wife and whispered: "Our son and Lord Bai Ze are both male, right! You can't have children, right!"

Bu Wenjun said the same to him, this is not nonsense.

"Then I can't hold my grandson?"

Although he spoke in a low voice, why should a demon's hearing be so much better than a human's? Bai Ze could hear it naturally, and asked Zhang Feixiong with a smile, "Does your father-in-law want to have a grandson?"

Zhang Feixiong was startled, and shook his head vigorously: "I don't want to think about it, my son's happiness is the most important thing."

"You are such a reasonable father, better than those on TV." Bai Ze sincerely praised.

"It's easy to say, I also think I'm quite reasonable. The child Zhang Shan is with me. He has no heart. When he was bullied when he was a child, he didn't know how to go back when he was bullied. He would go home and wipe his tears. As a father, I have already let the child lose. At the starting line, I can't let him lose for the rest of my life, so I made up my mind to succeed in the world, and let my son be proud of his father. It is also because of my son's encouragement that he can become the richest man in China..."

Zhang Feixiong rambled on and on for a long time, mainly praising his son and, by the way, himself.

Bai Ze listened with a smile all the way, but he thought in his heart: It's not that the whole family doesn't enter the house, Zhang Shan and his parents are really alike, they talk too much when they are nervous.Well, do I have to be like this in the future?But I have always been a quiet and beautiful beast.Very distressed.