Mountain and Sea Museum

As the administrator expected, after the museum’s opening last weekend became a hot topic on searches and a surge in tourists, the follow-up topics did not keep up. Discussions on the Internet were quickly replaced by new news.

Looking at the Shanhai Museum as a tourist attraction, its advantages have not been discovered for the time being, but its disadvantages are on the table.

It is remote and inconvenient in transportation; there are no tourism supporting industries, accommodation and meals are all problems; only one Nanshan hall is open, and the visiting time is limited. Even though there are elegant and beautiful gardens and the fresh and natural environment of Wolong Mountain, there are no other entertainment facilities. The stay time of tourists is very short.

The administrative division is in the capital, adjacent to the economically powerful province of Jinglu, but Guhe Town seems to live in seclusion in another dimension. The economy, transportation, and culture are not developed, which is also rare.

After seeing the black technology in the museum, curious people are satisfied with their curiosity, and it is basically difficult to come back, even if they come, it is because of the museum's new "black technology".

And those who are full of curiosity are just a drop in the ocean among the broad masses of the people.

After the discussion on the Internet subsided, the number of tourists visiting the museum decreased, but they became more rational.

Ling Muyu took Dan Xiao to observe in the exhibition hall for two days, and found that most of the visitors were well-educated senior intellectuals. These people really liked ancient culture and myths and legends, and even had some research.

Rather than last weekend, most of them just came to see the novelty, to see whether the specimens in the museum are cute or not.Why are the museum exhibition halls arranged in this way, what are the stories, what are the stories and functions of each ancient exotic flower, rare plant, rare bird and animal, and what is the particularity of the rituals of the ancient ancestors to worship the gods? unimportant.

However, an excellent and well-known museum cannot rely on novelty to attract tourists. If it operates on such gimmicks for a long time, it will die at a loss.

"Afraid of losing money, let's raise the price." Bai Ze said indifferently.

Zhang Shan looked at Bai Ze and said: "The ticket for the Yong'an Forbidden City is only 60 yuan in the peak season. With the current situation of our museum, no one will come for 20 yuan. If the price is raised, no one will come. Whether it is popularity or cultural heritage , the convenience of transportation and accommodation, or the surrounding facilities, which point can we compare with Yong'an Forbidden City?!"

Bai Ze: "We have monsters, but does the Forbidden City have them?"

Zhang Shan: "But human beings don't know that you are monsters, and people who spend money don't know that they don't."

Bai Ze: "...Then we still have the Supreme God. Don't your human emperors all say that they are the 'Son of Heaven'? Although it's their wishful thinking, but in this way, your human emperors are all the curator's sons."

Zhang Shan: "Please refer to my last sentence."

Bai Ze: "...you temporary worker, I've noticed that you've become more and more arrogant recently!"

Zhang Shan immediately hid beside Ling Muyu, and said to Bai Ze: "It is not a gentleman's behavior to use violence when he says he can't."

Bai Ze: "I'm not a human being, so I don't need to be a gentleman."

"..." These words sounded really unbearable, "Then you are an auspicious beast, how can you move your claws at the slightest disagreement."

"Hmph, auspicious beast, isn't it?" Bai Ze waved his paw, "Taotie, come on."

Taotie, who was eating melon seeds and watching the dog blood TV series, was not happy. Once the melon seeds were released, instead of bullying the temporary workers, he angered Bai Ze: "Stupid beast, you talk to this deity in the tone of 'close the door, let the dog' Looking for a beating?"

"Too big a brain is a disease, and it needs to be cured." Bai Ze spread his claws, and the lion's face expressed contempt vividly.

Being provoked by an auspicious beast, the ferocious beast can't stand it, it must fight.

Wuwu and Qiongqi took advantage of Taotie's time to fight, and divided up its melon seeds.

The movement of Bai Ze and Taotie fighting did not affect Ling Muyu, or it should be said that he was very used to these strange voices as the background sound of overtime work, and his subordinates kept writing in their notebooks what they could think of about the current stage of the museum. Insufficient place.

Dan Xiao sat beside him, watching him keep writing, after a while he listed one, two, three, four on a full page...

When he finally stopped writing, he asked, "Does our museum have so many problems?"

"Mengxin, it's natural that there are more problems." Ling Muyu smiled and said: "Find problems, solve them, and do our best to be perfect."

Dan Xiao looked carefully at Ling Muyu's smiling face, and found that he had lost the depression he had felt in the past two days, and he had calmed down about the fact that the museum's operating conditions were actually poor, so he felt relieved.

After being closed on Monday for renovations, when the museum reopened on Tuesday, the number of visitors to the museum plummeted. Whether it was the administrators, temporary workers, or monsters, they were a little frustrated. Even though Ling Muyu vaccinated herself and everyone in advance, repeat I have said "there will be very few tourists on weekdays" thirty times, but after all, after experiencing the false prosperity of last Sunday, such a comparison, the gap is still very big.

Only the curator's mentality is super good, it doesn't matter if there are more or less tourists, it can be said to be very Buddhist.

The leader doesn't want to make progress, what can the administrator do, he can only stare with resentment, even the leader's head-to-head killing doesn't work.

But two days of being depressed is enough, Brother Ling cannot be defeated by a little setback.

Get back on your feet, analyze the problem, and work on it.

After all, he was a man who was going to be a world-class curator.

"There are some problems, tell me and let's listen together." Dan Xiao said, and patted Ling Muyu's head lightly. The pat was not enough, and he had to rub the hair on the head.

He still prefers such a vigorous administrator.

The TV was turned off, and the monsters who were eating snacks and chasing dramas were called by the curator, and gathered in a circle to listen to the administrator's "Analysis Report on Problems Existing in Museum Operation".

Ling Muyu spread the notebook on his lap, and sank softly into the lazy sofa, with a serious expression on his face, he said to the gods and monsters: "First of all, let's put aside the hardware issues such as geographical location, transportation and accommodation. , Although these problems are big problems, they are not the primary problems we need to solve now."

"But get rid of these problems, I don't think we have any problems." Fumo, who has always been proud of the museum, interjected.

"Shut up, your attitude is the biggest problem." Taotie took the opportunity to give Fuzhu a paw, and asked him to sue him in front of the curator a few days ago.

After being beaten, the husband couldn't bear it, and immediately responded with a hoof, "I think there is a problem with your attitude. Let you be the explainer, with a fierce face all the time, and nonsense."

Taotie and Fuzhu huddled together in a second, the administrator was expressionless, clenched his fists, and endured everything, could not bear it——

"Stop it all for me! Whoever fights during the meeting will deduct a month's worth of snacks!!!"

Taotie and Fuzhu froze, separated immediately, and sat down obediently.

On the other side, the Fat Remaining Snake secretly raised the foot that wanted to hit the Fat Remaining Bird, but also put it down silently.

However, Ling Muyu saw this little move, and gave Fat Yi Snake a hard look.

It's like this every time I have a meeting with monsters, they start to fight each other without saying a few words, and then draw an enchantment to fight.

Brother Ling felt so tired that he couldn't fall in love soon.

"Let's talk about the problems we need to solve first." Ling Muyu picked up the notebook again and continued the meeting: "First, there is no popularity and recognition. Second, there are insufficient staff and the level of professionalism is too low."

Bai Ze raised his paw and said, "I don't understand the first one, and the second one, we have so many monsters, how can there be insufficient staff?"

Fu Zhu also said: "Why do you say that the level of expertise is too low? Are there any demons who understand the ancient times better than us?"

"When the other exhibition halls are finished, you have to go to the exhibition too. At that time, who will sell the tickets, who will check the tickets, who will guide the tourists, and who will explain?" Ling Muyu asked a series of questions, he paused, and then continued: " Besides, when I say the level of professionalism is too low, I don’t mean knowing about the ancient times, but the level of professionalism in museum work.”

The monsters looked confused.

"Take Taotie as an example." Ling Muyu pointed, "As a guide, he didn't systematically guide visitors to understand the background and culture of museum exhibits. It is very unprofessional to write 'I am super fierce and not easy to mess with' on my face to scare away tourists who really want to understand the history and culture of museum exhibits."

All the monsters looked at Taotie in unison, especially the monster who had been complained about badly in the past few days.

Taotie raised his paw and pointed at himself, and it took him a long time to say: "I have no words on my face!"

"Hahahahaha..." The monsters rolled with laughter.

Dan Xiao's eyes were full of smiles, and Ling Muyu couldn't be serious any more, and laughed so hard that Zhang Shan burst into tears.

Taotie's domineering CEO's face flushed red, he couldn't be more wronged, he held his paws and didn't want to speak.

"Okay, let's continue." Ling Muyu said with a smile, "So, now we have to gradually recruit and train employees to lay the foundation for the future work."

When it comes to recruitment, Bai Ze, as the human resources manager of the curator, can't be silent at the moment, "But we have recruited people, and we don't have money to pay salaries."

Ling Muyu: "The museum has income, and if there is income, there will be money to pay wages."

Nine-Tailed Fox: "Isn't the income of the museum used to buy us snacks? Why should it be distributed to humans?"

Ling Muyu: "Who said that!" You know how to eat!

Lu Shu: "Then we are visited by humans, and we are also employees of the museum. We also need to be paid!"

Ling Muyu: "..." Why are these monsters so smart when it comes to eating? !

Fenghuang: "I don't like having other humans around, it makes me uncomfortable."

Ling Muyu: "..." You can't eat chocolate beans freely!

All the demons: "Xiaoyu, can we not hire employees?"

Ling Muyu: "..." The administrator has died, please go out and turn left, thank you.

Dan Xiao felt funny when he saw his expressionless face, poked him on the cheek, and comforted him: "Recruiting many ordinary humans to the museum will indeed make them feel uncomfortable. After all, they have lived in seclusion for so many years, and it is reasonable to be shy. among."

"Shy?" Although the male god is very good-looking, he can't convince the administrator, "You call museum bullying shy?"

The monsters bowed their heads in unison in a shy gesture.

Ling Muyu: "If I hadn't been strong enough to bear it, I would have been scared to death by you at the beginning."

Hearing this, Zhang Shan suddenly realized that Brother Ling had also been bullied by monsters, and he suddenly felt his heart was balanced.

Then I thought about it again, I can't recruit ordinary humans, then...

"We can recruit monks from various sects to work!"

The gods and demons looked at Zhang Shan together, and they grabbed Zhang Shan's hand directly and asked, "How do you say that?"

"Uh..." Zhang Shan felt embarrassed after being watched so intensively, "It's just like me, a temporary worker who doesn't get paid, works hard to receive tourists during the day, and allows them to practice in the front garden at night. They should..."

The temporary worker couldn't continue talking, because the eyes of the monsters were too terrifying.

Taotie: "Human beings know how to torture human beings best."

Zhu Wu: "Calculating over tens of thousands of years, human beings have killed more human beings than we have eaten."

Qiongqi: "We beasts don't eat the same kind, but I've seen human beings eat their offspring."

This sentence really made Zhang Shan feel sick, you want to eat the same kind, but can you find the second Qiongqi in the world!

"I don't invite people to cultivate." Yan Yang, Fat Yiniao, Lei, and Shusi objected in unison: "I hate human cultivation."

Gu Diao laughed: "Because they have been repaired by others."

Zhang Shan had a toothache on his face, and said, "Humans and demons are reproductively separated, right? Which sect's cultivators are so hungry that they don't even let the demons go?"

Gu Diao: "..."

Lamb, Fat Relic Bird, Lei, Shusi: "..."

"We have been cut by someone, are you a temporary worker full of rubbish?!"

Yan Yang, Fat Yiniao, Lei, and Shusi rushed forward to beat the temporary worker, the temporary worker ran away with his head in his arms, and the Fat Yi Snake took the opportunity to beat the Fat Yiniao. Seeing this, Taotie and his husband continued the unfinished fight.

The serious meeting scene became chaotic. Ling Muyu slumped on the sofa with his notebook in his arms, staring blankly at the roof.

——What sin did I do to apply for the job of administrator of this wonderful museum!

Dan Xiao lay on the lazy sofa in the same position as him, and said: "We don't hire people to repair, we can recruit some little monsters who can transform to work. The little monsters are simple, and they are better than people who can command."

"Really?" Ling Muyu immediately revived with full blood.

"Of course it is true." Dan Xiao said: "There are some little monsters in Wolong Mountain, but they dare not approach the museum."

Ling Muyu sat up, held Dan Xiao's hand, and was so moved that tears filled her eyes: "What would I do without you~~~"

Dan Xiao glanced at the slender fingers that were holding him, then held them back, and pulled them to lie on the beanbag sofa together, "I am your curator, as I said, you can ask for any request."

"But you may not be satisfied, right!" Ling Muyu remembered what the curator said on the first day of employment.

Dan Xiao said: "I will try my best to be satisfied. If you feel touched and want to repay me, you can make me the spicy shredded fish that I made last week."

"...No! No! Sensation! Move!" Ling Muyu withdrew his hand, picked up the small dried fish beside him, unwrapped it, and took a bite.

In the next second, even the packaging and dried fish were in the hands of the curator.

Ling Muyu: "..."

Has spiritual power, knows metaphysics, amazing!