Mountain and Sea Museum

Obviously wanting to take advantage, why do you feel that you are at a disadvantage? !

This has to start when the museum is closed on Sunday night.

The number of visitors on Sunday is more than twice that of Saturday. As a new museum, from the curator to the administrator to the exhibits and staff are also new to the operation of the museum. Since the opening of the museum, everyone has been hooked The Debuff named "Busy" has various situations emerging one after another, so busy that you don't even have time to eat lunch-especially humans.

After seeing off the last tourist at 05:30 in the afternoon, and after the museum closed, Ling Muyu lay down on the cloud pattern relief on the Royal Road in the center, feeling like a useless person.

Dan Xiao said that it was cold on the ground, and told him not to lie on his stomach and be careful of getting sick.He only hummed twice, and didn't want to move at all.

Seeing this, the curator lifted the administrator up like a chicken with one hand, carried him back to the office and put him on the sofa.

Comrade administrator slumped on the sofa and continued humming. When he saw the Taotie sniper approaching, he said weakly, "I'm exhausted. I won't cook today."

"It's not cooking." Taotie said, "We arrested those ten people and locked them in a small dark room."

Yan Yi added: "The human who wanted to pull Fenghuang's tail has also closed the small dark room."

When Fenghuang heard that the human being who wanted to pull its tail was locked up, he was so angry that he wanted to grab him.

"You put people in a small black room?" Ling Muyu stopped moaning, and said in shock, "I just asked you to scare them, but you actually arrested people and locked them up. Is this considered illegal detention?!"

The monsters were dumbfounded.

"Go and have a look." After Dan Xiao said, he took the lead to go to the small black room.

The two humans and monsters quickly followed.

In the small black room, there were eleven human beings lying in a coma. Fenghuang recognized the person who wanted to squeeze its tail at a glance, and grabbed his face with one paw. Fortunately, Zhang Shan stopped it in time, otherwise this person's The face is all gone.

"Temporary worker, what are you doing?" Feng Huang asked angrily, don't treat them as auspicious beasts without temper, they will even be afraid of themselves when they get angry, it's super fierce.

Zhang Shan racked his brains to think, looking at Fenghuang's smooth and beautiful feathers, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and said: "This human being smokes and drinks alcohol, smells bad, sweats and rolls on the ground, and hasn't bathed all day. , How dirty, can you even talk about it?"

"!!!" Fenghuang has always paid attention to his appearance. Hearing what the temporary worker said, he really hesitated. Rags.

Dan Xiao looked away in disgust, and said, "Throw this man down the mountain."

The low-handed tourist was caught by a sniper. The curator said that it could only pick up the clothes of the tourists and throw them away without complaint. Unexpectedly, Feng Huang tore them too thoroughly. After falling out, there was nothing covering his body except shoes and socks.

Zhang Shan: "..."

This... I've tried my best, anyway, this guy is cheap, running naked is better than losing his face.

Ling Muyu sighed: "It's helpless for such a thing to happen. There are so many unqualified people, and many scenic spots have been damaged more seriously by this unqualified behavior. It's just a piece of cake to "visit here" , Some people dare to destroy even cultural relics, and I don’t know what these people are thinking!”

"The people who do this kind of thing have no brains at all. What do they think!" Zhang Shan said: "It's not worth mentioning to these people. Bleeding."

When the monsters heard this, they huddled together and shivered: "You humans are too scary."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Zhang Shan: "..."

People are said to be scary by monsters...

This is black humor!

That gluttonous scorpion is so strange, why are you man-eating ferocious beasts shaking, how did you eat at least ten humans in one meal before?Just eating banana slices by yourself?

"Be more careful in the future, don't let humans hurt monsters." Dan Xiao said.

Ling Muyu was powerless to complain, and even the male god talked about black humor.

"Then what should these cultivators do? Strip them naked and throw them out?" Taotie stretched out a paw and pointed at the small black room.

"Throw it away." Qiongqi said, "The administrator said that this is an illegal detention."

Chu Wu: "Beat me first, then strip and throw away, at least vent my anger on the temporary workers."

"梼杌 is right." All the monsters said in unison.

Then one by one, they were gearing up, ready to line up to enter the small black room and beat them... No, it was to avenge the temporary workers.

"Wait a minute!" the administrator shouted suddenly, and under the puzzled eyes of the monsters, he said slowly: "These people seem to have started companies in Xiu's family, and they are very rich, right?!"

The monsters don't know why.

But Zhang Shan got Brother Ling's point all of a sudden, nodded and said, "Yes, Mo Junjie's family is engaged in logistics, Zhuge Han's family is in the entertainment industry, Ruan Xiuya's family runs an airline company, and Liao Tian's sect is farming... They're all very rich."

"We can't easily let go of those who insult the museum. If we don't punish them lightly, won't everyone dare to scold the people and monsters in our museum? Maybe they even dare to scold God!" Ling Muyu said righteously Looking at Dan Xiao, he asked, "Male god, are you right?"

Dan Xiao: "Yes."

Ling Muyu: "These people must be made to pay the price!"

Dan Xiao: "Well said. What shall we do?"

Ling Muyu: "...Uh, I haven't made up my mind yet."

"..." The monsters collapsed to the ground.

Because the administrator needed time to think, the ten people were still thrown into the small black room in a coma, but Bai Ze and his demons found their mobile phones and sent text messages to their parents, asking them to come and pick them up.

The unified format of the text message is: "Your son/daughter/apprentice is in my hands now, and you must come to the Shanhai Museum to pick him up before tomorrow and sunset, otherwise..."

Zhang Shan glanced at the text message, silent...

The TV series are poisonous, and they have ruined all the monsters.

The administrator thought about making the repairers pay the price. After thinking about it all night, the result was that he would cooperate with Renxiu's company to develop the tourism resources of the Shanhai Museum.

Hearing this, the temporary worker couldn't help complaining: "Brother Ling, these plans of yours don't sound like taking advantage of others at all..." Before he finished speaking, a big furry paw blocked his mouth.

"Let Xiaoyu finish talking before interrupting." Zhu Wu picked up the temporary worker and went to the corner, surrounded him with several ferocious beasts.

Zhang Shan sighed silently in his heart, wishing that newcomers or monsters would be added to the museum now, and the monsters would be able to divert the bullying targets.

Ling Muyu, however, was inspired by Zhang Shan, and added to the original plan that these companies should help the museum to advertise. This not only made them pay, but also saved a lot of publicity costs for the museum, and quickly gained popularity.

Zhang Shan silently added in the corner: Having said that, but these families and schools all want to get on the road with the museum, all they need is an excuse, aren't we giving the excuse to them?

Ling Muyu didn't know the situation in the cultivation world, but Dan Xiao knew it very well, and seeing that the Cultivation Management Committee has been determined to send outstanding monks to the museum for so many years, you can get a glimpse of it.

The four great dragon veins of Huaguo originated from Kunlun, carrying the spirit of the country's destiny. Three of them were destroyed by human beings for various reasons. The mountains were hollowed out and the flowing water was cut off. Too much impact, and Huaguo has also realized the importance of environmental protection, and is working hard to restore the green mountains and green waters.

But it is miserable for the cultivation world. The place where the spiritual energy gathered in the past was destroyed, the spiritual energy dissipated and disappeared, and the cultivation of human monks became more and more difficult. It is said that after the founding of the country, no animals became spirits, and that was because there was not enough spiritual energy to make animals Open up spiritual wisdom, and then practice.

Of the four major dragon veins, only the Wolong Mountains are intact. This is the place where the gods sleep, where the spiritual energy gathers, and it is full of lush vitality. It is not that people in the cultivation world have made up their minds, but they suffer heavy losses every time.

Can God's place be coveted by man? !

But the more it does this, the more it makes people salivate, and what they can't get is always a commotion.

How can Dan Xiao not understand the thinking of human cultivators, but he is confident in protecting all creatures in the museum and even in Wolong Mountain, whether it is monsters or his administrators, he will never let them be calculated by human cultivators .

He is the Supreme God of this Eastern Continent. If he can't even protect this square inch of land, he might as well fall as early as Shi Tui.

With the guarantee of the male god, Ling Muyu immediately put the thought of "I seem to be at a disadvantage" behind her.

The start-up capital of the museum is only 70 yuan, and the renovation of the Nanshan Hall cost nearly half of it. The administrator of the museum, every time he pays a sum of money, he is cutting the administrator's flesh!

More importantly, their publicity expenses were stretched, but if they couldn't take advantage of the inexplicable popularity when the museum opened to increase the popularity of the museum, it would be even more difficult to promote it after it completely cooled down.

Ling Muyu didn't bother to think about how much benefits those cultivation clans could gain from cooperating with each other, but judging from the current situation of the museum, he firmly believed that he had taken advantage of it.

At least they are empty-handed white wolves!

Shan Zaicheng and the others readily agreed to Ling Muyu's request, actively expressing that they will start preparations when they go back, and will come to the museum to discuss a detailed cooperation plan within three days.

After getting the permission of the gods, they led their elderly bear children who had been hungry for a day and a night and were in a state of embarrassment. As for whether to beat or spoil the children after returning home, that was their business.

After Renxiu left, the monsters returned to their usual sloppy appearance.

Gluttonous Baize Fenghuang ate melon seeds together, Nine-Tailed Fox and Fu Zhu played a somatosensory game together, Fat Yi Bird and Fat Yi Snake fought at the slightest disagreement, and other monsters went to help Ling Muyu wash and chop vegetables for dinner. A writing brush stood beside Ling Muyu's desk, writing something.

"Look at the temporary worker, what's wrong with him?" Bai Ze motioned Taotie Fenghuang to look at Zhang Shan.

I saw Zhang Shan sitting on a lazy sofa, the whole person was in a state of emptiness, staring up at the ceiling, wondering what he was thinking.

Taotie said, "I don't know, why doesn't he cook?"

"Don't let him cook!" Fenghuang patted his wings anxiously, "Temporary workers are better at barbecue, and other dishes are simply..."

Bai Ze helped it add: "Dark cooking."

"Yes." Fenghuang nodded heavily, "Why is there such a big gap between human beings? You look at Xiaoyu, he is good-looking, gentle and smart, and he can cook well. Temporary workers can't do it anywhere."

"I think temporary workers are okay," Bai Ze said.

Taotie and Fenghuang looked at it at the same time, "There is something wrong with your eyes".

Bai Ze said: "Compared with those people today, do you think they are better, or temporary workers?"

Taotie & Fenghuang: "..." They were speechless.

Well, compared to today's annoying people Xiu, temporary workers are simply too cute.

"Ah—" the cute temporary worker suddenly yelled.

The three demons who were eating melon seeds were not at all prepared, they were startled by the sound, and the melon seeds in their paws crackled and fell to the ground.

The temporary worker didn't realize that he was intimidated by the demon, so he slapped his thigh and said: "Cooperate to develop tourism resources, find my family to cooperate! My family is involved in real estate, tourism, and retail! Brother Ling——" He opened it to the museum as he spoke. big kitchen run.

Taotie was furious: "What's wrong! I take back my previous words!"