Mountain and Sea Museum

The administrator who has been emphasizing (verbally) saving money suddenly said that supermarkets are free to buy. For the monsters who went shopping in the supermarket for the first time, it was as happy as human cubs celebrating the Spring Festival.

In the largest Hua'an supermarket in Yong'an, Fenghuang, Taotie, Wuwu, Nine-Tailed Fox, and Fat Yiniao lined up, and a demon pushed a shopping cart. Under the order of the curator to "go", the five demons plunged into the food section of the supermarket, and they couldn't think of leaving.

"Wow... so many chocolate beans!" Fenghuang was stunned, and with a wave of his hand, a whole row of chocolate beans was swept into the shopping cart.

Nine-tailed Fox stood in the fresh food area, with bright fox eyes, and said to the aunt behind the counter who was cutting the meat, "I want all these meats."

Tao Tie and Zhu Wu pushed their shopping carts past the place where the fruit was sold, their keen sense of smell smelled a strange stench, and they immediately covered their noses.

Disgusted and curious, the two monsters found the source of the smell. There were many small yellow pieces in a transparent box. It happened that a human came over and poked a piece into his mouth with a small wooden stick. The two monsters were shocked!

——Humans can even eat such stinky things without changing their faces, no wonder they can become the spirits of all things!

In the drinks and beverages area, the fat left bird is being pulled by a salesman aunt, introducing it to a wine that is the main product of the supermarket. The fat left bird does not want to drink, but human beings are too enthusiastic, pulling it away, it can only I shouted silently in my heart: "Curator, Xiaoyu, come and save me, I'm about to be captured by humans, wow..."

The one god and one person called by the fat bird in their hearts didn't hear its heartfelt voice. They were pushing a shopping cart at the moment, leisurely choosing fish in the aquatic area.

Ling Muyu: "Eat dragon fish or cod?"

Dan Xiao: "Eat them all."

Ling Muyu: "..." He didn't need to ask.

Ling Muyu: "Do you want tuna, sea bass, mandarin fish, and yellow croaker?"

Dan Xiao: "Both."

Ling Muyu: "..." I knew it was the answer.

The curator bought some of every kind of fish in the supermarket. When the curator saw it, the smile in his eyes became even stronger.

After choosing all the things to buy, Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao pushed the shopping cart together to find the five monsters. When they found them and saw what was in their shopping carts, the humans fell silent.

There are five shopping carts, one is full of various chocolates, one is full of various raw meats, one is full of various wines, and the remaining two are full of durians.

Seeing that the administrator didn't speak, the monsters felt a little uneasy. The fat bird couldn't bear it at first, and rushed over to grab the administrator's hand, wow, wow, and complained: "Little fish, I didn't buy these wines on purpose, a female human just now Catch me, she won't let me go until I buy her, it's scary."

"Then I'll accompany you to put the wine back." Ling Muyu said, "If you like to drink, we can also buy it."

Fat Relic Bird shook his head vigorously: "I don't like it, not at all."

Seeing this, Fenghuang and Nine-Tailed Fox immediately protected their shopping carts and said in unison: "I like to eat chocolate/meat."

Ling Muyu nodded, and turned to Taotie, "Do you like durian? I can't tell, you have a strong taste."

Zhu Wu immediately retorted: "Whoever said that I like it, it stinks to death, and Taotie insisted on buying it."

Humans and demons swiped, all looking at Taotie.

"What do you see?!" Taotie forced his head up and chest up, and said to Ling Muyu, "I bought it because I saw that you humans like to eat."

Ling Muyu said, "I, a human, don't like to eat."

Taotie suddenly wilted. It just tasted this stinky thing, and found that it smelled extremely stinky, but it tasted good. No wonder humans love to eat it, and immediately filled their shopping carts. I also requisitioned Wu Wu's shopping cart.

Wuwu is very angry, but he can't fight Taotie here, he is so angry that he will explode on the spot.

"Fat Yiniao and I will go and put the wine back. You two go and put the durians back." Ling Muyu said, seeing Taotie's reluctant face, he smiled and said, "I can allow you to buy two."

Taotie looked at his durians, then at the shopping carts of Fenghuang and Nine-Tailed Fox, and protested, "Why can they buy so many, but I can only buy two?"

Dan Xiao said: "So Fenghuang and Nine-Tailed Fox can't buy so many."

Feng Huang and Nine-Tailed Fox were struck by lightning, they didn't dare to resist the curator, so they could only vent their anger on Tao Tie, a demon kicked Tao Tie, and Wu Wu gloated hahaha.

After putting the extra things back, Ling Muyu took the monsters to get other things, greatly enriching the variety, and accidentally filling up the shopping cart again.

When checking out, the cashiers were stunned, firstly because they bought too many things, secondly because of the beauty of this group, and thirdly because of their colorful hair.

"Do you need delivery service? It will be delivered to your home within two hours." The cashier looked at the checkout amount, "With your consumption amount, there is no additional delivery fee."

"want."

"No."

Ling Muyu looked at the five demons who said "no" in unison, "Why not? Don't add more money."

Zhu Wu said, "We can get it, and we don't need humans to send it."

Humans still have to wait two hours for delivery, and they don't want to wait at all, they just want to eat right away.

"...Then you take it." Ling Muyu was afraid that the monsters would show the human beings on the spot, so he immediately added: "Hold it with your hands, no other methods are allowed."

When the people waiting in line at the cash register heard this, they burst into laughter, but they were stunned by the next scene.

I saw those handsome hairdressing enthusiasts each carrying dozens of large shopping bags full of them, walking forward without blushing or panting.

"Damn it, are they weightlifters? It's a waste of energy not to lift weights, proper world champions!"

Ling Muyu, who was at the end, almost staggered when he heard this. Is it okay to let the ancient monster go to the Olympics?

When they arrived at the underground parking lot, the things they bought had already been put away in their sleeves. Except for the snacks that Yishenwuyao was eating, it didn't look like they had bought in a supermarket.

"Go to my house now, and stay at my house tonight." Ling Muyu started the car.

Although one god and five monsters will shrink to an inch, but I heard from Bai Ze that it needs to consume a lot of spiritual power, especially the curator, who hasn't recovered yet, so it's best not to use spiritual power if you can.Today, the spiritual energy in the world is thin, and it is even thinner and almost non-existent outside the museum. After it is consumed, it will take a long time to recover.

"Well, it would be great if I had the power of faith. The curator is a god, and the power of faith can be transformed into divine power. With sufficient divine power, the curator can recover soon." Bai Ze said at the time.

It's a pity that most Chinese people now believe in science, and a small number of people who have faith still believe in foreign gods or false gods.The foreign gods naturally only care about the native humans, and dared to extend their claws to the Eastern Continent, and beat them violently without explanation, not to mention that the foreign gods have already fallen, and it is even more ridiculous to believe in false gods.

The more Bai Ze talked, the more angry he became, but the anger was followed by deep helplessness towards the status quo.

When gods become legends and human beings become the spirits of all things, who can say that it is wrong for human beings to abandon the sustenance of nothingness and rely on the wisdom of generations to become the masters of the earth.

After passing the evening rush hour, the car arrived at Ling Muyu's home on the second ring road very smoothly.The house is the old house of the Ling family, one of the ancestral properties handed down, a courtyard with three entrances.He grew up in this courtyard, sent away his dearest grandmother and grandfather here, and then became the owner of this courtyard.

"This is Xiaoyu's home..." Fenghuang stood at the Chuihua Gate and wanted to express his emotions, but Taotie preempted him.

Taotie said, "It's so small."

Zhu Wu said: "Xiao Yu said he was poor, but he really didn't lie to the demon."

Fat Yiniao said: "Then we have to eat less in the future to help Xiaoyu save money?"

The nine-tailed fox said: "But I want to eat barbecue made of small fish. What's the difference between a fox without barbecue and a salted fish?!"

Ling Muyu turned on the light, looked at the courtyard house left by her grandfather in silence for three seconds, admitted decisively that she was poor, and said to the monsters earnestly: "So you should do more and eat less, work hard to make money, and wait for our museum to become a world-class museum." After visiting the museum, you can eat barbecue with your belly open."

Five Demons: "..."

Dan Xiao suppressed a smile, cooperated with the administrator, and said: "I will supervise their work well. But I bought it today, can I eat it with my belly open?"

Ling Muyu said with a serious face: "Just today, I can't eat like this in the future, I'm very poor."

The monsters feel wronged.

"I'll cook." Ling Muyu turned on the TV and computer, and walked seriously to the kitchen, almost dying of laughter.

At this time, the news was broadcast on TV, and the monsters had no intention of watching TV, and looked at the curator pitifully.

It is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality. After eating all kinds of human delicacies for more than half a month, which monster can bear the old days of eating cold and hard raw meat once a month again.

"If you want to eat delicious food, you have to work hard." Dan Xiao said.

The five demons nodded vigorously, expressing that they must work hard, and when they go back to the museum, they will encourage other demons to work hard as well, and whoever dares not to work hard will beat them out of shape.

"You still have to listen to the administrator." Dan Xiao continued.

They have always been obedient, the administrator told them to go east, but they never go west—except for Taotie.

The four demons glared at Taotie—you retarded stupid beast.

Taotie can be wronged—so, from now on, he just needs to be obedient.

"I heard from Bai Ze that the inheritance left by Xiaoyu's grandfather was taken over by his parents, and that's why Xiaoyu is so poor." After Dan Xiao finished speaking, he gave Wu Yao a meaningful look, got up and went to the kitchen to see Small fish boiled fish.

The monsters staying in the East Wing look at each other, what the curator means is...

Fat Relic Bird: "Even snatching things from cubs is worse than pigs and dogs."

Fenghuang: "The people of our Shanhai Museum are not something that any stupid human being can bully."

梼杌: "This kind of stupid human must be taught a lesson."

Nine-Tailed Fox: "Can I eat it?"

Taotie: "...it seems impossible. The curator does not allow eating people. But you can eat them and spit them out. I have experience in keeping and scaring stupid humans to death."

Four demons: "..."

Taotie, this stupid beast, dare to be more particular!