Mountain and Sea Museum

Monsters can change from animal form to human form. Although it is very unscientific, there are still scientific natural laws in it.

After turning into a human form, the hair and scales on the monsters will transform into clothes and hair on the human form. The hair style and clothes can be changed into the desired style according to their own ideas, but the color cannot be changed-this is the nature of the monsters. law.

For example, the Fat Relic Bird, its original shape is a quail-sized bird, a bit like a pearl bird, fat and fat, but it has golden hair, so it turns into a human with golden clothes and hair, which looks golden Shiny, especially the dirt trenches.

Fenghuang has colorful feathers, so its clothes and hair are so colorful that it makes people dazzled.

The nine-tailed fox is all white, the Taotie is beige, and the scorpion is black and yellow.

Except for Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao, it's a bit too much to say that this car is a killer, but it does look like a group of hairdressing lovers traveling together.

The sports car guy who owes his mouth is one of Ling Jue's childhood friends. At the last banquet, Ling Muyu cheated him of 10 yuan. When he saw Ling Muyu, he was so angry that he opened his mouth and laughed: " You have really degenerated to be with a group of killers now, I heard that your parents want to cut off relations with you, you still have the mood to come out to play with killers."

"I heard that your father wants to cut off your finances. You have no money and you still have the mood to flirt with girls. Why am I not in the mood." Ling Muyu sneered: "Your brother has made meritorious service for the country again, but you are throwing money at the old man. , you are not ashamed."

The sports car man's face was contorted with anger, and he was about to say something more vicious, but suddenly he heard four "bang bang bang bang", and then the sports car under him trembled violently, and with a bang, fell short.

"Fuck, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on?" The man in the sports car and the woman in the co-driver hurried down to check, and were horrified to find that all four tires of the car had blown up.

It exploded, not leaked.

"Wow... this car is awesome." People in the surrounding cars poked their heads out, watching the spectacle of the sports car's tires exploding four times in a row, and took out their mobile phones to take crazy pictures of the sports car.

At this time, the countdown to the red light was just over, Ling Muyu put his foot on the accelerator, and laughed loudly: "Your car is a counterfeit product, so don't come out to pretend to be aggressive if you don't have money." out.

The sports car man cursed at the MPV on the spot, and angrily took out his mobile phone to call for a tow truck.

Naturally, the sports car cannot be a counterfeit product, but all four tires suddenly exploded...

Ling Muyu rolled his eyes with a smile, and asked, "Which one of you blew up the tires of that sports car?"

"Me." Feng Huang, Nine-Tailed Fox, Zhu Wu and Fat Yi Niao raised their hands together.

Yes, they exploded one by one.

Taotie was a step too late to blow up, snorted, turned his head and sulked.

"Good job." Ling Muyu patted the steering wheel, "I'll add chicken legs to your dinner today."

All the monsters - except Taotie - cheered in unison.

At this time, Dan Xiao, the co-pilot, suddenly said leisurely: "I gave that man a little curse, and he will probably have nightmares for a month in a row."

Ling Muyu: "..."

"Add chicken legs, add chicken legs, add chicken legs to everything. Stay at my house tonight and bake a big cake for you."

The monsters were silent for a second, and then cheered in unison: "Wow... Xiaoyu is so good..."

Ling Muyu glanced at Dan Xiao with a smile, and crazily praised the male god in her heart.

Only Taotie looked contemplative, thinking how to teach the sports car man within the scope allowed by the curator, otherwise the hateful administrator refused to let him eat the chicken leg cake on the grounds that "Taotie didn't help", he would die of anger.

The car drove all the way to the building materials city. After parking the car, the gods and demons got out of the car, and the passers-by were shocked.

A group of killers who are acting against the sky, wow, they have to make short videos, and they don't believe that their IDs are not popular on the short video platform.

"What's wrong with human beings, everyone is holding up their mobile phones." Tao Tie frowned impatiently.

Wu Wu, who is also a ferocious beast, also looked unhappy, "I think they are laughing at us for not having a mobile phone, deliberately showing off. Humans are a very vain race."

One of the Vainglory Race, Ling Muyu: "..."

The timid fat bird shivered from being surrounded by humans. He held the administrator's hand and asked in a low voice, "What are the humans trying to do? Do they want to eat us?"

"They don't dare to eat it, because they see you are cute." The administrator stroked the hair of the fat relic bird helplessly. This bird is as timid as an armadillo.

"Let's go." Dan Xiao said, and took the lead.

The melon-eaters held up their mobile phones while taking pictures and stepped back, discussing with each other whether it was a boy group that had just debuted.

In fact, Ling Muyu also has some opinions on these onlookers, but it can be imagined that after the operation of the museum, the monsters will definitely be photographed by more people, so I have to let them adapt to the life of being photographed in advance, and keep appeasing the monsters—— Especially Taotie and Wuwu.

There are also more bold and bold girls who see Ling Muyu's easy-talking appearance, so they dare to ask them if they are celebrities.

"No, we are employees of the museum." Ling Muyu said with a smile: "It's on Wolong Mountain in Guhe Town, the Shanhai Museum is currently being renovated, and when it opens, you are welcome to visit the Shanhai Museum."

The onlookers were stunned.

Such a group of people, not the stars of boy bands, nor Tony from the barber shop, actually belonged to the museum.

This this……

"I must go, I must go," the girl excitedly turned her phone away, "Handsome guy, add a WeChat, when your museum will open, send it to me on WeChat, and I will take my sisters there."

Ling Muyu happily added WeChat with her sister.

When other people saw it—especially the girls—all gathered around and added Ling Muyu’s WeChat account. The Fat Yiniao who was standing next to Ling Muyu had his face touched by someone, so he ran to hide beside the curator in fright. .

The monsters were also dumbfounded.

This... is this administrator doing business like this?So dedicated!

The monsters stood in awe.

The girl who came to ask first asked Ling Muyu quietly: "Handsome guy, I'm going to visit your museum, can you let the handsome guy with beige hair over there be my tour guide?"

Handsome guy with beige hair?

Ling Muyu turned her head to look, Taotie!

He immediately said, "Of course."

The girl looked shy, "I like his one the most, hehe..."

Ling Muyu turned to look at Taotie, smiling kindly and kindly.

Taotie: "???"

After the crowd of onlookers finally dispersed, the combination of gods and demons was able to enter a building materials store.

Fat Relic Bird whispered to Nine-Tailed Fox: "Female humans are so scary. Fortunately, Taotie and Wuwu killed them all, otherwise they might even dare to do it to the curator."

"How can you be so timid." The nine-tailed fox squeezed the round face of the fat relict bird. Just now, the female human being pinched the fat relict bird in a random way. After pinching, she excitedly said that it felt good. did.

Fat Yiniao covered her face and glared at Nine-Tailed Fox, went to stand with Feng Huang, and was pinched by Feng Huang again.

"It's really easy to pinch, soft." Feng Huang commented like this after finishing pinching.

Taotie and Wuwu stared at the fat bird, their claws ready to move.

Fat Relic Bird: "..."

After Ling Muyu had selected the color and quantity of the wall paint, he was about to bargain with the owner of the building material store. Seeing this, Dan Xiao waved at Taotie, and the two demons immediately stopped pinching the fat bird and came over. Standing behind the administrator on one left and one on the right, staring at the shop owner.

Shop owner: "..." What, what is this for?Hit, rob?Report, call the police!

"Boss, how much is a barrel?" Ling Muyu asked.

The shop owner said tremblingly, "7, 78?"

"78?"

"You, if you think it's expensive, then, then it's 5 or 5 yuan cheaper per barrel?"

Ling Muyu felt that the boss's tone and eyes were not quite right, and when she looked back, Taotie Wuwu stood behind her with a fierce expression on her face, silently scaring the innocent (unlucky) shop owner with the powerful aura of a beast.

"..." Ling Muyu is a very witty human being, and immediately said to the shop owner: "Boss, you see, I bought 500 barrels at once. Our museum is so big, and we will definitely need it for subsequent renovations. You are cheaper." Son, sell it to me for 50 a barrel."

The shop owner was about to cry. The retail price he was bidding was 98 yuan a barrel. The handsome guy took two thugs and cut it in half. "Handsome guy, this is environmental protection paint!"

Handsome Ling: "If it wasn't for the environmentally friendly paint, I wouldn't buy it. Boss, be quicker, 50 a barrel."

Taotie Wuwu: "Come on!"

The store owner is really about to cry, I have never seen such a purchase, is this considered forced buying and selling?

He hesitated for a minute. During this minute, two super fierce "thugs" put him under increasing mental pressure. You, handsome guy, you really know how to buy things."

Ling Muyu smiled, and followed the store owner to pay by card, "Boss, you are also good at doing business, you know small profits but quick turnover, and I will come to you to buy it when it is used up here."

The shop owner felt pain and happiness while billing.

Ling Muyu swiped his card, paid an extra fee for delivery to Guhe Town, and left the wall paint shop with the receipt. He had already fully understood the curator's intention of choosing these monsters to go shopping with him.

Facing the middle-aged male boss, he went up to the super fierce gluttonous scorpion.

Facing the middle-aged female boss, Shang Meng is a fat bird.

Facing the young female boss, go up to the gorgeous Phoenix Emperor.

Facing the young male boss, the nine-tailed fox who charms all living beings.

How much money can be saved by such a trip?

Ling Muyu admired the male god's bargaining strategy so much.

The male god said modestly: "I didn't come up with this either. I used your mobile phone to watch TV dramas a few days ago. The people in the drama pretended to be various identities to cheat, all aimed at the identity and age of the deceived human beings." here."

Ling Muyu: "..."

What TV series is the male god watching, and why can he use what he has learned to bargain?

However, such a male god is super handsome!

Ling Muyu used the calculator that came with the phone to calculate how much money he had saved, and said with a smile: "We have saved a lot of money compared to the original plan. Now we can buy more food at the supermarket, and we can bring it back tomorrow. Go back to the museum and feed the other monsters."

"Cake cake..." Fenghuang and Fat Yiniao hooked their shoulders together and happily walked towards the parking lot.

Taotie walked up to the administrator, coughed, and said proudly, "Although I didn't blow up human cars for you, I also saved you a lot of money, so..."

Ling Muyu: "So?"

"The deity also needs to add chicken legs and cake, don't forget."

"..."