Mountain and Sea Museum

As a bird of fire, Bi Fang fought with Yirenxiu thousands of years ago, lost the fight and was sealed in the Kunjiang River, living a miserable life every day.

If it weren't for human beings who wanted to build a hydropower station on the Kunjiang River and accidentally broke the seal during construction, Bi Fang estimated that he would have to lie on the bottom of the water for 800 years until the seal's effectiveness weakened.

When Bi Fang escaped from Kunjiang, it can be said that he was in a panic and ran into the local museum to hide, fearing that someone would find him.

After hiding in the museum for a few days without being discovered, it immediately became more courageous, and walked around the museum openly, and when it saw that a ritual vessel with its stalwart figure (?) on display in the museum turned out to be a fake , Burn it in anger.

After burning the fake ritual vessels, Bi Fang traveled all over the place.Because it is a bird of fire, as long as it stays in a fixed place for nine days, the local fire will ignite, and it will be discovered by the hateful Renxiu, so it will wander here for two days and there for two days, specially going to the local museum See if there are any counterfeit ritual vessels about yourself, and burn them if you have any.

It burned all the way, and it burned to Guhe Town.

Wolong Mountain in Guhe Town is full of spiritual energy. Bi Fang is very satisfied with this place, so he plans to go to the mountain to nest for a few years to absorb the spiritual energy and heal the wounds that have never healed from the beating. The museum, out of curiosity, evaded fares and sneaked in—mainly because it became interesting to burn fakes during this period.

Bi Fang evaded fares and entered the Shanhai Museum...

Bi Fang saw all kinds of fakes...

Bi Fang also saw his fake...

Bi Fang was angry...

then……

Bi Fang was completely dumbfounded...

……

Bi Fang thought, if Shu Huan is still there, everyone in the world will find him and let him turn back time.

If time was reversed, it would never enter the Shanhai Museum out of curiosity, and even if it entered the Shanhai Museum, it would definitely not burn the fake Bi Fang.

But there is no if in this world, only a certain bird demon who was caught as a coolie and bullied.

"I have never seen such a stupid bird like you." Taotie squatted on the ground and scratched his head with his paws, his face was full of disgust and contempt.

Bi Fang... Bi Fang dared not speak out.

"Didn't you see the monsters in our house?" Taotie scratched his left and right, "As soon as you enter the Xishan hall, there are lambs and two fat pigs. It's on the same mountain as you, and there are hideous beasts. Do you think it is dead?!"

He glared at Taotie angrily.

Bi Fang bent one leg, nestled on the ground like a bird and quail, pretending to be stupid, the regret in his heart was like a torrential river.

Obviously...it's obviously because the aura on the mountain is abundant, covering up the evil spirit in the museum.

And... and they are all ten thousand year old monsters, how can they not hold back their demonic aura and let other monsters find out.

Anyway... anyway, I'm not stupid at all! ! !

Bi Fang felt very wronged, and Ming Huo, who was still unsteady on the way, wobbled over and pointed at it: "Ha, ha, ha." The taunting skills are full.

Bi Fang: "..."

What are you laughing laughing!What are you laughing laughing!The devil is amazing!Look at yourself like that, you have turned into a one-year-old child, you can't talk clearly and you can't walk steadily, what right do you have to laugh at me, Bi Fang, the big monster, at least I can walk more steadily with one leg than your two legs!

"Stop chatting, go to work." Fenghuang passed by, kicked Bi Fang's bird's buttocks, kicked it to roll on the ground, jumped up, grinned and flapped its wings.

Taotie laughed at Bi Fang, but was also pointed by Fenghuang: "And you, hurry up and go to work too. Scratch your head, scratch all the lice."

"You just scratched all the lice! How can there be lice on this deity!" Taotie was furious, and wanted to beat Feng Huang with his claws. How could Feng Huang be afraid of it?

Bi Fang flapped his wings and flew aside, rolled his eyes in disdain—these stupid monsters also called me a sand sculpture bird, they are not the same as sand sculpture monsters.

In the office, Ling Muyu heard the sound of banging and rattling from outside again, paused the hand holding the mouse, and then looked at Pi Xiaobai's overseas hall opening event plan as if nothing had happened.

The mouse monster who was fighting with the financial software in the office also heard the voice outside. It turned its head to look behind it, as if it could see the fighting of the big monsters outside through the walls.

The fact is that Xu Wu, who is only over 1000 years old and still considered a little monster in the monster world, has not cultivated the skill of clairvoyance. After watching it for a while, he felt that he was being stupid. He turned around and decided to continue the battle with financial software for [-] rounds .It stopped when it saw Zunshen sitting on the sofa with a dignified expression.

Dan Xiao was expressionless, the focus of his eyes seemed to be on a pack of pecans on the coffee table?

Xu Wu looked at the pecan fruit, then at Zunshen, a row of question marks in the head of the small mouse—does Zunshen have any opinion on the pecan fruit?

"Xiaoxiao, why are you staring at the pecan fruit?" Ling Muyu's voice suddenly sounded in the office.

Xiaoxiao?

The mouse demon felt that he had lost a few hairs of the few remaining hairs - he was numb.

Before it was called "Curator", then "Male God", and now it is called "Xiao Xiao". The administrator is really getting more and more proficient.

Dan Xiao looked up and saw that Ling Muyu had come to his side, so he pulled him to sit down and held him in his arms.

Ling Muyu unwrapped the pecan fruit, peeled off one and fed it to Dan Xiao's mouth.

Dan Xiao opened his mouth to eat the nuts, and took the opportunity to bite the fingertips on his lips, making Ling Muyu smile and roll his eyes.

Xu Wu buried his head and lay behind the monitor, letting the monitor completely cover him—woo, I shouldn't be here.

"Let's eat pecans if we want, and we don't need to stare at them." Ling Muyu said with a smile, "I'll deduct whoever's snacks, and I won't deduct yours."

Dan Xiao pinched his face, his lover was very happy, so let him heal.

"It has nothing to do with pecans," Dan Xiao said while peeling pecans to feed his lover, "I was thinking about the exercise that Bi Fang said, but I couldn't think of it. It's really strange."

Ling Muyu paused as he ate the pecan fruit, and said, "You've been thinking about it for several days, so if you can't remember it, don't get stuck and think about other things."

"How can this be a dead end? This is related to your godhead. Don't you want to take it back?" Dan Xiao frowned disapprovingly.

Ling Muyu raised her face and thought for three seconds, then said, "It's great if you can get it back, but it's just like that if you can't get it back."

Dan Xiao: "..." I always say that I belong to Buddhism, but who is the real Buddhist?

"But I want to return your godhead to you." Dan Xiao said, "I know the solution is at hand, why don't you try it? Don't you want to stay with me for a long time?"

How could you not want to.

Ling Muyu smiled, and took Dan Xiao's hand, "If you count my life span of 80 years, you still have fifty years to remember your kung fu, so don't rush it for a while," Dan Xiao was about to frown again , he hurriedly said: "Why don't we think about having a wedding first!"

Dan Xiao was startled, and instantly remembered his original plan.

That's right, he originally planned to hold the wedding when he came back, but Bi Fang's stupid monster distracted his attention, and almost forgot such an important thing.

The curator couldn't wait, and immediately shrank into the exhibition hall where all the monsters were in front.

Ling Muyu sat where she was, continuing to peel pecans and eat them.

After listening to the movement, Xu Wu quietly poked his head from the side of the monitor, and asked in a low voice, "Administrator, are you not in a hurry to get back the godhead?"

Ling Muyu smiled, swallowed the pecan fruit in his mouth, and said: "It's useless to be anxious. There are two people, and one person is just in a hurry. I don't want to put him under pressure because of me. I think, when the initial rescue Going down to Danxiao, I never thought that one day I would get my godhead back."

Xu Wu nodded: "Love is another name for understanding and consideration."

Ling Muyu smiled: "Sure enough, he is a monster with the highest education, and he can speak famous sayings."

With reserved pride, Xu Wu threw the mouse and went over to chat with the administrator and eat pecans.

In the exhibition hall, the monsters changed from decoration monsters to chatter monsters and then to "sports" monsters. When the curator came and said a word, they turned into stupid monsters again.

What did the curator just say?

The monsters looked at each other.

"Dan Xiao, you, and, push, and get married?" Only Minghuo came to his senses, and asked word by word in a childish voice.

Dan Xiao looked down at the demon king who was only more than 80 centimeters tall, and the demon king looked back, and then sat on the ground unsteadily.

"Yes, Shi Tui and I are going to hold a wedding ceremony." Dan Xiao's voice was full of joy.

"Aww..." The monsters who finally came to their senses were overjoyed, screaming and jumping.

"Curator, you are finally getting married. We thought it would take hundreds of years." Taotie said excitedly.

Fenghuang slapped Taotie away with one wing, "Are you stupid, can Xiaoyu wait for hundreds of years?"

Qiongqi helped Taotie to hold his respect: "That's not what you said. Didn't the curator have a kung fu method to restore the little fish? It's nothing to wait for a hundred or 80 years for the little fish to recover."

Fu Zhu kicked Qiongqi's ass with one hoof, "Don't show off the lower limit of your IQ if you're a stupid monster."

Seeing that the monsters were about to put down their business again and start "moving" for some inexplicable reason, Dan Xiao immediately shouted: "Help me prepare for the wedding honestly, no fighting is allowed."

The monsters put away their ready-to-move paws, oh, and divided the work in a harmonious and friendly manner around the various wedding supplies that Dan Xiao took out.

Bi Fang jumped up and down on the spot in a daze, expressing that he didn't understand why these monsters were all beaming like they were married.

"You say you're stupid, but you still don't admit it." Taotie despises it, "We can eat the wedding between the curator and Xiaoyu."

Bi Fang was stunned.

But Taotie suddenly thought of something, stopped talking to Bi Fang, went to Ji Meng, and asked, "When will you and Xiao Jiu get married?"

There was a silence in the bustling exhibition hall, all the monsters looked at Ji Meng, Dan Xiao and Ming Huo also looked at him.

"Get married?" Ji Meng stammered and said, "I, I never thought about getting, getting married!"

The expressions of the monsters suddenly changed when they saw Ji Meng.

"Never thought about getting married?"

"Just want to start messing and give up?"

"I didn't expect Ji Meng to be such a god."

"Scum God."

Ji Meng was in a hurry: "Don't go too far, I'm such a scumbag."

Nine-Tailed Fox asked: "You want to abandon humans from beginning to end, aren't you a scumbag?"

Ji Meng: "I..."

Fat Yiniao said: "You are still lying to humans, you are the kind of scumbag that humans call."

Ji Meng: "You..."

Fenghuang concluded: "Dating a relationship not for the purpose of marriage is playing hooligans, and those who play hooligans are all scumbags."

Ji Meng: "No..."

All the demons: "Scum God."

"Shut up!" Ji Meng yelled, "I never said I wouldn't get married."

The monsters all showed the same smiles, "That's marriage!"

Ji Meng: "..."

The monsters began to discuss the wedding of Qi Meng and Li Jiujia again. The time is undecided, but one thing is certain - it cannot be with the curator Xiaoyu's wedding.

If they do it together, wouldn't they lose a chance to eat with their stomachs open.

For the problem of eating, monsters are still very shrewd.

Ji Meng was in a daze.

Wait a minute, it is obvious that the curator married Xiaoyu, how could it be that he and Li Jiujia are also getting married?