Mountain and Sea Museum

There is Niaoyan, whose shape is like a crane, with one foot, red veins and blue texture, and white beak.

So Bi Fang is a crane-like bird with only one foot, red hair on the head, green hair on the body, and a white beak.

Well, it's still a sand sculpture bird.

Before I beat it, it screamed as if it had been raped, making a lot of noise.

"To shut up!"

Dan Xiao patted Bi Fang on the head, and Bi Fang was instantly as quiet as a chicken. Gu Danxiao was aggrieved, and his eyes expressively expressed the meaning of "God, why do you help human beings and not me".

Ling Muyu couldn't bear it anymore, pinched Bi Fang's mouth, turned it to face herself, "Say, what are you doing to set fire to it?"

Bi Fang flapped his wings and pointed to his mouth.

How can you speak when your mouth is pinched.

Ling Muyu let go, Bi Fang opened his long beak and mocked: "Stupid human, you make a fake to pretend to be me, and you dare to ask me why I set fire."

The monsters at the foot of the mountain shook their heads and sighed—this sand sculpture of Bi Fang, we will remember to burn more paper for it on this day next year.

Ji Meng gloated, lowered his head and whispered to Li Jiujia: "Bi Fang is a stupid bird, he dares to speak hard even when he makes a mistake. I flooded half of the office, and Dongjun caught them all to work. He probably has to move bricks in our museum." Move to death, haha..."

Li Jiujia squeezed Ji Meng's hand, and thought helplessly: Mengmeng is so foolish and proud, could it be that he forgot that a rain flooded the entire Xishan Hall? !

Fake impersonation?Burned? !

The light bulb in Ling Muyu's head lit up, and he asked Bi Fang, "Have you ever burned fakes from other museums?"

Bi Fang shook his head triumphantly: "You human beings are getting more and more shameless, and you even use counterfeit goods to show off the majestic figure of the deity. The deity has to spend a little effort and burn it to you."

Ling Muyu glanced at it, took out his mobile phone, and sent a WeChat message to Deputy Director Yang of the National Museum, asking what the burned collections were and if there were any pictures.

Deputy curator Yang replied quickly, and also sent pictures of several fake cultural relics that had been burned.

Several of them are ritual vessels, and the patterns on them are all the gods of heaven, earth, mountains and rivers. If you zoom in and look closely, you can find a one-legged bird on them.

Okay, co-author Bi Fang is still a small expert in cracking down on counterfeiting.

Ling Muyu put away the phone, looked at Bi Fang with folded arms, and said with a cold face: "Well, anyway, you burned the fake, so you can display your real body here."

Bi Fang stopped flapping his wings, and the whole bird was stunned.

what did it hear?

Let it exhibit the real body of the ancient big demon here for humans to see?

"Impossible!" Bi Fang flatly refused, "What is the virtue and ability of human beings, let me exhibit them here!"

The monsters at the bottom of the mountain feel sorry for each other. The ancient big monsters who roamed the world can only hold specimens now. They are so wronged, and human beings have to pick and choose. Sometimes they say they are ugly, sometimes they say they are fat. There are so many demands. What a broken aesthetic! ! !

"You don't want to have an exhibition, do you?" Ling Muyu expressed her willingness, "Then close the little black room for 500 years."

"You can live for 50 years as a human being, and you want to shut down the deity for 500 years, haha, silly." Bi Fang laughed.

Ling Muyu turned her head and asked Dan Xiao seriously: "Can I eat charcoal grilled Bifang?"

Dan Xiao: "Yes."

Ling Muyu: "Would the meat of this ten-thousand-year-old monster be very bad?"

Dan Xiao: "Probably not. If it's really firewood, just eat the meat from the wings. The meat of the wings should not be firewood."

Bi Fang stiffened.

The monsters booed maliciously at the foot of the mountain: "Little fish, roast it, roast it, I haven't eaten Bifang yet."

"Shut up, shut up!" Bi Fang flapped his wings wildly. He tried his best to fly, but he couldn't escape. He looked at Dan Xiao depressedly for a while, and found that he was helping people instead of demons, so he had to try his best to save himself, "Don't eat me, I Not tasty, really."

"How do you know that you are not tasty? Have you ever eaten yourself?"

Bi Fang choked for a moment, feeling aggrieved, "I'm going to live forever, the meat must be old and hard to chew. If you have eaten chicken, you know that the meat is not good for old chickens."

Ling Muyu suppressed a smile and said, "You don't like the food, and you don't want to work to pay off your debts. What do you think should be done?"

Bi Fang was even more aggrieved: "I work part-time, and I let humans visit me."

Ling Muyu patted it on the head, "Well, yes, you can see that it is a promising monster."

Dan Xiao collected his spiritual power, and Bi Fang fell to the ground with a slap, and the monsters surrounded him, laughing and educating Bi Fang about museum knowledge.

Ling Muyu dragged Dan Xiao down from the mountain, and looked at the entire Xishan Hall, not to mention the obvious traces of Zhang'e Mountain being burned by fire, and some specimens from other mountains were also soaked by Ji Meng's rain. There are many places that have to be repaired due to the rain.

"Let's close the museum for a few days and restore the Xishan Hall?" Ling Muyu said to Dan Xiao.

"Okay, let the monsters repair together." Dan Xiao nodded.

When it was time for dinner, Bi Fang, who had been educated about museum knowledge, saw Ling Muyu, and the whole bird called out honestly, "Dongjun."

Ling Muyu handed it a roast chicken, but it obediently held it in its mouth and dared not eat it.

"Eat it, roasted chicken with honey sauce, the chicken is very tender and not at all firewood."

Bi Fang put the roast chicken on an empty plate, pecked at it bit by bit, and looked up at Danxiao Ling Muyu from time to time while pecking.

Dan Xiao noticed its gaze and asked, "Just say what you want."

Bi Fang was startled, the red hair on his head exploded.

"What? What's the problem?" Dan Xiao was surprised that it reacted so strongly.

The other gods and demons in the greenhouse also looked at Bi Fang.

Bi Fang swallowed the chicken in his mouth, stood upright, but his voice was extremely obsequious: "God, I heard from everyone that Dongjun's godhead is with you, have you ever thought about returning it to him?"

Dan Xiao put down his chopsticks, with a serious expression on his face, and asked, "How do you pay it back?"

Ji Meng and the monsters also looked at Bi Fang seriously.

Bi Fang said: "You still remember the battle ten thousand years ago, the gods. Yinglong was conspired to have exhausted his spiritual power, and it was the female demon who used the godhead to protect his last trace of spiritual power."

"Remember." Dan Xiao nodded, "And then?"

"Later, I met Ying Long in Kunlun, and he sneakily said to find a kung fu method that can return the godhead to the female demon." Bi Fang said, "You know, after the female demon separates the godhead, He has always been very weak, because of the defeat in the war, the Yellow Emperor did not allow him to enter Kunlun again, and he also risked everything for the sake of his daughter, so I don't know if he succeeded."

Dan Xiao asked eagerly: "What kind of exercise?"

Bi Fang shook his head, "I don't know about that, I just covered Ying Long so that Lu Wu didn't find him, and I didn't help him steal the exercises." Emphasized: "I'm an upright monster."

The hearts of all the demons dropped in their throats, and like Dan Xiao, they all had a slight look of disappointment on their faces.

Bi Fang didn't say what the exercise was, whether Yinglong succeeded in stealing it, and where the exercise would be if he succeeded.

In fact, it would be best if Ying Long successfully stole the exercise, so that at least it might be passed down, if it was in Kunlun...

There is no trace of Kunlun, and everything in it has dissipated. It is the homeland where gods and demons can never return.

Ling Muyu held Dan Xiao's hand, smiled slightly, and shook his head at him.

It's impossible to say that you don't want to stay with Dan Xiao forever.But Ling Muyu knows that many things cannot be forced, and forcing usually will not lead to good results.

He has lived as a human being for more than 20 years. He has had few relatives since he was a child, and was even on the verge of death. He has learned many things not to force.

Longevity, it is good to stay with your lover forever.

But if there is no other way, in the limited time, he will be kind to his lover, infinitely good.

Others are not too demanding.

"You just said that, but you didn't say it!" Taotie jumped up angrily and slapped Bi Fang.

Bi Fang was annoyed: "Why didn't I tell you! Isn't that exercise that Zunshen left in Kunlun before?! Even if Yinglong stole it, wouldn't Zunshen know?!"

Ji Meng and the monster looked at Dan Xiao together.

Dan Xiao was surprised, and pondered for a while: "I have such a skill? Why don't I remember it? Could it be that I also lost my memory?"

Jimeng, monsters and humans collapse together, what the hell! ! !

He co-authored and asked around, but in fact the solution lies with him, and he forgot about it. Is God's memory so unreliable?

"Okay, don't think about it for now." Ling Muyu clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, "Let's eat first, and we have to assign work after dinner."

The monsters were stunned for a moment, and were startled: "What job is assigned?" It wouldn't be because they had to go to work at night, and they would have to pay overtime.

Ling Muyu: "The West Mountain Hall has been turned into such a state that it needs to be repaired. We will not hire another construction team, so we will repair it ourselves. By the way, we will also check the other exhibition halls to see what needs to be repaired, and repair them all at once. "

The monsters said weakly: "Xiaoyu, isn't there a construction team in our Haijing hall to renovate? Why don't you just let them repair it?"

Ling Muyu: "It will cost extra money to let them decorate. Renovation already costs money, and the specimen of Queen Mother of the West is broken, which is another big expense. You have to save money, you know?"

All kinds of reluctant monsters: "..."

Ling Muyu made a big move: "Why don't you deduct the food expenses and let the construction team repair it."

"No no no no no..."

"Little fish, please don't, let's fix it."

"I like decoration the most. Decoration makes me happy."

"That's right, it's a pity that I'm not allowed to come to the Haijing hall for the renovation."

"That's right, my nickname is 'Little Decoration Expert', don't let anyone stop me from doing renovations."

The monsters scrambled to express their willingness to do it themselves, and stared at Bi Fang and Ji Meng while talking. If it weren't for the fire and the rain, they would be so miserable!

Ji Meng looked aggrieved, "Am I being kind? Otherwise, if Bi Fang burns down the exhibition hall, our losses will be even worse. Maybe Bi Fang will burn all the food expenses, and we will only be able to watch food shows on TV to satisfy our cravings in the future." .”

"!!!" Can only watch food shows? !

The monsters collectively glared at Bi Fang.

Bi Fang was furious, and pointed at Ji Meng with his wings, "God Ji Meng, you are too unkind."

Ji Meng's fairy face has an innocent expression - what is kindness?Can I eat it?Is it tasty?Does it taste like roast chicken?

The monsters were so angry that they ate their dinner in a storm, and all of them grinned grinningly and wanted to bully the museum.

Bi Fang yelled: "Help, there are bad monsters fighting monsters..."