The enemy suddenly gave me a kiss

You have really lowered the IQ level of our sect of Hidden Sword Villa. "

Shen Fangnan: "..." Grass, if he can't beat Jiluo with two ponytails, he would have had a vendetta against him long ago.

Everything went smoothly before, but after beating the second boss, Shen Fangnan was called away by his father for a while, and fainted when he came back.The road from the second boss to the third boss is the part where he lost his way back then!

Just as he was about to go crazy, he found a loli from Tangmen standing on a platform not far away, the one who just brought him into the dungeon.

Shen Fangnan walked towards that Tangmen lolita.

Loli Tang Sect saw him coming, and jumped to a higher place with light kung fu.Shen Fangnan jumped up like her, and was about to go to Nie Yun, when Lolita Tangmen dragged him over with her flying claws.

Shen Fangnan was in a cold sweat: He's not that good... But the little girl is kind enough to help!

So he chatted "thank you" to Tang Sect Loli Mi.

The other party responded with a cold "hmm".

Tang Sect Lolita led him to the next boss, successfully catching up with the start of the fight.

Every boss in the back, the loli of Tangmen would stop and wait for Shen Fangnan, and even Jiluo and Bing Xin with two ponytails found out.

Jiluo with two ponytails said on YY: "Nanfang, does this Tangmen loli have a crush on you?"

Bing Xin reminded: "Nanfang, you can't be bothered!"

Shen Fangnan was speechless: "Why am I bothering?!"

Bing Xin was surprised and asked back: "Aren't you already with the North?"

Shen Fangnan: "It's already big! It's all their nonsense."

Listening to his tone, Bing Xin didn't say any more, she just wondered in her heart: But wasn't it you who said you slept?

Such is the consequence of missing key explanations, sadly.

Because of the Tang Sect loli, Shen Fangnan's trip to the Qinhuangling dungeon went very smoothly this time, so when the salary was finally settled, Shen Fangnan sent a secret chat to express his gratitude: [Thank you today, you are so kind, let's play together in the future. 】Finally, Tangmen Lolita's friends were added.

As a result, as soon as he clicked to add friends, he received a secret chat from Tangmen Lolita:

[Don't add this account, this is not my account. 】

Shen Fangnan was a little dazed and had an ominous premonition, but he replied "Oh" honestly, obediently followed the premonition, and did not ask further.But Tangmen Lolita didn't let him go, and the secret chat came again:

【Let's play together, don't we play together every day? How else do you want to play together? 】

Shen Fangnan felt that these words, this tone, no matter how you looked at them, they looked familiar!

He thought for three seconds calmly, and before the next secret chat was sent, he decisively said,

Down!Wire!up!

☆、Chapter 12

[Why did you suddenly get off? 】

On QQ, the group of relatives and friends came up, and it was Jiluo with two ponytails who asked him in the group and sent a question.

Shen Fangnan was still circulating his conjectures in his mind, so he didn't think about it at all, so he replied: [Internet is disconnected. 】

Ji Luo with two ponytails: 【...Does the south think I'm a fool? 】

Bing Xin: [I can't, maybe the south is a fool? 】

Jiluo with two ponytails felt relieved.

Shen Fangnan: [... Bing Xin, are you arrogant just because I can't beat you? 】

Bing Xin is very honest: [Yes, yes, otherwise you would think so! 】

Shen Fangnan was speechless.

Seeing that Shen Fangnan was offline, Tang Da was also offline, it was getting late, Tang Da wanted to take Shen Fangnan to have a barbecue.

Shen Fangnan: "Go ahead and tell my parents."

Tang Da shrank his neck: "Go ahead and talk about it!"

Shen Fangnan knew that Tang Da was afraid of his parents, but he was not so cowardly before, so he rolled his eyes: "I'll go as I go."

***

After informing the parents, the two cousins ​​went out.On the way, Shen Fangnan received a text message from Zhao Fangbei: 【Are you disconnected from the Internet? 】

Shen Fangnan immediately turned to look at Tang Da vigilantly.

Tang Da was taken aback: "Why?!"

Shen Fangnan sent the text message interface to Tang Da: "Look for yourself! How did he know?"

Tang Da held his heart together: "It's not me!"

Shen Fangnan: "You people are so idle that you make troubles and troubles every day!"

Tang Da: "Don't make trouble, what kind of game are you playing?"

Shen Fangnan: "..."

While he was still thinking about how to reply to Zhao Fangbei, his cell phone rang.Tang Da glanced at it, and it was Zhao Fangbei, who retreated far away, stuffed his ears with his hands, and said with a pure face: "You pick it up, I don't listen."

Shen Fangnan clicked to answer.

Zhao Fangbei: "What's going on?"

Shen Fangnan struggled for a while, but decided to continue the lie, otherwise, he would not only explain to Zhao Fangbei, but also to his relatives and friends.

"Yeah, the internet is disconnected."

Zhao Fangbei: "I'm going to Hainan tomorrow."

Shen Fangnan was startled: "What? Are you coming to Hainan tomorrow?"

Tang Damiao put down his hands and rushed over: "Damn it! Why are you coming to Hainan! You are not allowed to come!"

Shen Fangnan: "Didn't you say you won't listen?"

Tang Da was innocent: "You shouted too loudly, you can't blame me."

Zhao Fangbei heard Tang Da's roar and asked knowingly, "Who is this?"

Shen Fangnan: "My cousin, you've seen it before, it's Tang Da." Shen Fangnan simply ordered the release.

Tang Da was still wailing: "Don't come, brother! Are you in collusion with Machete?"

Zhao Fangbei: "What are you colluding with?"

Tang Da covered his mouth - if Zhao Fangbei didn't know, wouldn't this group be exposed, and Shen Fangnan would know...

Tang Da: "It's nothing, don't come to Hainan..." He is feeling sorry for his Hang Baiju, he is so poor these days!

Zhao Fangbei: "What's the matter, Hainan Island is still a private property bought by your family?"

Tang Da laughed dryly: "How can that be? It's too unsocialist."

Zhao Fangbei: "It's good to know. Stop talking nonsense and return the phone to your cousin."

Tang Da was aggrieved: "I didn't snatch the phone, my cousin opened it up..."

Shen Fangnan: "What are you doing in Hainan?"

Zhao Fangbei: "I'm not here to see you, don't be nervous."

Shen Fangnan: "..." If you didn't come to see me, tell me a feather duster!Besides, if you want to come to my territory, why should I be nervous? If you want to be nervous, you are also nervous!

Before Shen Fangnan could say anything, Zhao Fangbei said, "Okay, hang up."

Then... hung up immediately.

Shen Fangnan was convinced, he didn't understand, what is the meaning of this call?Also, he still doesn't understand whether that Tangmen lolita is actually Zhao Fangbei... Should I ask?

Forget it, he went offline and asked, isn't this owed!

Anyway, Zhao Fangbei also said that he had nothing to do with him coming to Hainan, so Shen Fangnan took his cousin Tang Da to have a barbecue with peace of mind.

If Tang Da knew about his mental activity, Tang Da would definitely remind him "You are wrong!", but Tang Da didn't know, so Shen Fangnan could only continue to be wrong.How could it be that Shen Fangnan's last relationship failed so badly? Apart from meeting a scumbag, he himself was also a bit lacking, to be precise, he lacked a love brain.

***

Tang Da was very happy to have a barbecue with his cousin. If Zhao Dao hadn't sent him a message immediately, reminding him of the bet on a box of Hangbaiju, he would have been happier.

Tang Da stuttered and walked back - why did he choose such an expensive Hangbai chrysanthemum, it was simply sick!

Shen Fangnan asked him with concern: "What's wrong with you?"

Tang Da could only say "it's okay", otherwise the bet and Xiaoqun would be exposed.

"Hey, isn't this Liar South!"

A person appeared in front of the two of them, and wiped away the good mood accumulated by the cousins ​​after eating barbecue. It was Shen Fangnan's scumbag ex-boyfriend.

Shen Fangnan didn't want to deal with this kind of idiot, and planned to go around, but was stopped by his scumbag ex-boyfriend.

"Don't go, don't you want to catch up with me?"

Shen Fangnan gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and trembled all over.

Seeing that something was wrong, Tang Da rushed forward and opened the hand of the scumbag's ex-boyfriend: "Do you still want to be beaten?!"

The scumbag's ex-boyfriend showed a disgusting smile, and leaned in front of Shen Fangnan: "You don't have money to show off, look at your body, the dirt is scum. I bought these slippers for 20 yuan."

Shen Fangnan took a deep breath: "No, it's ten yuan."

The scumbag's ex-boyfriend hugged the person next to him tightly, and said to the little girl, "Did you see that some people save money in real life just to show off in the game, and call themselves tall, rich and handsome, it's disgusting."

The little girl smiled and said nothing.

"gone."

The scumbag ex-boyfriend left with his arms around the little girl.

Tang Da was a little scared, walked over and grabbed Shen Fangnan's hand: "Brother... shall we go home?"

☆、Chapter 13

Shen Fangnan raised his head and smiled at Tang Da: "I'm fine, let's go home." Shen Fangnan seemed to be fine, but his mood was depressed, and he walked back slowly.

Tang Da followed his footsteps and asked puzzledly: "Brother, why didn't you tell him that you are not poor at all?"

Shen Fangnan: "What's the point..."

Tang Da was indignant: "At least he has no face to say such a thing! If the second aunt and uncle know that you are called poor outside, they will be so angry! You should really let him see your house and the car in the garage. No, you should show him the bank card balance directly!"

Shen Fangnan sighed: "So what if he knows, a person who was caught and raped by me, should I use this method to save him?"

Tang Da jumped violently: "Save the ball! I just want to convince you!"

Shen Fangnan: "This kind of anger, there is nothing to argue about, forget it."

Tang Da saw that his cousin was not active, so he asked tentatively, "Brother, don't you still care about him?"

Shen Fangnan couldn't help kicking Tang Da's ass: "Shangxin is a ball! Didn't you see that he changed another one just now? The gender has changed! I still have a heart for this kind of scum, I have Sick!"

Tang Da breathed a sigh of relief: "As long as you know, as long as you know."

Before the breath was relieved, Tang Da heard Shen Fangnan gritted his teeth: "I... I... I'm still angry!"

Tang Da put his arms around Shen Fangnan's shoulders: "I know, I know, let's think of something happy!"

Shen Fangnan took a deep breath, and then asked, "What's the matter?"

Tang Da fell into deep thought: "Hmm...For example, come from the north to Hainan?"

Shen Fangnan gasped at his dantian: "...Get lost!"

***

Although he said he didn't care, Shen Fangnan's mood was inevitably depressed.

The scumbag's ex-boyfriend was also met by Shen Fangnan in the game. He happened to have the same sexuality, happened to be in the same city, and happened to have a good chat. No, it should be Shen Fangnan's unilateral thought that the chat was good.In fact, it was just that the other party thought he was rich, so he kept showing favor.

When the two met for the first time, it was very sudden.

Shen Fangnan stayed at the home of a classmate in high school. The day before was his classmate's birthday. Someone got drunk and vomited all over him. Because the classmate was not tall enough, Shen Fangnan was wearing his classmate's father's clothes.

Shen Fangnan was walking on the road and ran into the scumbag's ex-boyfriend. Tang Da called out "Shen Fangnan". The scumbag's ex-boyfriend heard it and came up to ask.He felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so he admitted it.

At that time, Shen Fangnan did not expect that this time he would leave such an impression on his scumbag ex-boyfriend, so that he wore his own clothes later on, and the scumbag ex-boyfriend felt that he borrowed the clothes for the sake of the scene.

Ha ha.

Thankfully he thought it was okay.

What disgusted him the most was that the scumbag's ex-boyfriend clearly looked down on him in his heart, and he still talked and laughed with him before he broke up with him.Because Shen Fangnan is not short of money, he often buys things for his scumbag ex-boyfriend, such as clothes, hairstyles, capes, mounts, orange weapons, and various gifts in reality.

Maybe when he received it, the other party laughed at him for slapping his face and pretending to be a fat man.

Until he caught rape in bed.

Thankfully.

Fortunately, when he was with his scumbag ex-boyfriend, he didn't have time to do anything.

But in the eyes of the other party, I'm afraid I'm just a fool without a cash machine.

Forget it.

I cry ass.

Shen Fangnan wiped away his tears and opened the door that had been knocked for a long time.

Tang Da stood outside.

Tang Da was so nervous that he grabbed him and sized him up: "If you don't open the door, I'm going to hit the door."

Shen Fangnan: "This door is very expensive, you can't open it."

Tang Da rolled his eyes angrily at this moment, "Why didn't you speak so eloquently when you were dealing with that scum?! You were like a doormat, just thinking about it made me angry. Later, I used the things you bought to hook up with others in the game." !"

Shen Fangnan was curious: "How do you know?"

Tang Da: "Hmph, don't worry about it."

Shen Fangnan narrowed his eyes: "Could you just know about it? Machete?"

Tang Da was stunned: "How do you know?"

Shen Fangnan: "..." I just guessed it casually.

Tang Da said triumphantly, "Machete is his enemy."

Shen Fangnan rolled his eyes: "What's wrong with being an enemy? What are you so proud of?"

Tang Da clenched his fists: "With a common enemy, friendship will go further!"

Shen Fangnan dismissed it: "We have a common enemy, Zhao Fangbei, why didn't our friendship go further? You still sold your teammates!"

Tang Da: "What do you call enemy? Bah! Don't insult the pure word enemy!"

Shen Fangnan: "..." Grass.

***

Because he was in a bad mood, Shen Fangnan didn't go online for a day, and didn't look at the group of relatives and friends.

The second day after seeing the scumbag's ex-boyfriend, Shen Fangnan and Tang Da went out to find friends for a day. Because it was not far away, they didn't bother to drive there. The two of them pedaled their bicycles to find them. In the evening, the two of them rode their bicycles back.

On the way back, half of the way is my own garden, but the old people of the two families along the street are full of vegetables... At first, they disagreed. An extremely expensive villa, with vegetables growing in the garden of the villa, is it plausible?

outrageous.

But it's useless, I can't beat my parents.

Then plant it.

It looks pretty good, but the vegetable garden is paired with a big villa, which feels indescribably inconsistent.

"Your beans are growing well."

"Hehe, your Chinese cabbage is also very juicy."

……

Cousins ​​hurt each other, and no one gave way.

The two were almost home, when they suddenly heard two old ladies calling them: "Southern! Tang Da! You just came back! Come and help me hunt down these vegetable thieves!"

Although Tang Da was usually a bit skinny, he was still filial to the old man. Hearing this call, he swung his bicycle aside and was about to rush up to fight.

Before Shen Fangnan approached, he saw a Land Rover parked nearby, and two old men clashed with his old lady, holding the beans that he had just praised.

Such an old man drives a Land Rover?

Shen Fangnan was puzzled, and approached the cab, just as the person in the cab opened the door, the person inside raised his head and met Nanfang——

"It is you!"

"It's you?!"

☆、Chapter 14

The person who got out of the car was tall and wearing a pair of sunglasses, but Shen Fangnan still recognized it immediately, it was Zhao Fangbei.

Zhao Fangbei smiled, took off his sunglasses, and looked down at Shen Fangnan: "I can't say I don't want to see you."

Shen Fangnan: "..." Crazy you!

The two wanted to say a few more words, but they were interrupted by the old man at home——

"Why is Beibei standing still, hurry up and help, Bai Chang is so tall!"

"Nanfang, come here and help grandma!"

……

The two looked at each other, forget it, let's deal with the parents first.

Shen Fangnan walked over and saw that Tang Da's hand was also on the beans, and the five of them were at war, so they asked, "What's going on?"

Seeing her grandson coming, Nanfang's grandma hummed, "They stole grandma's beans in Nanfang."

Grandma Nan added: "I wanted to steal the Chinese cabbage I planted, but we didn't do it when we saw it!"

Shen Fangnan: "..."

What is this called?

Zhao Fangbei also came over, but instead of standing behind his grandma and grandfather, he stood next to Shen Fangnan.

The northern grandma is unhappy: "Northern, come here!"

Zhao Fangbei was helpless, snoring Shen Fangnan while he was not paying attention, brushed his hair, and then stood beside his grandma.After all, Zhao Fangbei is 1.9 meters seven, and his height is very impressive, so as soon as he stood up, Grandma Bei's chest puffed up.

snort!

Grandma in the north: "It's just a few beans, the vegetables are not stolen!"

Zhao Fangbei saw that the other side was about to curse, so he quickly said, "Grandma, stealing vegetables here is called stealing!"

The southern grandmother was very angry: "You drive such a nice car, and you come to steal vegetables! I don't know how to go to the vegetable market to buy them in the supermarket! If not, you can also deliver them."

Grandma in the north: "It's different. The ones picked in the field are the same as the ones bought! I just saw that the beans grow very well!"

As soon as these words came out, Nanfang's grandmother's expression became subtle: "Then, you praise me for being good beans, and you can't steal them."

Here it goes again, grandma likes others to praise her for her good vegetables.Shen Fangnan couldn't help laughing.

The northern grandma heard that the southern grandma's tone softened, and she was embarrassed to raise her voice, and lowered her voice to complain: "Neighbors don't have any friendship at all!"

Shen Fangnan couldn't help but said: "Your family is in the northeast, we are in Hainan, this neighborhood is too far away..."

The northern grandma was surprised: "How do you know we are from the Northeast?!"

Shen Fangnan didn't answer, but looked at Zhao Fangbei.

Zhao Fangbei had no choice but to explain: "...we know each other."

The northern grandma was happy: "Then it will be easier to talk about it..."

Before his grandma finished speaking, Zhao Fangbei continued, "But not friends."

Beibei's grandma opened her mouth wide: "Not a friend? Beibei! What did you do? Didn't you bring back your date to show to grandma?!"

Zhao Fangbei: "..."

Tang Da: "..."

Shen Fangnan: "..."

Grandma Nan and Grandma Nan were also surprised: "Nanfang, do you have a date?"

Shen Fangnan was about to collapse: "No! The two of us are..."

He was halfway through the sentence, and then suddenly fell silent, because he found that the conversation had reached this point, and no one on the two sides let go of the beans...Suddenly he said that he was an enemy, would they fight directly...

Zhao Fangbei: "We are enemies."

Shen Fangnan: "..." I'm sick!

As soon as Zhao Fangbei finished speaking, the old people on both sides were frightened by the sharp turn and were at a loss.

Tang Da was so vain that he didn't dare to speak.

The old people on both sides looked at their children, then at the beans, and then at the people on the other side of the beans—what should they do next?Let's fight, it's a bit weird; let's make a noise, what's the noise?

Zhao Fangbei didn't care so much, he walked up to Shen Fangnan and put his arms around his shoulders: "Can you please ask the two old ladies to give me grandma and grandpa, and I will compensate Nanfang for the loss?"

The Southern Grandma and the Southern Grandma looked at each other, confused: "Aren't you enemies? How do you make up for it? Beat me up?"

Shen Fangnan: "..."

Zhao Fangbei held Shen Fangnan's hand and was still playing with Shen Fangnan's hair, but Shen Fangnan didn't feel anything.Tang Da couldn't stand it anymore, and said to his grandmother and the grandmother in the south: "They are not enemies, they are just kidding around, don't bother with them! Just forget about the beans. That... grandma and grandpa in the north, right? We have dinner at home?"

The northern grandma didn't know what it means to be polite: "Okay, can I pick a Chinese cabbage?"

Shen Fangnan: "What is your family, there is no one in your family, why don't you go to my house to eat in the end?"

Tang Da: "It's the same~ Is it okay, grandma?"

The southern grandma was a little puzzled by this situation: "It is possible, but what is the relationship between the two of them?"

Tang Da pushed Nannan Grandma and Nannan Grandma towards home: "Let them deal with their relationship, anyway, there is no enmity!"

At this moment, the southern grandmother and the southern grandmother let go of the beans, and the northern grandmother quickly stuffed the beans into Zhao Fangbei's Land Rover while the southern grandmother, the southern grandmother, and Tang Da were all facing away.

Shen Fangnan: ...I'm still watching.

Grandma Beibei: "Then I'm going to have dinner with your grandpa, you two... solve it by yourself."

Shen Fangnan wanted to beat Tang Da to death, what kind of proposal...

After the others left, only Zhao Fangbei and Shen Fangnan were left behind.

Shen Fangnan was a little embarrassed, he didn't know how to speak, and he didn't know whether he should speak or not.

At this time, Zhao Fangbei suddenly said, "Your hair is quite soft."

Shen Fangnan: "???? What the hell?" Turning his head to kick Zhao Fangbei, his hair hurt, "Hiss! What are you doing with your hands?!"

Zhao Fangbei rubbed Shen Fangnan's backhand out of habit, and didn't answer Shen Fangnan's question - if he told Shen Fangnan that he was used to playing with dog fur, so he played with his hair, he would definitely be beaten.This is Hainan, Shen Fangnan's territory.

Zhao Fangbei: "Where shall we eat?"

Shen Fangnan said angrily: "Go out to eat, didn't you say you want to compensate me?"

Zhao Fangbei thought for a while and said, "But I want to eat your beans, what should I do?"

"Damn!" Shen Fangnan was angry, "Why do you ask me when you have an idea? Also, what's so obsessive about a bean?"

Zhao Fangbei stared at the beans in the vegetable field, put his chin on the top of Shen Fangnan's head, and said affectionately: "You don't understand, beans are the romantic feelings of Northeast people."

Shen Fangnan rolled his eyes: Only ghosts want to understand this kind of strange romantic feelings.

Then he unhappily saved the top of his head—what if it is too short!

Shen Fangnan: "Go to my house for dinner? Don't you think it's weird? We're still on each other's enemies list!"

Zhao Fangbei looked at Doujiao, then at Shen Fangnan, and then at Doujiao: "Go online at your house, I will delete your enemy, if you can give me a few more Chinese cabbages when I leave, you will be robbed." Dart me, just write it off."

Shen Fangnan: "..." Grass!

Zhao Fangbei looked at Doujiao for a while, then turned his head to stare at Shen Fangnan, hesitated to speak, and stared for a long time.

Shen Fangnan's heart skipped a beat.

Zhao Fangbei hesitated for a long time, and finally asked: "Well... I have something to say, I hope you don't mind."

Shen Fangnan's heart skipped a beat: "..." What did he want to say...

☆、Chapter 15

It seemed that what he was going to say was a bit difficult to say, Zhao Fangbei hesitated: "Hmm..."

Under his gaze, Shen Fangnan's face turned red.

Zhao Fangbei: "Can you ask your grandma how the beans are grown so well and the Chinese cabbage grow so well?"

Shen Fangnan bit the root, endured and endured, and finally let out a roar: "North! Fang! Jun! Master! I! Grass! Niu! Big! Master!"

After speaking, he turned his head and walked home.

Mad!

I'm sick! I am!

In fact, Shen Fangnan was not angry with Zhao Fangbei, but angry with his own reaction just now.

Ahhhhh!

Then Shen Fangnan found that his hand was being grabbed.

Zhao Fangbei: "Hey! Don't be angry, if your family's secret recipe doesn't want to say it, forget it! You can't be so angry, right?"

Shen Fangnan was so ashamed that his face was flushed red, and he didn't want to turn his head at all, but it was a pity that Zhao Fangbei was a master, so he raised his hand and brought him back. Seeing his blushing, he was terrified: "You won't suffer from heat stroke, right?! Hurry up!" go home!"

Shen Fangnan patted his hand away: "No!"

Zhao Fangbei: "Really?"

Shen Fangnan was speechless: "Really not!"

Zhao Fangbei: "Don't be brave. Let's go, you take the co-driver and show me the way." As he said, he picked up Shen Fangnan's bicycle parked beside him, and the one that Tang Da had forgotten, and stuffed them into the Land Rover. in the trunk.

Shen Fangnan couldn't bear to see him treat the car like this: "Just put the bicycle in the vegetable garden first."

Zhao Fangbei: "It's okay, I can take it."

Shen Fangnan: "Is that how you treat this car?"

Zhao Fangbei pushed Shen Fangnan into the co-driver, closed the door, sat down in the driver's seat, and pointed to the seat belt, reminding Shen Fangnan to fasten it: "It's not a very good car, so what's the matter, just drive it in Hainan for a few days That's all."

Shen Fangnan: "..." Damn it, is he really rich or fake rich?

His knowledge of Zhao Fangbei was still the same as the last time he went to the Northeast, and he had already decided that Zhao Fangbei was an idiot, including now——he looked up and down Zhao Fangbei's clothes, and he was really ashamed.

Zhao Fangbei: "What are you looking at?"

Shen Fangnan thought for a while, and then said: "You don't dress too well, do you?"

Zhao Fangbei laughed: "Aren't you dressed casually? It's completely different from the last time you saw me."

Shen Fangnan: "It was different last time, am I right at home today..."

Zhao Fangbei laughed loudly: "So, did you dress up last time you came to see me?"

Shen Fangnan: "..." Grass.

Zhao Fangbei: "Why did you keep staring at me to rob the dart?"

Shen Fangnan: "...It's just a coincidence."

Zhao Fangbei asked meaningfully: "Really?"

Shen Fangnan said firmly: "Yes!"

Zhao Fangbei: "But I heard that you were staring at Tiance and beating them at that time."

Shen Fangnan refused to admit it: "...No."

Zhao Fangbei glanced at Shen Fangnan's expression and didn't ask any further questions.

The two just fell silent, and then they arrived.

In fact, Zhao Fangbei drove very slowly, as slow as a steamroller, otherwise he would have arrived long ago.

Nanfang got out of the car to open the door and directed Zhao Fangbei to park the car.

Zhao Fangbei got down, walked around to the parking space, and picked up a bicycle in one hand: "Where do you put this?"

Shen Fangnan wanted to help, but found that he had no room to intervene, so he pointed to the awning and said, "Leave it there."

After putting away the car, the two entered, only to find Tang Da sitting in the living room.

Shen Fangnan asked, "Just you?"

Tang Da spread his hands: "They are all in the kitchen."

Shen Fangnan glanced at Zhao Fangbei strangely, and then said to Tang Da: "Why did you let the guests into the kitchen?"

Tang Da: "They said they want to exchange cooking skills! Anyway, the kitchen is big."

"Ok."

Fortunately, it was daytime on weekdays, and Shen Fangnan's parents were not at home.

Otherwise, it will be more troublesome to explain!

Shen Fangnan was a little lucky.

After thinking about it, he led Zhao Fangbei to the computer room, and Tang Da followed him.

Shen Fangnan: "Didn't you just say you want to go online, let's go here."

Zhao Fangbei: "Okay, courtesy is reciprocal, you have to give me beans."

Shen Fangnan was speechless: "Here! Chinese cabbage is also given!"

Zhao Fangbei happily gave Shen Fangnan a hug, and then turned on the phone and went online.

Tang Da stood behind the two, unable to understand their conversation, he felt that he shouldn't be here, he should go downstairs.Immediately afterwards, Tang Da saw Zhao Fangbei log in to his account, and then——

Deleted Shen Fangnan from the list of enemies? !

Tang Da took out his mobile phone with a slightly trembling hand, and sent the explosive news to the small group.

There was an eruption in the small group!

Among them, Zhao Dao, the biggest winner of the North-South meeting gambling game, sent a meaningful expression.

After Zhao Fangbei deleted it, he wanted to quit the game and shut down, but was stopped by Shen Fangnan: "Wait a minute, I deleted you too."

Zhao Fangbei: "You don't have to delete it. I use this to exchange beans and Chinese cabbage."

Shen Fangnan: "..." Really sick!

But he still deleted Zhao Fangbei from his list of enemies, and said: "Anyway, I didn't have any hatred against you. It was you who added me as an enemy, so I added it casually." The game quit, but Zhao Fangbei grabbed his hand.

Shen Fangnan: "What?"

Zhao Fangbei didn't answer, and directly operated Shen Fangnan's game interface to add his account as his friend: "Okay."

Shen Fangnan: "..."

As for Tang Da, he was so shocked that he even forgot to post the group news.

These two are so magical!

Zhao Fangbei: "Let's organize everyone to call again, do you still have a computer at home?"

Shen Fangnan: "Yes, yes, but are you sure?"

Zhao Fangbei sat down directly, logged out of Shen Fangnan's account, logged into his own account, and said calmly: "It's not like I haven't never done such things as online gang fights."

Shen Fangnan thought of his stupid trip to the northeast last time.

Fine.

Shen Fangnan dragged Tang Da to his room to log in.

Tang Da: "Brother, there is no computer in your room!"

Shen Fangnan: "Then go to the computer room and find out that notebook."

"Oh."

Tang Da went to the computer room, took out his notebook from the cabinet, and was about to go back to Shen Fangnan, but was stopped by Zhao Fangbei.

"You wait."

"What?"

Zhao Fangbei patted the empty table next to him, and said in a serious tone: "Sit here, I have something to ask you."

Tang Da was startled, and sat down beside Zhao Fangbei.

What is he going to ask?

☆、Chapter 16

Zhao Fangbei: "Is it true what you told Machete?"

What?

Tang Da was stunned.

Zhao Fangbei: "You knew Machete earlier than I knew Nanfang. Before I was robbed by him, you told Machete that you beat a fool and got injured; yesterday you told Machete that you met again. That idiot. Right?"

Tang Da was too surprised to speak, and wanted to lower his head and turn on his cell phone to ask Zhao Dao.

Zhao Fangbei raised his chin: "You don't need to ask him, the machete is called Zhao Dao, and he is my eldest nephew."

Tang Da: "Damn!" He is so small!

Tang Da was furious, and didn't want to listen to Zhao Fangbei's nonsense, so he went to find his cousin with his laptop in his arms.

Seeing him rushing in aggressively, Shen Fangnan wondered, "What's wrong with you?"

Tang Da: "Machete is the nephew of the North!"

Shen Fangnan: "..."

Cousin's behavior is a bit abnormal, maybe I guessed it...

Shen Fangnan didn't know how to comfort others, so he could only pat Tang Da on the shoulder: "It's better to know now than later."

Tang Da fell on the bed: "I'm still talking about you, I'm the big idiot..."

Shen Fangnan looked at Tang Da, hesitant to speak.

Tang Da: "Don't comfort me, I've been played around by a child, they don't know how to laugh at me!"

Shen Fangnan: "No...I just want to say, you dirty my bed again."

Tang Da was angry: "Do you still have humanity! At this time, you are still concerned about your bed!"

Shen Fangnan was very serious: "The bed is the tightest right now, besides, didn't you say that you have nothing with the scimitar?"

"..." Tang Da was furious, so he decided to hide the fact that Zhao Fangbei had just chatted with him, hum!

The fork in life lies in the importance of a bed sheet.

***

The two logged into the game.

As soon as Shen Fangnan went online, he received a secret chat from Zhao Fangbei, asking him to go to Qutang Gorge.

The rocks, rivers, ships, and even mid-air around the battlefields they often fight are surrounded by a group of hang-up people.It's not accurate to say that it's on-hook, because it will change from time to time, and white characters will float out in the near chat channel.This group of people who were outside the attack range were melon-eating people who came to watch when they were full and had nothing to do.

In the past, there were only sporadic people watching, but then I don’t know where the news came from, saying that the two people watching the fight between Zhao Fangbei and Shen Fangnan’s relatives and friends saw each other, so Zhao Fangbei and Shen Fangnan’s relatives and friends took over. Go to a bunch of secret chats and ask them where the next appointment will be.

Fortunately, they serve as an unknown small pension server in the countryside. There are not many people. There are not many people in the camp who are full and have nothing to do, and those who like to watch the excitement and eat melons. There are small fighters in the camp, but not too many.

In fact, people from the two camps had volunteered to set aside a special plot of land in Qutang Gorge to fight for them. Accidentally make appointments to do achievements and play in the arena, which can be regarded as making a lot of relatives and friends. As for whether it will further develop into other indescribable relationships, it generally depends on personal nature.

But today, the crowd of onlookers was extraordinarily large!

what's the situation?

Shen Fangnan was a little stunned - didn't he just go online?

The relatives and friends of both parties are ready, and the people come together!all!together!together!

Shen Fangnan was shocked!

Shen Fangnan asked Tang Da: "Who did you notify?"

Tang Da looked innocent: "I don't have it, I haven't had time yet!"

Shen Fangnan said angrily, "Undercover! There must be an undercover on the other side among us! Don't let me know who it is!"

Tang Da also landed in Qutang Gorge: "Why are there so many people around?"

Shen Fangnan: "I want to know too!"

He clicked on the faction channel, and was almost fainted by the breath in the channel:

[The final battle between Zhao Fangbei and Shen Fangnan will be fought in the old place of Qutang Gorge, don't miss it when you pass by! #bulb#lightbulb#bulb]

Don't watch it, the world channel must be watching too.

If Shen Fangnan pays more attention, he will find that the Martial Art channel has actually opened.

[My Hidden Sword Villa will never lose!chirp chirp chirp! 】

[I bet on a chicken Xiaomeng, Shen Fangnan will win!Be upbeat! 】

……

Perhaps because Shen Fangnan didn't respond on the sect channel, he received a lot of hidden sword chats, like this:

[Same family, the dignity of Husband Villa depends on you to maintain it! 】

【Come on!The face of our second young master is in your hands, let the wife's house know how good we are! 】

……

This sect is also very hard.

But in fact, Tiance's side is not much better.Zhao Fangbei also received many private chats:

[Big brother, I will sponsor you a piece of imperial bamboo grass, you have to work hard for the reputation of Dongdu wolf. 】

[Brother, I'll give you the imperial bamboo grass, let me know about my wife's villa? 】

……

In this regard, I can only say: They are all too idle!

Shen Fangnan couldn't take it anymore, what was this all about, so he chatted with Zhao Fangbei secretly, asking what was going on.

Zhao Fangbei was very calm: 【Our relatives and friends are too busy. 】

Shen Fangnan was speechless - what a careless friend!

So what are you talking about, start fighting?

Before the two sides could decide the winner, Shen Fangnan heard the old man's voice:

"South—North—Tang Da—eating!"

Before Shen Fangnan had time to turn off the wheat, Nanfang's grandmother entered the house: "Northern isn't here, huh? Go and ask Beibei to eat!"

YY, one piece, dead silence.

It’s over.

Shen Fangnan let go of his hands controlling the mouse and keyboard.

Jumping into the Pacific Ocean can't wash it off...

The grandma in the south saw her grandson and grandson in a daze, and patted Shen Fangnan dissatisfiedly: "Why are you so dazed! Grandma is talking to you, where is the north? His grandparents are still downstairs waiting to have dinner together, hurry up!" Click it down, you know?"

Shen Fangnan's mind was spinning at high speed, but he couldn't think of an explanation that everyone could believe. As for the truth, hehe, who would believe it? Come to my house for dinner?

Idol dramas dare not act like this!

Tang Da saw that his cousin's mind had froze, so he hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, grandma, let's go down now, grandma will go down first and wait for us, I'll call Beibei."

Southern Grandma: "Remember, don't start playing games again after I leave!"

Tang Da: "Okay, okay, grandma, don't worry!"

Then Grandma Southern left.

But Shen Fangnan's mind has not turned around yet.

In YY, Jiluo with two ponytails couldn't help but say: "You...have you met your parents?"

☆、Chapter 17

Shen Fangnan didn't know how to answer this question.

What's worse, because Shen Fangnan's group of relatives and friends was attacked by this explosive information, the combat effectiveness of the whole group dropped sharply, and finally the group was wiped out...

The group is gone...

Zang Jian, who paid attention to this matter, lost his anger, and angrily swiped the world, and Tiance, who paid attention to it, rejoiced.

Shen Fangnan looked at the scrolling world channel, feeling helpless—what are you guys doing to join in the fun, returning the husband’s mansion and wife’s villa, why don’t you do this?