The enemy suddenly gave me a kiss

"

Poison Sister: "Hey~"

Brother Hua said: "Don't be ashamed, but be proud." Then he secretly opened a small account to post to his relatives and friends, Sister Du.

***

The culprit, Zhao Fangbei, went offline after saying this. He went out with his friends and drank a lot of wine. He was going to sleep, but when he remembered that Shen Fangnan called him when he was outside, he went online. I did, but I didn't expect that Shen Fangnan was not online.

Originally, when this happened, he just went offline and went to sleep.

Maybe it was because he was not so clear-headed, so he called him for some reason, and found that he was also sleeping, so Zhao Fangbei went offline and went to sleep.

As soon as he lay down, he received a call from Shen Fangnan, answered it inexplicably, and fell asleep when the phone hung up.

Poor Shen Fangnan was left to face the coming storm alone.

☆、Chapter 7

Shen Fangnan looked at a row of dialog boxes, not knowing what to do...

At this time, his cell phone rang again.

He has a big head.

Frowning, he brought the phone over, and it was indeed Tang Da.

Shen Fangnan hesitated for a long time, but didn't answer. At this time, a line of very shocking words floated from Tang Da's dialog box on the screen:

[If you don't answer the phone, I'll go to your house right away. 】

Gee!

Shen Fangnan knew that Tang Da would do what he said, because Tang Da was not only his relative and friend, but also his cousin. Tang Da brought him into the pit of Jiansan.

Tend to domineering, he picked up the phone.

Shen Fangnan said weakly, "Hello?"

Tang Da: "Come down and open the door for my uncle, I'm at your door."

Shen Fangnan: "..." M...M...P...

Before Shen Fangnan had time to say anything, the door was pushed open, and when he turned his head, he saw Tang Da put down the phone from his ear and threw it on the bed, then someone rushed towards him and ripped off Shen Fangnan's pants.

Tang Da: "surprise!"

Shen Fangnan was so frightened that he quickly pulled up his pants.

Tang Da turned his back and lifted Shen Fangnan's clothes: "Yoxi!"

Shen Fangnan put on his trousers and immediately protected his back.

Tang Da walked around in front of him again, and lifted up Shen Fangnan's front clothes: "Completed!"

Shen Fangnan: "What are you doing!"

Tang Da jumped to sit on Shen Fangnan's bed, and smiled cheaply: "Are you guys really awake?"

"Sleep with you big-headed ghost!" Shen Fangnan was angry.

Tang Da leaned over to look at him: "No way, is he not good enough?"

Shen Fangnan: "Impossible!" After saying these three words, he regretted it.

Tang Da had a smirk on his face: "Oh, it's impossible. This answer is very subtle, it implies the hope to try, and Mo-da-trust!"

Shen Fangnan: "Get lost!"

Tang Da really rolled on the bed.

Shen Fangnan kicked Tang Da: "What are you doing here!"

Tang Da ignored him, holding the mobile phone that had just been thrown on the bed and yelling: "Did you all hear just now—"

A messy answer mixed with the sound of the keyboard came from the other end of the phone——

"heard it!"

"The north is weak!"

"The south is worthless!"

"Cut~"

"disappointment!"

……

Shen Fangnan: "..." Tang Da's mouth was slit, and he will be imprisoned for several years...

Tang Da turned off YY on his phone, and leaned over again: "What on earth did you go to find the North?"

Shen Fangnan hesitated to speak.

A look of doubt appeared on Tang Da's face.

Shen Fangnan: "I told you, you can't laugh at me."

Tang Da: "OK."

Shen Fangnan: "...offline real person PK."

Tang Da: "Oh, real people offline hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Shen Fangnan: "..." Tang Da's mouth was slit, how many years will he be in prison...

Tang Da, a little swordsman, not only laughed, but also rolled around frankly, rolling around on his custom-made [-]-meter-wide bed, like a cane.

Tired of balls...

Shen Fangnan: "Get out of here! It's so dirty, rub it on my bed."

Tang Da: "I'll just rub it!" As he spoke, he rubbed his oily hair that he hadn't washed for a few days on the quilt.

Shen Fangnan, who loves cleanliness, was furious, jumped on the bed and beat him: "Are you a fucking dog! Get down!"

It's a pity that Tang Da is shameless, he said: "I am, Wang!"

Shen Fangnan: "..." Grass!

Tang Da sat up, put away his smile, and asked very seriously: "Speaking seriously, you really don't mean anything else?"

Shen Fangnan: "What the fuck, how old am I?"

Tang Da: "Oh my brother, you still know how old you are, and you still want to fool me with offline real person PK. I have heard that the northerners live in the northeast, you fly from Hainan to the northeast, and go to the offline real person PK, do you think I'm stupid?"

Shen Fangnan suddenly grasped the point: "How do you know that the north is in the northeast?"

Tang Da suddenly started laughing, and Shen Fangnan also started to falter when asked.

Shen Fangnan sneered: "Did that relative and friend in the north, Machete, tell you?"

Tang Da: "Oh, I'm not familiar with Machete at all!"

Shen Fangnan didn't believe it at all: "Whoever asks if you are familiar with him is trying to cover up the obvious."

Tang Da: "Hey, why did your IQ suddenly go up?"

"Bah!" Shen Fangnan didn't bother to care about the emotional problems of this stinky cousin, he had already seen that machete, he was so black-bellied, and kept abducting Tang Da. .

He didn't tell Tang Da that he had been displeased with this little swordsman for a long time, and he wished to see Tang Da being tricked by a scimitar.

Shen Fangnan didn't bother to care about him, so he sat directly in front of the computer, intending to play the game, and asked what happened - Tang Da had already killed him, there must be something unexpected happened.

Shen Fangnan put on the earphones and joined the guild YY: "Are you all there?"

"Yo! The south is coming."

"How about the South?"

"You are not righteous in the south, you went to the north without saying a word, and you didn't tell us."

"That's right, they are still relatives and friends!"

……

Shen Fangnan: "Being impulsive and suddenly stupid, it will be impossible in the future."

There was booing in YY: "Cut~~~"

Shen Fangnan: "I went to sleep when I came back, did something happen just now?"

Bing Xin said: "North..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Jiluo with two ponytails: "Nothing happened."

Shen Fangnan didn't believe it. He heard the two words of Bing Xin just now, so he asked: "Bing Xin, tell me."

Jiluo with two ponytails sneered a few times.

Bing Xin said very stubbornly: "Nanfang, you know, I'm afraid of hidden swords."

Shen Fangnan was angry: "...Why aren't you afraid of me as a hidden sword?!"

Bing Xin replied in seconds: "Because of your food."

Twin ponytails chirp: "Hahahaha!"

Shen Fangnan: ... "Then just say that you are afraid of twin ponytails and it will be over!

After a while, Shen Fangnan received a private chat from Bing Xin, which was a link with a sentence:

【Brother can only help you here. 】

Shen Fangnan clicked on it, and found that it was a post. The story written was inexplicably familiar, but also very strange. The familiar one was the ID, and the strange one was the plot inside. This is so damn...

Shen Fangnan, who was immersed in searching for clues, didn't notice that his mobile phone rang when he fell on the bed. Of course, it didn't matter. big characters——

【Zhao Fangbei】.

Tang Da glanced at Shen Fangnan's concentrated back, walked out of the room with Shen Fangnan's mobile phone, closed the door behind him, and finally pressed the answer button.

☆、Chapter 8

Tang Da stretched out his arms, held the phone away from him, and then began to fake cry with excellent singing and singing. After crying for a few seconds, he took the phone over.

Zhao Fangbei: "Hello? Hello? South?"

Tang Da lowered his voice: "Hello?"

Zhao Fangbei was very sensitive, Tang Da opened his mouth, and he could hear the difference: "Who are you?"

Tang Da scolded his mother in his heart: Why is this man's ears so good... He obviously lowered his voice on purpose!

Tang Da cleared his throat: "I am a cousin from the south."

Zhao Fangbei didn't believe it lightly: "Why is the phone number from Nanfang at your place?"

Tang Da: "The South is sad!"

Zhao Fangbei: "Didn't you just cry and cry with that girl into the microphone?"

Tang Da: "..." Grass.

Zhao Fangbei: "Okay, Nan Nan's cousin, you little brat who has never touched a mobile phone, stop talking to that man holding Nan Nan's mobile phone, return the mobile phone to him quickly, I have something to tell him."

Hey--

Tang Da was not happy about being squeezed out by this move—why do you call me a sissy?

Tang Da: "Who are you calling a sissy!"

Zhao Fangbei: "Whoever cries will say so."

Tang Da was not convinced: "How did you know it was me? It was Nanfang who cried just now!"

Zhao Fangbei was amused: "Oh, you have a brain, you can read back and forth what you said just now, and ask me why you slipped the tongue when you said it, don't be fooled by others if you have a brain, hurry up Take a break and give the phone to the south."

Tang Da was so angry!

He bullied Nanfang since he was a child, and he has never suffered such a big grievance!

Turning around, Tang Da kicked the door open, threw the phone on Nanfang, then lay down on the bed aggrievedly and typed on the scimitar: "QAQ scimitar!" Then he waited eagerly for a reply from the other side.

As for Shen Fangnan, he was looking at his last reply on the post, and he was startled by the phone that Tang Da threw over him, he hurriedly connected the phone, checked it, it was his phone, and checked it again , During the call, I checked again, Zhao Fangbei.

Good guy!

His cousin is getting bolder and bolder, and he must sue him another day!

Now answer the phone first, that little swordsman Tang Da must have poured dirty water on him just now.

Shen Fangnan: "Hello? That wasn't me just now, no matter what he said just now, don't believe it! Don't believe it!"

Zhao Fangbei was just about to say, "Who am I, how could I be cheated", but when he saw a certain sentence in the post, he swallowed it back and said instead: "Really? You are not Are you covering up?"

Shen Fangnan's heart skipped a beat, to cover up?cover up what?What did Tang Da tell Zhao Fangbei?

Zhao Fangbei: "Hey, don't cry. It's my fault that I didn't go online to fight with you. It's normal for me to go out to drink with my brother!..." Zhao Fangbei didn't know why, so he started to act, he has always been upright , I didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what I said.

The more Shen Fangnan heard it, the less he liked it. He said this so well that it made him look like a temper tantrum.

The problem is, the two of them are enemies!

Shen Fangnan couldn't take it anymore, so he interrupted him quickly: "Hey, who's crying! I'm a man in his twenties, and I cried because you didn't go online to PK with me? I'm sick!"

Zhao Fangbei: "So why are you crying?"

Shen Fangnan: "Well... because... because..." Shen Fangnan began to think of a reasonable reason.

Zhao Fangbei: "Why?"

Shen Fangnan suddenly recalled: "No! I didn't cry!"

Zhao Fangbei laughed aloud: "You are so funny, you are so stupid."

Shen Fangnan was unhappy: "You are so stupid!"

Zhao Fangbei: "I can hear him as soon as he opens his mouth. How can I not tell you from someone else?"

Shen Fangnan stared at his reply. Hearing Zhao Fangbei's words, his face blushed a little. After blushing for a while, he scolded himself for being worthless, and what he was thinking, was misled by the post.

So Shen Fangnan didn't say anything.

Zhao Fangbei suddenly changed the subject: "Can you explain to me what you mean by that sentence you posted on the post bar?"

Shen Fangnan was much smarter than Tang Dake: "What are you talking about?"

Zhao Fangbei: "What do you think?"

Shen Fangnan: "I don't know what you are talking about."

Zhao Fangbei snorted coldly with disdain: "Don't force me to find someone to check your IP."

Shen Fangnan was not stupid, he felt that Zhao Fangbei was deceiving him, so he braced himself and said, "I don't even know what you're talking about."

Zhao Fangbei snorted and laughed twice: "Okay, you have backbone. I knew you had such backbone, so before I called you, I asked someone to check it. You can check QQ, and I will send you evidence .”

Shen Fangnan stared at the evidence Zhao Fangbei sent in the dialogue box, it was irrefutable.

Gee.

Shen Fangnan: "You just heard the person who answered the phone, right? He sent it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Da jumped up from the bed: "Nanfang, why don't you pour dirty water on me! You talk nonsense to Beifang, and turn around and let Machete know that I'm not finished with you!"

Shen Fangnan dodged Tang Da's hand to snatch the phone: "Oh, North, you heard it, remember to tell Machete that Tang Da is a big bastard with a lot of flamboyance!" Anyway, it was his cousin, Shen Fangnan still couldn't bear to face his enemy in the end In front of him, he slandered Tang Da as a big carrot.

Hearing this, Zhao Fangbei was amused: "There are too many sloppy pens, that's really hopeless." While returning to his relatives and friends Zhao Dao, that is, the machete, typing——

【Tang Da is Nan Nan's cousin, if you want to deal with him, you can start from the South. 】

Zhao Dao, who received the message, raised the corners of his mouth, showed a satisfied smile, and replied to Zhao Fangbei: [The five-colored stone of external skill, I sent it to you. 】

Zhao Fangbei laughed twice.

Shen Fangnan: "What are you laughing at?"

Zhao Fangbei: "It's nothing, you hurry up and explain to me, what does this sentence mean? Huh?"

Shen Fangnan: "What's the point? I just answered it casually!"

Zhao Fangbei stared at the line of words, wishing he could pick out every word, and stuff it into Shen Fangnan's mouth himself—whatever?Oh, whatever you want.

Zhao Fangbei: "It's okay not to say anything, go online and start a war!"

Shen Fangnan had exactly this intention.

A few minutes ago, he just scrolled through the post and saw the line Zhao Fangbei typed on the near chat channel [He is sleeping, don't type today. ] The fire slammed into the heavenly spirit cover.

That bastard in the north, does he know how rich reverie this sentence will bring to people!

He's going to be tricked by this bastard!

So he got angry from the heart, and directly replied with a very backbone sentence. He never thought that Zhao Fangbei would see this sentence, nor did he think that this sentence would dig a huge hole for himself.

☆、Chapter 9

After Zhao Fangbei told him to go online, Shen Fangnan stared at the screen for a while, and was suddenly woken up by the reminder of the post bar message.

Shen Fangnan clicked on the post bar, and got a unified reply:

[This is the deity? 】

[The deity appeared? 】

……

Shen Fangnan chose one at random, and replied with [Yes].Anyway, Zhao Fangbei already knew about it, and he had nothing to hide.As a result, all the bar friends exploded——

[Fuck?Actually the deities are here? 】

[Fuck, this post wasn't made up? 】

[I didn't make it up +1, I always thought it was fake]

……

The host's last update was accompanied by Zhao Fangbei's sentence [he is sleeping.Don't call today], and added a sentence [Zhao Fangbei finished this sentence, and went to sleep with Shen Fangnan].

Shen Fangnan was angry from the heart, and with his real ID, he replied:

[Nonsense, if you want to sleep, I will sleep with him too! 】

Shen Fangnan originally thought that Zhao Fangbei, a rough guy, would not read post bars, but he never expected that he would not only browse post bars, but also find someone to check his IP!It's so stingy!

Didn't he just casually say something insignificant? As for being so fussy?

Shen Fangnan thought about it and went online.

As soon as he went online, he received a secret chat from Zhao Fangbei: Come to Qutang Gorge.

Just go, who is afraid of whom?

Just do what you say, never give up, if you can't do it, go back to the camp!

Shen Fangnan opened the mall conveniently, and equipped himself with a new look, which was so dazzlingly golden, that he traveled thousands of miles to their old battlefield.

What he didn't know was that Zhao Fangbei changed his habit of reticence today, and hung up on the YY where his relatives and friends gathered early, and said on the microphone: "You all don't talk for a while, listen to my instructions tonight."

In private, Qichun slapped Zhao Dao crazily:

[What happened to the north today? !what happenedTell me quickly, so I can prepare myself mentally! 】

Zhao Dao didn't say a word of nonsense, and directly threw the screenshot of the post bar to Huashui Qichun.

After watching it, Qi Chun posted a string of ellipses longer than Hen Tian Gao.

[It's over, the North is angry! 】

Paoshui Qichun sent a secret chat to Zhao Dao tremblingly.

Zhao Dao calmly lit a cigarette for himself, and the old god replied on the ground: [Why are you so anxious, I'm not angry with you, just concentrate on beating your Bing Xin, and less strokes. 】

Swimming with pure disdain: [Of course you don't care, every time you fight, you know how to play with the Xiao Tangmen on the opposite side. 】

Zhao Dao saw the words "Little Tang Sect", flicked the cigarette ash, and smiled: [You don't understand the beauty of Tang Sect. 】

Pao Shui Qichun didn't bother to pay attention to him.

In the end, in just two sentences, Qichun heard Zhao Fangbei criticize him by name in YY: "Pawing, I don't care what you usually do. If you ask Bing Xin on the opposite side to push me once today, I will strip you naked." wool, you can figure it out."

After hearing these words, Pao Shuiqichun was so frightened that he immediately closed the opposite video page and adjusted the game interface to full screen.

Zhao Fangbei: "Here we come."

Shining golden Shen Fangnan walked towards the sun, followed by a group of familiar red names.

Zhao Dao typed in the recent chat channel: [Where is Tang Da? 】

Shen Fangnan replied by typing: 【He won't be able to go to school today. 】

As soon as this sentence was finished, Zhao Fangbei's relatives and friends saw a word from Zhao Dao in the team channel: [tsk. 】

Zhao Fangbei didn't pay attention to their small emotional exchange with Zhao Dao, and directly killed him with a gun, and Shen Fangnan was knocked down to the ground defenselessly.Following Zhao Fangbei's advance skill, the two sides officially started a war.

The faction channels and world channels of Evilman Valley and Haoqi League have started to brush again:

[The 58th team battle in the north and the south is on the beach under the Qutang Gorge running business road, come and see it soon! #呀#呀#呀】

People who were full and had nothing to do gathered in Qutang Gorge.

The Qutangxia beach on this server has become the second gathering place for idlers after Chunyang Palace Taiji Square.Brother Hua also accompanied Sister Du and Xiuluo to watch, because he was really bored, so he began to broadcast the battle situation with poems and songs.

Because of Tang Da's absence, Zhao Dao turned to attack Shen Fangnan.Normally, he did not switch the fire or concentrate the fire, so Zhao Dao didn't think too much about it. He swiped the water and Qi Chun also clicked on Shen Fangnan and read the Four Elephant Reincarnation.Then I heard Zhao Fangbei say in YY: "Don't hit him, let me do it."

Zhao Dao pretended not to understand, and asked, "You want to solo him? Is there any new agreement?"

Zhao Fangbei: "No, it's a battle of dignity."

The fight between relatives and friends on both sides has already become a kind of fun without anger. After hearing what Zhao Fangbei said, the others stepped aside, and they also led Shen Fangnan's relatives and friends to slowly let the battle circle out.So the onlookers saw a strange scene: a group of people were fighting, and there was an open space in the middle. There were two people in the open space, and their names and colors were different, and they were facing skills.

Du Jie took a sip of lemon tea, and asked her relative and friend Xiuluo in a soft loli voice: "Axiu, tell me, are the two of them on a blind date, or are they on a blind date?"

Xiuluo snorted contemptuously: "The two of them are already well-known, what else is there to go on a blind date, of course it is to exchange feelings between them, have you seen the ballroom dance?"

Brother Hua: "..." Human imagination is really scary.She clearly saw the two fighting each other.

Just as the three of them were brainstorming, Shen Fangnan was severely injured by Zhao Fangbei. He was about to return to his resurrection point when he discovered that Zhao Fangbei had fed him the Juyuan Pill, and the resurrection time was counting down.

Shen Fangnan was a little annoyed, the two sides fought back, and each was on the opponent's list of enemies, but this kind of disgusting thing, except for the relatives and friends who didn't know the truth at the beginning, the two of them had never done it before.So, Shen Fangnan typed in a recent chat and asked: [What do you mean? 】

Shen Fangnan's relatives and friends saw his words and asked YY: "What's wrong?"

Shen Fangnan: "He fed me the Yuan Pill."

Shen Fangnan's relatives and friends and Tang Tangda who was lying on the bed behind him exploded: "North?!"

Shen Fangnan frowned: "Yes."

Tang Da leaned over to look at Shen Fangnan's screen: "What is he trying to do? What happened to you two?"

Shen Fangnan was a little uncertain, but he still wanted to take this opportunity to make Tang Da feel bad: "You just answered the call from Beifang, what did you say, you don't have any idea?"

Tang Da, who was cheated a bit, felt a little guilty, took out his mobile phone and began to consult what he thought was the enemy's undercover agent——Zhao Dao.

[Scimitar, what happened to the north and south? 】

Tang Da hadn't waited for Zhao Dao's reply when he saw Zhao Fangbei typing on the near chat channel: 【I'll give you another chance, tell me, who will sleep with whom? 】

Shen Fangnan was furious!

Can't help blurting out: "rough!"

What is this bastard talking about!They really jumped into the Pacific Ocean and couldn't clean it up!

Tang Da, who was leaning next to the screen, died of laughter: "You still tell me that you two are fine? What do you call nothing? A pure sleeping relationship?"

Shen Fangnan: "Of course! We can't have a more pure sleeping relationship!"

When he said this, he completely forgot that his microphone was on.

YY was silent.

Tang Da looked at Shen Fangnan's microphone which was turning on, and asked maliciously, "When did you sleep?"

Shen Fangnan: "How long can it be? It's just...it's not right! We didn't sleep!" Sewing Tang Da's mouth is not enough, if you want to beat him up, you will be sentenced to several years...

Du Jie didn't miss this scene either, and this screenshot immediately appeared in the post on the post bar.

Zhao Fangbei saw that Shen Fangnan didn't speak, so he didn't let him go: [Speak. 】

Shen Fangnan exploded: 【What do you want me to say? ! 】

Zhao Fangbei: [Of course I'm telling the truth. 】

Shen Fangnan was even more annoyed: [The truth?Have we ever slept? 】

Shen Fangnan's relatives and friends have collectively become dumb, because Tang Da was just pointed out by Zhao Dao, and the "good cousin" Tang Da dedicated the address of the post to each relative and friend in private chat, so relatives and friends After experiencing the bombardment of YY's questioning just now, I went to the post to make up lessons, so I perfectly missed Shen Fangnan's defense.

Life is so impermanent.

In Zhao Fangbei's YY, relatives and friends laughed together.

"He's too serious, it's so funny!"

"Hahahahaha, the south is a bit of a dick!"

"After all, it's Er Shao, it's normal to play Er Shao!"

Zhao Fangbei didn't go along with them, he clicked the keyboard in the dialog box of the near chat channel, hesitated for a long time, finally cut into secret chat, and sent Shen Fangnan a sentence: 【If you want, you can. 】

Shen Fangnan:? ? ? ? ?

What does he want to do? !

And Shen Fangnan, who was in a daze, missed the opportunity to prevent Xiao Jianren's cousin Tang Da from taking pictures of his screen.

☆、Chapter 10

Tang Da's hands are quick, whether it's just when he was pulling Shen Fangnan's clothes, or in the game PK, or now, he secretly took pictures of Shen Fangnan's screen, and then sent them to the newly created small group of relatives and friends - in fact, it is not too small, this group There are not only Shen Fangnan's relatives and friends, but also Zhao Fangbei's relatives and friends. To put it bluntly, it is a dedicated group for Bagua and Nanbei.

It's also a pain in the ass.

Tang Da is the evil group leader.

He threw the picture into the group, and asked all members of Aite to shout: [First-line intelligence, the north is going to sleep in the south!The evidence is shown in the picture. 】

The group was jubilant, and they began to bet that Zhao Fangbei would go to Hainan within a few days, betting that the date ranged from within a week to several months, betting on all kinds of messes, things in the game, food, use, nothing. Not included.

Only Tang Da is unique, he said: [I bet a bag of Hangbaiju, the north will never dare to come. 】

Zhao Dao looked at this sentence, and sneered in front of the computer screen: [Get your hangbaiju ready, I bet you will go to the north within three days. 】

Tang Da replied with great backbone: [Get ready, get ready! 】

***

Tang Da stayed at Shen Fangnan's house for the trivial reason that all the adults in the family went out for a trip, and the main reason for wanting to watch the excitement!

Shen Fangnan was very angry, because he had a premonition that Zhao Fangbei would call him these few days, although he didn't know the value of breaking the premonition, but well, he just didn't want Tang Da to stay at his house——

What if this little swordsman answers the phone again? !

Seeing Tang □□ on his bed, Shen Fangnan was very annoyed: "You can just rely on my house, there is no need to sleep in my room?!"

Tang Da pretended to be pitiful: "Our cousins ​​haven't slept together for so long, don't you miss the feeling of talking with me at night?"

Shen Fangnan was unmoved: "No."

Tang Da played a rogue: "Anyway, I won't leave."

Shen Fangnan had no choice, if he hadn't accepted the bed, he would have gone to the guest room to sleep by himself.

Turn off the lights.

go to bed.

Shen Fangnan was really tired, the previous sleep was not enough, so he fell asleep very quickly.

Tang Da probed for a long time, confirmed that Shen Fangnan was really asleep, secretly picked up Shen Fangnan's cell phone, pressed it, and actually asked for a password.Tang Da thought for a while, grabbed Shen Fangnan's hand, breathed on his fingers, and tried one by one.

Eh!solved.

Long live fingerprint lock screen!

Tang Da slipped out of the room, ran to the living room on the first floor, happily found out Zhao Fangbei's phone number, and was about to send a text message when he found out that they had already had a conversation!

Tang Da pinched his nose, feeling a rancid smell of love rushing towards his face: "'It's taking off~' is still playing the tilde!' Be careful.''I'm here!''Where are you?''Don't move, I’m here to find you.’ Hey——’ let me know when the plane landed safely.’ Tsk, I’m so tired! How dare you say that nothing happened in this kind of text message conversation? You’re lying!…’I’m going to Hainan next month.’ What? ! My Hangbaiju!"

Tang Da was startled by this text message and jumped up, only to find out that he had bumped into something.

"Ouch!"

Tang Da turned his head and found that it was Shen Fangnan's father, his uncle.

Nanfang's father rubbed his painful face from being bumped by his nephew, and asked, "Is this Xiaonan's boyfriend?"

Tang Da hesitated for a moment, and replied, "It may be in the future."

Nanfang's father said "oh", then turned his head and prepared to go upstairs. When he reached the stairs, he turned his head and told his nephew with a big mouth: "Don't let your second aunt know, she is easy to worry, remember, don't talk too much .”

Tang Da said yes again and again, then sat down with hatred for losing Hang Baiju, thinking about how to send a text message to Zhao Fangbei.

Tang Da thought hard and changed several positions, but the text message did not come out, and Nanfang's mother came down.

Nanfang's mother: "What are you doing Tang Da, with such a crooked look."

The depressed Tang Da seemed to see a savior: "Second Aunt, what kind of text message do you think I should send to make a person who wants to come to Hainan give up the idea of ​​coming to Hainan?"

Nanfang's mother asked lazily and casually, "What does this look like?"

Tang Da replied casually, "Come and see my cousin."

Nanfang's mother immediately became energetic: "Who will come to see Xiaonan?"

Only then did Tang Da come to his senses, remembering how well he had promised his uncle, he couldn't help but break out in cold sweat: "Just...a friend."

Nanfang's mother showed a gentle smile: "Tang Da has been obedient since he was a child, and he never lied. It's alright, second aunt knows, isn't he just a boyfriend, second aunt understands."

If Shen Fangnan heard this, he would definitely scold her, real name scolds her.

Tang Da is about to collapse - you don't understand, Second Aunt!What do you understand? I understand!

Tang Da was a little flustered, his uncle would definitely teach him a lesson when he found out, it's over...

What broke Tang Da the most was that instead of leaving, Nan Nan's mother sat down beside him, trying to take Shen Fangnan's cell phone from him tenderly.

It was rare for Tang Da to have a conscience for his cousin Shen Fangnan, he held on to the phone tightly and did not let go: "Second Aunt, it's getting late, you should go to rest!"

Nanfang's mother didn't force it any more, and looked at him kindly: "Second aunt is not forceful, it's you, did you, mother know about the last time you bought equipment for the game?"

Tang Da immediately threw his conscience to feed the dog, and handed the phone to Nan Nan's mother.

Nanfang's mother took the phone over with satisfaction, and swiped the screen: "This guy is pretty good, he cares about people."

Tang Da sneered at the side: That's really caring about people, but it's so boring.

Nanfang's mother suddenly started typing, and Tang Da just leaned over to look at it, and the text message was sent.

Tang Da looked at Nanfang's mother with horror on his face: "Second Aunt, is this...suitable?"

Nanfang's mother asked back: "I'm telling the truth, is there anything inappropriate?"

Tang Da looked at his second aunt's smile and said repeatedly, "It's appropriate."

Nanfang's mother got up and went upstairs: "Tang Da go to bed early."

Tang Da: "Understood."

Tang Da looked at the sent text message, and said in his heart: Cousin, it's not that I don't help you, it's not my fault...

☆、Chapter 11

Tang Da returned to Shen Fangnan's room with a heartbroken and schadenfreude, then locked the phone screen and stuffed it back into Shen Fangnan's hand.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

Tang Da was so frightened that he almost threw Shen Fangnan on top of him. Fortunately, he answered the call quickly and rushed out of the room.

He didn't have time to see who it was, so he picked it up, whispered "Hello" in his ear, and then heard Zhao Fangbei's voice from the opposite side: "What are you playing with his phone again?"

Before Tang Da could figure out how to reply, the other party had already hung up the phone. Tang Da helplessly held the phone and returned to his cousin's room with a dazed face.

The mobile phone was stuffed back into Shen Fangnan's hand, Tang Da lay flat, let it go and went to sleep.

***

When Shen Fangnan woke up, Tang Da was still sleeping, the quilt was half kicked because of dishonesty.Shen Fangnan help Tang Da cover the quilt helplessly.

He is a cousin, although he usually owes a lot, but he is still very good at critical moments. When he was bullied when he was a child, Tang Da always stood up for him, and it is the same when he grows up. Being tricked by a scumbag, Tang Da took him home and beat up that scumbag along the way.

His brother was quite a failure.

Every time he thought of these things, Shen Fangnan felt that although Tang Da deserved a beating, he could be forgiven for doing these things.

Thinking of this, Shen Fangnan snorted Tang Da's hair before brushing his teeth.

While brushing his teeth, Shen Fangnan thought about the experience of the past two days, and always felt a little dreamy—ah, it's only been two days, as colorful as a few months.

When Shen Fangnan washed up and went back to his room, Tang Da had already sat up, wiping his eyes bewilderedly.

Shen Fangnan: "Get up when you wake up."

Tang Da hadn't woken up yet, so he said in a daze, "Okay." After finishing speaking, he yawned again, but in the middle of the yawn, Tang Da suddenly stopped and woke up for a second, remembering what happened last night.

He thought to himself: Cousin still treats him so well, it seems that he hasn't noticed yet.

In fact, he felt guilty because he took Shen Fangnan's cell phone impulsively, but was seen by his second aunt and second uncle, the serious parents who feared that the world would not be chaotic... Sigh!

Tang Da was still feeling guilty, Shen Fangnan had already sat next to him: "Tang Da, don't worry about me, I just went to the Northeast because of a sudden brain twitch. I won't be impulsive."

Tang Da: "Brother..."

Shen Fangnan hugged Tang Da suddenly: "Don't worry, your brother has already forgotten about that scum, and he won't do stupid things."

Tang Da sighed, and hugged Shen Fangnan back: "Hey, just don't think about him, don't mess with online dating, who knows what kind of scum is on the other side."

Shen Fangnan also sighed: "Hey, as long as you know, don't stick to the scimitar in the future."

Tang Da suddenly felt very stiff: "..."

Shen Fangnan snorted coldly: "Aren't you persuading me to play online games every day to engage in online dating, is it just a waste of electricity? What's wrong with you?"

Tang Da said stiffly: "I don't have one!"

Shen Fangnan let go of this brother's hug, didn't bother to talk to him, grabbed his phone, and went downstairs to have breakfast.

No, he has to keep an eye on it, Tang Da looks pretty good, but he thinks, he's not as good as that [Scimitar].

While going downstairs, Shen Fangnan turned on his phone, and found that Zhao Fangbei had actually sent a text message: "You are so funny!" He swipe up wonderingly, only to see the dazzling text message sent by him. :

[My mother said, you are welcome to come to Hainan to play. 】

Shen Fangnan: "..."

What was he thinking before?Can you forgive everything you do?

No.

This matter is completely unforgivable!

So Shen Fangnan's roar sounded in the room: "Tang Da——get over here!"

Tang Da was ready a long time ago, and shouted back: "I'm innocent—" But he couldn't say who sent it, because his second aunt was holding him.

Shen Fangnan didn't say anything, went straight up and beat Tang Da fat, Tang Da, short of breath, resisted it, and didn't fight back.

An angry Shen Fangnan was at the breakfast table, but he didn't notice that his parents were smiling meaningfully.

Hey.

***

For the next whole day, Shen Fangnan did not contact Zhao Fangbei.

Say what?

It's so embarrassing.

Explain, it's too deliberate.

Hey, forget it.

Shen Fangnan also didn't want to fight with Zhao Fangbei's relatives and friends, so he found a few relatives and friends to download the dungeon.

He rarely played dungeons, especially those with 25 people, because he would get lost in the dungeons... That scene was once very embarrassing.Looking at the little blue dot on the map, I lost it.

So later on, he only played dungeons where he could ride a horse, and asked an acquaintance to take him on two horses, so he didn't have to talk about dungeons like the maze of the Qinhuangling Mausoleum.

But today, Shen Fangnan may have clicked into a nostalgic Tomb of the Emperor Qin because of his delicate, complicated, entangled,...in short, hard to describe.

The most deceitful thing is that when he calls his relatives and friends, he calls it like this: "Let's play a nostalgic book today, and you can directly group me."

Like this, he didn't say what kind of dungeon it was, so his relatives and friends Shuangmaweijiluola and Bingxin just thought that he wanted to challenge his own limit, so he went there.

When the team is complete and it's time to enter the book, Shen Fangnan is stupid - he actually joined a dungeon group of Qinhuangling's Mausoleum!

Back off, I'm a little embarrassed, and this is not to admit that I am stupid?

So Shen Fangnan bit the bullet and went in, but forgot where the copy entrance was...

The head of the team urged in YY: "Shen Fangnan, hurry up and save money, I'll be waiting for you."

The lost Shen Fangnan anxiously typed on the team: [Come here! 】

The head of the group didn't know the truth, and his temper was a little anxious. He said, "Shen Fangnan, 24 of us are waiting for you! It's too late!"

Ji Luo and Bing Xin with two ponytails originally had good intentions not to expose Shen Fangnan, but at this moment, seeing that the team leader was about to lose his temper, they hurried out to save the situation.

Ji Luo with two ponytails: [Sorry, he is a road idiot, I will go out to pick him up. 】

Bing Xin also came out to smooth things over: 【This Second Young Master is a bit silly, I'm sorry. 】

At this time, a Tang Sect in the team suddenly said: [No need, I have already received him, let's go in. 】

Bing Xin's relatives and friends YY who hung on the double-openings said jokingly: "The south is really a fool and a fool is blessed. You can always meet good people to help."

Shen Fangnan snorted: "How stupid am I! I'm just a road idiot."

Jiluo with two ponytails sarcastically said: "Yes, I'm just a road idiot, I can't even look at the map."

Shen Fangnan: "This road is very winding, and I can't be blamed."

Jiluo with two ponytails made another stab: "