About the meal with my husband and his brother's CP

Uh... this question, let me try?

There are three famous swords in the rivers and lakes.

One is the Duan Shui Sword of the Zhao family, the other is the Ming Xiao Sword of the Fu family, and the third is hidden in the imperial palace.

These three swords were forged by a master swordsmith named Nian who exhausted his whole life. It is rumored that this master Nian went to a deserted land and found countless treasures. However, the master only wanted to forge the sword and not the glory Wealthy, so he only took away the precious sword-making materials and did not touch a single cent of the gold and silver treasures, and then melted the secret of the treasure land into the sword during the sword-making process, and released a word on the day the sword was completed.

Those who get the treasure get the world.

"Then you believe it?"

In the imperial study room, the emperor held up the memorial and looked at it carefully, and said casually.

"Really, brother, don't believe me, if this treasure is really obtained by someone with a heart, it will be troublesome."

Shao Qi, the younger brother of the current Holy Majesty, said while helping his brother beat his leg like a dog.

Hahahaha I'm sorry, it's really inexplicably shameful to write this... Ahem, I'm sorry, I, I, I will continue, continue.

"...you want to go out to play again." The emperor gave him a sidelong glance.

Brother, why are you so sharp! ?

Shao Qi wailed in his heart.

"No! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!" Shao Guilty Qi hastily denied San Lian, "I just want to share my brother's worries...to share his worries!"

The emperor [kindly] touched his stupid brother's dog's head: "I haven't practiced my kung fu well and still want to go hunting for treasure? Are you dreaming?"

"Whoever said that I didn't practice well!? I, I, I did it a long time ago!" Shao Qiteng stood up suddenly, and shouted vowingly.

The emperor untied the sword from his waist and handed it to his younger brother: "There is no evidence for what you say, so you can show it."

Shao Qi had no choice but to bite the bullet and take the sword: "How, how to show it?"

"I'll throw you three things separately, and chop them up before they hit the ground... This is the most basic thing."

"...Okay! Come on!" Shao Qi drew out his sword aggressively, waiting for his brother to make a move.

The emperor threw a porcelain cup lid upwards, and saw Shao Qi volleying his sword at the right moment——

The lid fell to the ground and shattered.

emperor:……

Shao Qi: ...

Shao Qi: "...No, no, brother, you, you, you, listen to my explanation! I can explain QAQ!!!"

The emperor helped his forehead helplessly: "Say."

Shao Qi: "Uh...that, yes! I haven't warmed up just now! Brother, come and make another one, I promise I can cut it hahaha!"

The emperor had no choice but to throw another porcelain cup to his brother——

It fell to the ground again and shattered.

The emperor looked at his shivering brother with a sneer.

Shao Qi: ...to finish today [smile]

Shao Qi tried to save himself again, and said in a low voice, "...I've already thrown two anyway, so it won't be troublesome for you to throw another one."

The emperor stared at Shao Qi for three seconds, and threw out a teacup and saucer expressionlessly——

Goodbye world.

Shao Qi looked at the dish broken on the ground and thought desolately.

"...From today on, brother, you can change your name to 'Shao San Sui'." The emperor patted his brother on the shoulder.

Shao Qi cried out with a "Wow".

"...Brother, at least let me see the Scarlet Shadow Sword, brother, brother~ I'll just take a look! Really just a look! Sir Emperor~~~" Shao Qi knocked his chin on his brother's knee, and turned to him Brother released the "Wow Wangyan" skill.

... Why is this bastard brother so annoying! ! !It also prevents people from working!I still have a lot of memorials that I haven't read! ! !

The emperor took a deep breath, couldn't help stretching out his sinful hands, and ravaged his younger brother's tender little face for a quarter of an hour, until his face turned red, and he stopped in relief.

Shao Qi was rubbed until his eyes were full of tears, and he looked at his brother innocently.

...Why does a stupid brother grow on such a good face, tsk.

The emperor looked at his brother with disgust: "... let's go, I will take you to see the sword."

The emperor brought Shao Qi to an iron treasure box. The box was firmly locked by several gold chains, exuding a cold aura.The emperor walked to the bookshelf at the side, tapped and found a hidden compartment. He took out a bunch of keys and identified them for a long time before he picked out one of them and opened the heavy gold chain.

Shao Qi swallowed nervously.

The two brothers pushed open the lid of the box together, and stepped forward to take a look——

is empty.

"Where is my sword!?" The emperor was shocked. He anxiously searched around the room, muttering while searching: "Eh? Where is my sword? It can't be lost... Where the hell are you going?" Already???"

After the emperor came back to his senses, he remembered that his brother was still here, so he stood beside the iron box pretending to be calm, pointed to the empty box and said, "Ahem...you see, this is the iron box. sword."

Shao Qi: ...? ? ?

see what?Air sword? ?

Could it be that my brother who was looking for swords all over the ground just now was my hallucination? ? ?

Shao Qi hesitated for a moment: "...but you just said—"

"I didn't say anything." The emperor quickly interrupted what Shao Qi was going to say.

"The sword is obviously lost—"

"No."

"You were still looking for—"

"I didn't do anything."

"There's nothing in this box—"

"some."

Shao Qi was almost crying because of his unreasonable brother: "Obviously there is no sword! I didn't see the sword!!"

"...That's because only smart people can see it," the emperor looked at his brother sympathetically, "Your brother...just accept your fate, hey."

Shao Qi vomited three liters of blood.

He felt that he could write a story called "The Emperor's Sword".

At this time, an internal servant suddenly came in, holding a golden sword in his arms, and said out of breath, "Your Majesty! A court lady picked up a sword in your courtyard just now!"

emperor:……

Shao Qi: ...

The emperor touched his nose and looked up at the sky with a guilty conscience.

To be continued

The author has something to say

The three-dimensional is too busy woo woo woo, I don’t have much time to write, I cry until I get bald (.