About the meal with my husband and his brother's CP

"Brother, brother! Today's Qixi Festival!" Shao Qi looked at the phone in shock and said.

"So?" Shao Shiyu gave his brother a look of "Are you mentally retarded?" "What does this festival mean to you?"

Shao Qi was pierced by an arrow.pawn.

"...I don't care! I'm going to celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day! Big brother, big brother, why don't you accompany me~~~~ Let's go to dinner! Watch a movie! Big brother, big brother, can you~~~Brother——"

"I rely on you for being so annoying!" Mr. Shao got angry, and slapped his younger brother's head with the documents on the table.

Shao Qi immediately began to display his acting skills, hugged (strangled) his brother's neck from the back of Mr. Shao, crying, "I have served the emperor for many years, I didn't expect that you are so nostalgic that you won't even get along with me on Qixi Festival." The concubine asked if you have other little goblins outside, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mr. Shao, who was irritated by the devil's voice, couldn't bear it anymore, picked up his stupid brother, threw him on the ground and began to beat him violently.

Stupid brother why this!what!stupid!

After the beating, Mr. Shao let out a sigh of relief, elegantly straightened his slightly messy clothes, and patted the face of his brother who was lying dead on the ground: "Good boy, do you still want to go?"

Shao Qining insisted in a low voice unyieldingly: "...Go."

Mr. Shao had no choice but to go out with his stupid brother.

So in the restaurant, Shao Qi and his brother sat awkwardly among a group of couples; in the movie theater, Shao Qi and his brother listened stiffly to the movements of the couples around; Overwhelmed by one-on-one couples.

"...Brother," Shao Qi tremblingly looked at his brother whose face was so dark that it couldn't be darker, and stretched out his hand cautiously, "How about we hold hands, too?"

Mr. Shao finally broke out, and said casually: "Hold P's hand! Divided up!!!"

So Shao Qi and Mr. Shao got the "compassionate gaze +10086" from the lovers on the street.

Shao Qi felt that he would not survive today in various senses.

hum.

Lin Yu was at home by himself today, and Zhao Mingxuan went on location. He called Lin Yu for an hour just now, and the whole text was his deep apology and nasty words of love.

Lin Yu listened verbatim with no expression on his face.

Lin Yu really admired himself.

Since the last fan message incident, he and his husband's cp popularity has remained high, and all the great gods have started to shine, writing articles, drawing pictures, and fans go to Zhao Mingxuan's wb to cry every day Shouting "Brother Xuan, where is Xintang, we want to eat Xintang!"

Lin Yu thought that Brother Xuan sent me candy for an hour just now, and I was about to be stunned to death.

After rubbing his hot ears from listening to the phone, Lin Yu calmly opened an article.

Of course CP is him and his husband.

This article is an article recommended by many people after he used his own trumpet to break into the cp fan circle.

In the words of the person who tweeted: "An old-fashioned taste, full of dog blood, biting a handkerchief and crying throughout the whole process."

Lin Yu has always been a curious baby, so he clicked on it.

Then he opened the door to a new world.

There was no problem before, Zhao Mingxuan was set as a scumbag, and he took a fancy to Lin Yu's body, so he played love games first, and took him to bed after Lin Yu was tempted.

Lin Yu complained while watching it, scumbag, this flirtatious guy is far behind my husband, okay?

After the two had sex, Lin Yu found out that she was pregnant——

What the hell! ?

Lin Yu was so shocked that he almost dropped his phone.

How could he not know when he still had this function! ?

Lin Yu was so frightened by the thunder.

He looked down tremblingly with an expression of "Fuck, are all the kids who write essays so scary now?"

After experiencing cheating, running with the ball, white lotus, double, chasing wife in crematorium, misunderstanding, car accident, etc., and a series of necessary elements for abuse, they are finally together, and they have a second child.

After reading the first reaction, Lin Yu touched his stomach with lingering fear.Second reaction——

...I'm sorry, I can come back with just this! ! ! ? ? ?

Lin Yu suddenly felt that the love process between him and his husband was too simple. They only stayed at the stage of sex after falling in love and did not move.

...not aggressive at all!

So he sent a wx to his husband.

"Husband, do you have a white lotus?"

Zhao Mingxuan returned to him.

"???"

"Baby, do you want to see the lotus?"

"Wait, let me search where the lotus flowers look good, let's go together?"

...Okay, he and his husband have reached the stage of love + sex.

No matter how advanced the real concubine can't do it.

Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

Great, no need to have a second child.

Fu Ming received countless red envelopes titled [kiss][rose] on wx today, he wondered why so many people sent him red envelopes all of a sudden because it wasn't his birthday today, while replying "Thank you! It's so kind of you!".

Then he received all kinds of miserable emoticons such as [crying] [vomiting blood] [tears running].

Fu Ming:? ? ?what's the situation?

Fu Ming, who was confused, didn't know that he had unintentionally sent a good person card to the person who had a crush on him, so he had to put the phone aside and ignore it, and turned to work.

It wasn't until a week later that Fu Ming realized, "Damn it! That day seems to be Qixi Festival!", but at that time, Fu Ming's name of "Qixi Killer" had already been circulated in the circle, and Fu Ming's strategy difficulty was second to none among the crowd. Raised a level.

... It's really gratifying.

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If everyone on Qixi Festival is single like Shao Wangwang... then buy yourself more Qixi Festival limited gift boxes (Yuanmu