come on, eat cookies

With a sad face, after losing this money, I have to eat instant noodles for another half a month.

"Don't worry, think about it again, hey, is this the takeaway you ordered? Bird's Nest and Pigeon Soup? Damn it, Ah Xi, have you made a fortune?"

"How can I, how can I afford this stuff?" Mo Xi was still recalling, but he couldn't recall who took the box of goods.

"Hey, Ah Xi, let's see if the delivery guy made a mistake, or why don't you give the hotel a call?"

"No way, that man doesn't look like a delivery guy in his clothes."

"Let's make one, just in case, didn't you see it?"

Chen Xi thought so too, what if?The box of goods was his meal money, so he found the phone number of the hotel on the takeaway bag and called.

And Lu Ya, who was looking for garbage stations here, received a call from the manager. The manager politely asked him if he was tired today and how he delivered a series of nonsense before getting to the point.

"Young Master Lu, look at that box..."

"I'll throw it away." Lifting up the box, Lu Ya felt ashamed for that handsome boy who looked like a dog.

"This..." The manager thought about the words, "It's like this, because the purpose of our hotel is that God is the customer, so..."

"Okay, I'll send him there again, okay?"

"Then I'm going to trouble you, young master. By the way, it seems that the takeaway delivered by Young Master Lu today...is not so accurate."

If it was sent by mistake, just say it was sent by mistake, and if it was not so accurate, Lu Ya twitched the corner of his mouth and hung up the phone.

Holding the hot box, Lu Ya knocked on the door again, and the remaining half of the ash was also sprinkled down.

"I'm sorry, I didn't see clearly, you come in for a glass of water?"

Lu Ya snorted coldly, and walked in with long legs.

Looking around, the only thing in Lu Ya's mind was how this handsome guy sold his body to earn the rent.

After Mo Xi sent Brother Li away, and placed Lu Ya on the sofa, he turned and went into the kitchen.

Lu Ya casually glanced at the turned on computer on the coffee table, and his curiosity began to wreak havoc.

"Is the boss here? How do you use this? [Doubtful]"

"You don't know how to read the instructions yourself? Want me to try it for you?" Lu Ya understood, it turned out that they were selling sex toys.

"Why is your store like this?"

"I'm not the boss." There was a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, looking at the narrow waist in the small kitchen and the delicious look in the morning, Lu Ya thought about it, "The boss is trying out the product."

"Fuck, you're so dedicated...then who are you?"

The corners of Lu Ya's mouth were raised, his eyes were full of jokes, he tapped the keyboard and typed three words.

"Boss lady."

Oh, later?Later, the proprietress chased the boss hard, and finally got her. She got her wish and tried those colorful products. She hugged the tired and sleeping boss, smiling like a wolf with a big tail.

Scholar and Slag Series ([-])

"Before the grades come out, I'll take you on a trip." The bully put down the magazine in his hand, pinched the scruff's back collar with his slender fingers, and pulled someone who was flopping around into his arms to wrap his chin just right into it. On his fluffy head.

"Eh? Are you going on a trip? I'm going to the Maldives to learn how to ride a horse!" Xue Zha threw away the game controller in his hand, relaxed his body, and leaned softly on Xue Ba's chest.

"Sit down."

"I don't." The scumbag snorted softly, and the cat seemed to rub the top of the student's Adam's apple with the top of his hair.

There was a glint in Xueba's eyes, the veins on the back of his hands were raised, he gritted his molars, and said word by word, "If you don't want to cry until the middle of the night, just sit like this, anyway, I won't be the one who will suffer tomorrow."

Hearing this, the scumbag sat up, straightened his back, stared at Xueba's "ruthless" face, curled his lips with a look of grievance.

"You villain, a hypocrite, a villain who eats people without spit out bones, is insane, not as good as a pig or a dog, and... and what else..."

Xueba raised his eyebrows, and added kindly for him, "There is also a heart of snakes and scorpions."

"Yes, yes, you villain, hypocrite..."

The unfinished words were suddenly blocked between the lips and teeth, the nimble tongue of the school bully slipped into the warm mouth of the school slag, and meticulously swept over the scumbag's teeth, palate, and the root of the tongue, until the person in his arms was kissed a little bit. Oxygen, his little face flushed, and he let go of him with a smile.

"Every time you scold these things, you can still forget the words."

Xueba lightly scratched the scumbag's nose, and pampered his swollen face.

"That's not because you still bully me every time you finish saying this sentence! It's not my fault, it's your poor self-control and you blame me. I obviously don't want it."

"But baby, when you asked your husband to push harder, your attitude is different from what you have now. It's really not convincing." Xueba smiled and hugged him tightly, and his big hands had already slipped in from under the pajamas , kept rubbing against his smooth back.

"Hey, I said no more." Xue Zha widened his eyes and hummed impatiently.

"But your face has the words "husband, come and hug me, please ravage me hard"."

The bully opened his mouth and bit the delicate and fair neck of the dregs, his eyes deepened, leaving a clear tooth mark.

"Are you crazy? I don't have an M physique, how can I be so perverted!"

"I'm crazy. Since the day I saw you, I've been terminally ill."

The bully gently put his mouth on the dreg's earlobe, looked at his flushed face and lustful eyes with satisfaction, and rubbed repeatedly.

It was late at night, and I don't know whose clothes were thrown on the floor first, and then spread out in a mess. The cold moonlight swayed down from the floor-to-ceiling windows, shining on the teary-eyed scumbag and the pity-kissing tyrant.

A room is messy, beautiful and full of love.

"Don't cry, good boy." The bully hugged him in his arms distressedly, letting the dregs sleep on his chest, stroking the red corners of the dregs' eyes with his right hand.

"It's not crying, it's physical tears."

"Okay, okay, you didn't cry, baby is the most obedient." The bully lowered his head, his brows were affectionate, he kissed the scumbag who was about to go berserk soothingly, and coaxed softly.

"You villain, hypocrite, scoundrel who eats people without spit out bones, you are insane..."

"Pigs are not as good as dogs." Xueba reminded.

"Yes, pigs and dogs are not as good as..."

The hoarse voice of the student dregs became smaller and smaller until it disappeared completely.

The bully laughed, and tucked up the corner of the quilt for the dregs. The dregs pursed their lips slightly, their eyelashes quivered slightly, and hummed like a defenseless baby.

"My silly baby, the Maldives don't ride horses." Xueba closed his eyes, feeling the warmth in his arms.

"Good night, baby."

The soft moonlight fell, and most of the two close-fitting air tickets were exposed in the pockets of the coat. Looking carefully, the destination was the Maldives.

I am not only crazy, but since I met you, I have become terminally ill, lovesick, and there is no cure.

Scholar and Slag Series ([-])

On the third day after Xueba handed the love letter to Xueba, Xueba finally couldn't bear it anymore. Xueba didn't say yes or no, but he always looked at him with a frown, making him feel hairy and goosebumps all over his body. several layers.

The slag clenched his fists and angrily went to Xueba.

"Hey, what's the matter with you?" The scumbag slapped Xueba's desk, his eyes widened.

Xueba was about to get angry, when he looked up and saw that it was a scumbag, he put his hands on his chest, raised his eyebrows and looked at him.

"What's the matter?"

"Let you fall in love with me, can you die?"

"Not dead." The bully looked at the scumbag with a smile on his face.

"what?"

"I like it, but I'm not dead. I'm still living a good life."

"You... huh? You like me?" The scumbag was stunned, a little puzzled, the corner of Xueba's mouth raised and he nodded.

"Then...then why are you ignoring me?"

"I didn't ignore you, didn't I keep looking at you?" The bully raised his hand to rub the dregs' fluffy head, with a gentle tone.

"But, you always frown when you look at me." The scumbag pouted slightly, picking at the corner of his clothes with his index finger.

How can anyone always frown on the person they like.

"That's because I was thinking of what gift to give you."

"Gift? Are you going to give me a gift?" The scumbag's index finger snapped, and light burst into his eyes.

"Yes, do you like it?" The bully took out the so-called gift from the hole in the table, the eyes of the scoundrel turned from full of anticipation to indifference, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Do you think... whoever gives gifts will give "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation"?!"

"Your math foundation is poor, you need to make up for it, but if you don't like it, I bought another gift." Xueba pinched his small face, his peach eyes were rippling, and took out another gift from the table hole. Gift.

This time, the little face of the scumbag was completely darkened, and the words "Crazy to do with small questions" pierced not only the eyes of the scumbag, but also his fragile heart of a scumbag.

"Do you like it?" Xueba took out the matching test papers, put them on the table together, and looked at him with his chin resting.

The student swallowed, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth like he was on the execution ground, and said word by word, "I like it, I like it so much, there is nothing I like more than this."

The villain in the scumbag's heart is already squatting on the ground crying and drawing circles. How could he fall in love with someone with such a low EQ?

The corner of Xueba's mouth twitched, but he couldn't hold back, and laughed lightly.

"No, there will be something that you like more than this." Xueba's eyes were like a deep pool, and his deep affection was about to overflow. He stood up and spread his palms in front of Xueba.

"Come on, this is the last gift, do you want to accept it?"

The scumbag was stunned, and it took him a long time to react. The corners of his mouth gradually curved, almost reaching the ears. He raised his arm and put his little hand in the palm of the tyrant.