come on, eat cookies

It was a bit unnatural, and the strength in his hands increased a little. He was just about to speak, but his thoughts were broken by a scream like a slaughtered pig.

"Ah - Li Qing, Li Qing, this is a hand, not a sandbag. I won't eat it. Is it okay if I don't eat it? Your lord has a lot. Let go of my wrist, okay?"

Being interrupted by his deskmate, a series of "dominant president" answers organized by Li Qing disappeared immediately.

Li Qing sighed, turned her head and glanced at Zhang Yang who was holding his wrist and blowing, with a heavy tone.

"Student Zhang, look at you are over 110 catties, and you still want to eat. What did the teacher say, should you put study first? What about you? What are you doing? Fatty Zhang, you say you are Isn’t it shameless to face the elders of Jiangdong, is it ashamed of the common people, do you know how many children in Africa can’t eat? Do you have a heart, Zhang Yang?”

Li Qing shook his head regretfully, as if he felt sad and ashamed to have such a tablemate, Jiang Xi was taken aback, nodded thoughtfully, and pushed the steamed bun to Li Qing.

"I don't eat, I lose weight, donate it to African children."

"..."

Is this shooting yourself in the foot?The corner of Li Qing's mouth twitched, and he poked someone who was about to swallow his pen to vent his anger with his elbow.Zhang Yang rolled his eyes, stretched out his orchid finger and pushed the steamed bun back.

"Oh, Jiang Jiang, you just eat it, are you stupid... Oh, what are you losing weight with such a small body, besides, it is too late to send to the children in Africa, and the steamed buns are cold when they are shipped there .”

Zhang Yang turned his head and looked at the expressionless Li Qing who kept nodding his head in agreement. He had already scolded the bastard who secretly pinched his calf hundreds of times in his heart.

Jiang Xi smiled, thanked him several times, opened the steaming box, his black eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth could not help but rise, he opened his chopsticks, took a small steamed bun and handed it to Zhang Yang. Signal him to open his mouth.

He is a boarding student, so he can't go out casually. Now that his morning reading has just finished, he is already hungry.

Zhang Yang looked at the Xiaolongbao handed over, his face contorted, as if he was going through something extremely painful.

"what happened?"

Jiang Xi was a little curious, was Zhang Yang so moved that he was about to cry?The Xiaolongbao here is so powerful.

"No...it's nothing, I don't eat, I'm not hungry, I lose weight, I want to benefit the common people."

Zhang Yang waved his hand, his handsome face wrinkled into a small chrysanthemum, he snorted softly, and glared angrily at someone who seemed nothing had happened.

Jiang Xi didn't care when he heard it. Anyway, if he didn't eat it, he could eat one more. Jiang Xi took one bite, feeling a little flustered, the juice flowed from the corner of his mouth, Li Qing looked gentle, and took the paper towel on Zhang Yang's table, Gently wipe it off for Jiang Xi.

"Eat slowly, why do you follow a little greedy cat?"

"Hey, Li Qing, Xiaolongbao from Jiejia, take a good time..."

With something in his mouth, Jiang Xi narrowed his eyes slightly, satisfied.

Li Qing thought it was funny, and just when he was about to say that you like to eat and bring you back next time, a discordant voice broke in again.

"Li Qing, let me go, I'm going to the bathroom!"

"Don't say such disgusting things while Jiang Xi is eating." Li Qing stepped aside in disgust.

"..."

Zhang Yang glanced speechlessly at Jiang Xi, who "keep his ears off the window and only eats steamed buns", and walked towards the door with a limp.

"Zhang Yang, what's wrong with your leg?" Seeing Zhang Yang walking forward with a limping leg, the squad leader stepped forward and asked.

"I was bitten by a dog." Zhang Yang snorted coldly, and slapped the squad leader away who was about to support him.

"Ah? What kind of dog? How could it bite you?"

"A sour vinegar dog." Zhang Yang glared at Li Qing, who had his back turned to him, and raised his voice, "Squad leader, do you smell the sour smell in our class?"

Li Qing paused, but his face was still gentle and considerate. After instructing Jiang Xi to eat slowly, he turned around and dragged Zhang Yang into the corridor by the back collar.

"Zhang Yang."

"Huh? What are you going to do? I'm still a good man."

Zhang Yang was protecting his chest with fear on his face, his height of 1.7 meters [-] pretended to be weak, and Li Qing felt a chill.

"I haven't been so hungry."

"Yes, you are only hungry for Jiang Jiang alone."

Li Qing frowned, glanced at someone beside him who was still complaining, and corrected, "That's called special liking, you've learned Chinese to the stomach of a dog? Also, don't call him Jiang Jiang, it's disgusting." .”

"You are good at Chinese, so how come you can't even speak when you see Jiang Xi." Zhang Yang rolled his eyes. Li Qing dared to be fierce to him, but he was simply soft on Jiang Xi. That's called obedience

"That's called love in the heart but hard to say."

"Go away, Li Qing, you still love him in your heart, so why don't you confess your love for him? Every day, breakfast and snacks are delivered, and it rains to send him back to the dormitory. When he is sick, you stay up all night, and he is bullied. Why, beat up those bastards yourself, and when he is happy, you will laugh like a two hundred and five all day long, do you think you are stupid?"

Li Qing thought of Jiang Xi who squinted his eyes in the classroom and was eating steamed buns, and chuckled lightly.

"What can I say? Zhang Yang, I have hinted at him many times, but he never reacted. If it wasn't for you this time, I would still wait for him to go to the bathroom, and then put breakfast on his table."

"You..." Zhang Yang was at a loss for words for a moment, and it took him a while to let out a sigh of relief, "Is it worth it?"

Li Qing looked gentle, he pursed his lips, and said with a smile, "It's worth it."

The plastic box behind her was overturned to the ground, making a loud noise, Li Qing turned around, and a warm embrace came head-on, together with the aroma of the steamed buns, it has been lingering in this winter morning.

If my nervous system is slow to receive your love, can you wait for me a little longer, and I will tell you how much I love you.

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Online store owner and takeaway boy

Mo Xi is the owner of an online store that sells sex toys, and he never leaves home. Except for the purchaser and the courier, almost no one in the entire unit has seen his true face in Lushan.

It's not that Mo Xi is not good-looking, on the contrary, he is handsome, with two small dimples and pointed canine teeth when he smiles.It's just that the glasses with wine bottle lenses look a little old-fashioned.Because the degree is so deep, Mo Xi who lost his eyes is completely blind.

Mo Xi was a poor child, his father passed away before he was born, and when he was just admitted to university, his mother also fell ill and passed away.

Mo Xi, who always loves to laugh, cried for a whole day, wiped her red nose, and tore up the admission notice cruelly. With the help of relatives, she rented a small house of 20 square meters and started her own business life.

Lu Ya is a takeaway boy, he said he is a takeaway boy, no one has the leisure time like him, he is the young master to experience life, Lu Ya is the second generation rich, his father can't see him hanging around all day long with his friends On those days, let the manager of the hotel under the name of the family arrange a place for him casually.

Unexpectedly, this casual, young master Lu waved his hand, without raising his eyelids, he pointed at the battery car parked outside the door.There are also a few large characters written on the battery car, "Exclusive delivery for takeaway from xx hotel."

But with Young Master Lu's personality, he was impatient after he hadn't done it for two days. After Lu Ya was about to deliver the last takeaway, he went to Fa Xiao to sing K, and picked a black low-key Porsche to show off. And go, for Young Master Lu, it's quite normal for him to drive a Porsche to deliver food.

"Hey, open the door, things are here." Lu Ya patted on the door. The door hadn't been cleaned all year round. Due to the force of the impact, dust splashed off the top. Before the door was opened, Young Master Lu's glamorous appearance was shattered. Looking from a distance, it really looks a bit dusty.

"Come on, Brother Li, you came here really early today. There weren't many people who bought it yesterday. Just help me move this big box over there. Thank you. I'll give you the money together at the end of the month." Mo Xi just woke up, didn't wear glasses, dragged and dragged, and ran over with a big box half the height of a person, with messy hair, two dull hairs still sticking up, smiling, with crooked eyes, canine teeth pointy.

Lu Ya looked at the cardboard boxes under his feet and the closed door, and his forehead was twitching with veins.This guy of feelings regards him as a courier boy?He's a delivery guy, not a courier guy.

Lu Ya glanced at the closed door, put the takeaway on the ground, and angrily carried the cardboard box into the car.

I wanted to give it away just because the young man was very good-looking. He, Young Master Lu, would occasionally help the old woman across the road, but he was a little curious and didn't know what it was, otherwise How to fill in the form in a while, in line with the idea of ​​"I will close it at one glance and never take a second look", Lu Ya stretched his head and opened the cardboard box of the co-pilot.

There was a pile of colorful things, and it was a bit unsightly to see in broad daylight, Lu Ya's eyelids twitched, and his breathing was rough.Snapped the carton shut.

I thought that handsome guy was such a simple person, bah, which simple person would send this thing.Lu Ya was about to throw the box away, so as not to be an eyesore.

Besides, Mo Xi, after putting on his glasses, the real Brother Li knocked on the door.

"Who?"

"Axi, it's me, Brother Li."

"Huh? Brother Li, why are you back? Is the box broken?"

"What box?"

"It's the express delivery I gave you just now. I was just wondering why you came so early?"

"No, I just came. Are you sleepy?"

"No..." Mo Xi frowned and recalled, it seemed that the man and Brother Li were in different shapes, and he was sleepy in the morning, and he didn't know who it was for.

"..."

"It's over, Brother Li, I don't know who to give it to." Mo Xi worried