President, Our Egg Is Lost

Ji Xiaoyu went into the bathroom angrily, washed her face and then soaked the towel with hot water. After returning to the bedroom, she took off Cheng Yutang's glasses, wiped her face and then her hands.

When he was working in a small restaurant, he heard Wu Yaoqiang say that drinking milk can soothe hangovers, so he ran to the kitchen to find a box of pure milk, heated it in the microwave and brought it back to the bedroom.Fearing that Cheng Yutang would not be able to hold the cup and spill the milk on the bed, he handed it to his mouth to feed him.

In the end, he squatted down without complaint, took off Cheng Yutang's shoes, and muttered: "Mr. Cheng, I not only became a bodyguard and driver today, but also worked as a nanny. You have to give me a raise." .”

Mr. Cheng seemed quite satisfied with being served, and nodded with a smile: "Yes, baby."

"...It's the nanny, not the baby!" Ji Xiaoyu corrected with a blushing face.

Cheng Yutang repeated stubbornly: "Baby."

Forget it, don't worry about anything with a drunk, call him whatever he wants.Ji Xiaoyu was speechless, and instead unbuttoned his coat one by one, she couldn't help but think of the day when someone kissed her, put on a coat for herself, and then buttoned up the buttons one by one, her heart skipped a beat. .

When finished, say, "Put your arms up."

Cheng and Tang cooperated and spread their arms flat.

Ji Xiaoyu helped him take off his coat, and took a dark gray V-neck sweater, and then a snow-white shirt—let's keep this one.

The upper body is dealt with, it's the turn of the lower body.

Ji Xiaoyu first calmed down her unsteady heartbeat, and then put her hand on Cheng Yutang's belt buckle with a serious face. Just as she was about to open it, her hands were wrapped by a pair of big, knuckle palms, and the top of her head Someone asked: "Baby, why are you taking off my pants?"

Ji Xiaoyu's face burned all of a sudden, and she denied it categorically: "I don't have it!"

Thinking about it wrong, I really wanted to take off his pants, but not for any purpose, just to make this guy sleep more comfortably, so I corrected myself: "Take off your pants to sleep."

"Okay, take off your pants and go to bed." Cheng Yutang quickly opened the belt and took off the trousers, revealing a pair of long legs with well-defined muscles, strength and beauty, and tight black underwear wrapped in tight black underwear. It is a very powerful symbol of masculinity.

Before Ji Xiaoyu had time to envy her, she found that someone's fingers had already touched the side of her panties, and when she seemed to be planning to take off her clothes completely, she hurriedly shouted: "Stop! Don't take it off again! That's all you need to do." Already!"

Cheng Yutang frowned beautifully: "How can you sleep without taking it off?"

"Sleep as long as you don't take it off!" Ji Xiaoyu blushed, "If you take it off, I will, I will leave immediately, and I will leave you alone!"

Although he would sleep naked as long as conditions allowed, but if Cheng Yutang took off naked in front of him, then forget it.The last time I took a look at it, I almost changed my original shape. This time, I don't want to test my self-control.

Cheng Yutang's expression was neither happy nor reconciled. After a moment of stalemate, he finally compromised, and took his hand off the edge of his underwear.

"That's how you behave." Ji Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, and then ordered: "Now lie down on the bed and cover yourself with the quilt."

Cheng Yutang didn't object this time, and went to bed and covered himself with the quilt as he did, but gave up half of the bed, and looked at him earnestly.

Ji Xiaoyu's little heart beat twice again in disbelief, and said patiently: "Go to sleep by yourself, good night."

Just when he was about to turn around and leave, the man who was unable to walk steadily before suddenly threw off the quilt and jumped up. Like an eagle catching a chicken, he pinched him into his arms with precision and said without a doubt: " sleep together."

Ji Xiaoyu's face was hot and her head hurt, she couldn't help cursing: "Why sleep together! I'm old enough to sleep with someone, Uncle Cheng, are you ashamed?"

He suddenly remembered Ro Lanlan's name for Cheng Yutang, so he casually said it to laugh at someone.

Cheng Yutang seemed to be aroused by the word "uncle", so he took his earlobe in his mouth and bit him as if to vent his anger.

Ji Xiaoyu couldn't laugh anymore, she gasped, her ears hurt a little, and there was a little bit of electric current bursting out from there, spreading to her whole body in an instant.Then, in a daze, Cheng Yutang pinched his waist and pressed him down on the bed, and then he pressed him tightly under his body, a pair of big hands wandered wantonly between his waist and abdomen, with such strength that he wanted to rub him down. skin.

Ji Xiaoyu smelled the alcohol on his body, felt the roughness of his fingertips and the burning heat of his palms around his waist, his whole body went limp all of a sudden, and his brain was muddled like he was drunk, and his heart was soaring Feeling hot, he uncontrollably raised his waist and rubbed against his firm thigh.

Then, he felt something move at the heel of his leg. At first he thought it was someone's, and his face was so hot that he almost spontaneously combusted.After a few seconds to realize what it was, he almost broke out in a sweat again. He quickly reached into his trouser pocket and took out the little white egg that was sandwiched between their thighs.

It's really shameful to do such a thing with his father in front of the baby!

Son smash, dad is sorry for you!

If one accidentally popped the little white egg, how could he still have the face to live in this world!

Ji Xiaoyu was ashamed and deeply self-reflected. Fortunately, he is still a big monster, why can't he control himself, his self-control is really bad!

No, it can't be all his fault, it has to be blamed on Bao Bao's unruly father!I was fine just now, but I was led astray by him!

Hey, after talking about it for a long time, why did someone remain motionless?Why don't you complain when you take out the little white egg?

Putting the little white egg beside the pillow, and looking up, Cheng Yutang closed his eyes, resting his head on his side in the nest of his neck, breathing deeply and evenly, already asleep, with his hands still wrapped around his waist.

Ji Xiaoyu couldn't laugh or cry for a moment.

At this moment, the beeping sound of the mobile phone receiving a message rang in the cotton coat that he had casually left beside the bed.

Who could it be so late?He stretched his arms to reach for the cotton-padded coat, took out his cell phone, and saw that it was a message from Liang Shaogang: "Xiaoyu, happy new year, everything goes well."

再一看时间，2019年01月01日，00：00：01。

It turned out to be the arrival of the new year.

The curtains of the floor-to-ceiling windows were not fully drawn, and one could see fireworks rising into the sky in the distance, exploding colorful flowers in the black sky.

The monsters on Xiaoqingshan have a long lifespan, and they have no concept of the passage of time and the change of old and new. In the past, everyone would sleep in their respective dens at this time, who cares whether it is New Year's celebration or not.

Right now Ji Xiaoyu looked at this blessing message and felt fresh and moved, so she edited the message word by word and replied: "Thank you Brother Liang, I also wish you a happy new year and a long life."

Putting down the phone, feeling the steady and gentle heartbeat of the man on her body, and his warm nose spraying on her neck, Ji Xiaoyu felt sweet and warm in her heart again, and the emotions that had been suppressed for a long time in her heart were like a full-term chick. Once it is about to break out of the shell, it cannot be stopped.

He held his breath unconsciously, quickly pecked someone's face with his head sideways like a thief, and whispered, "His father, happy new year!"

His father didn't wake up, but unconsciously held him tighter in his sleep.

His chest was broad and his arms were warm.

Ji Xiaoyu was so entangled in her heart that she struggled mentally for a long time whether to break her away and go back to the dormitory, and finally she felt sleepy and yawned.

Forget it, let it be like this, it's too late, I don't want to move anymore.He was so sleepy now that he might have driven the car into a ditch.Anyway, his father was too drunk to wake up, so he didn't pose any threat to him, so it didn't matter if he just slept together like this, the big deal was that he would leave tomorrow morning before the man woke up.

After convincing himself, he turned his body slightly, turned his back to Cheng Yutang and nestled into his arms, and then explained to Xiao Baidan with a guilty conscience: "Son, Dad is tired and sleepy, and he can't walk anymore, so he is here Those who slept here didn’t mean not to go back. You see, we just lay together and didn’t do anything else.”

To his surprise, the little white egg flashed once, and then flashed a second time after three seconds.

Ji Xiaoyu was overjoyed, "Son, do you agree? You are so good, you still love Dad the most!"

He gave a big mouthful of kisses on the egg shell, then carefully placed the little white egg under his belly, pillowed on his father's arm, and fell asleep contentedly.

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The next morning, Cheng Yutang opened his eyes to the sound of birdsong outside the window, subconsciously tightened his arms, but hugged nothing.

He froze for a moment and then lifted the quilt, disappointed to find that he was alone on the bed.

What's going on, my arms seemed to be full last night, and I seemed to sleep with the little things all night, isn't it true, it's just a dream I had?

With some disappointment, he squeezed his forehead, which was swollen and sore after the hangover, and remembered something after his head cleared up.

Last night, he took his little bodyguard to attend the class reunion. The atmosphere of the party was not very good. He was tired of the classmates making jokes about himself and Han Qingshi, and he didn't like the utilitarian flattery and reminiscence.Not to mention Ji Xiaoyu, her disgust was clearly written on her face.In order to get away early, he drank three glasses of spirits. After successfully getting out, he was drunk as soon as he came out, and the little thing drove him back.

Cheng and Tang couldn't remember what happened afterwards, it seemed that the little thing ran away after sending him home.

Alas, what a mistake to drink, last night was New Year's Eve, such a good opportunity was wasted, what a pity.

After lying down for a while, he put on the glasses on the bedside table and planned to get up and wash up, and then he noticed a few details that he hadn't seen clearly and ignored just now.

First, I only have a shirt and underwear left on my body, the sweater is neatly folded on the bedside table, the coat is hung on the coat rack, and there is a glass of milk on the bedside table, such a meticulous job It shouldn't have been done by myself who was so drunk last night, who did it?

Second, he only occupied half of the bed, and the other half showed signs of sinking slightly. Following the outline, he could roughly outline a human figure that was a circle smaller than himself. Whose could it be?

Thirdly, there are a few strands of hair scattered on the pillow, two of which are darker and thicker and look like they belong to me, and there are two other strands of thin, soft dark chestnut hair, who left them?

The smile on Cheng Yutang's lips gradually widened, her head no longer ached, her eyes were no longer blurred, and her heart was no longer depressed. She just felt refreshed and full of energy.

He got out of bed and walked to the floor-to-ceiling windows barefoot, and opened the curtains to both sides with a swipe. The bright sunshine of the New Year poured in unobstructed, just like his mood at the moment.

Life is so good, he couldn't help humming "Chicken Run".