President, Our Egg Is Lost

Ji Xiaoyu's face was steaming hot, her heart was beating wildly, and she stammered and complained: "I, when did I become yours? You, don't talk nonsense!"

"You are my personal bodyguard, aren't you?" Cheng Yutang raised the corners of his lips and said calmly, "I forgot to say the next few words just now."

Ji Xiaoyu: "..."

Can you forget this? !

This man is clearly making fun of him again, it's, it's really disgusting!

Cheng Yutang was still a little worried, and asked again: "Little brother, did that little girl look good just now?"

Ji Xiaoyu said angrily: "What does she look like? Does she have two noses or four ears?"

In fact, this corner is very dark, if the girl surnamed Luo really has two noses and four ears, he wouldn't be able to see clearly.

Cheng Yutang chuckled, satisfied.

Seeing that the little thing was staring at him with resentment, obviously impatient, he stopped teasing him, sat down with his legs next to his legs, and then touched him in the dark as if he was venting. The claws gently and forcefully separated his slender five fingers, interlocking with his ten fingers.

Ji Xiaoyu's heart stopped beating for an instant, and then she struggled to get her hand out.

"Shh, don't move around." Cheng Yutang whispered close to him, his lips were close to the clean, round ear with a touch of bright red, "otherwise you will be seen by others."

Ji Xiaoyu suddenly felt as if she had been cast with a body-holding spell, unable to move her whole body.

On the small stage in front of the private room, Han Qingshi was still holding the microphone and singing intoxicated.

"You are a song in my heart, and a flower blooms in my heart; you are a song in my life, and misses converge into a river~"

Cheng Yutang didn't look at the stage, but turned slightly sideways to face her little bodyguard.

He originally thought this song was very vulgar and boring, but now he felt a little different, and couldn't help humming softly along with the melody: "I really want to ask you, do you have any feelings for me? I was not careful, made a mistake..."

The music in the private room was deafening, but Ji Xiaoyu felt that all the hustle and bustle of people suddenly left her, only the voice of the man in front of her was lingering in her heart, and it took a while to find her own voice: "You, you Didn't you say you can't sing this song?"

Cheng Yutang tightened their fingers, feeling the thin layer of sweat from each other's palms, and smiled at him warmly: "Yes, but I can sing just by looking at you."

Ji Xiaoyu: "..."

My father, I can't do it anymore, I can't resist anymore, this man is too, too foul!

……

Han Qingshi finally finished singing. As soon as the tune fell, the atmosphere in the private room reached a climax in an instant. The cheers, whistles and shouts of "one more" almost knocked off the roof.

Han Qingshi waved his hands coquettishly and said, "I'm not coming anymore, I'm thirsty and I can't sing anymore."

Ji Xiaoyu woke up like a dream, and said with a frown, "Isn't it half an hour yet? I don't like this place, I want to go back."

Cheng Yutang agreed without hesitation: "Okay, let's go right away."

As soon as Han Qingshi said he was thirsty, someone eagerly offered him water, and someone took the microphone and said with a smile: "What kind of water do you drink on such a good day today? You must drink! Just now, Caizi Han and Xiao Cheng Cao is late, and everyone said that they should be fined three cups?"

"I want it!"

"That's a must!"

Soon, six glasses were placed on the table, and they were filled with some kind of transparent alcohol one by one.

Han Qingshi covered his heart and said, "Oh no, this kind of wine is too strong, I will definitely get drunk after drinking it."

"It's okay, it's so rare tonight, you must not get drunk and come home!"

"That's right, anyway, there is Cheng Xiaocao here, what are you afraid of, at worst, open a room nearby hahahaha!"

"Hey, where's Cheng Xiaocao?"

"Yeah, weren't you still here just now?"

Someone asked, and everyone realized that Cheng Yutang had disappeared.

Han Qingshi sang so excitedly just now that he forgot about Cheng Yutang for a moment. He opened his eyes and looked around when someone asked him. Because he was standing high and had a good view, he quickly saw that person in the corner—— And that annoying pheasant essence, I couldn't laugh at once.

"I'm here."

Cheng Yutang reluctantly let go of the little bodyguard's hand, stood up, walked to the long table, and said, "I can punish myself with three cups, but I have to leave after drinking."

"Hey, why are we leaving now? It's still early!"

"Yes, it's not even ten o'clock!"

"It's twelve o'clock no matter what, everyone counts down to the New Year's Eve together."

"Yes, yes, everyone finally got together, Cheng Xiaocao, please stay a little longer!"

Cheng Yutang turned a deaf ear to the persuasive voices around him, let alone Han Qingshi, who was next to him with a resentful expression, and took a glass of wine from the table.

After half a day of observation, he has been able to conclude that although Han Qingshi is a bit weird, there is no problem mentally, he is even smarter than before, and his personality seems to have completely let go of himself.But no matter what this person becomes, as long as it's not caused by himself, he doesn't have to worry so much.

"Wait, I'll drink it for you!"

Suddenly a person rushed out from the corner, making a gesture to take the glass of wine from Cheng Yutang's hand.

"It's okay, don't worry, I'm not that bad at drinking, I should drink these three cups." Cheng Yutang gently blocked the hand, and said softly, "If I get drunk, don't I still have you?" ?”

Everyone: "!!!???"

What's going on here, isn't that kid a bodyguard? Why does Cheng Xiaocao's tone sound so intimate and intimate, completely different from what he said to Han Caizi?

I used to think that this school grass is born with a temperament, and has been in a high position for a long time, and he is polite and distant to everyone, isn't it like this?

Hearing what Cheng Yutang said, Ji Xiaoyu didn't want to object anymore, so she could only watch him without frowning, drinking one cup after another without stopping.

After drinking the three cups of spirits, Cheng Yutang's expression remained unchanged, and he said calmly, "Thank you for your kindness, I can charge the expenses to my account tonight. I wish you all a good time. Let's go, goodbye."

After finishing speaking, he took Ji Xiaoyu's hand in a graceful manner, and walked out of the private room calmly and steadily.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to say for a while.

In the embarrassing silence, a little girl's nympho exclamation sounded inappropriately: "It's so beautiful! It's so romantic! You must be happy! I will always bless your woo woo woo woo..."

Han Qingshi: "..."

The rest: "........."

……

After leaving the clubhouse, the fresh and cold air rushed in. Ji Xiaoyu took two deep breaths and finally felt comfortable. While walking to the parking lot, she complained: "What kind of class reunion is this? The smoky atmosphere is not interesting at all. I won't do it again. coming."

After waiting for a while without hearing Cheng Yutang's response, he couldn't help but looked up strangely, and saw two faint blushes on Cheng Yutang's face under the illumination of the street lamp. His expression looked normal, but his eyes were a little bit No, lost focus in a daze.

Ji Xiaoyu felt a little heartbroken, could it be that she was drunk?

He stretched out two fingers, waved them in front of Cheng Yutang's eyes, and asked tentatively, "Mr. Cheng, look, what is this?"

Mr. Cheng didn't answer, and it took a while before he responded. He grabbed his waving paw, put it to his lips, kissed it, and then bit his fingertip.

"Hey, hey, don't gnaw! I'm not the chicken feet with pickled peppers sold in the supermarket!" Ji Xiaoyu blushed, and hurriedly pulled that hand back, along with the other hand that Cheng Yutang was holding. The hand also broke free.

Cheng Yutang swayed, his feet were floating, and he bumped straight into an electric pole one meter away.

Ji Xiaoyu hurriedly pulled him back, otherwise Mr. Cheng would have a big bump on his handsome forehead.

It's over, it looks like Mr. Cheng is really drunk.Whoever said just now that the capacity for alcohol is not bad, and the one who tried his best to drink three glasses of wine is not much better than him!

Now I can't let go, I can only continue to hold.

So Ji Xiaoyu clasped his fingers again with peace of mind.

Fortunately, Cheng Yutang was not like some people on TV who would cry and scream when drunk. It was just that his reaction was relatively slow and his judgment was biased. If he didn't pay attention, he wouldn't be able to tell that he was drunk.

After entering the parking lot, Cheng Yutang paused and asked, "Where are you going?"

Ji Xiaoyu said, "Send you home."

Cheng Yutang: "You want to go too."

Ji Xiaoyu: "...Of course."

He does not go who will drive.

Arriving next to Cheng Yutang's car, Ji Xiaoyu opened the passenger door, stuffed the person in and sat down, then got into the driver's seat, and found that the person was sitting there motionless, so she reminded: "Mr. bring."

Cheng Yutang remained motionless as if she hadn't heard it.

Ji Xiaoyu had no choice but to lean over and pull the seat belt to fasten it for him.

Before it was too late, Cheng Yutang kissed him on the cheek and made a crisp "pop".

Ji Xiaoyu bounced it as if she had been scalded. If she hadn't fastened her seat belt, her head would have rushed to the roof of the car.

He covered the place where he was kissed, and asked angrily: "Hey, are you really drunk or pretending to be drunk?"

Cheng Yutang didn't answer, but showed a smug smile similar to that of a child after stealing candy.

Ji Xiaoyu wiped the saliva off her face, and said angrily: "Well, for the sake of your stupidity, I don't care about you. You are not allowed to engage in the sneak attack just now on the way, otherwise if you come out There was a car accident, and the two of us will go to the hospital together!"

Cheng and Tang seem to have listened to it this time, and they did not bother the driver along the way, and the two returned to the villa area smoothly and safely.

Unfortunately, it turned out that Ji Xiaoyu was relieved too early. After getting off the car, Ji Xiaoyu found that Cheng Yutang was even more drunk. Lean on him.If Ji Xiaoyu pushed him away, he would fall unsteadily to the ground.

There was no other way, Ji Xiaoyu could only carry this man who was half a head taller and two sizes bigger than her into the villa, and then carried him up the stairs.If it weren't for his extraordinary physical strength, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to deal with this drunk.

But this drunk was not honest, put his head on his shoulder, and rubbed his lips against his ears and neck.Ji Xiaoyu's ears were one of the most sensitive parts next to the waist, and his legs became weak after being rubbed by him, and he almost stumbled under his feet a few times, leading the two of them to roll down the stairs together.

After finally getting him into the master bedroom on the third floor and throwing him on the bed, Ji Xiaoyu was sweating from exhaustion, took off his cotton-padded clothes, and sat by the bed in only a T-shirt to rest for a while, just about to get up and go to the bathroom to wash his face. His waist suddenly tightened, and he was surrounded by an arm. The man behind him said clearly, "Don't go."

It was not difficult for Ji Xiaoyu to break this arm, but she was afraid that she might hurt someone if she used too much force, so she had to comfort her in a nice voice: "Mr. Cheng, if I don't leave, I'll go to the bathroom to wash my face, and then give you a Wipe your face, okay?"

Cheng Yutang stared at him with confused eyes for a long time, as if judging that he was not lying, then let go of his arm, and then added slowly: "If you leave, I will deduct your salary."

Ji Xiaoyu: "..."

Drunk like this and still forgetting to threaten to squeeze yourself, you stupid king!