President, Our Egg Is Lost

"It's the man who surprised you, otherwise how would you have gotten pregnant with this egg." Hou Changsheng is indeed an old monkey spirit who is used to the world, and when he said such shocking words, his tone was as normal as talking about the weather, "Mother A chicken can lay eggs without a rooster, but a rooster can't do that."

Ji Xiaoyu's face was so red that it was about to bleed, "I, I don't know, I haven't had a good time with anyone, I just saw this egg when I was woken up by the sound of firecrackers..."

"Why are you so confused, kid?" Hou Changsheng shook his head, thinking that he had something to hide, or he was thin-skinned and embarrassed to say, "Then you didn't work well in Xingcheng before, why did you come back suddenly?"

It's okay not to mention it, but Ji Xiaoyu was filled with shame and anger when it was mentioned.

As a refined pheasant, Ji Xiaoyu's body color is bright and bright, and the tail is long and gorgeous. It is the most beautiful and airy chicken on Xiaoqingshan.The skin in human form is not too much, he is a very handsome and upright handsome guy.

Last year, when Ji Xiaoyu was full, she went down to Xingcheng because she longed for the rich and colorful world of human beings.Due to his outstanding appearance, coupled with his good brains and sweet mouth, he can easily win people's favor, so even though he has no relevant work experience, the only things he can get out are the ID card that Hou Changsheng entrusted to him before and the Qingshan Township. With his high school diploma, a hotel in Xingcheng made an exception and recruited him as a waiter.

Ji Xiaoyu is very dedicated and has a lot to learn when starting a new job, so she is very busy from morning to night every day.And in order not to expose his identity, he carefully kept a certain distance from the people around him, so the relationship with his colleagues was relatively weak. He didn't make any friends in a year, and it was impossible for him to be with anyone—especially a man. ——Develop the traitor and love that can lay eggs together.

Originally, Ji Xiaoyu had been doing a good job in that hotel, but one night at the end of the year, a guest with a terrific background came suddenly. The boss asked him to go to room 1616 to accompany the drink, and said that he would send him a big red envelope after the task was completed. I went excitedly.In the end, the glass of wine that the fat, wretched man gave him was actually drugged, which made him weak and unconscious, and he was touched on the face by that disgusting man's fat pig's hand. He was so disgusted that he almost vomited out the overnight meal.

Although Ji Xiaoyu's force value was greatly reduced due to the effect of the medicine at that time, only 1616% of his strength was still enough for him to punch the weak man to the ground.After that, he staggered out of No. [-]. He was really dizzy and unable to walk, so he turned into another room in a daze to sleep.

Ji Xiaoyu didn't have much recollection of what happened later, but only vaguely remembered that it was raining outside, with thunder and lightning, as if a big monster was going through a catastrophe.And he was tossed and baked for most of the night like a piece of cake, and the feeling was as excruciating and exciting as the weather outside the window at that time, until he was over-excited and passed out.

When Ji Xiaoyu woke up in that high-end suite in the middle of the night, he was the only one in the room.

Because of her extraordinary talent and her body's strong self-healing ability, Ji Xiaoyu didn't think there was anything too abnormal except for a little backache and a few faint, unknown marks on her body.However, he was still very indignant at the hotel owner's behavior of betraying himself to please the bitch, and immediately got up to find the guy and beat him into a rotten pig's head.

Afterwards, Ji Xiaoyu realized that the job might be ruined, and she might face a lawsuit or be retaliated against.Although he has always been fearless, he was afraid of getting into trouble and living an uncomfortable life, so he braved the heavy rain and went back to Xiaoqingshan before dawn.

Ji Xiaoyu felt that it was too embarrassing to tell the whole story, and he couldn't explain it clearly, which would seriously damage Xiao Qingshan's title of "No. Said that the job was tired and came back.

Hou Changsheng didn't doubt it, nodded and said: "It's good to come back, the colorful world outside looks bright and lively, but in fact there are many dark places. If someone finds out that you are not a human but a monster, you will definitely try to find a way Arrest you for living body research. There are also some human beings who are more insidious and greedy than monsters, and they can't imagine how bad they are when they do evil. You must never disclose the matter of laying eggs, so as not to be given by those ulterior motives. stole."

Ji Xiaoyu felt a little nervous, looked down at the little white egg in his hand, and asked, "Grandpa Hou, then, what should I do?"

After the previous turmoil, he has accepted the fact that he gave birth to an egg.Since he couldn't bear to throw it away, he had no choice but to take on the responsibility of being a father.

As for who the bastard who made him pregnant, let him die!

Hou Changsheng said: "Let's start hatching eggs from today. Your father said in the past that the eggs of pheasant essence are no better than ordinary eggs. He spends a certain amount of time every day to incubate the eggs. The chicks will come out after ten months, but the chicks It only takes one month to transform into a baby in human form. Judging from the situation of you and your father, you will also raise a baby in the future."

Ji Xiaoyu was dumbfounded. The chicken cubs should be the same as ordinary pheasants. It should be fine to feed some grass seeds, wild fruits and small bugs, but how to raise a humanoid baby?

He has no idea about this at all, so he can only bite the bullet and continue to ask for advice.

"Raising a child is a hassle, and it's not much easier than cultivating to become a master." Hou Changsheng recalled the past and couldn't help sighing, "Babies have delicate stomachs, and they can't eat raw, hard, salty or spicy things. No If you are breastfeeding, you need to drink special baby milk powder, and then add some things like rice cereal, minced meat, and vegetable juice according to your age. From time to time, you have to change your feces and urine into diapers. Looking back now, when I was an old man, I put It's really not easy for you to pull it off."

The old monkey couldn't help sighing.

"Thank you Grandpa Hou, it's really hard work for you." Ji Xiaoyu was grateful and panicked, "Then where did the milk powder rice paste diapers you fed me back then come from?"

"I bought it in a human shopping mall. Your father left me a sum of money before he died, just to prepare for it in the future. The things those babies use are really not cheap. A can of slightly better milk powder It costs one or two hundred yuan, and your child can eat it since he was a child, and a can of milk powder will be gone in a few days, and after a few years, you will spend all the money your father left."

After a pause, Hou Changsheng asked: "Xiao Yu, you should have earned some money working part-time for a year, right? Now it's just time to come in handy."

When Ji Xiaoyu heard this, she complained incessantly. He had made some money, but he didn't have the money with him. He is now a penniless pauper!

When he worked as a waiter in the big hotel in Xingcheng, his salary was not bad, and there was still 3 yuan a month including food and lodging. Since life was simple and there were not many expenses, he saved most of it.In addition, because he is not used to using bank cards and likes the thrill of counting banknotes, every time he pays his salary, he has to find the money directly from the finance department, and then put it in a black garbage bag and lock it in his locker for one year. After saving [-] yuan, it can cover an entire bed.

But!Later, when something bad happened, he ran away overnight after beating up the hotel owner. He didn't even think about taking the money in the locker, and now it's impossible to go back to get it after half a year.

Just losing 3 yuan in vain, which is equivalent to almost a whole year of work for nothing, Ji Xiaoyu really regrets thinking about it.

3 yuan!Even if a can of milk powder costs 200 yuan, you can buy 150 cans, which is enough for chickens to drink for a while.

Well now, everything is in vain!

Hou Changsheng didn't know what Ji Xiaoyu was grieved about, but he patted him on the shoulder in relief and said, "Xiaoyu, you will be a father in a blink of an eye, congratulations! It seems that the string of firecrackers was set off at the right time in the morning. , let everyone celebrate for you."

Ji Xiaoyu's heart was bleeding, she pulled the corners of her mouth, showing a smile uglier than crying.

Hou Changsheng finally said cheerfully: "Okay, I won't delay you hatching eggs. Grandpa Hou will go back first. Don't forget to announce the good news to everyone when the chicks hatch!"

After seeing off the red-faced old monkey, Ji Xiaoyu stared at the little white egg in his hand for a long time with a sad face, and finally made a major decision——

He wants to come out of the rivers and lakes again, enter human society again, work, earn money, and raise a baby!