President, Our Egg Is Lost

The sun is shining and the birds are chirping.Wake up Ji Xiaoyu, don't want to sleep well!

This is a consensus reached by all the spirits on Xiaoqingshan after experiencing countless lessons of blood and tears for nearly half a year.

The pheasant spirit, who used to be full of energy and played with cats and dogs all day long, felt that life in the mountains was too monotonous and boring, so he went to work in Xingcheng, which is near Xiaoqingshan, at the beginning of last year.As a result, I only worked for a year. At the end of the year, on a night of heavy rain and lightning, this guy suddenly came back again. Within a few days, he was like a chicken, listless and yawning all day long.

The former foodie lost his appetite in the face of the fattest caterpillars, lethargic like a sick chicken suffering from plague, whoever wakes him up in the middle of his sleep, or makes some noise so that he can't sleep , That's terrible, that fighting chicken with explosive force value, the pheasant will break into your nest and fight you with red eyes and blown hair, if you don't beat you, you will cry and call your mother's shit, and you won't be able to sleep well for three days I don't think his surname is Ji!

Therefore, the spirits on Xiaoqingshan quickly succumbed to Ji Xiaoyu's despotic power and became as quiet as chickens.

But this morning when it was just dawn, someone suddenly set off a string of firecrackers, which crackled and exploded, shaking the entire Xiaoqingshan, waking up all animals, big and small, from their sleep.

After the firecrackers were blown up, everyone was angry and puzzled. Who dared to openly challenge Ji Xiaoyu after eating the bear's heart and leopard?

However, after waiting for a long time, everyone didn't see the fried chicken rushing out of the nest to fight, which is really strange.

Didn't Ji Xiaoyu hear it?Impossible, the firecrackers are at least [-] rings, but it is impossible for anyone who is not deaf to not hear.

The rabbit that lived closest to Ji Xiaoyu raised its hand tremblingly to report: "Well, I saw Ji Xiaoyu coming out of the nest at noon yesterday, picked a few fruits and ate them, and then went back to the nest. never came out again..."

Everyone was startled, it's been so long, Ji Xiaoyu must have died of sleep, right?

Now that I think about it, something was really wrong with that kid when he came back, maybe he was sick, just in case he didn't make it through last night...

The spirits looked at each other, their hearts tensed.

……

at the same time.In a cave on the hillside of Xiaoqingshan.

Ji Xiaoyu was neither deaf nor dead from sleep, nor did he have the time to fight the guy who woke him up by setting off firecrackers early in the morning. Facing the dark circles under his eyes, staring at the white and shiny egg under his butt that was still warm to the touch, the whole chicken was dumbfounded.

Where did this thing come from?He has no habit of eating eggs!All day yesterday, he ate a few half-ripe wild grapes, which were so sour that his teeth almost fell out.

After eating the wild grapes, he went back to the nest and fell asleep like he did in the past six months.As a result, he started to have a stomachache in the middle of the night, and the pain made him writhe in the nest until the middle of the night, he almost collapsed, unable to hold on and turned into the original shape of a pheasant.

In a daze, Ji Xiaoyu felt as if she was incontinent, pulled into the nest, her stomach lightened, and the pain became much weaker, so she changed into a human form again...

At that time, he was so tired and sleepy that he didn't have the energy to clean up, so he just fell asleep like that.It didn't take long before he was woken up by the loud sound of firecrackers. He was about to roll up his sleeves and go out to find someone desperately, when he suddenly found that there was an extra egg under his buttocks. Apart from that, there was no dirty feces in the nest Everything, except for a little mess, is still as clean and dry as before.

In connection with my loss of appetite and lethargy all day long in recent months, and the pain in my stomach last night, there seems to be only one truth...

Oh leak!This is X100 times more unacceptable than being unable to control the sphincter and pulling the poop in the nest!

The heavens and the earth, he is obviously a male, and Jiji is also growing on his body, how could he lay an egg?

This unscientific!

After living for 20 years, Ji Xiaoyu has never encountered such an outrageous thing, let alone it happened to her.

As if he had been struck by lightning, with his frizzy hair on his head, he stared at the delicate white egg in the nest, which was a little smaller than ordinary domestic eggs, as if looking at a timed egg｜□□ The same thing, I backed away again and again in fright, for fear that the little white egg would explode suddenly and send myself to the west.

"Xiao Yu, are you okay? You haven't moved for so long, and the firecrackers didn't blow you out. Everyone is worried, so let the old man come over and see what's going on."

At this moment, a trembling old voice sounded from outside the cave, and an old gray-haired monkey walked in.

Ji Xiaoyu was so frightened that he let out a "crack" and sat down on the ground. When he realized that there was an egg lying in the middle of his chicken coop, and wanted to pounce on it to hide it, it was too late.The old monkey's dizzy old eyes, which had been squinting all the year round, were as big as bull's eyes. He stared at the little white egg for a while, then turned his head to stare at Ji Xiaoyu up and down.

Ji Xiaoyu said incoherently: "Grandpa Hou, that egg is not mine! It was there when I woke up, and I don't know where it came from! Really, you believe me, it has absolutely nothing to do with me !"

"Really, then I'll take it home and cook it." Hou Changsheng turned into a shriveled little old man, grabbed the little white egg from the thatch, and made a gesture to go out.

"No!" Ji Xiaoyu was terrified all of a sudden, and rushed over to block the little old man's way without thinking, "That's my egg, you can't eat it!"

"Oh, so it was you who laid the egg. I didn't tell you earlier." Hou Changsheng nodded slowly, and then handed over the little white egg.

Ji Xiaoyu covered her mouth that accidentally uttered the truth, stared at the little white egg in Hou Changsheng's hand for a long while, then took it with shaking hands, and wailed brokenly: "Yes, I laid this egg! But I was A rooster, why can it lay eggs?! And why don’t you find it strange at all, Grandpa Hou!”

Hou Changsheng said inscrutablely: "It is indeed rare in the world for a rooster to lay eggs, but I have seen the same thing before, so I am not so surprised."

"What? No way!" Ji Xiaoyu said in disbelief, "Which other rooster has laid eggs?"

Hou Changsheng said: "Your father, Ji Dahua, otherwise, how do you think you got here? Didn't you hatch from an egg laid by your father?"

The amount of information in this sentence is too large, and Ji Xiaoyu is in a mess: "I, my father? Where is he? Is he still alive? And my mother--no, do I have a mother? There are still two fathers ? Ah, what is going on, Grandpa Hou, tell me quickly!"

Ji Xiaoyu was completely confused. If he hadn't held his egg in his hand, he would have grabbed Hou Changsheng's shoulder and shook it vigorously.

He has never met his parents. He was an orphan since he was a child. Hou Changsheng brought him up. He always thought that he was hatched from an ordinary mountain egg. It was just a coincidence that he was able to turn into a human being with his intelligence. To hear such shocking news today.

Hou Changsheng sighed and said, "Don't worry, let me tell you slowly."

It turns out that Ji Dahua is also a fine male pheasant on Xiaoqingshan. Because he likes the prosperity and colorfulness of the human world, he pretended to be an ordinary human and entered the city more than 20 years ago, and then fell in love with a male human and lived with him.Once Ji Dahua accidentally exposed the truth, his partner was terrified at first, but eventually his love for Ji Dahua overcame his fear of monsters, he accepted the fact that he was a pheasant spirit, and kept his mouth shut about it.

After the two had been together for a few months, Ji Dahua somehow had a genetic mutation and gave birth to an egg.As a result, within a few days, the news accidentally leaked out and was known by outsiders.Then there are rumors that the egg laid by the rooster has a great tonic effect. Ordinary people can prolong their life if they eat it, and monsters can improve their self-cultivation if they eat it. Therefore, this rooster egg has attracted a lot of coveted and snatched by people and demons.In order to protect their eggs, Ji Dahua and his friends started an arduous struggle with a group of young people, and finally died together with the most powerful enemy.

Before dying, Ji Dahua entrusted the chicks who had just hatched from the eggshells to Hou Changsheng, the most respected and respected chick in Xiaoqingshan, and asked him to help raise them up.If the little chick is just an ordinary pheasant, that’s all. If he can become a human being with his spiritual intelligence, he will be named Ji Xiaoyu. If there are no special circumstances, it is best not to tell him about his life experience and what happened to his parents, so as not to increase his troubles .As long as the son can live his life safely and smoothly, the couple can rest in peace.

Hou Changsheng dutifully became a nanny, and the chick cub automatically transformed into a fat baby after the full moon, hence the name Ji Xiaoyu.Hou Changsheng always remembered Ji Dahua's instructions back then, and never revealed his life experience to Ji Xiaoyu. The little guy grew up to be 20 years old without any worries.He originally thought that this secret would be kept forever, but he didn't expect that Ji Xiaoyu was also very talented and inherited the function of laying eggs from his father. Seeing this child was so frightened that he almost lost his mind, he had no choice but to tell the whole story.

Ji Xiaoyu's eyes turned red when he heard this, he felt sorry for his two fathers, who sacrificed their lives to protect him, and he didn't know until now.

"It's been so many years, don't be too sad, you can live well and your two fathers will be at ease in the sky." Seeing him sad, Hou Changsheng deliberately changed the subject, "Speaking of which, Xiaoyu, why are you alone? I ran back to Xiaoqingshan to lay eggs, where is your husband?"

"..." Ji Xiaoyu blushed instantly, and the whole chicken was going to be bad, "W-what husband? Grandpa Hou, are you kidding me? I'm a rooster, how can I have a husband?!"