don't come here

I'm too difficult.

Chen Xi lay on Lou Shi's lap, feeling that her life had come to an end.

Why is this so!

Obviously it should be a happy thing!

Why is this so!

Chen Xi couldn't figure it out.

Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi who was lying upright on his lap, pretending to be dead, and didn't know what to say at this time.

He didn't say anything in the end and just continued grooming.

The matter that Chen Xi was worried about had never been experienced by an awakened person for so many years.

Because the peak period of awakening is mostly between 13 and 15 years old.

If you haven't awakened in junior high school, you will be considered old if you wake up later.

During the awakening period, the growth stage of the awakened body that the awakened person has to experience is the age corresponding to his awakening.

—that is, from pups to growing or half-mature stages.

Neither of them is an adult, so it's not time for that kind of meeting.

Almost no one has encountered a situation like Chen Xi's, but it might be that the Phantasmal species are a special case.

Lou Shi was thinking absent-mindedly, after brushing the cat cub on his lap, he found that he had fallen asleep.

He was on all fours, still snoring.

It is not at all obvious that he was still troubled by his own problems before.

Lou Shi opened the terminal and sent a message to several scattered captains that the problem had been solved.

After posting, he looked down at the kitten on his lap, pondered for a while, and sent another message saying that he would not return for the time being.

No matter how you look at it, this kid doesn't look like he would be willing to be a star thief.

He is just an ordinary person who grew up in a peaceful society.

And I am sure that the family is harmonious and lives a very happy and smooth life.

Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to raise such a carefree kid.

but it does not matter.

There is still a long time to come.

At worst, when it's time to go back to the universe, just fool this kitten into traveling together and it's over.

He is so stupid, he will definitely believe it.

Lou Shi repeatedly touched the cat's belly, glanced at the social account, and found that he hadn't unblocked Chen Xi yet.

Lou Shi paused for a moment, and then remembered his previous decision to ignore Chen Xi for a week, so as to determine whether the other party could really influence him.

As a result, after only one day, he drove directly to find someone.

Lou Shi re-added Chen Xi to the white list, not caring about his capriciousness at all.

What did Lou Shi say a few days ago have anything to do with Lou Shi now!

Lou Shi thought so, and searched around the cat litter.

The kitten is very small, about the size of a two-month-old kitten.

He can easily control it with one hand, and he can even squat in the palm of his hand with two hands.

Lou Shi picked and picked, and finally picked a spherical smart cat litter.

Spherical, with the opening facing upwards, like a bowl, automatic hair and odor removal, adjustable size, stable function, anti-rollover.

He remembered that when he was in school, the puppet cat liked this one very much.

Lou Shi placed an order and added money to request urgent delivery within 2 hours. He was about to search for myths and legends related to cats when he felt the sleeping cat on his lap kick his legs.

Lou Shi lowered his head and saw that Chen Xi was still asleep, but his tail fur was blown out badly, and his huddled little paws were waving again and again.

It seems to be a dream.

Might still be a nightmare.

Chen Xi had indeed had a nightmare.

He dreamed that he was tied to the operating table, with a shadowless lamp in front of him, and doctors and nurses approaching with syringes.

He turned his head and saw outside the operating room, Lou Shi was slapping the glass very anxiously, as if trying to save him.

Chen Xi was still a little confused.

Then he heard the nurse lady say, "It's okay, Xixi, once you wake up, you will become a father-in-law!"

Chen Xi:?

Chen Xi:? ?

? ? ? ? ? ?

Chen Xi was stunned.

Chen Xi was terrified.

Chen Xi meowed like crazy!

Lou Shi looked more anxious outside.

Chen Xi remembered the post he had read earlier, which said that during the sterilization, the doctor and the excrement shoveler would play a scene of robbing the cats!

In this way, the cat will think that it was taken away, and will not hold grudges.

Hold.

Chen Xi widened her eyes and was shocked.

Lou Shi lied to me! ! ! !

The doctor's syringe was getting closer and closer, Chen Xi tried to struggle, but couldn't pull it out no matter what.

what! ! !

Wait for me to go out!

Shark you all! !

You all have to die!All must die! ! !

Knock in! !

Knock you! ! !

You try to move me! !ah? !

If I don’t burn your shop down, I will take Lou Shi’s surname from now on! ! !

Chen Xi yelled out all the swear words in this life. He thought it was quite imposing at first, but when he said it, it became——

"Meow!"

"Meow meow meow!!"

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!"

"Meow!!"

With the body of a cat, Chen Xi screamed like a dog.

He opened his eyes suddenly, sat up abruptly, met the sight of the upstairs lion, and jumped far away in horror.

Lou Shi was startled slightly: "Did you have a nightmare?"

Chen Xi shuddered when he heard Lou Shi's voice.

He made a quick decision and shrank directly under the sofa.

The kitten was still immersed in the fear of being almost sterilized. Hearing Lou Shi's voice, he felt like Lou Shi was knocking on the glass outside the operating room.

Grass.

Hastily.

It's terrible! !

It's really scary! !

My old swan!

Do all those pets live like this!

It's terrible! !

It's really scary! !

Chen Xi hugged her tail, hid under the sofa and shivered, no matter how Lou Shi coaxed her, she couldn't get out.

Lou Shi simply stopped coaxing.

He sat on the sofa, opened the search engine, and seriously entered a keyword: the character of the cat.

Then he saw the most popular answer at a glance.

——Cats are very nervous animals. They often feel that they are fierce and omnipotent like lions.But in reality, they are just small, cute kittens.

Lion Ben Lion slowly put out a question mark, and then, strangely, he felt a little bit of agreement.

Over there, Lou Shi is earnestly learning how to keep cats, and here Chenxi is also hiding under the sofa, searching for things related to cats in heat.

Male cats are passive in estrus, and they need to smell the scent secreted by the female cat to enter the state.

The range of this smell is very large. It may be that there is a kitten at home, there may be a female cat near the house, or it may be the smell brought by the wind, which will irritate the male cat.

During this special period, male cats will become more aggressive, barking, urinating and enclosing the land, becoming restless and so on.

Then the person who answered this question attached a few photos of his own cat, who couldn't ride the female cat, and was riding with a doll at home.

There are also photos of rubbing the ass on the owner's leg.

"If you don't sterilize in time, this will happen occasionally."

Oh?

Oh shit! !

Lou Shi is the only person he gets along with daily during the awakening period!

Chen Xi couldn't imagine herself rubbing against the lion.

I can't even imagine the scene of holding a doll.

No, not just dolls.

What if a little female cat really passes by one day, what will Xixi do!

Depend on.

This is too cruel!

Chenxi trembled her paws, opened her social account, and was trying to ask her friends to help her figure out a solution, when she heard the machine steward reminding that there was a delivery to her door.

Lou Shi asked the robot to pick up the goods.

Chen Xi was still hiding under the sofa thinking about cat life.

The longest awakening period is half a year, and the shortest is three months.

It is impossible for him not to go out for three months, not to mention that he will go to work with Lou Shi next month to be that psychological comforter.

Taking a step back, even if you don't go out, you can't prevent the accident of smell.

It’s over.

It's over.

This is a dead end!

Chen Xi hugged her tail tightly, feeling that she was square.

Lou Shi patted the sofa outside: "I bought a smart cat bed for you, why don't you come and take a look?"

Chen Xi was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help shedding tears of emotion.

Omg.

In this ruthless and cold world, the boss is the only warmth and conscience!

Chen Xi poked his head out from under the sofa and said "Mi" to Lou Shi.

Lou Shi unpacked the package, took out the cat litter, and shrunk it down to the smallest size.

The smallest size is only the size of a vegetable bowl, which is a size suitable for a milk cat to lie down in, and is about the same capacity as the cardboard box that Chen Xi dragged onto the bed before.

Chen Xi crawled out from under the sofa and peeked at the cat's nest.

Inside the litter was a price tag.

The label says 16,999.

Chenxi:! !

It is money ability!

It's the gold master's father! !

Lou Shi fished out the label casually, pressed the bottom of the cat litter, tested the softness, picked up Chen Xi and put it in.

Chen Xi instantly formed a cat ball in the round cat litter.

Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi who was quickly melting into milk in the bowl: "How is it?"

It's the smell of money.

Chen Xi said seriously, "Cool."

"Row."

Lou Shi simply threw away the label, put the cat litter on the side of the sofa, and sat down on the sofa again to continue reading.

He bought a bunch of mythological books about cats.

He wanted to know what kind of species Chen Xi was, but he couldn't find it out in the cosmic biobank, and he had no other options.

Yun Lianyi is the only fantasy species so far, and no one knows how this special type of awakening should be positioned.

Assuming that there are new phantom species awakening, how can we distinguish them as phantom species.

It is actually not easy to infer according to myths and legends.

Not all species in myths and legends are as easy to distinguish as Yun Lianyi's mermaid.

Taking a step back, the interstellar society has developed for so many years and has integrated countless civilizations. There are countless myths and legends, and there have never been photos of mythical creatures.

To search for the corresponding race from the massive amount of text, the workload is so huge that it is hopeless.

Moreover, there are too few examples of fantasy species, and only Yun Lianyi is not a reference at all.

What if it wasn't even a mythical creature?

What if it is purely a species born of my own fantasy?

Chen Xi rested his head on the edge of the nest, looking at Lou Shi who was carefully flipping through the contents of the terminal, feeling a dull pain in his heart.

How could there be any good boss in this world!

Thoughtful and meticulous, caring!

The most important thing is to spend money like water!

Oh my goodness.

Chen Xi retreated into the nest, hugged the terminal, clutched her little heart, and clicked on the small group in the dormitory.

Love each other 302 (4)

Chen Xixi: "Dididi."

Ye Langlang: "Drip!"

Chen Xixi: "Brother, besides Lou's, are there any big factories that lack people?"

Ye Langlang was taken aback for a moment, and first typed to answer Chen Xi's question: "Theoretically speaking, Lou's headquarters will move to Haicheng, there will definitely be a large wave of job-hopping, and their benefits and benefits have always been awesome, so every big company will definitely have them." A certain gap."

Chen Xi thought it made sense.

According to his shallow knowledge, he also thinks so.

Although the large-scale poaching of people's walls is very wicked, but few of the big groups themselves are headquartered in Haicheng, and they will not fight Lou's because of this kind of thing.

Chen Xixi: "Brother Ye recommends one?"

Ye Langlang: "Are you going to change jobs? Didn't you pay off every mouthful of the Lou Shi, the Lou Shi, and the wonderful Lou Shi, so handsome?"

Just because he is so good!

I can't do anything to be sorry for him!

Chen Xixi: "That's right, I have a friend who is looking for a job."

Ye Langlang: "Is that friend you mentioned yourself?"

Chen Xi, who made a friend out of nothing, typed in grief: "No, it's really my friend!"

Ye Langlang didn't believe it: "What happened to Lou Lion?"

Chen Xi, who was not believed, was very sad: "Lou Shi didn't do anything to me, I was just worried what I would do to him."

Ye Langlang: "????????"

Ye Langlang was shocked: "Fourth brother, why didn't I realize that you are still so ambitious?"

After he was shocked, he felt something was wrong, and after thinking about it for a while, he suddenly turned pale with shock.

Ye Langlang: "Are you bent?"

Chen Xixi: "Heexi is straight, and the quality is guaranteed."

Ye Langlang: "Then what do you want to do with Lou Shi?"

?

How am I thinking Lou Lion?

I am a kitten, what can I do to him!

Chen Xixi typed, then deleted, typed, and deleted.

Finally, he sighed: "Brother Ye, you've chatted to death."

Ye Langlang looked at the terminal, feeling very confused, but as the big brother in the dormitory, he still tried to persuade people with earnestness.

Ye Langlang: "I think you won't be able to find a better-paying job for the time being, so there's no need to jump around because of trivial things."

Chen Xi thought about it seriously, and felt that this was really not a trivial matter.

Chen Xixi: "This is not a small matter."

Ye Langlang: "...How big is it?"

Chen Xixi: "The kind that is several times bigger than social death, the kind that I am even afraid of when I say it."

Ye Langlang: "Then I must listen."

Chen Xi sneered.

Ignorant Brother Ye.

You won't even believe it.

I'm afraid that if I'm in heat, even my boss will ride.