don't come here

Grass.

Hastily.

Why the hell!

Chen Xi sat on the carpet on the first floor, feeling like she couldn't breathe.

The idiot wakes up!

The idiot wakes up! !

idiot! !

Big idiot! !

Chen Xi was so angry that he jumped violently.

He is good at junior high school sports, high school basketball team, known as the little prince of Haida basketball in college.First-class athletic ability and body coordination ability, when did this happen!

It's black history! !

It is black history that must be deleted! !

Chen Xi closed the pile of messy codes and windows that he knocked out, and jumped under the sofa in a panic, trying to find the time machine.

The virtual window in front of him disappeared, Lou Shi came to his senses, and wanted to laugh a little, but finally held back.

He is also an awakener himself, so he naturally knows that the awakener and the awakened body will affect each other.

Except for very few people whose spirit is particularly tough.

This very individual refers to the rabbit next door who always competes with him for the first place.

A lop-eared rabbit is not only not timid, not docile, and does not eat grass, but even kills a lot of carnivorous animals, becoming the second force in the interstellar bandit group.

Oh, and now Lionheart is gone for now.

So that rabbit is number one.

But that rabbit is a special case. Most of the awakened people—including Lou Shi himself, are also the ones affected by the awakened body.

For example: strong sense of territory, extremely xenophobic thinking, excessive enthusiasm for eating meat, habit of using ambushes to attack opponents, etc.

Lou Shi was somewhat affected by these habits, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with them.

Especially with Chen Xi as a comparison.

Lou Shi looked down at the brush in his hand, and for the first time felt the urge to know what kind of breed Chen Xi was.

It is really rare to be able to be so stupid.

Never seen such a silly cat.

Although Chenxi may not be a cat.

But by far, he looks the most like a cat, and some of his habits and growth are similar to cats.

Oh, not right either.

Lou Shi suddenly realized that he hadn't had much contact with cats.

It is impossible for him to keep pets, and none of the captains around him is a cat.

His understanding of cats was basically limited to his classmates at the Awakening School.

But back then, there were cats of the same family as him, one was a puppet cat and the other was a leopard.

The former was extremely docile, while the latter squatted in a tree every day waiting for an opportunity to beat someone, completely different from Chen Xi.

The difference is vast.

Lou Shi thought so, went downstairs, stood in the living room and looked around, and found that the kitty was gone again.

Lou Shi: "...come out."

Chen Xi hid under the sofa, so of course he didn't find the time machine.

Hearing Lou Shi's voice, he raised his paws to his ears and covered his face, trying to pretend he didn't hear it.

Lou Shi clicked his tongue, walked around the large living room on the first floor, and saw a white tail sticking out from under the sofa in the corner.

The tail is motionless and looks listless.

The gap under the sofa is only half a palm high, and only Chen Xi's body type can get in.

Lou Shi walked over, patted the sofa, and shouted: "Come out."

Chen Xi didn't come out, his tail was like a periscope, tilted left and right, as if he was trying to sniff out where Lou Shi was.

Felines feel itchy paws when they see this dangling thing.

Unfortunately, lions are also cats.

Lou Shi endured it, but he couldn't hold it back, he bent down, stretched out his hand and pressed the tip of the tail.

Chen Xi was startled, and pulled her tail back instantly. The cat turned around under the sofa and saw Lou Shi's indoor slippers.

The tail ran away, and Lou Shi patted the sofa again: "Come out."

Chen Xi poked his head out from under the sofa in aggrieved manner.

As soon as the head came out, a pair of hands grabbed the back of Destiny's neck.

Lou Shi put him on his lap: "What are you hiding?"

Chen Xi said "Mi" listlessly: "I didn't hide, I was just looking for the time machine."

"Time Machine?"

Chenxi typed like a useless cat: "Use the time machine to go back to before Xixi made the big mistake of social death."

Hee Hee?

Lou Shi repeated this nickname in his mind, wrote it down, and said casually: "The only one who saw you rolling down the stairs is..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

shut up!

Be yourself!

As soon as Chen Xi heard the words "roll down the stairs", she felt like she was going to be allergic.

It was only a little bit away from dying on the spot!

Just a little bit! ! !

Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi's escape from reality, and simply skipped this topic.

He picked up the grooming brush and held down the kitten who wanted to run away again.

As soon as the comb touched his head, Chen Xi felt that something important had left him at that moment.

He struggled to turn his head: "Boss, don't throw away the combed hair!!"

Lou Shi gave a meal.

Chen Xi urgently typed: "I put it away!"

Lou Shi frowned slightly: "You put it away?"

He used to think that Chen Xi was too obsessed with his fallen hair, but now it seems a bit outrageous.

Chen Xi didn't think there was anything outrageous, he remembered those sewing tutorials, and typed: "Kneading woolen rope can make socks, gloves and hats."

Lou Shi was silent for a moment, thinking a little subtly whether Chen Xi wanted him not to shed hair, or to shed more hair.

To make a sock, mitten and hat, the kid would probably have to shave at least twice from head to toe.

But Lou Shi didn't point it out, he nodded and agreed to Chen Xi's request.

Chen Xi jumped down from his lap, found a small bucket, and rolled over pushing it with jingle bells all the way.

"Meow."

use this!

Lou Shi has no objection.

Chen Xi sat on the lion's legs, took a deep breath, and with a heroic heart, typed: "Boss, I'm ready!"

Then he turned into a puddle of liquid extremely quickly under the power of the brush.

Gan! !

Good, so cool!

Is it so cool! !

Chen Xi instantly forgot the repulsion she had just had, and her tail was raised in comfort.

Day duck.

Combing is like sleeping in a small box. It's super cool. Lou Shi's movements are light, the technique is good, and he can also lick his chin.

The boss is awesome, I love the boss so much.

Lou Shi looked at the little kitten who was so happy that he rose to heaven, and shook his little head with his hand: "Don't you want to comb your hair if you make a lot of noise?"

Chen Xi typed seriously: "Who? Who made a fuss?! Is there a kitten who doesn't like grooming?"

Lou Shi frowned.

Chen Xi has no shame: "It's super comfortable to comb, I really like combing!"

After knocking on this row, he added: "Boss, don't stop."

Lou Lion: ...

Lou Shi has never seen such a bold person.

He looked at Chen Xi who quickly spread out into a piece of cake on his lap after typing, paused, and continued to comb his hair.

Lou Shi found that he broke many exceptions with this kid.

But forget it.

Lou Shi thought, what does it matter if he pays such a small price for making an exception for him to maintain such a clear thinking and mind?

Chen Xi was so happy that she didn't even care about the hair that was gradually piling up in the small bucket in front of her.

He wagged his tail in great enjoyment, feeling unparalleled happiness.

Combing is such a joy, Xixi has to find a way to keep being happy.

Chen Xi took out the terminal and began to search for pet-raising robots.

You can't expect Lou Shi to comb his hair all the time.

Relatives and friends are even more impossible.

Chen Xi didn't want them to know that he had awakened at all.

Otherwise, his parents would definitely beat the gongs and drums and make the whole world know about it.

Awakened people have to register, but Chen Xi doesn't want to register.

Although registration will allow him to have generous welfare subsidies, and money will be thrown at him every day lying at home, but it will also bring him trouble.

Just like retired soldiers are still in reserve for a long period of time, awakened people will be forcibly recruited at certain special times.

If they were to be recruited forcibly, they would definitely have something to do with Yun Lianyi.

Because Yun Lianyi was always on the recruitment list.

After all, fantasy species are especially useful.

The only way to solve the recruitment is to run out and become an interstellar thief.

But it is absolutely impossible for Chenxi to become an interstellar thief.

So in order not to cause this series of troubles, we simply cut off all possibilities from the source.

As long as no one else knows that he is an awakener, everything will be fine!

Chen Xi wagged his tail happily, searching for various robots, and looking at the prices, his tail gradually became stiff.

A cat-raising robot that only has the functions of shoveling excrement, grooming, feeding cat food, cutting nails, cleaning utensils and health checks costs a full [-]!

Chen Xi was stunned.

Who are you raising cats?

One by one, does the money come from the wind?

Chen Xi looked down in disbelief, and found that the cheapest one cost [-].

Chen Xi: ...he walked on.

Hee Hee understood.

Xixi, who has a debt of 11, is not qualified to consume this thing at all.

Chen Xi's happiness gradually disappeared.

He looked at the cheapest robot for a while, then closed the window coldly.

Lou Shi glanced casually: "Do you want to buy a robot?"

Chen Xi: "I don't have any money. I wanted to find a robot with a combing function. I can't always count on you, the boss, to comb my hair. You are so busy."

Lou Shi slowly threw the bristles from the brush into the bucket: "When did you see that I was busy?"

Chen Xi:?

It was the first time that Xixi saw such a straightforward and aboveboard person who said that he fished every day and didn't go to work.

But the boss.

It's good that you know it in your heart about fishing.

Saying it has a bad effect.

Lou Shi was right: "I can definitely comb your hair."

Chen Xi was immediately overwhelmed with emotion.

Day duck.

What kind of character is Lou Shi!

Tens of millions of characters in minutes!

He was willing to spare time to comb Xixi's hair!

it is good!

As expected of my boss!

Chen Xi was very moved, and then rejected Lou Shi: "Thank you boss, but no need, I will be embarrassed, I owe you a lot."

Lou Shi casually scanned the line of words that Chen Xi typed out, and said nonchalantly, "What's there to be embarrassed about? You can pay back what you owe me slowly, more time is needed."

After all, if there is no accident, it is impossible for Chen Xi to be separated from him in this life.

Lou Shi was not prepared to let him go free at all.

So their time is still very long.

Chen Xi knew nothing about it.

He just felt more embarrassed.

Because he actually planned to pay off the debt quickly, so he packed up and left.

But look at the tolerant attitude of the boss, the amiable tenderness, the generous salary, the strength and technique of grooming.

Chen Xi felt that he was simply a ruthless scumbag who turned his face before pulling out his mouth.

Chen Xi hesitated for a while: "Then... thank you boss."

"En." Lou Shi responded.

Chen Xi turned her head to look at Lou Shi who was grooming him meticulously, and suddenly felt that she was even more scumbag.

Depend on.

Why can't Yun Lianyi play Loushi's HE?

It doesn't matter if he didn't play HE, but he even played a bunch of death endings.

Lou Shi is obviously such a gentle and gentle man!

No matter how you think about it, there is something wrong with Yun Lianyi's own strategy!

Lou Shi noticed that Chen Xi was looking at him, and said casually: "Grooming is necessary, you can search it to learn more."

Chen Xi opened the search engine obediently.

The one recommended by the search engine at the top was a sharing post about cat raising experience.

Chen Xi clicked in, and at a glance saw the two little raccoon cats raised by the post owner, the male ones.

This post goes into great detail.

Starting from picking them up and vaccinating them for deworming, talking about moss ear mites and some skin diseases that you will get when you are young.

It also includes the hairball disease mentioned by Lou Shi before.

As for things like changing hair and teeth, they are also very clear.

Chen Xi carefully scrolled down, and was caught off guard by a row of words.

——Dahua is in heat, always pees, and rides on her younger brother, today I will send the two brothers to the palace!

The accompanying picture is a photo of two raccoon cats being hooped with Elizabeth rings.

Chen Xi immediately trembled with fright, and gasped.

He nervously typed and asked Lou Shi: "Boss, during the awakening period, the awakened person has to quickly go through the process of the awakened body from infancy to growth period, right?"

Lou Shi nodded: "Because the awakening age is generally adolescence, it is basically in the semi-mature period, and the unstable awakening period is over."

When Chen Xi heard this, she stumbled and typed: "But, but I'm too old to wake up, I'm an adult! I'm 22!"

Lou Shi paused, and realized that this unexpected situation might be different from the normal awakening.

Chen Xi didn't get Lou Shi's accurate answer, and almost cried on the spot.

His typing paws trembled wildly: "That, that, that, I, will I be in heat, boss?"

Lou Shi showed some hesitation.

???

Boss, why are you hesitating!

Why do not you speak!

Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi who was about to pass out in a second, but said bluntly: "Theoretically, it's very possible."

Chenxi kicked two jios on the spot.

What kind of ordeal is this broken awakening!

What did Xixi do wrong to go down to earth and go through such a life!

Hee Hee is tired.

Xixi wants to go back to the sky and never descend to earth again! ! !

This mortal world is not worthy of the noble Lao Tzu!

Chen Xi closed his eyes, and lay straight on Lou Shi's lap. Thinking of Schrödinger's estrus, he couldn't help feeling sad.

Knock in!

Hee Hee doesn't want to live anymore! ! ! ! !