he's not, he's not

The head teacher put down his chopsticks and wiped his hands: "Got it, I'll go right away."

The excellent parent saw his serious expression and asked, "What's wrong?"

"The squad leader is allergic, so he probably can't eat shrimp. I'll go and have a look."

"Let Xiao Wang come with you," the excellent parent waved at Xiao Wang, "Let her go to buy medicine."

Xiao Wang muttered and stood up: "I am a brick, so I can move it wherever I need it."

head teacher:"……"

The buttocks of the blood-striping class were firmly stuck to the stool: "Call me if you want to go to the hospital. I'll go and see when it's almost here."

The head teacher nodded: "OK."

Xiao Wang followed the head teacher all the way, sweating profusely without extinguishing his desire to gossip.The teacher in charge looked at her mischievous eyebrows and asked strangely, "Have you got your mouth stuck from eating shrimp?"

"……I do not have."

She tentatively asked, "Daddy, what do you think of our boss?"

"Human, what else can I do?"

"No, I mean character."

"Why are you asking this?"

"I'm curious what you think of him." Xiao Wang farted: "After all, our boss is stylish and stylish, and he can also be called a 'cut male style' handsome man."

The head teacher looked at Xiao Wang delicately, and Xiao Wang touched his head straightly: "What's wrong, I've grown a head again?"

Class teacher: "What's the name of Zhang Xiaoyi's daughter?"

Xiao Wang: "Wake up?"

"Yeah." The teacher in charge said with a half-smile, "Wake up, you."

"..."

The homeroom teacher walked ten meters away, but Xiao Wang was still jumping up and down with a stiff face.

"so cold!"

"Daddy, you really...can you talk properly!"

"It's freezing!"

You Xiaoxiu rubbed her hands anxiously in the room, jumping up and down scratching her head as if those rashes had happened to her body.For a while, I asked the monitor if it was itchy, and for a while, I asked him if he wanted to vomit. I went to Baidu to search the symptoms of seafood allergy, and almost passed out with black eyes.

He compared the monitor's symptoms one by one, and said with a mournful face: "Squad monitor, you won't amputate, right?"

"What are you thinking, I won't." Wearing a pair of big loose pants, the squad leader tickled the air conditioner, distractedly comforting You Xiaoxiu: "It's like this when I eat crayfish, it's okay."

"Just itching? No burning or dizziness?"

"No."

You Xiaoxiu took out her portable toilet water and squatted in front of the squad leader, gave him a careful look, raised her face and asked, "Would toilet water be better?"

In fact, fart is useless.But You Xiaoxiu was worried, her slapped face only had big eyes when viewed from this angle, her genuine concern almost overflowed.The squad leader looked at him for two seconds, stroked his hair, and gave a "hmm" with a smile.

So You Xiaoxiu is like a big female monkey who only catches lice for little monkeys, squatting on the ground holding a small bottle and seriously yelling at the monitor.

The limbs are better, and there is no rash below the knees. The rash areas are mainly on the back of the belly, the roots of the thighs, and the fleshy places like the buttocks.

You Xiaoxiu was devoted to relieving the monitor's itching, so that she lost all scruples. Seeing that the root of her thigh could not be sprayed, she directly picked up her loose trouser leg and lifted it up, revealing the red rash all over her thigh and spraying it.

The squad leader was embarrassed, and patted You Xiaoxiu to say that he could spray it himself. You Xiaoxiu was heartbroken, and insisted: "You can't scratch your upper part, don't worry, leave your lower part to me."

Squad Leader: "..."

I always feel that this is not right.

You Xiaoxiu sprayed herself so much that she even used her fingers to wipe it evenly after spraying. The squad leader, who was very resistant to itching, was itchy even after being touched by him, so he didn't dare to move around, so he could only shake his legs and urge him: "Okay!" Xiaoxiu, the more you touch it, the more itchy."

"Wait a minute, I'll wipe your right side too."

You Xiaoxiu's hands and brain are not on the same channel, and the arrangement is quite good in his mind. He put down the left trouser leg to grab the right trouser leg, but his fingers didn't follow the instructions of the brain. He was anxious, and he picked up the right trouser leg while he was still pulling on the left trouser leg. When he got up, the squad leader's beach boxers were instantly turned into a handful of beach loincloths by him.

The key is not yet crotch.

What described as a sizeable strip swung out along the three times enlarged trousers, and almost fell on You Xiaoxiu's face. Jump! I thought your little bird..."

The squad leader let out a muffled grunt that the bird was being attacked.

You Xiaoxiu: "..."

Your little bird fell out...