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The squad leader ate the plate of shrimp that You Xiaoxiu gave him to peel, and drank two more cold drinks. Sitting around was not very comfortable. Seeing if there were other arrangements in the afternoon, he planned to go back to the room to lie down for a while.

When You Xiaoxiu heard that he wanted to leave, she wiped her lips and followed suit.

Before she walked out of the restaurant, she saw the white sunshine outside, and the air was scorched and distorted. Youxiaoxiu hesitated, thinking that the garden hotel occupies too much land, and the way back to the room has to go through a small grassy slope, which is bare and even There is no shadow at all, and you have to climb up and down, and you can't get to the room without turning into two roast ducks?

With an idea, he shouted to the monitor: "Wait for me!" Turned around and ran back.

The squad leader thought he had left something behind, so he leaned against the air conditioner and waited while the cold wind was blowing. Within half a minute, he saw You Xiaoxiu came back with a small parasol.

The pink lace umbrella surface is also inlaid with rhinestones.

The monitor laughed: "San San's umbrella?"

You Xiaoxiu nodded with a "hmm" and opened her umbrella with a "bang", and rushed out with the squad leader: "Hurry up, before no one sees you."

They usually see girls holding umbrellas as psychological comfort. What can a layer of umbrella cover if it breaks the sky?

It turned out that it was really useful to hold it up.

You Xiaoxiu twirled the umbrella handle happily, he was shorter than the monitor, he had to raise his hand if he wanted to cover the monitor's head, and then swayed, the umbrella pole hit the monitor's head.

The squad leader took the umbrella and said, "I'll do it."

The two of them ran across the grass with their heads squeezed shoulder to shoulder, looking like a pair of Super Marios from a distance.

Even so, she was still covered in sweat when she returned to her room. You Xiaoxiu leaned on the bed and spread it out on the floor. She turned on the air conditioner "Didi Didi", and the squad leader scratched here and there, feeling sweaty, sticky and itchy. Just took out a change of clothes and went to take a shower.

This time, You Xiaoxiu was sitting in a good position at the right time and place, separated from the bathroom by a layer of glass, peeking into it without a glance, and was suddenly yelled by the class monitor, so frightened that she hit her head on the bedpost, and hurriedly rubbed her head up.

"Xiaoxiu?" The squad leader turned off the water to listen to him, and You Xiaoxiu answered loudly with a guilty conscience: "Hey! Do you want to get something?"

"No, just come in."

Go in?

What an embarrassment!

He shyly pushed a crack in the door and looked in: "It's okay, I'll wash it after you finish washing..."

"What are you thinking about?" The squad leader opened the door generously, turned around to let him look at his back, the back that was originally smooth is now densely red, and it is scary to look at it at first glance, "Help me to see, I Do you have a rash on your back?"

You Xiaoxiu was dumbfounded.

The squad leader's ass is so upturned!

The mobile phone of an excellent parent is "buzzing" on the table. He is wearing gloves to grill shrimps. He glances at the caller "son" and casually bumps the head teacher with his elbow: "Teacher, answer the call for me. Xiaoxiu."

Throw the freshly peeled shrimp into the head teacher's plate.

The head teacher ate people several times and his mouth softened several times. He was afraid that You Xiaoxiu would create a new world for him, so he didn't care about you and me. He put down his chopsticks and picked it up quickly: "Hello?"

You Xiaoxiu yelled, "Dad!"

Class teacher: "You're welcome."

You Xiaoxiu: "?"

With the loudspeaker turned on over there, the class monitor's eyes lit up, and he scratched his neck with "kuakua" and poked You Xiaoxiu: "It's the class teacher."

You Xiaoxiu quickly poked the screen to see the number: "Did I dial the wrong number?"

"That's right, your dad is busy eating and has no time to pick him up. Didn't you two go back? What's the matter?"

You Xiaoxiu was dragged back to business, and her tone became anxious: "The squad leader has allergies, and he's turned red like a horse shrimp! His ass is red!"

Squad Leader: "..."