Straight man training manual

Wen Hongshan did not move peacefully, allowing Jiang Ping to look at him.

For Wen Hongshan, compared to returning to Beijing to see Jiang Ping after a difficult battle, being able to see Jiang Ping so soon in this world is simply a big step towards success.

Although he still didn't fully understand why Jiang Ping appeared in his house, and he looked very familiar with it.

It's hard not to have a memory.

520 was very excited, boasting wildly in Wen Hongshan's mind: "Look! Is the smart reply I just recommended very useful! Hurry up and praise that I am a necessary treasure for friends when traveling at home and dating!"

Wen Hongshan didn't say a word, he still felt that the sentence 520 recommended to him just now sounded weird, but it seemed that Jiang Ping didn't hate it either?Could it be that Jiang Ping likes this bite?Wen Hongshan made a silent note in his heart.

This is indispensible for Wen Zong's twisted transformation into a humanoid self-propelled earth-flavored love talk machine.

However, at this time, Jiang Ping was aroused by the vampire's earthy speech, and goosebumps all over his body.

What does it mean if you cast the net, it doesn't matter if you throw yourself into the net?

Has the bloody vampire figured out what's going on?

He is not some vampire researcher with strange hobbies, it is impossible to keep vampires in captivity, even if the vampire looks really good, he will not show mercy.

Only after last year's large-scale hunting wave, the relationship between the Blood Hunting Association and the Blood Race has eased. Although many people in the Blood Hunting Association are at odds with the Blood Race, most of the blood hunting is because family members or lovers are killed by vampires. Become a blood hunter, but with the growth of the blood hunter in recent years, the attitude of the blood hunter association has become blurred. It didn't say to kill or not to kill. It just said that if you encounter a blood race in a place other than the mission, please Do not cause riots, if there is no harm, please report to the association.

So Jiang Ping is observing.

The blood purity of the other party should be regarded as a small high-level or small high-level top in the blood clan system. After being bound by a silver weapon, he can still pull out the weapon rationally. It seems that he is not afraid of the threat of his silver bullets and crosses. .

Theoretically, blood races of this level would not be easily targeted by the Blood Hunting Association, because they were stronger and knew better how to integrate into human society.

But this high-level vampire seemed to be showing signs of madness.

This is the behavior of vampires when food is scarce. Generally, when the eyes start to turn red and the color of their irises cannot be controlled, such vampires are not far from hurting people.

"You..." Jiang Ping was about to ask what you were doing here, but who knew that the person on the other side fell down in response.

As if he had no strength to continue supporting his body, the tall man sat with his hands and feet huddled against the wall.

If it weren't for Jiang Ping's composure, just now he acted so rashly, a slightly nervous blood hunter could blow his head off.

Wen Hongshan tried a little hard to look up at Jiang Ping, but he was in so much pain that he couldn't stand up, his stomach hurt so badly. Although this meeting was a bit embarrassing, thinking that Jiang Ping would not remember anyway, Wen Hongshan Smiling, tugged at Jiang Ping's trouser legs, and asked, "I want to borrow a toilet."

Jiang Ping seemed to be facing a formidable enemy.

Bite the bullet and put the gun on his head, and asked with a stern face: "What do you mean? Who are you? What are you doing here? Find an excuse and find a better excuse."

Wen Hongshan thinks that Jiang Ping is really cute, and he is also cute when he deliberately puts on a straight face. Wearing a little dinosaur pajamas and holding a gun is really no deterrent.

But Wen Hongshan also likes suits very much.

Jiang Ping doesn't usually wear formal clothes, and only occasionally wears them when he participates in some big events, probably because he doesn't see much of them. The young man's legs are wrapped in straight suit trousers, which look very long and straight. Wen Hongshan and him that day After participating in the event, I went back crazy for most of the night, and changed the flight time abruptly.

When I called the assistant, the assistant was still a little confused, and asked Wen Hongshan on the other side of the phone, "Change the flight time? But the next flight will be at noon tomorrow? You will be late."

"Then it's noon." Wen Hongshan lowered his voice and replied looking at the confused look on Jiang Ping's face.

"Huh? Are you leaving? Are you not coming?" Jiang Ping was exhausted and had been too lazy to move since half an hour ago, but he still asked him aggrievedly when he heard him on the phone.

"Not going. Not coming. Go to sleep." Wen Hongshan hugged Jiang Ping from behind, and kissed the back of his head lightly.

"Thank you." Wen Hongshan whispered in his ear.

When Wen Hongshan was stuck in his own happy memories, Jiang Ping only thought that the vampire in front of him might have some brain problems.

As we all know, vampires only feed on blood. Ordinary low-level vampires can carry a meal for a week. If they are inactive, they can last longer. There is no concept of needing to go to the toilet.

Wen Hongshan didn't know how to explain that he really just wanted to go to the bathroom.The intestines were twisted too hard, and there were even signs of gradual convulsions. He wondered if there was something wrong with the bag of blood he chose, but theoretically there should be no problem with the blood in the hospital.

Or it was because the bag of blood was cold.

But is my body so hypocritical?Why haven't you starved to death?

No, when he took over this body, he was not far from starving to death.

Accompanied by a sharp throbbing pain, Wen Hongshan felt a sense of incontinence for a moment, and for a moment Wen Hongshan just wanted to run away.

"Don't look..."

When Jiang Ping knelt down to check what was going on with the semi-conscious vampire, he heard only this sentence.

When Wen Hongshan woke up again, he was placed on a big warm bed. It was already dawn, but the room was still closed with thick curtains, and only a small desk lamp was turned on. Wen Hongshan noticed that his Both hands and feet were shackled to the bed by silver chains, but the silver content was probably not high. He just felt a little hot, not painful.

Jiang Ping also noticed that he was awake, and frowned and asked, "What's the matter with you? Are you a mother's vampire?"

"I'm male." Wen Hongshan subconsciously lowered his head to feel the weight under his body.

It seems that although the system is unreliable, the characters assigned to him are generally very similar to his reality, and he is not so mad that he should straighten Jiang Ping.

520 heard Wen Hongshan's mental activities gradually quiet down.

Sorry, their system idea is very naive and simple.After all, it is a system that has been developed and operated, and has passed the relevant inspections. He even mosaiced the bloody and violent scenes in the previous world.

It's nothing but Mr. Wen's idea.

"Oh, so all of you male and female vampires will have their periods? So you passed out because of dysmenorrhea? I checked you in the association, and you seem to be a senior vampire with legal human status, Dr. Wen, As a vampire who can be a doctor, don't you understand sanitary napkins?"

"..." Wen Hongshan was silent for a few seconds. Although he understood everything Jiang Ping said, why did it seem so confusing when they were connected together?

"System." Wen Hongshan issued a death summons to 520.

520, who was laughing and screaming in his own system space, really wanted to play dead.

Jiang Ping is so good, it seems that he can still manage Mr. Wen.

"System. If you leave your post without authorization again, I will lose your server support for half a year." Wen Hongshan threatened poverty.

"Father, I was wrong. Mr. Wen, you said that your 520 online will serve you wholeheartedly." 520 replied with an emotionless mechanical voice.

"What's going on with this body?"

"I checked, this body should be allergic to blood, so after you drank the blood, there was a little rejection and indigestion."

Is it a little rejection reaction to be so painful?

"Then do vampires have other sources of energy besides blood?" Wen Hongshan had already begun to enlighten the system.

"Dear gold master father, no~ But don't worry! Although you have indigestion! But you can still absorb a little bit! The blood family is very lucky."

Wen Hongshan automatically blocked the useless replies from the noisy system. To put it bluntly, he had to work hard on his own.

But in this world, Wen Hongshan suddenly realized that he actually didn't have much other things to do. He was still a resident doctor who had just entered the trial period in the current hospital, and he didn't have any heavy burdens on him. With other social relationships, he knows nothing about his past and identity, and Jiang Ping is his only goal and direction.

Wen Hongshan felt as if he had not been in the same room as Jiang Ping for a long, long time.

"Can you let me go?" Wen Hongshan gestured to the chains on his wrist and ankle, "I don't know if it's expensive or not, and I'm not sure if I can afford it. If you don't open it, I'll just can break them."

It's quite expensive...

Jiang Ping felt a pain, and felt that the other party was not aggressive now, so he opened the chain for him.

"Okay, since it's rare for you to have a human identity, pretend to be human, don't attack humans, just go if you have nothing to do, I'm going to sleep."

"Where am I going?" Wen Hongshan frowned slightly and asked him.

"How do I know where you are going? I didn't ask you to pay for the door of my house. The door of my house is not bad. Isn't it enough for you to sleep in my house for one night?"

At this time, Mr. Wen finally realized that something was wrong.

A few question marks slowly popped out of his forehead.

"But isn't this my house?"