Straight man training manual

Wen Hongshan still fell asleep under the heavy fatigue. He had a long and lengthy dream. In the dream, he fell from the edge of the cliff over and over again. The seemingly endless weightlessness enveloped him, and his stomach felt tense. There was a violent contraction, but he was so tired that he didn't wake up even so.

When he woke up, everything he had experienced in the virtual space was gradually blurred, but only palpitations followed, cold sweat soaked the clothes behind him, and Wen Hongshan's mind went blank for a while.

"Are you okay? I told you not to experience death inside, it will be very uncomfortable to come out." A little boy's voice sounded.

"System?" Wen Hongshan frowned and looked around for a week, finally stopping his gaze on his mobile phone.

"Yes!" 520 began to play a recording to Wen Hongshan in which he promised to provide him with a one-year server and open some network permissions.

Wen Hongshan nodded after listening quietly, acquiescing to 520 to stay in his mobile phone, and said: "Understood, I will guarantee to rent a large server for a year."

"Then how are you and Jiang Pingping doing? Are you going to break up?" 520 asked cheerfully, basking in the joy of not being shut down for a year.

"..." Wen Hongshan looked down at a file he had saved on his mobile phone, and when he opened it, he saw that he had listed reasons one by one, and finally stopped his gaze on the last one: Jiang Ping said, he alone People will be afraid.

He didn't know which sentence Jiang Ping said was true and which sentence was false.

The real Jiang Ping said it doesn't matter, he can do it alone, but Jiang Ping in that world said that he would be afraid alone.

Wen Hongshan does not have many examples of intimate relationships to learn from. His parents were married in a family marriage, and they were well-matched. They respected each other as guests, had no feelings, and did not complain. This is how the relationship between people has been observed all the time.

Parents have the same attitude towards him. They don’t blame him when he does something wrong, and they don’t praise him very much when he does well. Sometimes his parents will ask him peacefully, and ask him, Hongshan, do you think the current course is difficult?is it acceptable?If not, tell your parents.

Wen Hongshan didn't understand what this question meant at first, until he heard his parents discuss whether to have another child, and he heard the two people talking in an almost stern tone.

"Now that you are still young, we can consider having another child."

"No need, I think my son is doing pretty well now, and the teacher said it's good, and he should be a good heir. It would take a lot of effort to raise one more child, and I think that's enough for now."

"Well, that's fine too."

In fact, he knew that there were shadows of those two people in him, which were very unpleasant shadows.

"System, if Jiang Ping said two sentences with completely opposite meanings, which sentence should I believe?"

"Hmm..." 520 hesitated for a while. As Wen Hongshan's father, 520 didn't mean to offend him. After searching the database hard for a while, he answered: "My database shows that human If you say something in a hurry before you have time to think, the probability of truth is higher."

Wen Hongshan thought of Jiang Ping's long silence on the phone every time he said he couldn't go home, and suddenly felt that it was a bit difficult to even breathe.

The persuasive little expert 520, which conscientiously serves as Siri on two people's mobile phones, speaks on both sides at the same time with the current sound.

"Jiang Ping, do you want to see a future where you don't like Wen Hongshan?"

"Wen Hongshan, do you want to go to a world where Jiang Ping doesn't recognize you?"

The two people who had completely forgotten what they had experienced inside replied to their mobile phones:

"Yes you can."

"I want to go."

As soon as Wen Hongshan entered, what he felt was the burning hunger in his stomach. At first Wen Hongshan thought it was because his body in reality had not eaten for a long time, but soon he realized that his hunger Thirst is not normal.

The owner of the body lowered his head, sat on an iron chair wearing a thick wool cap, and wore a mask on his face.

520 came online after a while, and started a perfunctory broadcast: "Ah, I have to repeat it again, first, don't do things that don't fit people, and second, don't mention things in reality, Thirdly, don't be miserable, but..."

"I know, I have recorded all the general events in the last world, so there is no need to repeat them." Wen Hongshan interrupted him.

"Oh." 520 became indifferent.

After all, who likes to work?

"I haven't received the original owner's memory? Is the system bug?" Wen Hongshan waited for a while but nothing came.

"Who told you to interrupt me just now, I just wanted to say that there is no OOC in this world, because the data redundancy generated in the last world is too much, and I haven't finished processing it yet, so this world is a Compared with the reality of the blank background, some settings have been simplified. Anyway, your character was a loner before, so no one knows him, and no one will think you are OOC if you pretend casually. By the way, your task is also very It's easy, just assimilate Jiang Ping."

The word assimilation made Wen Hongshan feel that something was wrong.

His physical discomfort became more and more intense, and his tooth sockets were also a little itchy. Wen Hongshan stood up, and slowly took off the mask. His face was indeed his own, and his facial features were also very similar to his in reality, not as he predicted. Some of them were disfigured or deformed, but their skin color was cold white, so white that it was somewhat transparent, and even the faint blue and purple lines under the skin could be seen.

"Hey, Doctor Wen, why don't you go home? You don't have the night shift tonight, right? I see that your complexion has been quite bad today, so you should go back and rest." A nurse suddenly appeared from behind and called out to him .

Wen Hongshan's fingers twitched slightly. Rather than saying that this was his colleague, it might be better to say that Wen Hongshan had never thought that a human being was so beautiful and delicious.

It doesn't mean how pretty the little nurse is, but he feels very hungry when he sees the little nurse, so hungry that he wants to bite the other's throat open.

Combined with the word assimilation just mentioned by the system, Wen Hongshan hurriedly put on a mask, wanting to block out part of the smell, and asked 520 through gritted teeth: "Am I a vampire?"

"A more elegant term should be called a blood race." 520 replied casually, he was well prepared for Wen Hongshan to start treating diseases and saving lives here again to perform his duties as a doctor and delay the task.

"Where is the blood bank in our hospital?" Wen Hongshan asked.

"Oh, Doctor Wen, you didn't know it when you first came here. It's on the first floor, next to the mortuary, but why did you ask this all of a sudden? Is there any patient in need?"

"No, the hospital I was in before didn't have a blood bank, and I had to transfer it from other places every time, so I wanted to take a look." Wen Hongshan narrowed his eyes and smiled.

If Jiang Ping was here, he would know that it was a very commercial smile. Wen Hongshan's smile at a time like this, Jiang Ping commented that it was very intrusive, but other than Jiang Ping, no one seemed to think so.

"It's normal to smile when you're happy, and not when you're not happy." At that time, Jiang Ping stepped forward to smooth the corners of his mouth, and looked at him with a smile.

Wen Hongshan quickly grasped the special features of this body. He walked up to the blood bank manager, just stared into the other person's eyes for a while, and the other person quickly opened the blood bank's door for him as if hypnotized. Door.

For the blood race, the human blood bank is similar to a frozen meat supermarket. Although the taste is not as good, it still has a complete range, and it is a good place for you to choose.

As a civilized vampire in the new era, it is still a bit outdated to drink blood. Therefore, most of the vampires in the human world have their own channels for blood, and obtain food in a milder way, so as to avoid the temptation of blood hunting. hunt down.There are not a few blood clans like Wen Hongshan mixed in the hospital.

Wen Hongshan is not picky eaters, the most urgent thing is to appease the discomfort in his stomach as soon as possible.

Randomly picked the blood with the most blood types in a row, and when he opened the blood bag, a strong smell of blood spread. Wen Hongshan's human part was resisting this smell, but his blood clan part was clamoring to drink it quickly. go down.

When the scarlet blood flowed into the throat, the restless stomach was finally soothed.Wen Hongshan feels that this body seems to have not drank blood for 800 years. As a vampire, he feels tired even walking.

But Wen Hongshan restrained himself after all. After drinking the bag of blood, Wen Hongshan turned around and left the blood bank, checked his mobile phone, and deduced from the address in his treasure that he frequently received couriers. Where do you live.

"I heard you scolding me! You scolded me for not providing enough service!" 520 dissatisfied, "Then what can I do, you only provided one server, and you created a bunch of servers for me in the last world Redundant data, who is to blame!"

"Your operating efficiency is too low." Wen Hongshan commented.

Although Wen Hongshan vaguely felt that he could fly, President Wen really couldn't bear to flap his wings. It would be embarrassing if he turned into a bat again, so he chose a taxi safely to go back.

But in the taxi, Wen Hongshan felt that this was not the right choice.

This vampire seems to have a bit of motion sickness.

Wen Hongshan felt the smell of blood coming up from his throat all the time. Although he didn't seem to be disgusted, he just felt like his stomach was swelled up after drinking too much Coke, and he kept hiccupping the flavor of Coca-Cola.

If this vampire gets carsick, I don't know if it will get sick when flying.

The feeling of nausea in the chest became more and more serious. Before reaching the place, Wen Hongshan had to ask the driver to stop, propping up the tree by the side of the road and swallowing repeatedly.

He dared not spit it out.If he vomited out blood now, he felt that he would be sent back to the hospital.

After blowing the wind for a while, Wen Hongshan felt better, and after getting back into the car, the driver quickly handed him a plastic bag, a little nervous: "Oh brother, I'll be there in about ten minutes, bear with me, don't spit in my car , I don’t drive this car alone, if it gets dirty, I won’t be able to pick up customers in the middle of the night.”

"En." Wen Hongshan replied in a muffled voice with his eyes closed.

Fortunately, the feeling of nausea was slowly suppressed, but the pain in the lower abdomen surged up. Wen Hongshan felt a sign of diarrhea, and his two long legs twisted together with some difficulty. After paying the money, he hurried back to his door , Before he could find out where the key was, he directly broke the doorknob violently and went in.

Just as Wen Hongshan was trying to quickly find a toilet, a silver dagger snapped to his palm from the darkness.The place where it touched the dagger gave off a burnt smell, and there was no way to heal by itself.

The intestines in the lower abdomen twisted together violently, Wen Hongshan couldn't stand still, so he could only pull out the silver dagger with the burning pain.

The other party had come to him, and a fist was pressing against his heart.

The young man clasped his neck with a cross blessed with holy water helplessly, and asked softly, "Vampire, why are you in such a hurry to throw yourself into the net?"

Wen Hongshan's eyes lit up.

Jiang Ping was stunned for a moment, he saw that the vampire's eyes were slightly red, showing signs of madness, but why did the vampire look so happy?

"If it was you who set the net, then of course I will go back and throw myself into the net."

There are only two words in Wen Hongshan's heart: live together!