Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You
Chapter 17
Gu Wei found his mobile phone under the bed. He forgot to charge his mobile phone before going to bed yesterday, and the battery was dead.
Gu Wei connected the charging cable to the phone, opened the door and went to wash up.
Gu Wei: "Morning."
There are two people sitting on the sofa in the living room, and two people lying on their stomachs.
"Why do you look at me a little hard to explain." Gu Wei was a little confused about the situation, "Did I sleep until I was out of shape?"
Just one night later, the group of people looked at him with admiration.
He is a dancer for a men's troupe, so what can he do.
"Brother, did you watch the trending searches?" Shi Xinyan asked.
"The phone is out of battery and turned off." Gu Wei said, "Am I being scolded again?"
It shouldn't be, he has been honest recently, neither grabbing the c position nor provoking the opponent.
The four shook their heads.
Gu Wei: "Am I going to be confused?"
The four shook their heads.
"Then it's not a big problem." Gu Wei said, "I'm going to wash up, and I'm going to the airport later."
In view of being often scolded by black fans on trending searches, Gu Wei really doesn't have much interest in trending searches.
Chi Yunkai and Shi Xinyan, who had been holding back for the whole night and were still honorably injured, finally couldn't help it anymore: "Brother, take a look at the trending searches."
"The phone is charging." Gu Wei spread his hands.
"Look at mine." Chi Yunkai handed over the phone.
Gu Wei stopped and turned his gaze to Chi Yunkai's cell phone.
#Jiang Xun Lonely#
Gu Wei: "?"
What's so interesting about this, these Jiang Xunfan's fan filters are too heavy, it's fine to follow the competition, but follow the trending searches.
He's not Jiang Xun's fan, so why did he look at the trending searches on emoticons.
"How do you feel?" Chi Yunkai rubbed his hands, looking forward to it.
Gu Wei said: "As expected of a gangster Jiang, things like loneliness have to be talked about on the hot search."
Such a high profile is indeed the style of an emoji.
admire.
Chi Yunkai: "..."
Shi Xinyan: "..."
Gu Wei went to wash up, and the remaining four members of the boy group looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Did he dig it with a shovel on purpose?" Luo Chenxuan beeped softly.
"I don't think so." Fu Zhi shook his head while holding the big tea mug.
Since they couldn't figure out the routine, everyone didn't know where to ask.
Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan were going to be on a variety show, and the remaining few people also had their own announcements to run. After breakfast, the few people dispersed. Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan took their luggage and headed to the airport.
On the plane, Gu Wei held the script of "Clearly Like the Moon", and felt that Shi Xinyan beside him was a little restless.
Shi Xinyan seemed a little hesitant to speak, and his eyes were a little complicated.
"Do you have anything to say?" Gu Wei asked proactively.
Shi Xinyan: "It's okay, my butt hurts, it got burned yesterday."
Gu Wei: "?" What operation?
"Why don't you... look at the trending searches again?" Shi Xinyan was persuasive.
Gu Wei: "???"
What's wrong with these people today?
On the hot search, this is a big deal.
The stock market plummeted?
As soon as you type in winter?
T.ATW is disbanding?
The plane landed at the airport in City Y, and there were many fans at the airport who knew the itinerary of the two of them and came to pick them up.The support club is organized in an orderly manner, and everyone abides by the rules.Gu Wei smiled at the cameras of the little girls.
"Weiwei, watch the trending search!" In the crowd, whoever took the lead shouted.
Immediately afterwards, a group of people began to read back to Gu Wei: "Weiwei, look at the trending searches."
Gu Wei: "?"
What day is it today, and why is everyone asking him to watch the trending searches.
Including the young lady at the airport security check, who seemed to recognize him as Gu Wei, suppressed a laugh and whispered something to him about the trending searches.
"Okay, I'll watch it." Gu Wei waved at his fans, "Don't worry, everyone go back and be safe."
"We are worried." The fans were anxious.
As soon as Gu Wei got into the car of the program group, he pressed the power button of the mobile phone. After a brief boot screen, the mobile phone reconnected to the signal, and four messages popped up first, all last night.
first message.
[Broker Zhao]: Well done.
Gu Wei was puzzled, what did he do, why did he do it beautifully.
The second message came from fellow group member Chi Yunkai.
[Shou De Yun Kai See Moon Cake]: Are you asleep? Are you asleep? Are you there? Weiwei, not? I'll ask later.
[Shou Deyun opens to see the mooncakes]: Huh huh.
Gu Wei was puzzled, Chi Yunkai stayed up most of the night last night, sent him WeChat, how important things were, and Chi Yunkai didn't seem to mention it to him in the morning.
The third message, acquaintance.
[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: See you tomorrow.
Gu Wei was extremely confused.
see what?
Retired, went to record a variety show, no appointment.
The fourth message, right home.
[Big Claw]: You are a respectable opponent.
Gu Wei was extremely confused.
What day, why even the opposite family has convulsions.
He quit the four confusing messages, clicked on the Weibo icon, and what caught his eye was the hot search that he had seen this morning.
#Jiang Xun Lonely#
The three messages just now were scrolling in Gu Wei's mind at this moment, and suddenly the alarm bell rang in Gu Wei's heart——
He remembered that before going to bed last night, because of the script, he scraped Jiang Xun's Weibo, it seemed that he scraped quite hard, and after that, he seemed to fall asleep.
He reached out his hand in disbelief, clicked on the trending search that seemed to have nothing to do with him, and saw his familiar Weibo id in that Weibo, as well as the innocent like ten years ago 's Weibo.
Gu Wei: "..."
Gu Wei: "..."
It's over, he's done.
Archeology was cool for a while, and archeology was always cool, that is, he was so happy that he fell asleep yesterday, with his fingers still on the screen of the phone.
His invincible right hand.
Sorry now, it's too late.
According to his understanding of Jiang Xun, he may have thought of many ways to prepare to bully others.
The whole night passed, and everyone in the village knew that Jiang Xun, the world champion, wandered alone in a lonely night ten years ago.
Netizens have eaten the melons for several rounds, and the fight has been pinched several times. Now we are waiting to see how the two parties plan to respond.
After getting in the car, the recording of the variety show has already started. At this time, the director rushed to the two guests in the car and said with a smile, "Hand over your phone, the show is about to officially begin."
"That's great, I like variety shows so much." Gu Wei shook the director's hand with both hands, and he was very cooperative, handing over the phone immediately.
Escape is shameful but useful.
For the first time since Gu Wei's debut, he found variety shows so interesting.
No matter how violent the storm is, let's go to the Variety Show to hide for two days.
No matter how fierce Jiang Xun is, he can't just come and beat him up today.
Just speak harshly.
Having seen Jiang Xun's Weibo ten years ago, Gu Wei felt that he had nothing to fear.
Gu Wei connected the charging cable to the phone, opened the door and went to wash up.
Gu Wei: "Morning."
There are two people sitting on the sofa in the living room, and two people lying on their stomachs.
"Why do you look at me a little hard to explain." Gu Wei was a little confused about the situation, "Did I sleep until I was out of shape?"
Just one night later, the group of people looked at him with admiration.
He is a dancer for a men's troupe, so what can he do.
"Brother, did you watch the trending searches?" Shi Xinyan asked.
"The phone is out of battery and turned off." Gu Wei said, "Am I being scolded again?"
It shouldn't be, he has been honest recently, neither grabbing the c position nor provoking the opponent.
The four shook their heads.
Gu Wei: "Am I going to be confused?"
The four shook their heads.
"Then it's not a big problem." Gu Wei said, "I'm going to wash up, and I'm going to the airport later."
In view of being often scolded by black fans on trending searches, Gu Wei really doesn't have much interest in trending searches.
Chi Yunkai and Shi Xinyan, who had been holding back for the whole night and were still honorably injured, finally couldn't help it anymore: "Brother, take a look at the trending searches."
"The phone is charging." Gu Wei spread his hands.
"Look at mine." Chi Yunkai handed over the phone.
Gu Wei stopped and turned his gaze to Chi Yunkai's cell phone.
#Jiang Xun Lonely#
Gu Wei: "?"
What's so interesting about this, these Jiang Xunfan's fan filters are too heavy, it's fine to follow the competition, but follow the trending searches.
He's not Jiang Xun's fan, so why did he look at the trending searches on emoticons.
"How do you feel?" Chi Yunkai rubbed his hands, looking forward to it.
Gu Wei said: "As expected of a gangster Jiang, things like loneliness have to be talked about on the hot search."
Such a high profile is indeed the style of an emoji.
admire.
Chi Yunkai: "..."
Shi Xinyan: "..."
Gu Wei went to wash up, and the remaining four members of the boy group looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Did he dig it with a shovel on purpose?" Luo Chenxuan beeped softly.
"I don't think so." Fu Zhi shook his head while holding the big tea mug.
Since they couldn't figure out the routine, everyone didn't know where to ask.
Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan were going to be on a variety show, and the remaining few people also had their own announcements to run. After breakfast, the few people dispersed. Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan took their luggage and headed to the airport.
On the plane, Gu Wei held the script of "Clearly Like the Moon", and felt that Shi Xinyan beside him was a little restless.
Shi Xinyan seemed a little hesitant to speak, and his eyes were a little complicated.
"Do you have anything to say?" Gu Wei asked proactively.
Shi Xinyan: "It's okay, my butt hurts, it got burned yesterday."
Gu Wei: "?" What operation?
"Why don't you... look at the trending searches again?" Shi Xinyan was persuasive.
Gu Wei: "???"
What's wrong with these people today?
On the hot search, this is a big deal.
The stock market plummeted?
As soon as you type in winter?
T.ATW is disbanding?
The plane landed at the airport in City Y, and there were many fans at the airport who knew the itinerary of the two of them and came to pick them up.The support club is organized in an orderly manner, and everyone abides by the rules.Gu Wei smiled at the cameras of the little girls.
"Weiwei, watch the trending search!" In the crowd, whoever took the lead shouted.
Immediately afterwards, a group of people began to read back to Gu Wei: "Weiwei, look at the trending searches."
Gu Wei: "?"
What day is it today, and why is everyone asking him to watch the trending searches.
Including the young lady at the airport security check, who seemed to recognize him as Gu Wei, suppressed a laugh and whispered something to him about the trending searches.
"Okay, I'll watch it." Gu Wei waved at his fans, "Don't worry, everyone go back and be safe."
"We are worried." The fans were anxious.
As soon as Gu Wei got into the car of the program group, he pressed the power button of the mobile phone. After a brief boot screen, the mobile phone reconnected to the signal, and four messages popped up first, all last night.
first message.
[Broker Zhao]: Well done.
Gu Wei was puzzled, what did he do, why did he do it beautifully.
The second message came from fellow group member Chi Yunkai.
[Shou De Yun Kai See Moon Cake]: Are you asleep? Are you asleep? Are you there? Weiwei, not? I'll ask later.
[Shou Deyun opens to see the mooncakes]: Huh huh.
Gu Wei was puzzled, Chi Yunkai stayed up most of the night last night, sent him WeChat, how important things were, and Chi Yunkai didn't seem to mention it to him in the morning.
The third message, acquaintance.
[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: See you tomorrow.
Gu Wei was extremely confused.
see what?
Retired, went to record a variety show, no appointment.
The fourth message, right home.
[Big Claw]: You are a respectable opponent.
Gu Wei was extremely confused.
What day, why even the opposite family has convulsions.
He quit the four confusing messages, clicked on the Weibo icon, and what caught his eye was the hot search that he had seen this morning.
#Jiang Xun Lonely#
The three messages just now were scrolling in Gu Wei's mind at this moment, and suddenly the alarm bell rang in Gu Wei's heart——
He remembered that before going to bed last night, because of the script, he scraped Jiang Xun's Weibo, it seemed that he scraped quite hard, and after that, he seemed to fall asleep.
He reached out his hand in disbelief, clicked on the trending search that seemed to have nothing to do with him, and saw his familiar Weibo id in that Weibo, as well as the innocent like ten years ago 's Weibo.
Gu Wei: "..."
Gu Wei: "..."
It's over, he's done.
Archeology was cool for a while, and archeology was always cool, that is, he was so happy that he fell asleep yesterday, with his fingers still on the screen of the phone.
His invincible right hand.
Sorry now, it's too late.
According to his understanding of Jiang Xun, he may have thought of many ways to prepare to bully others.
The whole night passed, and everyone in the village knew that Jiang Xun, the world champion, wandered alone in a lonely night ten years ago.
Netizens have eaten the melons for several rounds, and the fight has been pinched several times. Now we are waiting to see how the two parties plan to respond.
After getting in the car, the recording of the variety show has already started. At this time, the director rushed to the two guests in the car and said with a smile, "Hand over your phone, the show is about to officially begin."
"That's great, I like variety shows so much." Gu Wei shook the director's hand with both hands, and he was very cooperative, handing over the phone immediately.
Escape is shameful but useful.
For the first time since Gu Wei's debut, he found variety shows so interesting.
No matter how violent the storm is, let's go to the Variety Show to hide for two days.
No matter how fierce Jiang Xun is, he can't just come and beat him up today.
Just speak harshly.
Having seen Jiang Xun's Weibo ten years ago, Gu Wei felt that he had nothing to fear.
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