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Jiang Xun: "..."

Ten years ago, Jiang Xun was a smug middle-school boy who pretended to be a cigarette with finger biscuits every day, and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle every day.

When posting this Weibo, Jiang Xun was arguing with his family about going to the youth training. The 13-year-old child is persistent and stubborn, but he is somewhat confused in the face of doubts from the people around him.

I don't know if I'm lonely or not, but the confusion is real.

This Weibo was so old that even Jiang Xun himself forgot.

Everyone has a black history, but not everyone's black history will be pulled out for public display.

Gu Wei went down with a shovel, and the black history was unearthed again.

There was no movement on Gu Wei's side, and the screenshots of likes were wildly spread by night owl netizens on various social platforms, and there were signs of something bad.

Gu Wei is black and red, the fans say that they are tens of thousands of bases, a wave of inquiries from fans and a wave of passers-by spread, and a screenshot of black history likes overwhelmingly swept the entire Weibo.

Sure enough, 10 minutes later, the professional player Jiang Xun was airborne again after the world champion and variety show passerby——

#Jiang Xun Lonely#

This kind of hot search makes people want to click in at a glance.

So 5 minutes later, the word "new" next to the hot search changed to "boiling".

Jiang Ying had already screamed with laughter in the living room.

"I tell you to stay away from him, you say you are a fan, quack quack." The pig cry switched to a goose cry, "I tell you to protect the fan, the other party is a little white-eyed wolf."

"Hohohohohohohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." The goose crowing turned into a chicken crowing again.

Jiang Ying laughed the living room into a zoo.

Jiang Xun: "..."

Is it an offense to push someone into a corner and tease him with the title of little daughter-in-law?

But things are not over yet, this is just the beginning.

Jiang Xun's teammates are all night-staying kings. After hearing the news, they rushed over one by one, and followed Gu Wei's Weibo. One of them liked the "loneliness" post, and each posted a dog head in the comments, and soon The four of them were neatly picked up by netizens who eat melons.

It was one o'clock in the morning, and Jiang Xun's cell phone kept ringing, and the QQ group of the team was very lively. The four teammates lined up neatly, and sent late night greetings to their captain.

[TMW-SK]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely?cigarette.jpg

[TMW-Big Pineapple]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely?cigarette.jpg

[TMW-Xiong Zai]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely?cigarette.jpg

[TMW-West]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely?cigarette.jpg

A few people didn't care whether Jiang Xun saw it or not, and chatted on their own.

[TMW-SK]: Captain, your aloof and handsome person design is broken, it's over, can Jiang Xun's deterrent power still work in the pre-match trash talk session?

[TMW-SK]: As expected of being the captain, I know a lot. I know loneliness right after graduating from elementary school.

[TMW-SK]: Han Han Evolution.jpg

[TMW-Xiong Boy]: Hahahahahahaha, this is either a diehard fan or a big enemy, it's too fierce, and it directly exposed our old background of seeking God.Now everyone knows that the god Jiang Xun, who was not good enough in the arena, was a fool ten years ago.

[TMW-Big Pineapple]: Gu Wei?I remember, this is not the little star who was bullied by the boss last time, the one who was on the top search, I'm afraid he didn't come here for revenge hahahahaha, this trick is too cruel.

[TMW-Big Pineapple]: I think he seems to have watched Jiang Xun's game, is he a fan?Could it be that you want to force me to find God Grass powder? Hahahaha.

[TMW-West]: Guys, why do I feel like this is true love.

[TMW-Xiong Boy]: What does Xi Ge say?

[TMW-West]: Based on our brotherhood with Jiang Xun, will we dig into his Weibo from ten years ago in the middle of the night?

[TMW-Bear Boy]: Reasonable.

The hand speed of professional players has been fully experienced at this moment. Several of them took out the hand speed water group used to hit people on the field, and the hand speed reached 999+ in minutes.

[TMW-Xun]: Noisy.

System prompt: TMW-Xun has left the group chat.

[TMW-SK]: Run away, the boss ran away hahahahaha.

[TMW-West]: Guys, I've had a hunch over the years that these two have something to do with each other.

[TMW-SK]: Mexican beef batch, can you see this?

[TMW-West]: Yeah, let's take a gamble.

Jiang Xun opened the chat interface with Gu Wei, and the page was quiet, as if the person involved didn't realize that he had provoked a storm.

Netizens on Weibo also exploded. Jiang Xun's Weibo from ten years ago was forwarded tens of thousands of times in less than an hour, with nearly ten thousand comments, all kinds of things——

Netizen 1: Xun Shen, that little third-tier celebrity has started to catch your attention again, but he is trying to catch you.

Netizen 2: The professional player I was a fan of ten years ago turned out to have this style of painting, male god, don't be lonely, grass fan, I can't wait.

Netizen 3: I’m Gu Wei’s little hedgehog. We Weiwei didn’t mean it. It must have been a slippery hand. Weiwei finished work very late tonight. He’s probably already asleep by this time. I’ll tell you tomorrow. God apologizes.We first apologize to Jiang Xun for Weiwei!Kneeling.jpg

Netizen 4: Don't wash it upstairs, is it interesting for fans to comment?Hand skating can go as far as ten years ago, how long is this hand? Gu Wei of your family is a scheming man. After the variety show thing passed, he was worried about it, and he even came here to explore the dark history that he searched for.

Netizen 5: That's right, Gu Wei just can't deal with the opponent, so he's here to deal with the opponent's brother.

Netizen 5: It's been ten years, have you been looking for the lonely you? [Doraemon Surprised.jpg]

Netizen 6: Grass, why do I have to check the trending search before going to bed, now that I am smiling, how can I go to work tomorrow.

Jiang Xun's girlfriend fans are confessing their love, and technical fans are laughing wildly.

Gu Wei's sister fans are protecting the cubs, and black fans are playing disco.

There is also a group of passers-by who keep deleting other people's hahaha in the forwarding editor and replacing them with their own hahaha.

The culprit who stirred up a bloodbath was lying on the bed in his own room, holding the phone in one hand and hugging the pillow in the other, sleeping in the dark.

Next to the door of Gu Wei's room, there were two people lying on their stomachs.

"Is he asleep?" Shi Xinyan lowered his voice.

"It seems to be asleep, but the lights are not turned off." Chi Yunkai lay on the ground and looked through the crack of the door, "I knew it."

"Let him sleep." Shi Xinyan said, "Wake him up now, he won't be able to sleep tonight."

Team leader Fu Zhi lived a middle-aged and elderly life, and fell asleep when he came back. Luo Chenxuan, who was in charge of the vocal, came out to fetch water before going to bed, passed by the door of Gu Wei's room with sleepy eyes holding a cup, and did not see two people lying on the ground.

Luo Chenxuan tripped over someone's leg, and the boiling water in the cup splashed onto the two people's buttocks.

Chi Yunkai: "?"

Shi Xin said: "Grass, it's hot."

In the room, Gu Wei's cell phone vibrated twice. In the deep sleep under the influence of drugs, Gu Wei frowned dissatisfiedly, let go of the cell phone, pushed it to the bed, and the cell phone fell on the floor.

The screen of the phone lights up, displaying the latest received message——

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: See you tomorrow.

This hot search brought a hundred thousand points of fun to the boring life of netizens, and the popularity remained high until the morning.

The early morning alarm clock woke Gu Wei from his sleep, Gu Wei rubbed his eyes, feeling that he had not slept so peacefully for a long time.