Straight guy friend suddenly confessed to me

Yu Gu has been in a long-distance love race for nearly five years, and finally managed to embrace a beautiful woman, but on the wedding day, he encountered unreasonable troubles from the bride's mother.What made him even more unacceptable was that his fiancée actually stood on the opposite side of him, forcing him to accomplish things that were impossible.Yu Gu couldn't take it anymore, and finally broke out, leaving behind his fiancée and the crowd, turned around and left.Before he took two steps, his friend and best man for many years rushed over and hugged him horizontally.Best man: If she doesn't go with you, I will go with you.Yu Gu:? ? ?Best man: If she doesn't marry you, I will.Yu Gu:! ! !Edible guidelines: 1. This article is adapted from a real joke posted by CV Ling Yuehan on Weibo, and has been authorized. 2.1v1, HE, urban brainless dog blood cookie. 3. Probably there should be two pairs of CP, the master and the receiver. 4. Author WB: @晋江小越儿 Content tags: special liking industry elite sweet text growth ┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Yu Gu ┃ Supporting role: Xue Cen