I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

The whole family looked at Gu Yang with an expression like a fool, and Mrs. Gu was even more weary. There were four brothers, and each brother was smarter than the other. The one she gave birth to was the most stupid.

Gu Yang happily explained the origin of the steamed buns and steamed buns, emphasizing that Gu Ye is the only one in the world who brags about his skills, and the whole family doesn't believe it.

Gu Decheng picked up a bun and said with emotion: "It's been a long time since I've seen such a big bun. When I was young, your grandma would also make it. During the Chinese New Year, I steamed a pot and put a piece of meat in a bun. That's it. New Year's Eve."

Gu Ye smiled, "So, it's worth it to get this pot of big buns back."

Gu Decheng smiled and tasted one, "It tastes like a farmhouse, it's better than asking for money."

Gu Ye smiled and asked: "Is it the taste of my hometown?"

Gu Decheng nodded in satisfaction, "Very good."

Seeing that her husband liked it, Mrs. Gu said, "If you want to eat it, I'll find an aunt to learn how to steam the buns."

Gu Yang shook his head, and said solemnly: "Mom, our family's conditions are not suitable, you have to get that kind of big pot!" Gu Yang gestured, "It's so big! There can be dozens of pots in one pot!"

Mrs. Gu rolled her eyes, just wanting him to shut up.

I know Gu Yang's face, you don't understand the sense of superiority at all, and you don't understand the fucking hint, "You still have to burn firewood."

Mrs. Gu sneered, "burning firewood pollutes the environment, I use electricity."

"The electricity doesn't work. The electric ones definitely won't give off that smell. You have to go to the mountains to chop firewood. Carry a small basket and find the dry ones. The wet ones won't light it." Gu Yang thought for a while, and clapped his hands excitedly, "Oh my goodness. , What a miserable old lady!"

The three Gu Ye brothers all looked like the child was hopeless, and even Gu Decheng couldn't help laughing. Mrs. Gu stood up angrily, held Gu Yang's ear, and said angrily: "I don't think you want to eat at noon anymore. , go and hang up the lantern for me! I can’t finish my work in the afternoon, and I won’t let you eat at night!”

Gu Yang was yelled and screamed, he didn't know where he offended his mother, and when the whole family had dinner at noon, he climbed the ladder to hang the lantern, with an expression of grievance that the whole family had hurt.

Gu Ye smirked, the boss will definitely not do this kind of work, the second child is as elegant as a nobleman, and he can't climb the ladder, he doesn't want to do it either, so he can only wrong the fourth child.

Seeing Gu Sen wandering around the yard with a cold face, Gu Ye rubbed his hands secretly and said: "Brother must be worried about the fourth brother, he wants to help, but he can't save face."

Gu Lin shook his head, and said with disgust: "Tsundere, whoever suffers will know."

Gu Ye squinted his eyes and looked at Gu Sen for a while, then suddenly became happy, and shouted through the window: "Brother, you have good luck this year!"

Gu Sen outside the window's face darkened, "Don't talk nonsense."

Gu Decheng asked in surprise when he heard this: "Really?"

Gu Ye said firmly: "Really, my elder brother will definitely have a good luck this year, and it's still a good peach blossom."

Gu Sen glared at Gu Ye angrily, "Shut up!"

"father!"

"The boss shut up! The third brother said."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "I only see that my elder brother has good luck, but I haven't seen if that person is the future sister-in-law. Brother, come on~"

Gu Sen: "..."

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On New Year's Eve, it finally came to the main event, the ancestor worship link.

After the family is ready, they first go to the ancestral grave to offer incense, and then invite the ancestors to go home for the New Year.The four brothers kowtowed to the grandpa, grandma, grandpa, grandma, second grandpa, and second grandma one by one. In winter, the ground is cold and hard, and the small soil particles hurt knees.After knocking twice, Gu Yang bared his teeth and looked at his brothers. The eldest brother remained expressionless as usual.The strange thing is that the second brother and the third brother didn't change their expressions. Gu Yang subconsciously glanced at the third brother who was most afraid of pain, and then realized that something was wrong. The position of the knees of the second and third brothers...is so thick!

Gu Yang asked in a low voice: "Brother, what's stuffed in your knee?"

Gu Ye said expressionlessly: "Be serious, a row of old ancestors are looking at you, and they really like you."

Gu Yang was so frightened that he shut up, not even daring to rub his knees secretly.

Finally arrived in front of Gu Ye's mother's grave, Gu Decheng squatted down, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped off the photo of his wife.The woman in the photo has a smile on her mouth, delicate features, and arrogance and confidence in her eyes. In the early days of Gu Decheng's business, without the help of his wife, it would have been difficult for him to achieve what he is now.

Gu Decheng said in a deep voice: "Kowtow to your mother, you've grown up."

The three brothers kowtowed to their mother. When Gu Yang saw his brothers kowtow, he also followed, knelt beside Gu Ye, and kowtowed to call his mother.

Mrs. Gu, who had been standing aside, like an outsider who had difficulty getting in, was twitched by her son's angry mouth, always feeling like she was dead.

Originally, the three brothers were unhappy in their hearts, but when they saw Gu Yang, they couldn't laugh or cry.Gu Decheng also smiled, "Okay, the boss is holding the god's seat, and went back to celebrate the New Year."

Gu Sen walked in front with dozens of memorial tablets, and Gu Ye saw that there was no ancestor behind him, not his grandparents, let alone his mother.In the final analysis, inviting ancestors to go back to celebrate the New Year is just a kind of spiritual sustenance for the living.

After the New Year's Eve dinner, the whole family watched the Spring Festival Gala together. Gu Decheng glanced at Gu Ye who was sitting on the sofa eating melon seeds, "Third brother, come here."

Gu Ye blinked, put on his slippers and followed his father upstairs, "Dad, what's the matter?"

Gu Decheng pondered for a moment, then asked with a complicated expression: "Your mother, did you ever blame me?"

Gu Ye was stunned for a moment before he understood what his father meant, he smiled, "No, my mother has already been reincarnated, and usually reincarnates only when there is no concern."

Gu Decheng stood there in surprise for a long time before he sighed, "She's gone."

Gu Ye could see it, and said with relief: "Let's go, it's good, why wait another few decades, I don't know if we can be together in the next life."

Gu Decheng nodded, he couldn't tell whether it was regret or relief, "What about your grandfather? What's your concern?"

"I've been reincarnated a long time ago," Gu Ye couldn't help laughing, "The one who gave you a dream before was a villain I cut out of paper, and my grandfather left long ago."

Papa Gu was stunned for a moment, then immediately annoyed, "You brat!"

Gu Ye was also very innocent. He spread his hands and asked, "What can I do? You won't listen to what I say!"

Gu Decheng was so angry that he wanted to beat the child, "Your grandpa, you dare to fake it, if I don't beat you, I will be sorry to the ancestors!"

Gu Ye ran away, "Mom! My dad hit me!"

Mrs. Gu felt very uncomfortable today, because she felt like an outsider, and she knew that the whole family treated her very well, but she was hypocritical.Hearing Gu Ye's words, he couldn't care less about being awkward, and stopped him when he rushed up, "Gu Decheng! Why are you beating the child again when it's Chinese New Year's Eve?"

The guard was particularly fierce, Gu Decheng's expression froze, his momentum weakened in an instant, "I didn't hit him, I just frightened him."

"My mother looks so good-looking!" Gu Ye praised gratefully, and took the opportunity to slip away. Gu Decheng was laughed angrily, and there was nothing he could do about it.

After returning to the room, Gu Ye took out the statue of Hades and the tablet of the master that he forgot in the box, took a raw chicken from the kitchen and placed it on it, "I'm sorry, I'm too busy, the tribute is here for you now, please bless me, Don't let me encounter so many weird things again. The offerings should be both meat and vegetables, right, just wait."

Not long after, Gu Ye came back with a smile on his face, closed the door with a smile on his face, put the half plate of fruit and melon seeds that he had just eaten, put his hands together and bowed, and said solemnly: "It is said that sincerity leads to spirit, courtesy Light affection is heavy, eat, don't be polite!"

After paying his respects, Gu Ye sat at the table, continued to crack sunflower seeds, turned on the TV in the bedroom, and began to reply to today's messages.

That night, Gu Ye dreamed that his master had turned into a 50-year-old man, wearing a very handsome suit, holding his ear and scolding him as a little bastard, worshiping God with a heartless heart.

Gu Ye also complained, the old man dressed like a civil servant, dressed so handsomely, what if he is busy marrying a wife?The angry old man chased and beat him, Gu Ye ran so fast that the old man caught up with him after chasing for a long time.

Facts have proved that you still have to listen to Master's teachings, and you must have sincerity in worshiping God, otherwise you don't care about anything.In the next year, Gu Ye still couldn't avoid strange things.

On the second day of the new year, early in the morning, someone came to him.

After hearing the notification from his family, Gu Ye withdrew the Lord Yan's offering, "You have to survive until the fifth day of the lunar new year, you are not allowed at all! Don't eat it."

As soon as he got downstairs, Gu Ye saw two men sitting stiffly on the sofa in the living room, their faces were already dying, "Hey, you came early enough."

"We brothers are really, really sorry for disturbing the little fairy for the New Year. I am the eldest, my name is Liu Sheng, and my fourth brother is Liu Long." Put it at the bottom, "We really can't go on, seeing the note you left, we endured it in the thirties and the first day of the junior high school, and we are afraid that you will leave today, and the door will be blocked if you leave. "

Liu Long's eyes were red, "Yesterday, during the Chinese New Year, our two brothers invited a row of gods to come back, and they are still placed at home today. We really can't live on."

Gu Ye asked someone to serve tea to the two uncles, "Don't worry, speak slowly."

Liu Sheng said slowly: "It's like this. In March last year, the four of us pooled our money to buy that vacant land and build a pig farm. But not long after the farm was built, something happened at home before it opened. First, my daughter-in-law’s cancer was diagnosed at an advanced stage, and she disappeared in two months. She was in good health before, and she could do farm work in the field. Eye sockets, "Only 45."

Liu Long took the elder brother's words, and continued: "When my sister-in-law was in the hospital, it was just in time for the wheat harvest. My second brother's family had a combine harvester. When harvesting the wheat, the machine broke down. He went down to check. The harvester suddenly slid a step forward, and his whole body was involved in the harvester. When he was rescued, his entire back was devoid of flesh, and he was sent to the ambulance like a bloody man. Fortunately, the engine was turned off, otherwise his life would be dead. It's gone, until now, I'm still recovering from my nephew's injuries, and I haven't come back."

"Then, it was my third brother. He had high blood pressure. He drank a little wine at night and was usually fine. In the early morning, he went to the bathroom and had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage. When my younger brother and sister found out, he was already paralyzed."

"It's not that, two months ago, my daughter-in-law died." Liu Long said with a dejected look on his face, "It's the same disease as my sister-in-law's, and it's terminal cancer when it's discovered. This year, I'm 38 years old."

"People in the village said in private that my family did something immoral, and that's why we were punished." The brothers looked bitter, "We are honest farmers, where can we do something immoral?"

Gu Ye nodded and comforted him: "You didn't do anything immoral. I can see that you are all honest and responsible. Did you spend all your hard-earned money to build this pig farm?"

"Yes, I paid back the loan." Speaking of this, the brothers became worried, "Now I want to sell the place to pay back the money, but I can't sell it."

"Don't worry about selling it yet," Gu Ye asked, "Did people in their 50s or [-]s die in the village?"

"That said, it's really true," Liu Sheng thought for a while, "I had a heart attack a few days ago, it's gone, and I'm in my 40s. I have terminal cancer, just [-]."

Gu Ye's eyes darkened, and when he looked up, he found that there was a row of people standing in the corridor on the second floor, listening to the gossip with their heads down, because they hadn't heard it before, it was somewhat new, and seeing the expressions of the two brothers now, they all looked sympathetic.

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he called Gu Yang: "Go get a pen and paper for brother."

Gu Yang ran away in a panic, and after a while, he sent down an unwritten test paper.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and looked at him, are you serious?

Gu Yang smiled flatteringly, he wouldn't do it anyway.

Gu Ye turned the test paper over and drew a picture on the white paper on the back, "Look, does this location of your factory look like a guillotine?"

Both brothers gasped, "It's really similar!"

"Building a factory here, and erecting such a tall flagpole here, what is the difference with the guillotine? This flagpole can't be erected here, who gave you the idea?"

The faces of both of them changed, "At the beginning we didn't have a flagpole there, didn't we always have accidents at home? I inquired and found a Taoist priest. He said that there are evil spirits here, and we must set up a flagpole to suppress them. standing."

Gu Ye sneered, "This Taoist priest is not a decent person. There was a problem with his position, but he didn't die so soon. Once the flagpole was erected, the Feng Shui around him changed completely. That Taoist priest, you Where did you find it?"

"It's from Zaocun next door. He came to the town half a year ago. He can count and count. He can help out when there are weddings and weddings. People in the town say that a little fairy has left, and another one and a half has come. Fairy."

Gu Ye sneered, what kind of demigod is this skill in Fengshui?If it is done sincerely, it is using Feng Shui to maliciously kill people, which is a big deal.

"You two go back now and find someone to dig up the flagpole. I suspect there is something buried under the flagpole." Gu Ye stood up, "You go first, I will be there later."

Gu Yang managed to be clever for a while, took a down jacket for Gu Ye, and followed him, "I'm going too!"

Gu Lin hung a bunch of car keys on his fingers, and turned around with a smile, "I'll go too."

Gu Ye: "..."